Pry into muffinfairy's little mind

[muffinfairy]

If anyone is so hideously bored that they want to hassle me with questions they're welcome to do it here.

If you don't. I don't blame you. I'm far from interesting.

[iluvXTRMcbt]

what is a very Detailed account of your most deepest darkest fantasy?

[Dravot]

What is the most humiliating thing you have ever done?

What is the most painful thing you have ever done?

What is your best kept secret?

Sexually what is your favorite experience?

Sexually what is your least favorite experience?

[owlart]

What's your favourite muffin?
Can you swim?
Do you ride a bicycle?
When was the last time that you cried?
Do you collect anything?
Have you ever broken a bone?
What time were you born?

[Viking_Guy]

How did you come up with your user name?

[PerfectlyImperfect]

List all drugs you have ever done, (weed doesn't count)?

Have you ever been in trouble with the 5-0?

Ever had someone pay you for sexual favors?

what hobbies you got?

What are you good at?

What do you plan to create a career in?

Would you accept 10 grand to kill someone, and you also would get a bucket of hydrochloric acid? (Also the kill would just be some civilian.)

What toys do you have?

What things have you used around the house to get off on?

do you like the way your juices taste?

[muffinfairy]

Originally Posted by iluvXTRMcbt

what is a very Detailed account of your most deepest darkest fantasy?

On Christmas Eve I would roll in-amongst charcoal dust and night glitter until I was covered head to wheel and then venture outside into the wilderness of people's gardens.

Once people were asleep I would shimmy up drain pipes, trellises, and so forth. Sneaking into their house through windows or any vacant opening. When inside I would keep to the shadows like a retarded moth. Jumping from void to void as I make my way into the bedrooms, where innocent peons slumber peacefully.

I would then slowly and carefully peel back their eyelids, one at a time, and insert a few drops of juicy solution. Then I would slip in a coloured, holeless contact lense. In most cases I would insert two. On some, maybe just the one.

Then after a hard nights juicing and slipping I would return to my nest. Sleeping like an doormouse in a tree crevice as the world wakes up to their apparent blindness.

And that is what goes on my Santa Application Form: What could you bring to this role?

[muffinfairy]

Originally Posted by Dravot

Answer these or I'll Drav your arse!

What is the most humiliating thing you have ever done?
I don't humiliate easily. I just pick myself up and get on with things. I have a tendency to fall over small children. Which is more embarrassing if the parents are around.
What is the most painful thing you have ever done?
I've been hit in the ear by a helicopter. That was pretty painful.
What is your best kept secret?
If I told, then it'd no longer be a secret and therefore not the correct answer.
Sexually what is your favorite experience?
Greeting penises with my face works quite well.
Sexually what is your least favorite experience?
I've not had enough experiences to get depressed over any yet.

[Jacques]

You are on a quest to kill the most evil thing that exists on any plane of existence...

1. There are three items in your inventory, what are they?

2. What obstacle stands between you and the lair of the evil thing and how do you overcome it?

3.You enter the lair and confront the evil thing. It offers you a deal to spare its life for anything you desire- would you accept such a deal, and what would you ask for?

4.Whatever your answer to question 3, the evil thing betrays you (it is evil, after all) It holds the thing you love most in the world hostage and demands you surrender- who or what is its hostage?

5.How, using only your cunning and the three items in your inventory, do you kill the evil thing and save the life of the thing you most love?

6.What do you do to celebrate your great victory?

[theone]

Originally Posted by muffinfairy

If anyone is so hideously bored that they want to hassle me with questions they're welcome to do it here.

If you don't. I don't blame you. I'm far from interesting.

Well, I’m not bored but hassling you seems like a good idea and I do think that you are interesting.

1. What do you think is the most interesting thing about yourself?

2. What do you think is the least interesting thing about yourself?

3. What do you think is an interesting quality about others?

4. What do you think is an uninteresting quality about others?

Oh, and just to make the questions a bit more difficult, you are not allowed to mention penis, chocolate or gorgonzola cheese in any of your answers.

[corsa198]

Have you ever peed your pants?
If so, have you done it by accident or on purpose?
Have you ever wet the bed?
If not, would you?
What is your favourite type of underwear?
What is your favourite underwear you own?
Do you ever like to let your underwear show?
Do you like to go commando?
Would you like it if people could see your underwear up your skirt?

[muffinfairy]

Originally Posted by owlart

I'm watching you, 360°

What's your favourite muffin?
Choc Chip
Can you swim?
Like a seahorse
Do you ride a bicycle?
I do. More people should ride bikes. Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go around.
When was the last time that you cried?
I don't know. I'm not much of a crier.
Do you collect anything?
Art.
Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope.
What time were you born?
A few minutes after the pubs closed and I'll be forever reminded of it.

[dareninja]

How did you become so awesome?

[muffinfairy]

Originally Posted by Viking_Guy

Bring forth my hammer!

How did you come up with your user name?
From this.

[Fabulous]

most fun in thread
ever
you're weird, and a good writer, i like sick and twisted people. and you are twisted.

curious to the answer to Jacques questions though