Make messy things with me and my asshole

s_99 · 11-24-2017, 03:31 PM

On the next day i'm alone at home, and i'm really horny to do some dirty and messy things.
I would be happy if you choose things that have to do with anal because i like it really.
I can actually (maybe you can increase it

) fit things up to 2-2,5inches.
I really like messy things like being stuffed by bananas, cream etc. , I will also eat it after it was in my ass if you want.
I'm awaiting for your creativity

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As toys, I have a big dildo with a diameter of around 2 inches and a small plug available.

Mental1096 · 08-28-2018, 05:51 PM

So idk if it's to late, but imma give you a dare anyways.

Take 4 bananas and cut them into halves
Stuff the 8 halves in, plug up, and have fun going about your day.
If you poop any of it you have to leave it in for the rest of the day, then eat it when you get home.

For every half of banana you cant fit in your asshole take a laxative.

PervertedBatteFish · 09-10-2018, 12:47 PM

Take a couple bags of marshmallows and the dildo you're most comfortable. Shove in a marshmallow then take your dildo in balls deep. Continue this till you feel like you can't take any more in then plug your ass and lay on your new marshmallow fluffy bunny tummy. Stay like this till you feel like you can't hold it any longer. Remove your plug, careful not to lose any marshmallows yet, and fuck your ass till you cum. Then lay on your stomach once more, this time with no plug, and let all the marshmallows out and eat them
Bonus points if you happen to have a bunny tail plug for this

PervertedBatteFish · 09-11-2018, 10:09 AM

Take a a jar of baby dill pickles and count how many you have. Insert all of them into your ass. Next enema all the pickle juice in and plug. Hold for 1× the number of pickles mins. Remove the plug, try to hold in the pickles and start jerking off. If one starts to fall out stop, push it back in and plug yourself for 1 min then remove and continue, adding another min each time you start to lose another pickle. You may release once you have cum the number of pickles you have times

PervertedBatteFish · 09-11-2018, 10:10 AM

This one will take a little prep work so I'll write out the list of things you'll need before we get to the fun stuff
You'll need
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon yeast
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 can (12 ounces) cola
1 cup butter, cubed
1/4 cup baking cocoa
2 large Eggs
1/2 cup buttermilk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 pre greased 13x9-in. cake pan
Oven
Largest dildo you have
A bullet vibrator
A tight pair of jeans
1 tub of icing

Part 1. Mixing bowls are over rated
Enema the cola, sugar, baking soda and yeast into your ass and plug it with your dildo put on your jeans and go lay down and relax. The yeast will start to produce gas as it mixes with the sugar so make sure your real comfortable and relaxed of you'll start to cramp. Stay plugged and let the gas build up till your jeans are too tight to bare. Take them off and lay on the floor on your new found gut for about 25 sec (the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday) Stay on your stomach and raise your ass into the air. Remove the dildo and enema in the rest of the ingredients. Replug yourself with the dildo, sit up. Place your cake pan in front of you and ride your dildo till you cum 5 times (for Happy) cumming into the pan. Once done release into the pan.

Part 2. Have your cake and "eat" it too!
Put your vibrator in and push it in with your dildo, hold both(gotta keep that ass gaping) Preheat oven to 350° and bake your ass cum cake for 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Take it out and let it cool (or don't. I'm not your mistress) and cut it into bite sized pieces. Remove your toys and start taking in your "bites" adding icing in between them. Once you've run out of both cake and icing fuck you dildo do till you cum 8 times (for Birthday) Release and make a wish.

PervertedBatteFish · 09-11-2018, 10:10 AM

I think it's me we feed that slutty little ass hole of yours and see how large we can gape it. Go to the grocery store find all the phallic veggies you can and buy the biggest one of each. Also buy 3 bags of baby carrot. Take your bounty of veggies and start inserting. Once the first one is in insert the next on in beside it making sure neither goes in the whole way. Continue this till you've run out of veggies. Now take the baby carrot and start shoving them in the spaces in between. It's alright if these slip in because your going to keep inserting them until you run out. Now go on to a chatroulette type site. You don't have to show your face but make sure your anal cornucopia is in full view. Stay there till 50 people have seen it. Once done with that you may move on to your final task. Sit up and force all the veggies inside your ass.once they're all in start jerking off. Once you've come 10 time you may release and enjoy your lunch.

11-24-2017, 03:31 PM	#1
s_99 Baby Member Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 1	A day home alone, let me become messy and gaping On the next day i'm alone at home, and i'm really horny to do some dirty and messy things. I would be happy if you choose things that have to do with anal because i like it really. I can actually (maybe you can increase it ) fit things up to 2-2,5inches. I really like messy things like being stuffed by bananas, cream etc. , I will also eat it after it was in my ass if you want. I'm awaiting for your creativity . As toys, I have a big dildo with a diameter of around 2 inches and a small plug available. __________________ Gender: Male Age: 18 Loves: Challenges, Anal, Bondage, Dice-Dares Likes: Enema, Messy, Foodplay/insertion, Pee, Being Naked (Home), Sounding Dislikes: Long Dares, Chastity Humiliation, Pain Limits: Public, Family, Permanent, Poop, Blood, Illegal, Diapers Last edited by s_99; 11-24-2017 at 04:51 PM.

08-28-2018, 05:51 PM	#2
Mental1096 Member Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Brazil Posts: 80 Blog Entries: 3	So idk if it's to late, but imma give you a dare anyways. Take 4 bananas and cut them into halves Stuff the 8 halves in, plug up, and have fun going about your day. If you poop any of it you have to leave it in for the rest of the day, then eat it when you get home. For every half of banana you cant fit in your asshole take a laxative. __________________ == Results from bdsmtest.org == 100% Pet 100% Brat 100% Slave 100% Degradee 100% Rope bunny 99% Experimentalist 96% Masochist 93% Submissive 87% Voyeur Hi!!!! I'm M3ntal. Nice to meet you Likes and limits https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=88896 PM Dares https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=88921

09-10-2018, 12:47 PM	#3
PervertedBatteFish Member Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 39	Anal chubby bunny Take a couple bags of marshmallows and the dildo you're most comfortable. Shove in a marshmallow then take your dildo in balls deep. Continue this till you feel like you can't take any more in then plug your ass and lay on your new marshmallow fluffy bunny tummy. Stay like this till you feel like you can't hold it any longer. Remove your plug, careful not to lose any marshmallows yet, and fuck your ass till you cum. Then lay on your stomach once more, this time with no plug, and let all the marshmallows out and eat them Bonus points if you happen to have a bunny tail plug for this

09-11-2018, 10:09 AM	#4
PervertedBatteFish Member Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 39	Pickled anus Take a a jar of baby dill pickles and count how many you have. Insert all of them into your ass. Next enema all the pickle juice in and plug. Hold for 1× the number of pickles mins. Remove the plug, try to hold in the pickles and start jerking off. If one starts to fall out stop, push it back in and plug yourself for 1 min then remove and continue, adding another min each time you start to lose another pickle. You may release once you have cum the number of pickles you have times

09-11-2018, 10:10 AM	#5
PervertedBatteFish Member Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 39	Ass breaking Birthday cake This one will take a little prep work so I'll write out the list of things you'll need before we get to the fun stuff You'll need 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 cups sugar 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon yeast 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 can (12 ounces) cola 1 cup butter, cubed 1/4 cup baking cocoa 2 large Eggs 1/2 cup buttermilk 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 pre greased 13x9-in. cake pan Oven Largest dildo you have A bullet vibrator A tight pair of jeans 1 tub of icing Part 1. Mixing bowls are over rated Enema the cola, sugar, baking soda and yeast into your ass and plug it with your dildo put on your jeans and go lay down and relax. The yeast will start to produce gas as it mixes with the sugar so make sure your real comfortable and relaxed of you'll start to cramp. Stay plugged and let the gas build up till your jeans are too tight to bare. Take them off and lay on the floor on your new found gut for about 25 sec (the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday) Stay on your stomach and raise your ass into the air. Remove the dildo and enema in the rest of the ingredients. Replug yourself with the dildo, sit up. Place your cake pan in front of you and ride your dildo till you cum 5 times (for Happy) cumming into the pan. Once done release into the pan. Part 2. Have your cake and "eat" it too! Put your vibrator in and push it in with your dildo, hold both(gotta keep that ass gaping) Preheat oven to 350° and bake your ass cum cake for 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Take it out and let it cool (or don't. I'm not your mistress) and cut it into bite sized pieces. Remove your toys and start taking in your "bites" adding icing in between them. Once you've run out of both cake and icing fuck you dildo do till you cum 8 times (for Birthday) Release and make a wish.

09-11-2018, 10:10 AM	#6
PervertedBatteFish Member Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 39	Vegan anal(the only animals hurt in the making of this are you) I think it's me we feed that slutty little ass hole of yours and see how large we can gape it. Go to the grocery store find all the phallic veggies you can and buy the biggest one of each. Also buy 3 bags of baby carrot. Take your bounty of veggies and start inserting. Once the first one is in insert the next on in beside it making sure neither goes in the whole way. Continue this till you've run out of veggies. Now take the baby carrot and start shoving them in the spaces in between. It's alright if these slip in because your going to keep inserting them until you run out. Now go on to a chatroulette type site. You don't have to show your face but make sure your anal cornucopia is in full view. Stay there till 50 people have seen it. Once done with that you may move on to your final task. Sit up and force all the veggies inside your ass.once they're all in start jerking off. Once you've come 10 time you may release and enjoy your lunch.