Scat Play - Beginner to Expert

[BeeBimBop]

I've noticed a lack of good scat dares on this site, so I decided to create my own. Roll the first dice to determine difficulty. Roll the second to determine the dare. If you complete a dare with a star next to it, then send me photographic proof and I will then have to do any scat dare you send me.

Spoiler:

Scat play can be very fun and exciting. However, the handling and/or consumption of human feces [I]could[/I] be dangerous. With that said, if you have a healthy tract, then scat play poses almost no risks.

1- Beginner (No Touching, No Tasting)
2- Easy (Touching, No Tasting)
3- Medium (Touching, No Tasting)
4- Hard (Tasting, No Eating)
5- Very Hard (Eating)
6- A True Scat Lover (Eating)

Beginner

Spoiler:

1- Do not wipe your ass the next time you shit.
2- Shit onto seran-wrap or foil. Toss it away.
3- Shit outside. Try and stay hidden if you can.
4- For the next week, you can only cum to scat porn. (Bypass by doing a medium or harder dare of your choice)
5- Poor you. Start a timer the next time you feel like shitting. Hold it in for 12 hours.
6- Take a shit. Jerk off onto it. (Ladies free pass =])

Easy

Spoiler:

1- Take a shit. Grab it out of the toilet and squeeze it between your fingers.
2- Shit on the bathroom floor. Grab it and move it to the toilet.
3- Shit into your hand directly before flushing it.
4- Take your dog for a walk. When he finishes his business, grab it without a bag and toss it away.
5- Shit in the shower. Shove the shit down the drain with just your feet.
6- Take a shit. Grab it out of the toilet, put it on some wrap or foil. Jerk onto it and throw it away. (Ladies skip the last part =])

Medium

Spoiler:

1- Get some construction paper. Take a shit. Use your shit to fingerpaint your username and post a picture here.
2- Rub your shit on your boobs and chest.
3- Shit into your hand and rub it all over your ass and genitals.
4- Shampoo your hair with shit.
5- You've earned a trip to the spa! Cover your face with shit. Props if you put two cucumbers on your eyelids.*
6- Use your shit to cum. Guys, cover that shaft and jerk it. Ladies, massage that clit and g-spot with your shit covered fingers.

Hard

Spoiler:

1- Shit onto a plate. Lick the shit.
2- Grab a piece of shit and put it in your mouth. Hold it in there and spit it back out.
3- Fill your mouth with shit (a decent amount). Tape your mouth shut and chew the shit. Don't take the tape off and spit until you cum.
4- Shit into your hands. What you do with the shit is up to you. Lick the residue off your hands.
5- Shit on the floor. Move all the shit to the toilet using only your mouth.
6- Shit onto a plate. All of your shit must be chewed and spat into the toilet.

Very Hard

Spoiler:

1- Put a small piece of shit in your mouth. Chew and swallow. Yummy!
2- Shit into your hands, and act like its soap to wash your hands. Clean your hands with your tounge.
3- Shit onto a plate, and rub it all over it. Dishwasher is broken, so lick it clean.
4- You messed up and thought your shit was nutella. Spread it on some toast and eat it!
5- Ladies only, guys are safe! Fill a condom with shit. Freeze it, remove the condom and use it as a dildo. Lick your juices off before eating.*
6- Take a shit. Grab it from the toilet and eat it all.

A True Scat Lover*

Spoiler:

1- With your ass over your head, shit onto your face. Chew and eat anything that falls in your mouth.
2- This recipe calls for some milk, cocoa powder, and your shit. Blend it together and drink your Scatolette Milk.
3- Shit into a diaper or tight briefs. Put them on your head. Cum, then eat all the shit.
4- This recipe calls for some pizza and shit! Order your favorite extra sausage pizza. Replace each sausage with a piece of shit of equal size.
5- Shit in a toilet, then piss in it. Stir it all up until the shit is broken up and all around it. Give yourself a swirlee.
6- This recipe calls for piss and shit. Shit into a large bowl, and then piss into it. I don't think I need to tell you what cums next ;)

Punishments

Spoiler:

1- Piss into your mouth. Drink all that you catch.
2- You cannot poop in your house for the next two weeks. Gas prices are high, so hopefully you did your dare.
3- Morning swirlies for the next week!
4- No flushing for the next week. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, you didn't do the dare fuck you.
5- Go to the sex store. Tell them you lost a dare and need the biggest dildo they have for less than $40. Buy it and post a blog of your progress with it.
6- PM me. I will give you a dare that breaks a limit of yours.