Messy Waiter Dice Dare [SINGLE][R]

[jammez]

Any girls like to role for me ??

[stinkybutt]

Your unisex uniform consists of:
3. A pair of panties - but why were they in that bowl of scrambled eggs?

Breakfast offerings (roll twice and re-roll for duplicates)
4. Oatmeal - back
2. Pancake Batter - front

6. OJ - head

1. Katsup - shorts
1. Mac and cheese - shorts

4. don’t even have time to clean out your shorts! Too bad...

2. 4 cans of spaghetti-os - head

5. The fluffernutter - marshamallow fluff and peanut butter on “buns” - guess where the “buns” come in...
1. A pie in the face, and one in the crotch - which one looks better?

6. Dumps it over your head.

[LucyLewd]

I rolled:

1 Thong and bandanna
1 and 3 Dozens eggs and pancake syrup
4 Chocolate milk
2 Katsup
6 All three
5 Don't clean
3 3 cans
1 and 5 pie face and crotch; marshamallow fluff and peanut butter
6 Over head.

[HumiliateM3]

Slut will try this one out. Slut hopes it's rolls aren't too bad.

[callmecurious]

I was assigned this thread as part of a lost Vs. thread

So my first roll was a three which meant a pair of panties that had been soaked in egg. So already a messy start and since I knew a lot of things would be going down those underwear I picked a air of my sturdier underwear. The egged underwear actually felt really gross. They are boy cut so they naturally give you a bit of a wedgie and I prefer them tighter as otherwise they have a tendency to ride down. So the slimy egg was really noticeable and of course some of it was running down my legs. I guess I could have cooked them, but that wouldn't have been as much fun so. Slimy egg panties it was.

For my next rolls I got 2 and 6 so pancake batter and cottage cheese. The pancake wasn't bad but of course it was runny so very very messy the cottage cheese that went down the front was absolutely disgusting. I hate everything about cottage cheese and I hated the feeling of it. Then I rolled a 4 which meant chocolate milk. Cold but not bad and it was over quickly. Then I waited ten minutes I hate waiting but it felt in order with the dare.

For the first roll of lunch I got 6 which meant Ketchup, Mustard, and Relish. Other than making an even bigger mess no big deal. Then I got five Which meant chili which was a bit messier. Thankfully I don't do spicy chilli so no big problem. So then I cleaned up as best I could and Then i rolled a two which was good as I got to clean out my underwear a bit. Kind of gross but i added it to the bucket. And moved on to dinner. This time I got one so two cans of Spaghettios. I dumped them over my head and have always enjoyed the sensation of something dripping down my body so this was fun though I'm sure I looked quite a sight by them especially with the little pasta hoops sticking to me in places.

Then it was time for dessert and this time I got unlucky. My first roll was a six which meant a fruit pie and my second roll was another six which meant a re-roll and since I was doing this as part of a forfeit I decided I should probably do both pies. So I went with a cherry and a blueberry mostly for the color contrast and they are amongst my preferred flavors. I did both over my head and against rather enjoyed the sensation of the clumpy fruit dripping down my body along with the cool of the whipped cream. For my reroll I got a three which since Im a girl I couldn't really do so I rerolled again and got a six. So that meant peanut butter and fluff. I like the feeling of peanut butter so that was fairly pleasant and then the marshmallow fluff wasn't that bad either.

Then it was time to clean up I got as much into my bucket as possible and then rolled and got a 4. I wasn't thrilled about this. Let's just say it wasn't the most inviting of mixture. All the condiments, the fruit pies, the fluff, hoops, peanut butter well it looked really gross and dunking my head head in was a very odd sensation as it was fairly thick and there was the chunky bits which made it feel extra gross and a lot of it really stuck to me so yeah. But i was glad I was done. And i have to say over all it was a fun messy dare

[JustLearning]

I wanted to post my rolls and will complete ASAP!


In this economy, you take any job you can find. With that in mind, you walk into the “Lucky Mess Cafe” and ask about the "Help Wanted" sign in the window. The manager gives you a look, shakes her head, and says “Ok...I guess you are hired - but don’t blame me....” You ask her for more info, but she just chuckles and sends you in the back to change into your uniform...

Your unisex uniform consists of:
A pair of panties - but why were they in that bowl of scrambled eggs?



You come out of the back room in your uniform, nervous, but ready for your first day of work. The manager tells you that the job is relatively simple - you take the “orders” and provide the “service.” You can hear the air quotes, and that just makes you even more nervous.

The manager points you to the first table and tells you that breakfast is almost over, so try and get rid of the last of the morning’s options. You take a moment to look over the menu and can’t help but notice that the menu notes that the food is served “any way the customer wants.” But hey - you need the job and what could go wrong...with that in mind, you walk over to the table with two cute customers waiting.

Breakfast offerings (roll twice and re-roll for duplicates)
Oatmeal
Corn Flakes and milk



You take the orders, thinking this isn’t so bad. Then the first woman at the table says “I know how I want my breakfast. I want it served down the back of your pants!”. The other woman says “Not me. I want my breakfast served down the FRONT of your pants!” You give them both a look, and then look over at the manager. She gives you a look and a nod that says “Get on with it!” So - you get on with it, walk back to the kitchen, and get ready to serve breakfast...

Once you have the food in place, you head back out to serve the table. Standing there while two cute women pull breakfast out of your pants is one of the strangest experiences of your life. Then they ask for something to drink:

3-4 Chocolate Milk

You are afraid to ask, as you should be. “We’ll take that served over your head, please!”

After 10 minutes, they get up from the table and head out, leaving you a healthy tip and a wink. You? You want a change and a shower, but it's time to prep for lunch and your manager tells you to get ready immediately.

Lunch is your basic menu - hot dogs and the like, and you make it through almost the entire meal with nothing worse than the mess you already suffered and a few giggles. Then you get the table with a beautiful woman with an evil gleam in her eye.

"I'll have the hot dog special," she says. With:
1-2 Katsup

And the side of:
3-4 Baked Beans

“But hold the bun. And the hot dog. I’ll take it on that one instead,” she says, pointing at your crotch. You know what that means - into the kitchen to dump her order down your shorts!

After another 10 minute meal, you get another big tip. And directions to clean the place up a bit and put everything into a bucket the manager gave you. It takes you a while, and you
4-6 don’t even have time to clean out your shorts! Too bad...

Dinner service is all-you-can-eat spaghetti-os, and the stuff looks like it comes directly out of the can. Ewww... This crowd, unlike lunch, knows exactly what it is doing, and the manager tells you to go ahead and get some cans ready.
2 cans



No need to go through the details - this crowd dumps every one over your head!

Covered in spaghetti-os, your manager says it is time for dessert, and gives you a card with the Dessert Specials. She tells you to just read them. So over to the last table of 2 you go, and read off the Specials:

(Roll twice and re-roll for duplicates)
Pudding pants - vanilla in the front, chocolate in the back
healthy dose of whipped cream


Another 10 minutes pass, and finally the night is over. You ask the manager if you can finally leave, and she says “Sure - right after you clean up. Make sure you scrape everything into that bucket and let me know when you are done.”

You gather up as much as you can from the floor, the tables, and even off of your body, and put it into the bucket. You call her over, and she gives you a quick look. “Nice job,” she says, “but you missed a spot.” “Where?” you ask. “Right here!” she says, grabs the bucket, and
Dumps it down the front of your shorts.



With that, she pays you for the day and asks if you’ll be back for another shift. The worst part? You just might!
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[Brasissy]

i rolled: 2 a hefty bag
1 a dozen eggs
6 oj
1 ketchup
no sides, so relish too
no spagetti os, so pineapple
6 pineapple again
4 dunk my head into the bucket.

what a mess.

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