dare for non-single people

timmy · 04-26-2007, 07:51 AM

aint rude / naughty. but it would be funny.

next time having sex, or any sexual thing. you do with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

screams someones names, someone of the same sex.

eg

having sex with your GF

"ohhh yes tom"

try someone whos like your best friend. so she thinks something is going on.

ive dared my best friend to do it. tonight hopefully.

let see what she says. when he moans my name, whilst doing her

try to record it aswell. and post it. for best results. x

Maverick · 04-26-2007, 11:03 AM

an alternative/variation:

Scream out something absurd at orgasm.

"Pikachu I choose you" or "all hands abandon ship" are good starter ideas.

timmy · 04-26-2007, 11:07 AM

haha thats great. "pikachuu, i choose you"

could you imagine the look on there faces.

looking4amistriss · 04-26-2007, 05:45 PM

good idea. nice dare b

timmy · 04-26-2007, 11:41 PM

cheers

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Marc · 04-27-2007, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick

Scream out something absurd at orgasm.

"To infinity ... and beyond!"

timmy · 04-27-2007, 07:30 AM

say a line a from He man

"III HAVEE THE POWWEERRR!"

sommeones gotta record this. i told my friend to, but =/ i doubt he will be able to lol

tit winky · 04-27-2007, 02:42 PM

i havent done it yet tom:P

but one time when receiving oral i was chewing my nails
that got me into some trouble hehe

02youeng · 04-27-2007, 04:39 PM

Start singing MC Hammer. That'd scare someone

signet · 08-30-2007, 02:11 PM

Or you could repeatedly yell "I love you Nana!" as you are cumming.

When questioned about it afterwards, just say "I just love my Nana" but refuse to elaborate any further and quickly change the subject.

evil, huh?

lucky · 08-30-2007, 02:17 PM

I still wonder what a girl would think if, lets say, when arguing a boy, he would yell at her: "I havent had an orgasm for a long time. I've just faked them!". Put it into the dare list and please reply with her answer. Her reaction would be really fun! I'd post somewhere on a specific forum this question and tell you the users conclusion

sexyman1983 · 10-19-2007, 07:52 PM

One of these days, someone's gonna die laughing, just reading this thread. I should know... I could barely breath, as I was laughing... so hard, I just can't stop laughing.

I should try this whenever I have phone sex with my girlfriend, though. (she lives in Michigan, and I live in West Virginia) The minute I reach ejaculation, I'm gonna shout "He's dead, Jim!"

Why stop there, if I can also shout "Chewie, get us out of here!" I can't wait to hear the confused sound of her voice that I love so much, when I hear "WHAT?!"

There should be a dare, as to who can keep a straight face, just reading this.

tieddowncold · 10-20-2007, 01:55 AM

Baha, so my last boyfriend...the first time we had sex I shouted out "Are you sure you're 8?"

He hella slapped me.
And started going wayyyyy harder.
I was like, sorry.

Purpose of this post:
WARNING!
If you plan on saying something:
MAKE SURE (ESPECIALLY GAY GUYS like myself)
THAT YOU ARENT ON THE BOTTOM WHEN YOU SAY THIS
OTHERWISE YOU ARE IN FOR TROUBLE

sexyman1983 · 10-21-2007, 04:17 PM

I did the phone sex with my girlfriend the other night. When I reached orgasm, I said. "Warning, my contain nut products." I laughed my ass off when she said "WHAT?!"

04-26-2007, 07:51 AM	#1
timmy Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 229	dare for non-single people aint rude / naughty. but it would be funny. next time having sex, or any sexual thing. you do with your girlfriend or boyfriend. screams someones names, someone of the same sex. eg having sex with your GF "ohhh yes tom" try someone whos like your best friend. so she thinks something is going on. ive dared my best friend to do it. tonight hopefully. let see what she says. when he moans my name, whilst doing her try to record it aswell. and post it. for best results. x

04-26-2007, 05:45 PM	#4
looking4amistriss Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 34	HaHa good idea. nice dare b __________________ 16 yo/m looking 4 a 15+ mistress. contact me at [email protected] or PM me

04-27-2007, 02:42 PM	#8
tit winky Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ilkeston Posts: 11	i havent done it yet tom:P but one time when receiving oral i was chewing my nails that got me into some trouble hehe __________________ suck my boobiers

04-27-2007, 04:39 PM	#9
02youeng Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 34	Start singing MC Hammer. That'd scare someone __________________ "If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!"

08-30-2007, 02:17 PM	#11
lucky Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 558	I still wonder what a girl would think if, lets say, when arguing a boy, he would yell at her: "I havent had an orgasm for a long time. I've just faked them!". Put it into the dare list and please reply with her answer. Her reaction would be really fun! I'd post somewhere on a specific forum this question and tell you the users conclusion __________________ Limits: public, family, time consuming and cbt. I am currently blackmailed and I am not sure about my limits...

04-26-2007, 11:03 AM	#2
Maverick Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 136	an alternative/variation: Scream out something absurd at orgasm. "Pikachu I choose you" or "all hands abandon ship" are good starter ideas.

04-26-2007, 11:07 AM	#3
timmy Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 229	haha thats great. "pikachuu, i choose you" could you imagine the look on there faces.

04-26-2007, 11:41 PM	#5
timmy Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 229	cheers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

04-27-2007, 07:30 AM	#7
timmy Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 229	say a line a from He man "III HAVEE THE POWWEERRR!" sommeones gotta record this. i told my friend to, but =/ i doubt he will be able to lol

08-30-2007, 02:11 PM	#10
signet Baby Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1	Or you could repeatedly yell "I love you Nana!" as you are cumming. When questioned about it afterwards, just say "I just love my Nana" but refuse to elaborate any further and quickly change the subject. evil, huh?

10-19-2007, 07:52 PM	#12
sexyman1983 Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Charleston, WV Posts: 52	One of these days, someone's gonna die laughing, just reading this thread. I should know... I could barely breath, as I was laughing... so hard, I just can't stop laughing. I should try this whenever I have phone sex with my girlfriend, though. (she lives in Michigan, and I live in West Virginia) The minute I reach ejaculation, I'm gonna shout "He's dead, Jim!" Why stop there, if I can also shout "Chewie, get us out of here!" I can't wait to hear the confused sound of her voice that I love so much, when I hear "WHAT?!" There should be a dare, as to who can keep a straight face, just reading this. Last edited by sexyman1983; 10-19-2007 at 07:54 PM.

10-20-2007, 01:55 AM	#13
tieddowncold Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 13	I think the best one... Baha, so my last boyfriend...the first time we had sex I shouted out "Are you sure you're 8?" He hella slapped me. And started going wayyyyy harder. I was like, sorry. Purpose of this post: WARNING! If you plan on saying something: MAKE SURE (ESPECIALLY GAY GUYS like myself) THAT YOU ARENT ON THE BOTTOM WHEN YOU SAY THIS OTHERWISE YOU ARE IN FOR TROUBLE

10-21-2007, 04:17 PM	#14
sexyman1983 Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Charleston, WV Posts: 52	I did the phone sex with my girlfriend the other night. When I reached orgasm, I said. "Warning, my contain nut products." I laughed my ass off when she said "WHAT?!"