punishment dinner 27/f

[phantomsub]

Hi everyone,

I've been extremely busy recently and I've been putting off grading essays that I said I would grade for one of my jobs. I have 56 essays left, and on average (if I'm hauling through them) I can do 10 an hour. I really don't want to grade them, but the students needs their essays back. I'm asking for a punishment dinner for not finishing the essays tonight.

As it is a punishment, pee is 100% on the table for including. So is eating nothing. I will be drinking water, milk, and/or juice while grading - this is non-negotiable.

I have pasta, rice, mac n' cheese, smoothies (frozen fruit, protein powder, and usually juice but sometimes milk), bread (including tortillas).

Please feel free to come up with different punishments in increasing horribleness based on a percentage not finished (so if I finish only 10% the punishment should be significantly worse than if I finish 90%). It's 8:30pm where I am right now, so that means if I grade fast I'll be finished at around 2am. I haven't eaten since about 3pm. As I will be going to sleep as soon as I'm done grading (however much I finish before being "done"), please keep in mind that if making dinner is a long process for the earlier/worse punishments that's fine, but the easier punishments also need to take less time to prepare as I have to be awake again tomorrow morning at 7am (and then work two full shifts) - so I need more than a couple hours of sleep.

Hopefully this makes sense. Please have fun with it and make my punishments bad enough that I stay focused and finish my grading. THANKS

EDIT: for fun, if you want to set a number of glasses of not-pee (water, milk, or grape juice are my current choices)to drink an hour so I have "supplies" for dinner, feel free. I'm not great at holding - but I'll do my best. If I'm unable to hold the whole time, I'll pee into a bottle to save for dinner. Feel free to decide if I should put it in the fridge or keep it with me and let it be room temperature

[SafetyBiscuit]

If you do the average this hour just put a piar of sweaty socks into the protien powder and drink but if you dont you must drink the protien with the socks then take the socks and put them in the next thing you drink

[phantomsub]

Originally Posted by SafetyBiscuit

If you do the average this hour just put a piar of sweaty socks into the protien powder and drink but if you dont you must drink the protien with the socks then take the socks and put them in the next thing you drink

So like, drink the smoothie through the socks? what if I keep going after the hour is up (as is my plan). I'm not planning on eating every hour, just once I've stopped grading for the night.

[SafetyBiscuit]

Just put them in the cup for the protien after you drink the protien the next drink (like water or juice) should also have the same socks in them

[phantomsub]

Originally Posted by SafetyBiscuit

Just put them in the cup for the protien after you drink the protien the next drink (like water or juice) should also have the same socks in them

I think I understand, but the protein powder is a dinner choice, not a while-I'm-still-working choice. I want to be hungry while I'm grading as an additional punishment for putting this off. If I drink protein powder, I won't be hungry.

[SafetyBiscuit]

Oh ok well just put the socks in your drink now then put them in the protien if or when you drink it

[phantomsub]

Originally Posted by SafetyBiscuit

Oh ok well just put the socks in your drink now then put them in the protien if or when you drink it

ok...thank you

You can pick what percentage of completion you think deserves sweaty sock protein powder as dinner (which realistically is not that much substance, so I definitely won't be "full").

[SafetyBiscuit]

Lets say around 30%

[phantomsub]

Sounds good!

I just looked through my laundry hamper, and it seems like the only pairs of dirty socks I have I didn't get sweaty or wear them for a long time...I do have some pussy-juice laden underwear though haha

[isitlogical]

For every number corrected less than 15 per hour (5 more than your average) spank your clit that many times with a spoon

[phantomsub]

Done!...well...will do haha

[MasterW]

Boil yourself portion of pasta in pot 1/2 filled when you stop. For every 10% missing from 100%, replace 1 dl of water with pee. If you haven't got enough pee, take away 3 dl of water.
If you have bellow 90% when you finish eat pasta with your hands
If you are bellow 80% eat it with your hands behind your back

[phantomsub]

Originally Posted by MasterW

Boil yourself portion of pasta in pot 1/2 filled when you stop. For every 10% missing from 100%, replace 1 dl of water with pee. If you haven't got enough pee, take away 3 dl of water.
If you have bellow 90% when you finish eat pasta with your hands
If you are bellow 80% eat it with your hands behind your back

Excellent. Thank you! Just to clarify though, when you say "below 90%" do you mean less than 90% graded?

[temp_igen]

While grading the essays, you should be kneeling on the floor with rice under your knees.

[phantomsub]

Originally Posted by temp_igen

While grading the essays, you should be kneeling on the floor with rice under your knees.

This honestly isn't what I'm looking for tonight. I'm looking specifically for food regulation, not pain.