12-18-2012, 12:33 AM
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Why does Santa have such a big sack?
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Because he only comes once a year!
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12-18-2012, 08:07 AM
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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It's Christmas, Eve!
Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Spoiler:
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
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12-18-2012, 06:50 PM
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What do you give as a gift to someone you don't like?
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Fruit Cake.
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12-21-2012, 06:01 AM
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12-21-2012, 04:39 PM
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Why was the Buddhist elf asked to leave the workshop?
Spoiler:
Because he insisted on living in the present!
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