Banana and Dice

[cblake]

Just like the title says, this dare require a Banana (preferably a decent size - medium to big). I made this thread for guys (who into anal, but i think girls can join in too.

So, here's the dare, you gotta roll thedice 4 times.

1st roll:

Spoiler:

Odd = peeled
Even = not peeled

2nd roll:

Spoiler:

how long will it stays inside your ass
dice x 5 mins

3rd roll:

Spoiler:

What to do in the meantime:
1=jumping jack, 5 times every 5 mins
2=get yourself to the edge (as much as you can for the remaining of time)
3=get dressed again, and go take a walk out
4=do squats, 5 times every 5 mins
5=slap your ass, 5 times on each cheek, every 5 min
6=pee on yourself (make sure you want to pee before you do the dare)

4th roll:

Spoiler:

the fate of the banana after the time period over
1-3=eat it
4-6=you dont need to eat it

In case you 1-3, roll again for another bonus round:
odd=cum on it before you eat it
even=no cum

do not forget to report here, i want the detailed version of the story.
enjoy.

[harddump]

Ii got:

Peeled.
25min.
5 jumping jacks every 5 min.
Don't have to eat it.
The task was pretty easy—I didn't ever drop the banana out of my ass. As it was inside me for a while, though, it was really warm (steamy, if you will) and mushy when I pooped it out.

[harddump]

That was fun so I tried again.

Peeled.
30min.
Pee on yourself (make sure you want to pee before you do the dare).
Eat it.
No cum.

I drank two cups of coffee and a glass of cold milk, then shoved the peeled banana up my ass when felt the urge to piss build up. I got in the bathtub and tried to let loose, but the banana threatened to slip out. I thought of plugging my asshole with my fingers so I don’t lose the banana, but felt like that would be cheating, so I raised my ass and legs in the air and pissed aiming for my chest and neck. An inch or two of the banana poked out of my asshole during the pissing—got myself in the face when the stream was strong—but I managed not to push or pinch too hard. I stayed ass-in-the-air and waited for the banana tip to slide back inside without pushing with my fingers, then stood up and took a quick hot shower. I had to waited a bit before it was time to let the banana out, but I pooped it out on a plate and ate it no problems. I thought I was done, but I farted and I felt some banana goo drooling down my taint so I scooped it up and licked that too.

[harddump]

This time, clitfart rolled these:

not peeled / 5min / get dressed again, and go take a walk out / dont need to eat it

It was night time, and clitfarat did not want to wear clothes so clitfart went outside naked. The banana was all the way up clitfart's ass at first, but slowly slid out as clitfart walked. This made clitfart look llike clitfart had a short and curvy yellow tail. Clitfart had to stop and clench clitfart's asscheeks to stop the banana falling out completely.