WARNING: Smackdown Spoilers

chain · 07-20-2005, 03:28 AM

Ok show begins with JBL havin a gay "victory" speech before his match the Sun.

Rey vs. Super Crazy
Eddie comes down and does commentary few minutes in. After Rey hits the 619 Eddie breaks 1 of lawnmowers over rey's back for the DQ win for Rey.

Another gay thing: a feature called 2 great americans: George Washington and JBL

Eddie tries to tell Long he's leaving tonite and Teddy says he isn't cause he has a match against a secret competor.

Christian interviewed: he says that at the Great American Bash he will defeat Booker.

You see Animal putting on his make-up. Heideinrich comes in and says he has a poem for him. Animal says heidenrich is more like Hawk than he thought.

Another God-damn vid of 2 great americans: lance armstrong and well that ass-hole JBL.

Animal & Heidenreich defeated Julio Dinero and Nick Berk, using the Doomsday Device for the win.

Chris Benoit is the mystery opponent for Eddie Guerrero. He tells Guerrero that he's listening to the wrong people and even his wife is trying to reason with him. Benoit was busted open across the back of his neck and was bleeding badly. Guerrero walked out after about 18 minutes and near falls.

They aired a recap of Undertaker laying out Muhammad Hassan's lawyer last week.

Candice Michelle comes out and announces the United States military will see the PPV this weekend for free. Melina comes out and they mention that Michelle will be the referee this weekend for the Melina vs. Wilson match. She attacked Michelle and tries to pull off her skirt. Torrie Wilson made the save and ran off Melina.

They aired a video on two great Americans - JBL and Martin Luther King

Booker T pinned Simon Dean. Simon said that he respects Booker, but not Sharmell because she goes to the buffet "Five times, Five times, Five times."

They aired a video of two great Americans - JBL and Ronald Regan

JBL's "Victory Speech" features JBL coming out dressed like Uncle Sam as they drop red, white, and blue confetti. He says that last year at the Great American Bash he won the belt and he will again this year. He noted that Batista is on the cover of Smackdown Magazine and shows a mock-up of the "next issue" with JBL winning the belt. Batista hit the ring and ran off JBL and Orlando Jordan. Batista wore the Uncle Sam hat before losing.

This match took place but is not aired: Undertaker, Batista, and Mysterio vs. Eddie, HHH, & JBL. Eddie and JBL walked away from the match and left triple to deal for himself. Batista spine-bustered HHH, then a 619 from Rey, and undertaker covered for the pin after a tombstone

eastcoastmowers · 07-20-2005, 09:00 PM

hey, how do you know all that?

chain · 07-20-2005, 09:04 PM

smackdown is taped on tuesday it is not live like raw just go to the right sites and u'll find out.

wrestlezone.com

§corpion · 08-31-2005, 04:59 PM

It would be sooo much better if it was real, the acts they do on it are hilarious like, "I'm gonna break you in half!!!" "Oh yeah! I'm gonna use voodoo on you!" "*cries*"

BTW, WHY IS NO ONE POSTING!

userben · 09-01-2005, 01:11 PM

because it SCHOOL TIME

§corpion · 09-01-2005, 03:07 PM

It's been like 3 days though.

07-20-2005, 03:28 AM	#1
chain SysOp & Cougar Trainer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Posts: 705	Ok show begins with JBL havin a gay "victory" speech before his match the Sun. Rey vs. Super Crazy Eddie comes down and does commentary few minutes in. After Rey hits the 619 Eddie breaks 1 of lawnmowers over rey's back for the DQ win for Rey. Another gay thing: a feature called 2 great americans: George Washington and JBL Eddie tries to tell Long he's leaving tonite and Teddy says he isn't cause he has a match against a secret competor. Christian interviewed: he says that at the Great American Bash he will defeat Booker. You see Animal putting on his make-up. Heideinrich comes in and says he has a poem for him. Animal says heidenrich is more like Hawk than he thought. Another God-damn vid of 2 great americans: lance armstrong and well that ass-hole JBL. Animal & Heidenreich defeated Julio Dinero and Nick Berk, using the Doomsday Device for the win. Chris Benoit is the mystery opponent for Eddie Guerrero. He tells Guerrero that he's listening to the wrong people and even his wife is trying to reason with him. Benoit was busted open across the back of his neck and was bleeding badly. Guerrero walked out after about 18 minutes and near falls. They aired a recap of Undertaker laying out Muhammad Hassan's lawyer last week. Candice Michelle comes out and announces the United States military will see the PPV this weekend for free. Melina comes out and they mention that Michelle will be the referee this weekend for the Melina vs. Wilson match. She attacked Michelle and tries to pull off her skirt. Torrie Wilson made the save and ran off Melina. They aired a video on two great Americans - JBL and Martin Luther King Booker T pinned Simon Dean. Simon said that he respects Booker, but not Sharmell because she goes to the buffet "Five times, Five times, Five times." They aired a video of two great Americans - JBL and Ronald Regan JBL's "Victory Speech" features JBL coming out dressed like Uncle Sam as they drop red, white, and blue confetti. He says that last year at the Great American Bash he won the belt and he will again this year. He noted that Batista is on the cover of Smackdown Magazine and shows a mock-up of the "next issue" with JBL winning the belt. Batista hit the ring and ran off JBL and Orlando Jordan. Batista wore the Uncle Sam hat before losing. This match took place but is not aired: Undertaker, Batista, and Mysterio vs. Eddie, HHH, & JBL. Eddie and JBL walked away from the match and left triple to deal for himself. Batista spine-bustered HHH, then a 619 from Rey, and undertaker covered for the pin after a tombstone __________________ Formerly Known as Chaingangistheclick Rowing all day, erry Day

07-20-2005, 09:04 PM	#3
chain SysOp & Cougar Trainer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Posts: 705	smackdown is taped on tuesday it is not live like raw just go to the right sites and u'll find out. wrestlezone.com __________________ Formerly Known as Chaingangistheclick Rowing all day, erry Day

09-01-2005, 01:11 PM	#5
userben getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: iowa Posts: 461	because it SCHOOL TIME __________________ "every where i go it seems like i'm going in the wrong way and i need to turn around and start over"

07-20-2005, 09:00 PM	#2
eastcoastmowers Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 3	hey, how do you know all that?

08-31-2005, 04:59 PM	#4
§corpion Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 43	It would be sooo much better if it was real, the acts they do on it are hilarious like, "I'm gonna break you in half!!!" "Oh yeah! I'm gonna use voodoo on you!" "cries" BTW, WHY IS NO ONE POSTING!

09-01-2005, 03:07 PM	#6
§corpion Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 43	It's been like 3 days though.