Pick up Lines

Iodine · 10-18-2016, 02:42 AM

What was the worst pick up line you've ever heard and where did you hear it?

BastyTheKitty · 07-05-2017, 03:51 AM

"I wet my pants, will you change me?" - Barney Stinson

It's unfortunate that I never hear pickup lines in real life and am having to resort to a telly programme, but whatever. I heard this on How I Met Your Mother, where one of the main characters was attempting to pick up a women "whilst talking like a little boy".

edeioh2 · 07-05-2017, 05:12 PM

I like to say things that people do not expect... Once, in a pub, i said to a girl:
"Can you help me think of a name? It's just that I just adopted a snail...", of course she look me with face of "WTF?".
That time it did not work, but believe me, sometimes it works and ends up being effective and funny

despard · 07-06-2017, 04:32 AM

Gotta be careful with this one, use it on someone who knows you well enough to know you're joking: "Scream and you die"

NoLimitz · 07-06-2017, 07:39 PM

One pick up line I nearly said to a girl I like a couple of months back when I was drunk (thank god I didn't, but I still made a tit out of myself that day) is

"We need to chat, people have been talking behind your back"

Awful idea, already puts her in a bad mood. She replies something like "What?"
Then you drop this beauty.

"Damn what a fine ass!"

So yeah I was actually considering using that one...eh I still might if I get drunk enough!

Scrap · 07-06-2017, 09:20 PM

Worst: "Do you want to go watch the submarine races down at the lake?" It was said half jokingly at a bar.

My favorite to date that I have used has been, "Hi. I'm (....). Wanna fuck?" I had about a 50% success rate. The failure results ranged from disgusted looks to drinks thrown in my face to being slapped.

Jaro · 07-22-2017, 02:54 AM

I don't recall having heard such a line.

NewToBeASub · 07-22-2017, 12:45 PM

Hah i heard one.. best "worst" one

"Hey baby, are you and angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers"
*pukes on the girl*

XD

10-18-2016, 02:42 AM	#1
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07-05-2017, 03:51 AM	#2
BastyTheKitty getDare Sweetheart Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 339 Blog Entries: 15	"I wet my pants, will you change me?" - Barney Stinson It's unfortunate that I never hear pickup lines in real life and am having to resort to a telly programme, but whatever. I heard this on How I Met Your Mother, where one of the main characters was attempting to pick up a women "whilst talking like a little boy". __________________ Kitty is androgynous and answers to masculine and feminine pronouns. PM Dares Kitty's new AMA LDL Kitty now refers to himself as "kitty" and in the third-person! Spoiler: Discord: bastythecatboi Do not ask kitty for Kik, kitty does not use Kik.

07-05-2017, 05:12 PM	#3
edeioh2 Member Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 81	I like to say things that people do not expect... Once, in a pub, i said to a girl: "Can you help me think of a name? It's just that I just adopted a snail...", of course she look me with face of "WTF?". That time it did not work, but believe me, sometimes it works and ends up being effective and funny __________________ 25 M Skype/Reddit/KIK : Edeioh Always open to: Penis Inspection Kik Video Imitation Battleship game with forfeits Kik Edge Demand Like: Games with dares, Unfair games, Edging, Denied, Ruined Orgasm, SPH, Cock hero, Joi, Humiliation, Exposure, Fap Material, Pee Play, Pee Holding, Fap Roulette. Dislike: Spanking, Wedgies, Cum play, Anal Limits: Face, Family, Scat, Blood, BodyWritting, CBT

07-06-2017, 04:32 AM	#4
despard Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Canada Posts: 208 Blog Entries: 3	Gotta be careful with this one, use it on someone who knows you well enough to know you're joking: "Scream and you die" __________________ 38/M/grey ace/switch kik: papabeli Likes/Dislikes/Limits/Toys My Human Sex Map My BDSM Test

07-06-2017, 07:39 PM	#5
NoLimitz Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: UK Posts: 121 Blog Entries: 19	One pick up line I nearly said to a girl I like a couple of months back when I was drunk (thank god I didn't, but I still made a tit out of myself that day) is "We need to chat, people have been talking behind your back" Awful idea, already puts her in a bad mood. She replies something like "What?" Then you drop this beauty. "Damn what a fine ass!" So yeah I was actually considering using that one...eh I still might if I get drunk enough! __________________ ______NoLimitz Is No More______

07-06-2017, 09:20 PM	#6
Scrap Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: US Posts: 725 Blog Entries: 34	Worst: "Do you want to go watch the submarine races down at the lake?" It was said half jokingly at a bar. My favorite to date that I have used has been, "Hi. I'm (....). Wanna fuck?" I had about a 50% success rate. The failure results ranged from disgusted looks to drinks thrown in my face to being slapped. __________________ Scrap D Flasher 49/gf(m)/US/pan/sub Likes: nudity, public, watersports, humiliation, cross dressing, bondage Limits: illegal, social suicide, scat, blood, young AMA: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=293024 kik: scrapdflasher snapchat: scrapdflasher

07-22-2017, 02:54 AM	#7
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472 Blog Entries: 299	I don't recall having heard such a line. __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys Check out my truths and dares here

07-22-2017, 12:45 PM	#8
NewToBeASub Senior Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: CentralEurope Posts: 134 Blog Entries: 1	Hah i heard one.. best "worst" one "Hey baby, are you and angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers" pukes on the girl XD __________________ Little bit experienced submissive, always ready for talk or a bit of fun LOVES: Humiliation, Secret crossdressing, Anal, Secret/Semi Public, Feet, Deepthroat, Pegging, Well thought of dares LIKES: Cum play, Piss play, Ass to mouth, Food play, Pet play, Sissy Hypnos, Chastity DISLIKES: Very mild scat, CBT, Eating cum LIMITS: Scat, Permanent damage, Social degradation, Getting caught, Involving others, Face pics, Blood, Incest, Children PM DARES