"How to" lie - Page 3

Hampers · 02-19-2008, 03:59 AM

No, knowledge gives you sweets on a Thursday afternoon if you've taken the dog for a walk to the pub.

How can I find the middle of a rainbow?

Trystaan · 02-19-2008, 07:15 AM

Well you find the end then you slide up the slide and find it.

Where is santa?

Davros · 02-19-2008, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xTrYsTaNx

Where is santa?

Tied up in my shed.

Is the tooth fairy real?

Merlin · 02-19-2008, 10:06 AM

No, and whoever told you that she is working for me is lying!

If a tree falls over and no one is there, will it make a sound?

Kitty · 02-19-2008, 10:31 AM

no because the tree got hand it can push it self up again and stand back.and back to the place he was from

why do people eat?

Davros · 02-19-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitty

why do people eat?

Because there are little men working in the brain and they need food to keep working.

Why do we have two ears?

Trystaan · 02-19-2008, 10:41 AM

It is my uber project to take over the world and can only be stimulated with people who have 2 ears.

What is a conspiracy?

Isabell · 02-19-2008, 11:16 AM

When two brits get together to eat fish & chips.

Where are Grandma's real teeth?

Davros · 02-19-2008, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isabell

Where are Grandma's real teeth?

Up your arse on the second shelf, two sections up, to the left

Had to say that!

Where does Pingu live?

slave1987 · 02-19-2008, 01:18 PM

Pingu lives on the moon, in a house built from metals mined in the outer reaches of upper volta by the strange green things that grow between NewSlaves toes. He was transported there by the magical pixies that only appear to the chosen few who drink battery acid until they are gifted with x-ray vision

How are golf balls made?

AverageDaniel · 02-19-2008, 03:04 PM

It's simple really. In the same way they make Cheez-Its.

What is it with young girls and their obsession with dressing like whores?

SubMissChievous · 02-19-2008, 03:35 PM

It's not an obsession it's just that this is what guys seem to find most attractive... Ooops yeah right I'm supposed to lie...

Okay game version: It's because they need a whole year to try different costumes so they can pick the right one for October 31st.

Why are you replying to this thread?

AverageDaniel · 02-19-2008, 03:46 PM

Because a gun's to my head. Sure, it's plastic, but that's not important.

What is the appeal of screaming in music?

Isabell · 02-19-2008, 04:27 PM

It's the only way to bring Tinker Bell back to life.

Why is it dark during the night?

AverageDaniel · 02-19-2008, 04:32 PM

Because, without the dark, we would clearly see the Mi-Go at night.

Why is it that I can't spend more than 40 seconds underwater without getting out of breath?

02-19-2008, 03:59 AM	#31
Hampers Kiss Kiss FIRE! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Suitcase Posts: 1,798 Blog Entries: 24	No, knowledge gives you sweets on a Thursday afternoon if you've taken the dog for a walk to the pub. How can I find the middle of a rainbow? __________________ ...Tubas in the Moonlight...

02-19-2008, 07:15 AM	#32
Trystaan getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,536 Blog Entries: 17	Well you find the end then you slide up the slide and find it. Where is santa? __________________

02-19-2008, 10:06 AM	#34
Merlin Misschievous's Authority Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,552	No, and whoever told you that she is working for me is lying! If a tree falls over and no one is there, will it make a sound? __________________ Looking for female sub or couple (updated Version) Merlin's Magic Tower of Decision

02-19-2008, 10:41 AM	#37
Trystaan getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,536 Blog Entries: 17	It is my uber project to take over the world and can only be stimulated with people who have 2 ears. What is a conspiracy? __________________

02-19-2008, 11:16 AM	#38
Isabell Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: on the road Posts: 86 Blog Entries: 4	When two brits get together to eat fish & chips. Where are Grandma's real teeth? __________________ What makes me squirm? Wouldn't you like to know.

02-19-2008, 10:31 AM	#35
Kitty getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: singapore Posts: 282	no because the tree got hand it can push it self up again and stand back.and back to the place he was from why do people eat?

02-19-2008, 01:18 PM	#40
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	Pingu lives on the moon, in a house built from metals mined in the outer reaches of upper volta by the strange green things that grow between NewSlaves toes. He was transported there by the magical pixies that only appear to the chosen few who drink battery acid until they are gifted with x-ray vision How are golf balls made?

02-19-2008, 03:04 PM	#41
AverageDaniel getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 392 Blog Entries: 3	It's simple really. In the same way they make Cheez-Its. What is it with young girls and their obsession with dressing like whores?

02-19-2008, 03:35 PM	#42
SubMissChievous Prodigy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 4,466	It's not an obsession it's just that this is what guys seem to find most attractive... Ooops yeah right I'm supposed to lie... Okay game version: It's because they need a whole year to try different costumes so they can pick the right one for October 31st. Why are you replying to this thread?

02-19-2008, 03:46 PM	#43
AverageDaniel getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 392 Blog Entries: 3	Because a gun's to my head. Sure, it's plastic, but that's not important. What is the appeal of screaming in music?

02-19-2008, 04:27 PM	#44
Isabell Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: on the road Posts: 86 Blog Entries: 4	It's the only way to bring Tinker Bell back to life. Why is it dark during the night? __________________ What makes me squirm? Wouldn't you like to know.

02-19-2008, 04:32 PM	#45
AverageDaniel getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 392 Blog Entries: 3	Because, without the dark, we would clearly see the Mi-Go at night. Why is it that I can't spend more than 40 seconds underwater without getting out of breath?