Ask worm Jaro anything (and spank him!)

[CSasha]

Originally Posted by Jaroface

Btw, I am out of denial now until Tuesday and I had a fantastic orgasm this morning!

Awesome news! I am very happy for you. You have earned it. I should have asked you about.

[Sam~]

Originally Posted by Jaroface

Yes, and the OP text as well!

Oh I wondered how people knew they were VIP's, I only just realised I was one, I had not looked at the 1st post lol Thank you

[MarvHarvey]

Originally Posted by Samishere

Oh I wondered how people knew they were VIP's, I only just realised I was one, I had not looked at the 1st post lol Thank you

Me too.
Thanks.

(Golly - never been important before!)

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Samishere

Oh I wondered how people knew they were VIP's, I only just realised I was one, I had not looked at the 1st post lol Thank you

You're very welcome!

Originally Posted by MarvHarvey

Me too.
Thanks.

(Golly - never been important before!)

Well you are now! Very!! Use that power wisely please.

[Tantalos]

Hi

after lurking a few days I decided to join up. I am a very helpful person and your thread convinced me to do something good for you and also for my karma.

May I ask a few questions? (<-don't count that one )

1)Since this is my first post ever on getDare let me get this straight: Every question asked in this post earns you 3 spanks?

2)I have not read through the whole thread, does a question still count if already asked before?

3)Are you left or right handed?

4)Do you strip completely naked before getting spanked?

5)Spanking is hard work, do you switch hands during a longer session?

6)Have you ever spanked yourself so much that your arm was the most aching part of your body?

7)How much calories do you think you burn in let's say 1 hour of spanking yourself? I guess it's a good workout, but oddly enough I couldn't find anything about it in any calory table.

8)Have you ever spanked yourself to tears or at least to crying out?

9)Do you oil your butt before a spanking?

10)Do you curse while being smacked?

11)Did you ever interrupt a spanking because of the the doorbell or telephone?

12)Do you admire your spanked butt in the mirror afterwards?

13)Have you ever taken pictures of your spanked ass? (not necessarily shown them to anyone)

14)Has anyone ever seen your spanked butt in person?

15) I read somewhere that you use slippers for your spanking. Did you ever consider using other implements like a cooking spoon, a belt or a hairbrush?

16)Did you ever have some funny/embarrasing spanking accident? Like hurling away your implement, hitting the wrong body part or tumbling over?

17)Do you look at some pics/videos (like the mistress just spanking you or your owner) while spanking yourself?

18)Some non spanking questions: How much time every day do you spend in the getDare forums?

19)How much time daily do you spend doing dares/punishments or tasks for your owner?

20)Have you ever visited an exotic dancer, a prostitute or professional domme and paid for services? Not necessarily for sex, mind you. Maybe for a lapdance?

21)on a scale from 1 (worst) to 10: How would you honestly rate your appearance? You don't have to give yourself a -3 because of your worm background.

22) I know it won't happen, but does the thought of being sentenced by an offical court to suffer a hard PUBLIC spanking as punishment arouse you? Would it change your opinion if all people involved (executive and spectators) would be of your preferred sex only?

23)If I understood the rules I just gave you 99 spanks. Would you increase that to 100 for the sake of a nice round number?

Have fun!

[Butterfly]

Originally Posted by Tantalos

Hi

after lurking a few days I decided to join up. I am a very helpful person and your thread convinced me to do something good for you and also for my karma.

May I ask a few questions? (<-don't count that one )

1)Since this is my first post ever on getDare let me get this straight: Every question asked in this post earns you 3 spanks?

2)I have not read through the whole thread, does a question still count if already asked before?

3)Are you left or right handed?

4)Do you strip completely naked before getting spanked?

5)Spanking is hard work, do you switch hands during a longer session?

6)Have you ever spanked yourself so much that your arm was the most aching part of your body?

7)How much calories do you think you burn in let's say 1 hour of spanking yourself? I guess it's a good workout, but oddly enough I couldn't find anything about it in any calory table.

8)Have you ever spanked yourself to tears or at least to crying out?

9)Do you oil your butt before a spanking?

10)Do you curse while being smacked?

11)Did you ever interrupt a spanking because of the the doorbell or telephone?

12)Do you admire your spanked butt in the mirror afterwards?

13)Have you ever taken pictures of your spanked ass? (not necessarily shown them to anyone)

14)Has anyone ever seen your spanked butt in person?

15) I read somewhere that you use slippers for your spanking. Did you ever consider using other implements like a cooking spoon, a belt or a hairbrush?

16)Did you ever have some funny/embarrasing spanking accident? Like hurling away your implement, hitting the wrong body part or tumbling over?

17)Do you look at some pics/videos (like the mistress just spanking you or your owner) while spanking yourself?

18)Some non spanking questions: How much time every day do you spend in the getDare forums?

19)How much time daily do you spend doing dares/punishments or tasks for your owner?

20)Have you ever visited an exotic dancer, a prostitute or professional domme and paid for services? Not necessarily for sex, mind you. Maybe for a lapdance?

21)on a scale from 1 (worst) to 10: How would you honestly rate your appearance? You don't have to give yourself a -3 because of your worm background.

22) I know it won't happen, but does the thought of being sentenced by an offical court to suffer a hard PUBLIC spanking as punishment arouse you? Would it change your opinion if all people involved (executive and spectators) would be of your preferred sex only?

23)If I understood the rules I just gave you 99 spanks. Would you increase that to 100 for the sake of a nice round number?

Have fun!

First of all, thank you for posting and giving the little worm lots of spankings. I am sure he appreciates it. I sure do!

I will answer #1 and 2 since they are about the thread, and therefore they will not count as questions towards the tally. Yes, because this is your first post on THIS THREAD, each question will earn Jaro 3 spankings! Also, yes, as long as the question hasn't been asked by you, then it will count.

#23 also won't count as I will answer that here as well. Sorry, no rounding up, next time you will just have to ask one extra question :P

[Mr. Devious]

Hello again I think I should continue my line of questioning as I have not asked enough questions yet. 138 is not enough!

139) Are you a good liar?
140) Are you a good judge of character?
141) Are you any good at charades?
142) How long could you go without talking?
143) What has been your worst haircut/style?
144) Can you iceskate?
145) Can you summersault?
146) Whats your favourite joke?
147) Whats been your best present?
148) Whats been your worst present?
149) Have you ever sleepwalked?
150) Can you build a house of cards?
151) Whats your favourite TV advert?
152) Can you play poker?
153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch her or carry on with her despite the protests?
154) Have you ever been professionally photographed?
155) Have you ever baked your own cake?
156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour?
157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree?
158) What would be your dream sandwich?
159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous?
160) Can you do any accents other than your own?
161) Do you have a strong local accent?
162) Whats your favourite accent?
163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick?
164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?
165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV?
166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for Halloween?
167) Do you prefer green or red grapes?
168) What do you like on your toast?
169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?
170) How do you have your eggs?
171) Whats your favourite saying?
172) Have you ever been in a tug of war?
173) and did you win?
174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted?
175) What do you have on your fridge door?
176) Do you love or hate myspace?
177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?
178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating?
179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples?
180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing?
181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of?
182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of?
183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay?
184) Whats your favourite smell/scent?
185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?
186) What was your favourite birthday?
187) Can you curl your tounge?
188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?
189) What would be your dream car?
190) Are you left or right handed?
191) What was the last book you read?
192) What was the last song you danced to?
193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo?
194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick?
195) Have you ever been on a space hopper?
196) Who was the last person to send you a text message?
197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?
198) Are you scared of spiders?
199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one?
200) Have you ever been banned from a public place?
201) How much spam email do you tend to get a week?
202) If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?
203) What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life?
204) As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard?
205) Do you like clowns?
206) Do you prefer BBC or ITV?
207) Have you ever been surfing?
208) Have you ever been snowboarding?
209) Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley?
210) Whats your favourite type of foreign food?
211) Which Foreign country do you dislike the most?
212) Do you like your music loud or easy listening?
213) Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program?
214) Do you sing in the shower?
215) Are you a clean or messy person?
216) Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly?
217) Can or Do you still play twister?
218) Can you play chess?
219) Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song?
220) Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?
221) Have you ever entered a talent contest?
222) and did you win?
223) Do you like poetry?
224) Are you a bad loser?
225) Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream?
226) Whats your favourite type of Pie?
227) Whats your most used phrase?
228) Whats your most used word?
229) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
230) What would your dream job be?
231) Which song do you hate the most?
232) How long does it take you to get ready?
233) What do you think the greatest invention has been?
234) Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex?
235) Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex?
236) Who's your favourite Comedian?
237) What's your favourite board game?
238) Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions?
239) Do you have any superstitions?
240) Whats your favourite Movie quote?
241) Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?
242) Do you have much of an ego?
243) Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish?
244) Are you a hat person?
245) Whats your favourite supermarket chain?
246) Whats your favourite fastfood chain?
247) Whats your first thought upon waking up?
248) What animal would you most like to have as a pet?
249) Whats your favourite type of tree?
250) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be?
251) If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be?
252) Who's your favourite celeb?
253) If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box?
254) Whats your favourite flower?
255) Do you believe in ghosts?
256) Do you believe in the loch ness monster?
257) Do you believe in Aliens?
258) Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public?
259) Which is your favourite pokemon?
260) What horror fiction character scares you the most?
261) Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop?
262) Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day?
263) Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe?
264) Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound?
265) Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc
266) Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?
267) Do you have any secret family recipes?
268) Do you have any family secrets?
269) Are you good at keeping secrets?
270) Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?
271) Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?
272) When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white?
273) Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll?
274) Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online?

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Tantalos

...

Thank you for stopping by. Always nice to see a new face.

I skipped the questions that have already been answered by Butterfly.

3)Are you left or right handed?
Right

4)Do you strip completely naked before getting spanked?
Usually, yes

5)Spanking is hard work, do you switch hands during a longer session?
I sometimes try to but I cannot spank as well with my left. But it depends on the implement and where. Yes it IS hard work and I get cramps.

6)Have you ever spanked yourself so much that your arm was the most aching part of your body?
Yeah, it has been pretty rough on my arm. Muscle pain can last longer then the butt pain actually.

7)How much calories do you think you burn in let's say 1 hour of spanking yourself? I guess it's a good workout, but oddly enough I couldn't find anything about it in any calory table.
I don't know but quite a lot I'd think. Same as an hour of racketball? 600?

8)Have you ever spanked yourself to tears or at least to crying out?
No

9)Do you oil your butt before a spanking?
No, is there any benefit to that?

10)Do you curse while being smacked?
No. I rarely curse anyway

11)Did you ever interrupt a spanking because of the the doorbell or telephone?
Fortunately that hasn't happened yet. But then, I haven't spanked myself so much yet, certainly not very long sessions.

12)Do you admire your spanked butt in the mirror afterwards?
I do, yes!

13)Have you ever taken pictures of your spanked ass? (not necessarily shown them to anyone)
Yes I have. I do that each time because then it's easier to see then in the mirror.

14)Has anyone ever seen your spanked butt in person?
No

15) I read somewhere that you use slippers for your spanking. Did you ever consider using other implements like a cooking spoon, a belt or a hairbrush?
Yes and I have used all the implements you mention. I use the flip flop as the default because it's technically easiest to do and it delivers quite a good amount of pain without leaving bruises. But VIP's can change it.

16)Did you ever have some funny/embarrasing spanking accident? Like hurling away your implement, hitting the wrong body part or tumbling over?
I'm sure that is bound to happens some day but so far it hasn't yet

17)Do you look at some pics/videos (like the mistress just spanking you or your owner) while spanking yourself?
No, I have never done so yet

18)Some non spanking questions: How much time every day do you spend in the getDare forums?
Way too much currently because I'm not working. But on work days it would usually be like an hour or two.

19)How much time daily do you spend doing dares/punishments or tasks for your owner?
I don't have an owner. Butterfly used to be my Miss but not anymore. She now only owns my orgasms and she helps me with tasks and threads as a mentor and guide. I used to spend some time on dares multiple times a week and that hasn't really become much less since I still get them via threads and pm dares.

20)Have you ever visited an exotic dancer, a prostitute or professional domme and paid for services? Not necessarily for sex, mind you. Maybe for a lapdance?
I have visited and paid for a professional Domme once. She was actually also a prostitute but we didn't have sex.

21)on a scale from 1 (worst) to 10: How would you honestly rate your appearance? You don't have to give yourself a -3 because of your worm background.
About a 7

22) I know it won't happen, but does the thought of being sentenced by an offical court to suffer a hard PUBLIC spanking as punishment arouse you? Would it change your opinion if all people involved (executive and spectators) would be of your preferred sex only?
That doesn't arouse me. If the audience would be all women then it might arouse me a bit more but probably still not. I think a real punishment spanking (like they give in Islamic countries) is nothing compared to those done in kink. They are genuine torture.

If I'm not mistaken that would be 90 spanks added for this post.

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by asslvr

...

139) Are you a good liar?
No (but this answer doesn't really tell you anything )

140) Are you a good judge of character?
I think so, yes!

141) Are you any good at charades?
No

142) How long could you go without talking?
Oh that's pretty easy, a month? I would gladly take a month away from all civilization, be by myself and thus, not talk

143) What has been your worst haircut/style?
When I was a teen. I think that was too long and looked silly

144) Can you iceskate?
I used to a little bit. But it has been ages so probably not anymore.

145) Can you summersault?
No way

146) Whats your favourite joke?
Never laugh at your own yoke, unless it isn't funny

147) Whats been your best present?
My first car. Was someone's old one who got a new but I loved it.

148) Whats been your worst present?
I once got a little troll doll. It was uglier then the ugliest of the ugliest that is ugly.

149) Have you ever sleepwalked?
Yeah, as a child.

150) Can you build a house of cards?
A very tiny house, yes

151) Whats your favourite TV advert?
Not sure as I don't watch TV. I used to like adverts of a well known insurance company here. But you wouldn't know it.

152) Can you play poker?
A little bit. It's fun.

153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch her or carry on with her despite the protests?
Carry on with her of course. That's none of their business.

154) Have you ever been professionally photographed?
Nope

155) Have you ever baked your own cake?
Yup

156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour?
Huh? Pastel color you mean? Uhhh.... turqoise maybe?

157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree?
I'm sorry if this is going to upset you guys but I never have a christmas tree. When I was a kid we did and there was one of these things on top (I don't know what it's called)

158) What would be your dream sandwich?
I once had a sandwich at a gas station here that was the best sandwich I ever had. I don't remember what went on there but I would drive back there (more than an hour) just to get that sandwich again.

159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous?
No

160) Can you do any accents other than your own?
Not really. Maybe a slight Amsterdam accent.

161) Do you have a strong local accent?
No, I don't have any accent at all. Nobody would ever know where I'm from (within the Netherlands). Yes it's a small country but we still have local accents. Very much so.

162) Whats your favourite accent?
Hagenees. Which is the local accent of The Hague (Den Haag).

163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick?
X

164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?
I really couldn't care less.

165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV?
I don't remember, that was back in biblical times.

166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for Halloween?
We don't celebrate Halloween here.

167) Do you prefer green or red grapes?
Green. But by red grapes I think you mean purple grapes? I always see them as purple.

168) What do you like on your toast?
Butter

169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?
I like and do use both kinds.

170) How do you have your eggs?
Boiled usually.

171) Whats your favourite saying?
Oh I love sayings and I have many favorites.
One that springs to mind:
"The worst form of inequality is trying to make unequal things equal." - Aristotle
I think I even have a thread here somewhere with quotes.

172) Have you ever been in a tug of war?
Yes

173) and did you win?
I don't remember but probably not.

174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted?
Nooo

175) What do you have on your fridge door?
Nothing

176) Do you love or hate myspace?
I never thought about it so I guess hate, just like I hate Facebook

177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?
Delivery people

178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating?
I never did that

179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples?
Nope

180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing?
Hmm, that has me thinking. I think it's a jacket. But I really don't remember what it cost me. It's leather and I bought it eons ago but it's still good.

181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of?
A wardrobe

182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of?
A picture of a tombstone

183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay?
No, but I have from a similar kind of Dutch site

184) Whats your favourite smell/scent?
Fresh bread

185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?
Probably not, I never tried nor do I want to try

186) What was your favourite birthday?
When I became 18 I think. Finally a grown up! Which is weird considering now I want to be a kid again.

187) Can you curl your tounge?
Not at all. How can people do that!?

188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?
Innie. Good question.

189) What would be your dream car?
BMW M6

190) Are you left or right handed?
You asked me that already so this one doesn't count!

191) What was the last book you read?
A Sherlock Holmes book I think

192) What was the last song you danced to?
I don't dance. Well... perhaps I have jumped up and down like an idiot in a night club to some rubbish noise some call 'music' but I really don't recall.

193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo?
Yeah

194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick?
Yeah, that was fun

195) Have you ever been on a space hopper?
Yeah, also fun

196) Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Butterfly

197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?
Yes, but it wasn't bad.

198) Are you scared of spiders?
The big hairy ones, yes.

199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one?
I think I could but that's not easy

200) Have you ever been banned from a public place?
No, I always play nice

201) How much spam email do you tend to get a week?
Way too many, especially from people telling me they are going to give me millions. I think I even got an email from Melania Trump once.

202) If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?
Spanish, it's a great sounding language and many people speak it so it would come in handy

203) What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life?
It's a toss up between Jeanne d'Arc and Cleopatra. Both have always intrigued me.

204) As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard?
Under the bed a little bit

205) Do you like clowns?
OMG why did you have to ask me that? I f***g hate clowns! With a passion! Now I will have nightmares.

206) Do you prefer BBC or ITV?
BBC

207) Have you ever been surfing?
Yes

208) Have you ever been snowboarding?
No

209) Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley?
Elvis I think. I never really understood the Beatle hype.

210) Whats your favourite type of foreign food?
Italian

211) Which Foreign country do you dislike the most?
North Korea

212) Do you like your music loud or easy listening?
Easy, I hate noise

213) Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program?
Donald Duck

214) Do you sing in the shower?
No

215) Are you a clean or messy person?
Personal hygiene is very clean. My house? Usually cleanish but not so tidy.

216) Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly?
Car

217) Can or Do you still play twister?
I can but it's been a while

218) Can you play chess?
Not really. I know the basic rules and how the pieces move. But I could never win it.

219) Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song?
No

220) Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?
I honestly don't care and I rarely if ever use a straw.

221) Have you ever entered a talent contest?
No

222) and did you win?
N/a

223) Do you like poetry?
Not really.

224) Are you a bad loser?
No, it's just a game

225) Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream?
Ice cream

226) Whats your favourite type of Pie?
Apple

227) Whats your most used phrase?
I can't name the Dutch phrase I often use because I use it so often people who know me really associate it with me, it might thus identify me

228) Whats your most used word?
ok?

229) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
Please, nobody!

230) What would your dream job be?
Something simple but independent. Or maybe volunteer work

231) Which song do you hate the most?
Gangnam style is high up there

232) How long does it take you to get ready?
Ready for what? To leave for work? Well I could do so in half an hour but I like to take more time. But I have plenty of time since I always wake up freakishly early

233) What do you think the greatest invention has been?
Water plumbing and drainage probably

234) Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex?
Physical feature? Feet.

235) Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex?
I don't know. The parts women have and men don't I all like. I guess from the usually features to like I am least of an ass lover (no offence).

236) Who's your favourite Comedian?
Used to be Youp van't Hek

237) What's your favourite board game?
Monopoly

238) Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions?
No

239) Do you have any superstitions?
Not at all

240) Whats your favourite Movie quote?
"Every man dies, not every man truly lives." - Braveheart

241) Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?
Jack Bauer for sure

242) Do you have much of an ego?
Not much more so then the average person. I can get a little arrogant sometimes.

243) Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish?
No. I never wear sunglasses even outdoors.

244) Are you a hat person?
No

245) Whats your favourite supermarket chain?
Albert Heijn

246) Whats your favourite fastfood chain?
I hate fastfood. But the least bad is maybe Subways

247) Whats your first thought upon waking up?
Damn I'm horny (usually)

248) What animal would you most like to have as a pet?
Cat

249) Whats your favourite type of tree?
Palm tree

250) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be?
Donald Trump

251) If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be?
That BMW M6 I talked about earlier.

252) Who's your favourite celeb?
I don't have any favorite celebs. It used to be Jennifer Aniston.

253) If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box?
I'd probably do neither.

254) Whats your favourite flower?
I guess daffodils are nice. Especially because the signal the start of spring!

255) Do you believe in ghosts?
No

256) Do you believe in the loch ness monster?
No

257) Do you believe in Aliens?
Yes. Because I believe the universe might be infinite in size meaning the existence of aliens is inevitable. In any case, any aliens are too far away to ever make contact with so we should stop trying

258) Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public?
Most likely yes.

259) Which is your favourite pokemon?
I don't know anything about pokemon.

260) What horror fiction character scares you the most?
Cthulu

261) Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop?
No

262) Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day?
I have no opinion on that. If they want to they should.

263) Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe?
No. I think they made a very good choice to step out of it. You can't force unite people who do not want to be united and who are historically and culturally too different to do so. This is also why I really love that quote by Aristotle I gave you before.

264) Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound?
They should keep the pound. And I wish we would get back our guilder.

265) Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc
No

266) Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?
No

267) Do you have any secret family recipes?
No

268) Do you have any family secrets?
No

269) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yeah

270) Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?
No, but I want to

271) Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?
Star Wars, the original trilogy

272) When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white?
Black

273) Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll?
Sausage roll

274) Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online?
Online

So not counting the 1 that was double this would be 283 spanks added!
Thank you!
I hope others won't ask nearly as much in one post though...

[Jaro]

OMG I am at 969 spanks on my poor ass now!

[Sam~]

Well let's get you to 1,000

1) Do you read erotica?

2) What is your favourite type of erotica?

3) Have you ever played strip poker? If not, would you?

4) What's the silliest mistake/thing you have ever done?

5) What's the most embarrassing thing you have done, or happened to you in public?

6) Have you ever been in a car accident?

7) What's the scariest thing you have ever done or happened to you?

8) What in your life are you most proud of?

9) Would you rather be completely bald or hairy all over?

I think that should do it

Spanks with a cane (or strong stick (at least 1 foot long) if you don't have a cane)

[pup.]

Looks like you have about 969 spanks with just a flip flop on your ass.... lets fix that shall we? And yes, I am feeling a little bit sadistic so maybe I will use a stick

so... 10+(26x3)=88
Since you have never tried using a stick, spank your inner right thigh 15 times with a stick... can be any stick.
To make it even more interesting, spank your feet (30 times each foot) with a hairbrush.
The rest of the spanks will be as you please.

Well have fun and here are those questions.

1. If you had to write 100 words on your body, what color marker/sharpie would you write in and why?
2. What is your opinion on using ducktape?
3. Do you work out? if so, do you listen to music when you do? if not, would you listen to music if you did workout?
4. are you good at climbing trees? when was the last time you climb a tree?
5. do you like crawling like the dirty worm that you are?
6. what is your favorite outfit to wear? (naked is not an outfit)
7. what is your favorite chore and why?
8. do you clean your windows?
9. do ever wear scarfs?
10. how often do you wear hats?
11. what kind of hats do you wear?
12. do you wear glasses?
13. What is the most number of times you have spanked your feet in one sitting?
14. do you like your feet being spanked?
15. what kind of rulers do you have? metal? wooden? plastic? How long are they?
16. what color is your hair?
17. what color are your eyes?
18. have you ever painted your toes?
19. have you ever painted your nails?
20. What is your favorite question that someone has asked you on your ama? Who asked you this?
21. when was the last time you ate peanut butter?
22. have you ever worn a skirt? what color was it?
23. what was the longest time you have worn a bra?
24. who was the last person who saw you naked?
25. has anyone ever seen you wear a bra?
26. why did you draw a picture of a tombstone?

[qmu]

Oh, we are so close to breaking your record, and it is just Tuesday! So more questions! (I promise, depending on your answer to question 20 I'll stop =p)

1. Would you like to be famous - not celebrity famous, but famous for something you did (like saving someone's life, being a war hero, etc), discovered, wrote, etc)? If so in what way?
2. Would you prefer to always sound smarter than what you actually are, but never being more than average or to always be taken as stupid, but being way smarter than what people give you credit for?
3. Would you change anything about the way you were raised or about your childhood?
4. If you could trade one talent you have for another new talent, would you? What would you trade and for what?
5. Would you like to try an anal hook? With worms usually being associated with bait for fishing it sounds too perfect...
6. Do you have a hammock in your apartment? If not, why not and would you like one? If yes, do you like sleep or take naps in it?
7. Do you like taking naps?
8. What do you value most in other people?
9. Did you read "The Call of Cthullu"? =D Any other stories from Lovecraft?
10. What do you do if you can’t sleep?
11. What is the strangest/silliest thing you believed in as a child?
12. What is the strangest/silliest thing you still believe in?
13. Do you consider yourself innocent? If not, was there a particular moment that broke your innocence or was it gradual?
14. What five words would you choose to describe yourself?
15. What five words would you choose to describe what being kinky means to you?
16. What is the thing you dream of you're working most hard towards right now?
17. If you knew you'd unavoidably die exactly one year from now, would you change the way you're living? If yes, what would change and why?
18. Is there anything about yourself that you hope would change, but probably never will?
19. If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? What about if it had to be a silly or funny sounding name?
20. Given it's only Tuesday, is this getting scary or out-of-hand? Or is the thrill of so many spanks enticing?

Edit: Just commenting...

Originally Posted by Jaroface

[...]
267) Do you have any secret family recipes?
No
268) Do you have any family secrets?
No
269) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yeah
[...]

Not suspicious at all =p

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Samishere

Well let's get you to 1,000

Oh that really isn't necessary.
It's not written in the rules, but you are allowed to ask questions without spanks.

1) Do you read erotica?
Not usually, I think I have once or twice in the past

2) What is your favourite type of erotica?
I don't know as I don't read it

3) Have you ever played strip poker? If not, would you?
I have not. I would with the right crowd

4) What's the silliest mistake/thing you have ever done?
I once get myself tied up in my own seatbelt. Took me forever to get loose

5) What's the most embarrassing thing you have done, or happened to you in public?
Bying lipstick, nailpolish and tampons in a store. And the lady telling me I got a sample type lipstick and I should get something else

6) Have you ever been in a car accident?
Fortunately not

7) What's the scariest thing you have ever done or happened to you?
I once got caught in a current on a surfboard which I couldn't swim against. I was drifting off further and further. I actually thought then I was going to die. Obviously for some reason that hasn't happened and at one point I did manage to swim back.

8) What in your life are you most proud of?
Getting my first job after professional education probably. It isn't much I agree. But I can't think of anything else.

9) Would you rather be completely bald or hairy all over?
Completely bald.

Spanks with a cane (or strong stick (at least 1 foot long) if you don't have a cane)
Did you say cane!?!?
I don't even have a stick I think. I'll have to start searching.

37 spanks added (I will categorize in my overview in signature)!

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by pup.

....

so... 10+(26x3)=88
Yes, thanks for doing the math for me

Since you have never tried using a stick, spank your inner right thigh 15 times with a stick... can be any stick.
To make it even more interesting, spank your feet (30 times each foot) with a hairbrush.
The rest of the spanks will be as you please.
Uuuuhh.... okay....

1. If you had to write 100 words on your body, what color marker/sharpie would you write in and why?
Black marker, because that is the marker I have and always use for that. But 100 words is a lot!

2. What is your opinion on using ducktape?
Ducktape is very useful for quick repairs around the house. It's also grey, I like the color grey. Also, it's actually duct tape. No ducks were harmed in the creation of said tape.

3. Do you work out? if so, do you listen to music when you do? if not, would you listen to music if you did workout?
I usually do not work out but when I do I don't listen to music. I probably should work out more.

4. are you good at climbing trees? when was the last time you climb a tree?
I am very good at climbing anything. As a kid I used to climb every tree. I had tree huts and many an hour I spent in trees. I even spent the night in a tree once. I think the last time I climbed a tree was about 1.5 years ago.

5. do you like crawling like the dirty worm that you are?
Sometimes, yes

6. what is your favorite outfit to wear? (naked is not an outfit)
It's not? Well in that case.... my sweat pants and sweater

7. what is your favorite chore and why?
Probably ironing. It's quickest as I usually only iron 1 shirt if I have to before I put it on.

8. do you clean your windows?
Very rarely. I should actually.

9. do ever wear scarfs?
Rarely. I have one for winter which I sometimes do wear with a certain coat. But otherwise not. I find sweaters annoying.

10. how often do you wear hats?
Just my cap sometimes outside to block out the sun from my eyes

11. what kind of hats do you wear?
The cap I mentioned

12. do you wear glasses?
At the moment, yes. But usually during the day I wear contacts

13. What is the most number of times you have spanked your feet in one sitting?
Maybe 10? I haven't spanked them very often

14. do you like your feet being spanked?
I am not sure. It's more painful then my ass, that's for sure.

15. what kind of rulers do you have? metal? wooden? plastic? How long are they?
I only have a plastic ruler which is 32 centimeters. It isn't effective on my ass but maybe other places.
I also have have a wooden paint stirrer which is a bit longer.

16. what color is your hair?
Brown

17. what color are your eyes?
Green

18. have you ever painted your toes?
No, but I have painted my toe nails.

19. have you ever painted your nails?
No.

20. What is your favorite question that someone has asked you on your ama? Who asked you this?
DareFiend asked me "Since you are a worm, the question logically (?) presents itself, what is your favorite worm hole?"
I'm not sure it was the best of all but it made me laugh.

21. when was the last time you ate peanut butter?
Yesterday

22. have you ever worn a skirt? what color was it?
No

23. what was the longest time you have worn a bra?
About 30 minutes, due to a dare that Samishere gave me on my reduction thread.

24. who was the last person who saw you naked?
A professional domme

25. has anyone ever seen you wear a bra?
No

26. why did you draw a picture of a tombstone?
I'd rather not get into that if you don't mind

Thank you for your questions!