Protein Bomb-for guys[Single][R]

[Zazael]

Protein Bomb-for guys

This is a possible cum-eating dare. It requires a vibrator, lots of lube, dice, and various foods, ramen included.

The goal of this dare is to finish your bowl of food while you masturbate, but before you cum. If you cum, it goes INTO the bowl of ramen and you have to finish the bowl of jizzy soup. Good luck.

Here we go.

To start, let's see if you have to have the vibrator inserted in your ass and on high BEFORE and DURING cooking, or after the soup is cooked.

Roll#1
1. Yes
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. Yes
6. No

Let's see how the ramen will turn out, starting with how much.

Roll#2
Ramen amount(roll a d6)*
1-3-5 = 2 packs ramen
2-4-6 = 1 pack ramen
*Darer may choose the amount if they do not want it left up to chance.

Now that you have the amount of ramen decided by fate (or the darer), let's see what extras are added too it. There is nothing gross on this list, but if that's your thing, feel free to change the ingredients.

Roll#3
Extra ingredients:
1. 2 ingredients
2. 1 ingredient
3. 3 ingredients
4. 0 extra ingredients
5. 4 extra ingredients
6. 5 extra ingredients

Now to see what those ingredients will be. This is not a roll, just pick whatever extra ingredients you prefer depending on the number you rolled.

Cheese
Egg
Onions
Peas
Carrots
Chicken
Beef
Mushrooms
Green onions
Hot Sauce

Now that the soup is simmering and almost done, you should find out how long you're allowed to let it cool before you start the eating segment of the dare.

Roll#4
Time to cool before eating:
1. Immediate
2. 3 minutes
3. 1 minute
4. 5 minutes
5. Immediate
6. 10 minutes

While it's cooling, let's figure out the utensils you'll be eating with.

Roll#5
1. Fork(off-hand)
2. Chopsticks(main hand, jerk off-hand. Lucky)
3. Spoon(off-hand)
4. Spork(off-hand)
5. Chopsticks(off-hand, jerk main-hand. Sorry)
6. Fork(off-hand)


Now let's choose the porn:

Roll#6
1. Your choice
2. Gay porn
3. Transexual porn
4. Hentai porn
5. Lesbian porn
6. Your choice

Your food should be cooled by now. Let's get that vibe inserted, all the way, and see how high it goes:

Roll#7
1. High
2. Medium
3. High
4. Medium
5. High
6. High

Alright, vibe in, soup cooled(hopefully); let's see if you have a chance to finish your food WITHOUT cum in it. Let's roll for edges:

Roll#8
1. No edges
2. 5 edges
3. No edges
4. 10 edges
5. No edges
6. 15 edges

Now that the edges are decided, turn that porn on, get that vibe revved up, and start jerking as fast as you can(lots of lube is very much advised). Since you're inevitably going to cum, let's just hope that you do so AFTER you finish your soup. Here's some extras, in case you're feeling froggy or the darer is feeling evil:

Roll#9(optional)
2-4-6 Collect all precum in your bowl as it comes out
1-3-5 Keep on cummin'. If you cum before food is done, keep jerkin and keep collecting your cum for however long it takes to finish the bowl.

By the way, the vibe stays in and on whatever setting rolled until the food is gone.

This is my third dice dare, feedback appreciated. Enjoy.

[Nicky Neko]

I'm gunna roll now and do this for lunch

Roll#1
1. Yes
Roll#2 Ramen amount
4 1 pack ramen
Roll#3
4. 0 extra ingredients
Roll#4 Time to cool before eating:
2. 3 minutes
Roll#5
5. Chopsticks(off-hand, jerk main-hand. Sorry)
Roll#6
2. Gay porn
Roll#7
1. High
Roll#8
1. No edges
Roll#9
5 Keep on cummin'. If you cum before food is done, keep jerkin and keep collecting your cum for however long it takes to finish the bowl.

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genuine tears seriously