help a ftm fill... their profile! (and other holes...)

[maxdeluxe]

hey y'all my name's max

i'm a 30 yr old genderfluid (they/he) pansexual polyamorous rhinestone cowboy

had the evening home alone and felt like this long time lurker should finally jump in! here's hoping you'll celebrate with me:

what all should i include on my profile? (the truths)

tell me what you want to know about me and i'll add it! be as general or as specific as you want

getDare charcuterie board: (the dares)

help me celebrate joining getDare by giving me a tasty little dare and get full, detailed reports back!

thanks for stopping by <3

[maxdeluxe]

considering filling out this that i found in the forum but i'm not a woman lmao

https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthre...hlight=profile

[Alice-H]

What are you hoping to get out and start here?

What is your hope and dreams for GetDare?

[maxdeluxe]

Originally Posted by Alice-H

What are you hoping to get out and start here?

What is your hope and dreams for GetDare?

try new things / explore kinks / make kinky pals

my hopes and dreams would be to find some other kinky queer folks to talk to /mess around with, and dream of dreams if i'm super lucky perhaps find a hot butch dom (any gender) someday lmao

added to profile ;]

[Alice-H]

Yes I can understand that, that's how I got started here,

[maxdeluxe]

have the place to myself again later tonight for more ✌️

[maxdeluxe]

got assigned this faproulette from another thread—will track points and update here

https://www.faproulette.co/49724/ear...rting-objects/

[maxdeluxe]

checked on other threads to see what all i needed to do �� should be knocking out most of these tonight

to do
- faproulette earn-an-orgasm
- draw a bra on my chest with hearts around the nipples
- You have to crossdress and tie yourself.up until you hear someone coming home. The. Try to get out before getting caught. All doors must remain open in the house
- You must wear pink and stand against the wall with a quarter in between your nose and the wall for 20 minutes
- Twist both your nipples as hard as you can for 30 seconds
- shower with plug and vibrator in
- Go into a public restroom. Completely take off your pants and underwear and edge once.

[maxdeluxe]

Originally Posted by maxdeluxe

checked on other threads to see what all i needed to do �� should be knocking out most of these tonight

update:
✔ draw a bra on my chest with hearts around the nipples

i would rather wear a drawn one than a real one anyway! <3 <3

✔ Twist both your nipples as hard as you can for 30 seconds

they're still sore from adventures yesterday--now they're puffy and pink again. maybe i should pump them to make them really stand out?

starting on the faproulette, but i didn't realize it was for anal! i'm an anal newbie (as in literally had never done any backdoor stuff at all until yesterday) so i'm using my bonus hole (pussy) instead.

first 3 objects:
toothbrush (by the handle) (+25 pts) - rolled 3 to moan loudly while doing
hairbrush (by the handle) (+25 pts) - rolled 6 to take a photo of my hole, the object, and my face
banana (+15 pts) - rolled 9 to use for 20 minutes

total once completed: 65 pts -- gonna have to do a lot more to earn an orgasm tonight

[maxdeluxe]

Originally Posted by maxdeluxe

update:
starting on the faproulette, but i didn't realize it was for anal! i'm an anal newbie (as in literally had never done any backdoor stuff at all until yesterday) so i'm using my bonus hole (pussy) instead.

first 3 objects:
toothbrush (by the handle) (+25 pts) - rolled 3 to moan loudly while doing
hairbrush (by the handle) (+25 pts) - rolled 6 to take a photo of my hole, the object, and my face
banana (+15 pts) - rolled 9 to use for 20 minutes

total once completed: 65 pts -- gonna have to do a lot more to earn an orgasm tonight

-toothbrush was easy, and luckily i'm home along so no one heard my moans
-hairbrush handle was big step up in size haha but still relatively easy, and now i have a VERY revealing photo on my phone of my pussy with a hairbrush in it (i chickened out of including face)
-on the last couple minutes with the banana now -- definitely feeling the stretch and the length

i'm already dripping wet so i want to cum tonight!

next i'm gonna do:
-cooking utensil by the handle (+35 pts)
-a plastic bottle (+35 pts)

once completed brings my total to: 135 pts

i'm trying to get to 250 for the insertion orgasm

[maxdeluxe]

Originally Posted by maxdeluxe

i'm already dripping wet so i want to cum tonight!

next i'm gonna do:
-cooking utensil by the handle (+35 pts)
-a plastic bottle (+35 pts)

once completed brings my total to: 135 pts

i'm trying to get to 250 for the insertion orgasm

-wooden spoon handle felt wimpy after the banana D:
-in between i did a PM dare of smacking my clitdick 10 times
-didn't have a drink bottle so i fucked my bottle of testosterone gel haha

i really need those points!

next i'm gonna fuck a hammer (+40 pts)

and then i guess a chair leg (+75 pts) which would bring my total up to 250!

i can't believe i'm going to fuck a chair leg haha i've never done that before

[maxdeluxe]

Originally Posted by maxdeluxe

next i'm gonna fuck a hammer (+40 pts)

and then i guess a chair leg (+75 pts) which would bring my total up to 250!

i can't believe i'm going to fuck a chair leg haha i've never done that before

hammer done but haven't tackled the chair leg yet--my clitdick is fucking throbbing so i put it in a pump to make it throb harder--how long should i keep it in in the pump?

[maxdeluxe]

Originally Posted by maxdeluxe

hammer done but haven't tackled the chair leg yet--my clitdick is fucking throbbing so i put it in a pump to make it throb harder--how long should i keep it in in the pump?

i don't know that i'm brave enough to fuck a chair leg lmao at least not yet i'm not totally desperate to cum... yet

left the pump on my little clitdick for now to help it grow big and strong <3

[maxdeluxe]

this is the longest i've left the pump on so far -- about 30 minutes. my pussy is absolutely dripping like it's kinda crazy lmao

[maxdeluxe]

Originally Posted by maxdeluxe

this is the longest i've left the pump on so far -- about 30 minutes. my pussy is absolutely dripping like it's kinda crazy lmao

just took it off--nearly an hour my clit is huge and throbbing