100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...........i dare you to do it

[LoveitorHateit]

1. What's your bday?
12th March

2. How many children do you want to have?
None I think.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
Rats and cats

7. What is your dream vehicle?
I don't have one.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
I'd go somewhere exotic to enjoy nature at its best.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
The eyes

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Persons aren't allowed either... hmm.
A big-ass knife to cut trees and stuff to build a camp.
Something to make fire with.
My guitar to spend the long lonely days.
And eeh... no idea what else.

11. Describe your perfect date?
Completely depends on the person. Good, fun conversations without awkward silences are a good sign. Either in a cinema, park, restaurant or at home.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
That my life is in hands of someone else. Socially and sexually total loss of control.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
I'd like to get rid of the permanent dark skin around my eyes. It looks like I never sleep.
I'd like to pay less attention to other people's opinions.
I'm way too lazy, so I should have more disciplin.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Cute, goodlooking guy around my age who I can look up to.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Ehm. After douching it's ok.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
I did.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No
19. If yes what animal?
No
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
No

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
This is a ridiculous question. I prefer the first one.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
By getting it changed in euro's

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I'd go around year 20 a.C. and go up to Jesus and tell him what influence he has on people in 2000 years.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Yes.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because their goal is to make their technology equipment as small as possible


26. What's your dream life?
Nothing special. Just having a nice job, a house and a stable social life.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Dentists, they hurt badly. Always.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
The ability of evolution to adapt species to extreme environments in unique ways.
Mountain views.


29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
I like to watch the shape of torso's.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
To give people some time to prepare themselve for 'the confrontation'.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No, what's that?
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
I honestly have no idea.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
I should've been clearer to a friend of mine about my feelings.
I should've started earlier with my job search.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Well, I would tell that guy that there's no way we were going to be friends in a way he would like.
And I should've started weeks ago, now I'm doing nothing.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My mother is too good for her own good.
38. Who's the worst?
My granny, she's bitching all the time about everyone.

39. What are you most jealous of?
How some guys can wear anything and it still looks stylish.
40. Are you OCD about anything?
When playing cards with friends, all my money has to lay on the table heads up.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Cry a lot.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Yes.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Laying in bed until 11:30 am.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
A friend at my study, she's gone for a few months to Canada, so I'm already quite used to it.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
The latter. When having amnesia, you don't miss what you got.

[46. What size is your bed?
One person. Don't know exact sizes.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So it doesn't slide off when people drop it.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
God, I'm from Holland so I love cheese! But I'd give up cheese, yes.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
To be able to complete as many wishes as I like.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
There's no love without lust, so lust IS important.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Eh. A juridical evidence of each other's loving.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Herd mates.

53. Does size matter?
Oh yeah!

54. Do you have any STDs?
Not that I'm aware of.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Shooting lots of cum.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Coming up with new moves/things/actions during the deed.

57. What’s your favorite position?
Missionary

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
It's a way to fool consumers.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Just at home, nothing special.

61. How often do you masturbate?
Now I have a boyfriend, about once in 2 weeks.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
No, humans lack fur and have very sensitive skin so that's why we are ticklish.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
Don't know. Maybe a month?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Nop.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Nothing.
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Yep.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People who watch and comment everything I do.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Yes.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
In Holland we say: 'Gezondheid!' (literally translated: Healthy!)

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Nothing much. Maybe I would've come out...?

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yes.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Never
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Singing very high. Or pick my nose

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Eh. No.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
For being too late.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Not much actually.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
It depends on the speed a component diffuses through the air.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Smartie

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
I really don't watch movies, so I don't know.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Being able to go study veterinary medicine.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I love the way how 7 billion people are unique and I hate the fact that the present social system is so depending on money.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
When I was about 7 years old, to Turkey

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Turn my alarm clock off.

[87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Australia

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Because there are more pizzerias than hospitals around.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Hmm not really.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because that would impute something quite disturbing.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Fanta

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Juices, cheese, some salad, beer and yoghurt.

93. What is the last book you read?
A book about animal reproduction for my study.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
I have no idea. In Holland there is one every 20 km or something, so I guess.... 70.000?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I would like to be their contact person.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα ( I know that I know nothing, from Socrates )

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Honest, Faithful, Nice

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
I haven't.

[b[]99. What is your greatest weakness?[/b]
I'm very ticklish.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
As high as it would be when it's twice as warm.

[1123]

1. What's your bday? August 1

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Stephanie Jill, Taylor Anne

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 30

5. Any pets? yes

6. If yes, what kind? dog

7. What is your dream vehicle? A5 (lol)

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
been everywhere I want

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
mouth, it can suck

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Ipod(Lady gaga du!), flesh light(jerk off), a book of porn(jerk off), lube(jerk off), bed (do stuff on it)
11. Describe your perfect date? cute guy, okish body, cute face and hair

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
life

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
better body, cuter face (less fat cheeks mainly), just 2
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
same as 11
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
nope
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
I wish
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
lol sure
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
??? whats tht oh stupid you spelled it wrong, prob :P
19. If yes what animal?
human
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
FUCKING HUMAN

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
second one
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
yen I dont know how much that is, stupid fuck
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
yesterday, so I could fuck myslef :P
24. Do you like chocolate?
yessssss
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
because its not suppose to be big, ugh stupid fuck


26. What's your dream life?
idk....
27. What scares you the most and why?
you, you are a crepper
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
men, men, men
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
abs, there hot
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
mine dont?
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
yep
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
I DO!
33. If so, which ones?
all!

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
come out :P
35. What are your two biggest regrets?
becoming friends with this inscure retaard, and ahhh being born :P
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
kill the kid before he knew me, and idk
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
my sis <3
38. Who's the worst?
Dad,,,
39. What are you most jealous of?
guys with hot bods
40. Are you OCD about anything?
EVERYTHING
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
CRY CRY AND CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY ):
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
???
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
eating
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
this girl Alex

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
IDFK
46. What size is your bed?
weird,,, big enough for a threesome...
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
it isnt...?
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
chesse
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
a boyfriend
50. What is more important - lust or love?
LOvE
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
a easy way to get loaded by living with a ugly fat whore.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
humans
53. Does size matter?
YES
54. Do you have any STDs?
no... :P
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
my hand going up and down
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
nothing
57. What’s your favorite position?
the u stick it in and out
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
SO TRUE...
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
THE fuckED
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
in my bathroom with myself
61. How often do you masturbate?
EVERYDAY
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
nope
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
a month
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
all the time :P

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
yep
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
life
67. Did you get it?
yes// ):
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
yep!

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
you
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
nope
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
GTFO
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
havnt had them yet
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
nope
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
I DONT DRiVE
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
CAN U READ
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Pull my dick out :P
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
the sexy dude from tht sexy thing...
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
being hot
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
YOU
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
you are fucking retarted its called wind moving and it brings the particles to your nose
81. What was your nickname in high school?
POINT PROVEn
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
His Life.
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
life itself
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
YOU I HATE AND GUYS I LOVe
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
when I was like not even 1 and idk I wasnt even 1
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
breath
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
none
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
you dont...?
89. Do you think you are selfish?
YES!
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
what?
91. What is your favorite drink?
Cum
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
food
93. What is the last book you read?
this
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
idk 3i242390423094092384
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
SEX
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Life of him and him.
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
I DONT.
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
My teacher...
99. What is your greatest weakness?
a cute guy
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
unsovable are you fucking retated?

[gd1983]

1. What's your bday? 5/5

2. How many children do you want to have? maybe 1 or 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) havnt decided

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? mid 30s

5. Any pets? no

6. If yes, what kind?

7. What is your dream vehicle? my own private 747 plane

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Any hot beach and do nothing!

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes, would be so boring not being able to see

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? My Ipod (its a shit old one which only plays music, pics of my family, cant think what else

11. Describe your perfect date? Traditional go out for dinnerr, then go see a movie

12. What is your darkest fantasy? To be a submissive

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Dont know

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Dont know (would be a woman though)

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Dont like the idea

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Not sure

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Dont know

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? The first one

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Not sure how much that is in English money

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? About 50 years into the future to see what mistakes I made with my life, then come back so I dont make them.

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? ???



26. What's your dream life? Being rich

27. What scares you the most and why? Not sure

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Trees, oceans and naked women

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Not sure

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Not sure

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Cant remember

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Dont have any
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? I dont do favouritism
38. Who's the worst?

39. What are you most jealous of? Rich people

40. Are you OCD about anything? Not really

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Not sure

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Biting my nails

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Not sure

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Probably amnesia

46. What size is your bed? four foot (bigger than single, smaller than double)

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To stop the lid falling off if the pollbearers tilt it?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Oral sex

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? Win the lottery

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. being together forever

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Shepherds

53. Does size matter? no

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? not sure
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? again, not sure

57. What’s your favorite position? Me on my back, her face down on top of me

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? another one that got me thinking!

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? In a hot tub

61. How often do you masturbate? At least three/four times a day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? maybe

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? about 4-5 days

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? No

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Nothing out of the ordinary
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? No

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Dont know

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? I dont believe in god

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Not be as much of a loner as I was

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? No

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Most days

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? about 10-15mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Not sure

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Not sure

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? I was a good boy!

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Nothing really

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? I guess smell does have a speed, not sure what it is though

81. What was your nickname in high school? Cant say because id be easily identified

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? A Life Less Ordinary

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? 9/11 attacks It really made me look at my life in a different perspective

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Not sure

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? Spain when I was a kid

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? shave and take a shower

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? The USA

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because the pizza boy says its free if he's late, doesnt want to loose money

89. Do you think you are selfish? No

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Not sure

91. What is your favorite drink? Lager

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Usual milk, cheese, eggs, salad etc

93. What is the last book you read? cant remember

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 400132

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Not sure

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Not sure

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Just be myself

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. The one that thinks lazy people who cut corners are more productive than the ones that take their time and do a good job (quantity over quality)

99. What is your greatest weakness? Dont have any

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? -100C

[zazpez]

1. What's your bday?
1st August 91

2. How many children do you want to have?
1

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Some guy/Some girl

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
25+

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
Cat!

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Toyota Supra

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Some place with a stripclub or a dominatrix lounge

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Mouth, so soft

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Sexdoll, Toothbrush, Shovel, Knife and another sexdoll incase 1st pops or something

11. Describe your perfect date?
The one where being called back another day is a fact

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Being ravaged by a mistress

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Gender, Look and really not sure for last

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Someone who is willing to accept me for who I am and perhaps dominate the hell out of me! :P

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Not a favourite, tho if it isnt up to me, I'd have to

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Not sure

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No

19. If yes what animal?

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Dolphins, only other creature that does it out of pleasure :P

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Participate myself

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
In the currency changing office, I want it in either USD or NOK ;P

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Future perhaps, and play with awesome PC games!

24. Do you like chocolate?
YEs

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because its as stupid thought through as the OSs itself

26. What's your dream life?
A owned life

27. What scares you the most and why?
Needles... USh :s

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Women

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Ass, round, smooth, sexy

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
In case you wear anything unpleasant to show? =P

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?

33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Relationship, both things..

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Not being able to sleep with a girl I'm thinking of aand not being rich sooner (Not yet still, but wiill be soon!) :P

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Would sleep with her, and I would be richer sooner! :P

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Not sure ;P

38. Who's the worst?
Him!

39. What are you most jealous of?
Guys with cute girls

40. Are you OCD about anything?

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Not sure..

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Drinking soda (If I absolutley had to)

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
The closest one

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
First off theres no other country with the same language as here =P But a fresh new start would've been awesome

46. What size is your bed?
180x200 I think

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So the dirt wont push it off?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Never practiced oral sex but woul've said cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
A perfect life

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Money, sex, party

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
My orgasms!

53. Does size matter?
Nah

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Fingering someone

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Oral / anal

57. What’s your favorite position?
Doggy!

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Here you hace to pay taxes if gifts are worth more than xxxx NOK or something

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Bed :P

61. How often do you masturbate?
Usually daily, but not nowadays

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
No theyre immune

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
A week

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Masturbatng yeah longtime ago

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Watching grass grow

67. Did you get it?
No

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Hell yeah

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Dunno

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Its breeszy out here

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I'd start to get more respect earlier

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
No

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Often

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
210kmt (Not where I live tho ;P)

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
If its a hot girl id stare at her =P

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Oh not sure long time since I've seen any cartoon chars

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Being badass at school

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Liars and cheating girls

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Yes

81. What was your nickname in high school?
zazpez ;P

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Not sure

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
someone I met long time ago

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Egoism and the harassment against other people.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
when I was 6 or 7, to germany!

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Go to the toilet

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
I dunno, where are the hot dominant chicks?

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
More reliable car perhaps? =P Or they are familliar with the roads

89. Do you think you are selfish?
No

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Dont know, might be something hanging from the childhood

91. What is your favorite drink?
Bacardi Lemon with GoFast energy drink!

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Butter, bacon and some soda =P

93. What is the last book you read?
Dont remember, many years since last time

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
40,000?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Love

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
The Genious!

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Smart, trustfull and relieable

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
The one that got me fired!

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Love

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
2+0+2x0

[awkward_ant]

1. What's your bday?

My birthday is the day I was born.

2. How many children do you want to have?

Two, if at all

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

No idea, still too young to be thinking of names

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
30+

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
A cat

7. What is your dream vehicle?
I don't have a dream vehicle. All I need is a car that gets me from A to B.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Rome, Italy - Check out the Coliseum and everything else Rome has to offer - Including their churches.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes - I don't know why, I just like eyes?

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Rope, hatchet, tinderbox, fishing net, weapon
Why? Survival

11. Describe your perfect date?
A perfect date would be hanging out at the beach, exploring different vendors on the strip, building sand castles and playing in the ocean water. Finish the night with a nice dinner of her choice, followed by a spa (Jacuzzi) and back massage for her.


12. What is your darkest fantasy?
On second thought, not sure.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?

Physically: Less wide hips, bigger wrist
Metaphysical: Greater intelligence and ability to pertain knowledge.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
There's no such thing as perfect; however: Tall, long brown hair, beautiful eyes, kind, great personality, intelligent, fit, active, and healthy. Any variant of these, with any given personality is nice. I don't believe people usually end up with their ideal match - sometimes someone they might not have originally described as their ideal match.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Mute opinion, neither negative nor positive.

16. Have you ever given a rim job?
Never

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No

19. If yes what animal?
no

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
What the hell, I said no dammit.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a weeklong 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Oh my, I don't even.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
How much is that? Like $50,000? I'd transfer to a UC and pay for college now and stop wasting time at a JC.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I'd go somewhere between 450 to 300 BC ancient Greece in the classical era. I'd try to compete in the Olympics

24. Do you like chocolate?
No

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because they still use microprocessors and soft meaning software.



26. What's your dream life?
My dream life: I have a PHD in Computer Science, Psychology, and Philosophy. Financially secure, work with helping people every day, but still have enough free time to
Hang out with dream-wife and dream-friends, go to the gym, play sports, and live so freely without any worries.

27. What scares you the most and why?
I suffer from sleep paralysis occasionally - this is very scary. Maybe not what scares me the most, but I'm not too certain what does.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Iceland - the 3 most beautiful things can be found there.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Favorite in attraction or practicality or just general liking?
Attraction: Legs, hips, butt
Muscle group: Chest, quads/hamstrings, traps
The brain is awesome too.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Good question, I haven't been in such a position so who knows?

31. Have you ever seen Man vs. Food?
Yes

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
No, I don't like to eat garbage.

33. If so, which ones?
None

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically, barbell-squatting 240lbs below parallel and back up. Not that much weight, but it is for the time being.
Emotionally - Not willing to say

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
I wish I had started working out sooner. I wish I learned about health sooner and got my dad involved in health and fitness too.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
I'd be more physically fit than I am now, so would my entire family.

37. who’s the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My brother

38. who’s the worst?
I don't think I have a worse.

39. What are you most jealous of?
Females

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Yes I think so, but not too certain.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Probably be depressed for a little while, and then move on. I haven't experienced a death so I'm not sure.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
No way!

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Sometimes I write too much and go off on tangents.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
My best friend, he's a jerk.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
I'd choose amnesia, and relocate to a new country. Please happen

46. What size is your bed?
I'm not familiar with bed sizes, but not big relative to my size

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
To keep vampires astray.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese because I'm not a big fan of cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
I'd wish for the power of extreme intelligence.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
A really expensive document that informs you that the person you have been in love with is now legally bound to you and vice versa. *I'm sure it has its financial benefits, but I'm ignorant on this topic*


52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
They count humans.

53. Does size matter?
No

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I'm not sure.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
No idea

57. What’s your favorite position?
Have not been in many positions.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Free gift means no strings attached. Many people feel obligated by the reciprocal rule where they feel inclined to return the favor. Try giving someone something before you ask them for something and they will probably say yes to your request.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
haha no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
On the floor in the middle of an apartment.

61. How often do you masturbate?
This varies. Anywhere from every day, every other day, once a week, twice a week. Depends on how busy I am and what levels of stress I'm under.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
I don't think so; a bird would just fly away.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
12 days

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Masturbating once; I'm not sure why - had no intent to show anyone and just deleted.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
A city yard - not working atm though.

67. Did you get it?
Kinda

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Yes - federal guards would protect me. They aren't going to hire someone and put them in risk.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People with atrocious grammar; I'm not picky actually, but serious the ones who spell EVERY word wrong. I mean, they have to go out of their way to spell so many wrong.
Every sentence doesn't have to be perfect - just crazy ridiculous sentences are a pet peeve. "whut our u doingg???!!" - like that

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Never

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
God, bless yourself.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I would work hard and study all my classes - I would disregard social norms and lose all interest in conforming to anyone.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Not too often

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
Probably 10mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Depends on the situation - If I had a random hard-on as a result of not masturbating for a set amount of days, then I might try to adjust myself to be more comfortable.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Wonder woman? She's the only cartoon character that I could think of that wasn't a child.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Bad grades.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Overly hairy guys - no offense to hairy bros! - Also extremely obese people - smoking is kinda gross too.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
No idea, isn't smell just air and water traveling together in particles? Never was good at science.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Didn't have a nickname

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Good question - I'll think about this for a few days.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Discovering how to break free from society’s net that is cast upon us, and explore things more objectively. Not as significant as the former, but: Discovering proper weight-lifting techniques about 4 months ago.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I hate the ignorance, the hate (lolirony), cruelty, and the way we conform, stereotype, and put everyone into a perfect little box.
I love how we sometimes can come together and make change.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
15 years ago? I don't remember

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Check my phone; see how much longer I have to sleep before I have to get up for class. - Next take a shower.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Somewhere in Europe, I'm so tired of the United States; I want to be gone!

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Because pizza guys get tips. Actually, I don't know - maybe more accidents are happening at a faster rate than pizza deliveries? Maybe delivering pizzas is a quick and effective method, while an ambulance takes a group of trained people to get to an emergency scene, solve the problem, take them back to hospital and repeat?

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Not at all.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Haha. Because people point to their wrist to indicate a watch. A watch which tells time is usually on your wrist; however, a bathroom location is never located on your crouch.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Water

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Water

93. What is the last book you read?
A psychology book, don't want to name it because I'm paranoid about somehow being discovered here!

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Millions

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
What I would want would be irrelevant because I’d be stuck on their planet.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
My life isn't over yet and I'm not ready for a biography to be written about me

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Open-minded, kind, curious

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Only had one job, wasn't too bad.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
I'm not a good public speaker.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
0 degrees.

Wow I did it, 100 questions!

[Asmodeus]

1. What's your bday? 19th september '87

2. How many children do you want to have? At the moment none. But maybe my choice will change with time.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)I like the name Merlin.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?Don't know.

5. Any pets? yepp

6. If yes, what kind?german shepard.

7. What is your dream vehicle?The bike from "Ghostrider" movie with Nicholas Cage or a funeral car.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?That would be Japan because I like the culture and the myths and history.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?The eyes of course. They are the door to the soul.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?Fuel, a generator to make electric things work, my flatscreen, my ps3 and a lot of books.

11. Describe your perfect date?hmmm. That's hard. I think I would do anything to make her happy and it would be very romantical.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?Being raped by the girl I love.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?no more overweight, my 4 times dislocated right shoulder as good as new, so that I could continue the sports I love and more self-confidence.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.dark haired, really crazy, slut in bed, nice firm round ass, a hand full of her perfect breasts, dominant and as faithful as a dog.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?why not.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?Suicide because most times the multiple personalities don't know of each other.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?I thought a lot of it but no.
19. If yes what animal? N/A
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?I think a dog.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?I would witness the whole thing without them knowing, if I would be forced to choose. But I wouldn't be happy about any of that options.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?Buy a nice bike, buy a funeral car, let it reconstruct to my style, by a house and live from the rest, if there is enough.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?I would travel back when I was in another country just because of a girl and would convince myself to never leave it.

24. Do you like chocolate?Are there really people who answer this question with no???

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?Because you don't change names of famous brands and companies, like "never change a running system".



26. What's your dream life?To be rich and have a lot of free time to just do what I like with the people I like. And have the dreamgirl I described at #14.

27. What scares you the most and why?If I would lose one of my arms, because I wouldn't be able to continue gaming and riding my motorcycle.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?blue sky, the stars at night and full moon.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?I think you mean which part of the body attracts me. That would be the ass, the breasts and the eyes.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?Because its polite.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?Don't know, maybe its called different here.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?N/A
33. If so, which ones?N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?Emotionall: to leave the country where my gf lived. Physically:I don't remember.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?To say no to a blowjob of two pretty girls and to dislocate my shoulder the first time, even if it wasn't on purpose.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?It's obviously, isn't it?

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?My youngest cousin on my fathers side.
38. Who's the worst?My oldest cousine on my mothers side.

39. What are you most jealous of?Of good going love relationships.

40. Are you OCD about anything?Don't know what that means.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?Cry like everyone.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?No.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?Eating fast food.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?Why tell names, if you don't know them?

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?The first one, without long thinking about it.

46. What size is your bed?Too small.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?Afraid of zombies.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?I would choose to give up cheese, I think. But ever choice would really, really suck.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?To have my perfect girl.

50. What is more important - lust or love?I think both is necessary and both is on one step.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.Marriage is a redundant piece of middle age, but the best way to prove eternal love.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?Maybe goats, I don't know.

53. Does size matter?Of course, bigger is better in nearly every way.

54. Do you have any STDs?Don't know what that means.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?Don't know.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?Don't know either.

57. What’s your favorite position?Don't know.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?Yepp all gifts are supposed to be free.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)No.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?N/A

61. How often do you masturbate?Every day.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?I never saw a laughing bird so no.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?7 days.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?No.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?No.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?Making guns.
67. Did you get it?No.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?Noone ever would pay me to get naked.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?Don't know.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?No.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?Thats just a funny question for people with english as mother language. I would say "Gesundheit", like every polite german.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?I would change my grades to better ones during studying.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?I don't know if people would call that singing but yes xD

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?Countless times.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?60 or 70 km/h which are about 37.282 or 43.496 mph.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?It depends on situation.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?Sailor Mars from Sailor Moon, I had a crush on her when I was very young xD xD

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?Beating someone up who was younger than me. But he spit at me.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?Smoking girls and people who think they know everthing.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?Every smell has a different speed, depends on air pressure and temperature, I think.

81. What was your nickname in high school?Never had a nickname.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?Ballade of a loser. Because thats the way I see me.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?Vacation in a different country just because of a girl.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?I like the ideas and inventions but I don't like how people pollute the environment. Well I do too, but I am part of human race.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?My driving teacher took me and a few family members of me in a jet just a few rounds around the airport.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?Turn on the TV.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?Sweden, Japan or USA

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?I get the ambulance faster. Don't know where you live, maybe you should relocate xD

89. Do you think you are selfish?Yepp, I am.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?Because it could have too many meanings. Would you ask for a brothel the same way?

91. What is your favorite drink?With alcohol: Jack Daniel's and coke or beer. water without alc.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?Beer, if I had an own fridge.

93. What is the last book you read?A collection of H.P. Lovecrafts stories.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?Never was there so don't know, but more than 5. xD

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?A well paid position with much free time. And #26 for my desires.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?Look at #82.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?Big, crazy, lonely.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.Just had one and that one was cool.

99. What is your greatest weakness?I can't start talking to girls.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?Simple mathematics: 2*0=0





That took me hours to answer all that, I hope its worth to you.

[Ebu]

1. What's your bday?
12/2

2. How many children do you want to have?
If I want to have kids which I don't, i would adopt a group of siblings from Kenya

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

I have no idea
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
25-30

5. Any pets?
Yes!
6. If yes, what kind?
Horses, cats, dogs, and chickens

7. What is your dream vehicle?

Anything with four wheels and that looks decent, not beat up.
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
I would go to Pennsylvania and spend time with my girlfriend
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Lips because of all the expressions that they can make.
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
I would bring the Bible because I've never read the whole thing and I guess that I would have time to read it. I would bring a watch so I would know when my time was up. Also a kite because they are fun. A deck of cards to learn how to shuffle them. And a pillow for a soft bed.
11. Describe your perfect date?
Well first we would meet for the first time in 1 year (Happy Anniversary!) I would jump out of my truck and glomp her. (Tackle hug thing), then we might dreamily have our first kiss and I would have to touch her everywhere (not even in a sexual way). Just because. Then we would probably be crying or shaking by now, so we would try to chill and get ready together, for dinner. Then we would eat and talk and laugh, then go to a movie. Typical? yes but it would not be. Then after taht we would go back to her house and cuddle.
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Darkest? Well... I guess we could turn off the lights when we make love for the first time.. but that would be challenging to know what we are doing.
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
My acne, teeth straightness, and body hair.
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Lyrik
Caring, loving, funny, smart, beautiful, practical, doesn't do drugs or drink, has life goals, and doesn't just want to fuck.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
ew

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Yes
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
yeah
19. If yes what animal? Well.....
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Oh my gosh... probably 20 person 24 hour one on my friend but only because she wouldn't have to suffer 6 more days of it with me.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
idk what yen is but I would buy a pony and move to PA
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I would go to 2050 and look in the history books to see what happened, then come back and make that happen and be rich but then retire and be poor and live ah appy life.
24. Do you like chocolate?
yes
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because that's dumb


26. What's your dream life?
Living near Lyrik and playing HI with her in the same room and working a job that I like and make money in.
27. What scares you the most and why?
How simple that dream life seems xD
Spiders though, and idk some psychological fear...
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Horses, forests, redtailed hawks
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Clit, pleasure center of America
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
I've never had this experience but I would assume that they do not want to see male's holy underwear, and female's sexy or pathetic butt thongs.
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?Not really
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?idk
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Ever had to do... come out to my mom emotionally.. physically I had to open the super heavy bathroom door when i was like 9 and it wouldn't open and i wet my pants when i finally opened it... i think
35. What are your two biggest regrets?Wow.. the relationship that ended with my ex best friend Taylor and my anger and hate towards my mom that always seems to resurface when i go home.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
I would talk to Taylor and I would stop getting angry?
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My mom
38. Who's the worst? My cousin Dusty, she seems to be really stressed out all the time and her kids are always hurt from the sports that they do and she just lets them play even though it's majorly stressing their bones and tendons.

39. What are you most jealous of?
I am jealous of people that do not get jealous. I wish i didn't get jealous!!
40. Are you OCD about anything?
Yeah.. idk what off the top of my head but many things annoy me
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
I would cry for days and try to call her to hear her voice for the last time, but I know it wouldn't make a difference. Least she would be in a better place... but i would feel very very alone D:
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
What? no..
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Picking my nose XDD that's soemthing that I would give up
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
None of my friends are very close but Heather i guess
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Complete isolation
46. What size is your bed?
It's a twin long at college and a double at home
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Because somebody decided to nail it down?
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese duhhh........
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
To live closer to my gf
50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Communication is the key to a healthy relationship.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Humans
53. Does size matter?
Not to me... i'd rather have boobs small than nasty like my mom's
54. Do you have any STDs?
no
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?I don't know
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?I don't know, everything XD

57. What’s your favorite position?Her vagina in my face any position but her laying down and me on my stomach seems hot

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
yes what the heck
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
Nope
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
NOwhere XD
61. How often do you masturbate?
Depends... at least once a week sometimes once every other day, sometimes days in a row,
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yes
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
Wow idk maybe 13 years of my life? Before i knew what it was XD
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
yes?
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?I applied for a fruit job at a grocery store
67. Did you get it? They said i would have gotten it if i wasn't going to college

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
yes
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Nose whistles that men make when they have boogers in their nose, PICK IT OUT GOSH DANG IT
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes i live on a farm

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Gezzunheit
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Taylor.... and I would have spent more time with my horses
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
No i used to though
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Lots
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
10 over
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Errrrrr I do lots of things while I think nobody is looking
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Lil from Rugrats because I just randomly picked her. Not as a baby though
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Nothing really, except being lazy with household chores
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
vomit
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
HAHAHAHA that's funny XD
81. What was your nickname in high school?
I didn't have one
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Closeted because i am
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Well the whole LGBTU thing on FB and lots of people saw it was a big impact on my life
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I love our ability to love and I hate our ability to hate
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
I was about 1-2nd grade and we went to Mississippi to see my cousin
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?I go to the bathroom

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Gah idk, maybe Australia...
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Fat America
89. Do you think you are selfish?
Everybody is at least a little selfish, so yes
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
I've done that before
91. What is your favorite drink?
Favorite drink? That's hard to choose but i like OJ
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Carrots
93. What is the last book you read?
King of the Wind
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
too many to count
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I don't understand, I get something i desire? I want to go to the bathroom right now
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Closeted XD
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
tall in love
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
my mother
99. What is your greatest weakness?
Many.... jealousy probalby
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
0?

[sokkos]

1. What's your bday? October

2. How many children do you want to have? Two

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Vicki Louise and Sean Andrew

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? In my 30s

5. Any pets? One

6. If yes, what kind? Cat

7. What is your dream vehicle? Any eco-friendly car

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Paris, just explore again

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes, gateway to the soul.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Ipod, sunblock, War and Peace, photo of girlfriend and toilet roll.

11. Describe your perfect date? My girlfriend

12. What is your darkest fantasy? To be controlled by a gang of sexy women

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Be less hairy (I need to shave far too much), be more organised and be more successful (have a better career)

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. My girlfriend will do

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Yuk

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Yep

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Yes
19. If yes what animal? Female human
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? My best friend would love it

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? On ice cream

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 100 years from now and see how my family developed

24. Do you like chocolate? Very

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because its describing Bill Gates' cock, not his company.


26. What's your dream life? Have enough money to live on and tour the world with the girlfriend in a VW Camper Van

27. What scares you the most and why? Water, I dont want to drown

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Its Fjords, waterfalls and trees.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Eyes, gateway to the soul.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? My doctor doesn't, we just talk about politics.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Swim a river, get through Uni

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Going to Uni, I wish I choose tennis over soccer.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I would have never have went to Uni and I would be earning £50k instead £15k the now.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My wee bro
38. Who's the worst? My sister-in-law

39. What are you most jealous of? No-one

40. Are you OCD about anything? no

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Be checked in a nuthouse for the rest of my life

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Yeah, its called the RAF

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? I only have one habit - eating cheese - and I'll never give it up

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Done that too much lately anyway

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Seem to do that anyway

46. What size is your bed? Double

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? I'm from Edinburgh, its to stop grave-robbers Burke and Hare.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Oral sex - love my cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? World peace of course

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Committed and to be totally in love with one other person

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Welshmen

53. Does size matter? Yes

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? I can go on for hours
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? None

57. What’s your favorite position? Girl on top

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Not with the ConDem government of Britain

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? A canavan

61. How often do you masturbate? twice a day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a month

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Working in a shop
67. Did you get it? Yes

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes, I need the money

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Bankers

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Bless you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? To laugh at the "hard guys" more

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Hell yeah

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Yep

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 120mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Sing

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Bart's school teacher as she is always horny

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Being cheeky

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Brain-washers (FOX, Sky etc)

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? No

81. What was your nickname in high school? Judebox Durie - I like singing. And I used to sing The Beatles Hey Jude a lot. And I'm meant to play and look like the ex-Rangers and Hearts football player Gordon Durie.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Help!

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Moving from my childhood home.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? We keep on trying but then we only seem to care about ourselves

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? When I was 14 to Spain

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Have a wank lol

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Norway

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Never, the pizza takes hours to come

89. Do you think you are selfish? Yes, like all humans

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? In Scotland they do

91. What is your favorite drink? Pepsi

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Cheese

93. What is the last book you read? Ian Rankin's The Fall

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Too many

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? World peace

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Point And Laugh

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Funny, smart and NUTS

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. A small fat man, who acted like Mr Burns from The Simpsons whenever I suggested recycling something.

99. What is your greatest weakness? I see the best in people too much

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Zero degrees.

[tarheel boy]

1. What's your bday? April 5

2. How many children do you want to have? 1

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Levi Dean

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? late 20s

5. Any pets? currently: Pearl (female mutt) and Murphy (tom cat)

6. If yes, what kind? above

7. What is your dream vehicle? Shelby GT 500

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Either England or Japan. In England, sight see, hang out, british metal. In Japan, martial arts, sight see

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes cause my girlfriend has the cutest eyes ever

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Tunnels series, TV (cant contact, just watch), Grown Ups DVD, picture of my girlfriend, and a crate of sour skittles

11. Describe your perfect date? Any date with my girlfriend is perfect

12. What is your darkest fantasy? ???

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? taller, hair color, better handwriting i guess

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. my girlfriend is perfect

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? ehh i dont care for it, i perfer mouth to mouth

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? nope

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal? NA
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? dog i guess

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? me

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? well isnt that like $10 USD? probably some Redbox dvds, a 2 liter of Coke and a pack of Skittles

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? nothing, I believe time travel shouldnt be used if invented

24. Do you like chocolate? duh

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? cause Gates was stupid


26. What's your dream life? marry my girlfriend and become an engineer

27. What scares you the most and why? bees, im deathly allergic

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? animals, sunsets over mountain tops (trust me, they are beautiful) and ocean

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? face, a pretty face is better than anything
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? respect

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? NA
33. If so, which ones? NA

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? put together a grand pooltable by myself; accept my dog got hit by a car when i was 6

35. What are your two biggest regrets? not spend as much time with my dad's dad as i could have; getting pizza instead of chicken at lunch
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? watch football with my dad and grandpa (even though they were the Redskins); get chicken

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my mom's mom
38. Who's the worst? my dad's older brother's wife

39. What are you most jealous of? birds and the ability to fly

40. Are you OCD about anything? sorting food by color, pulling leaves off trees, and chewing something (like pin caps)

41. What would you do if your best friend died? go to his funeral and probably feel like shit for years

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no idea

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?eating at Bojangle's every Friday morning with friends

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? my friend Austin A

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? isolation

46. What size is your bed? single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? prevent zombies

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? tough one, probably oral sex though

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To be successful

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. the eternal love between 2 people

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? fellow sheep

53. Does size matter? a little

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? sex
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? giving oral to females

57. What’s your favorite position? cowgirl

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? ot means its even more special

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?hotel room on a school trip

61. How often do you masturbate?like 2 time a week

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? couple weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? food lion
67. Did you get it? yes

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? probably not

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Packers bandwagon

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? for a couple days

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Salud

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? im currnetly in HS

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? maybe...

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? a good bit

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? about 10

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? scratch

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?Katara from Avatar

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?a fight at school

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Duke Universty

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no

81. What was your nickname in high school? CR (real name is Caleb Ross)

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? TV show Happy Days

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? get my girlfriend

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? intellegence; war

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 2008; California for vacation

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? get out of bed

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? England

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? pizza guys want their tips

89. Do you think you are selfish? a little

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? cause its disrespectful

91. What is your favorite drink? Coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? leftover pizza

93. What is the last book you read? Closer by Gorden and Williams

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? information

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? The CR story

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? cool, kind, and clever

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. only had 1 and he is pretty cool, lets me get off early if i have a lot of homework

99. What is your greatest weakness? skittles

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0 degrees mathmatically, -32 degrees scientifically

[xhail]

1. What's your bday? - 6TH OCTOBER 89

2. How many children do you want to have? - 4

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) - SAMANTHA, ADELAIDE, WYATT AND SETH

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? - 32

5. Any pets? - YES

6. If yes, what kind? - DOG

7. What is your dream vehicle? - DUCATI

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? - LAS VEGAS, PARTY!!!!!!!

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? - THE EYES, THERE IS NOTHING MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN SOMEONE WITH BEAUTIFUL EYES.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? - GUITAR (MY FAVOURITE THING EVER), PS3 (COULDN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT IT), 2 GAMES (FOR THE PS3 OBVIOUSLY) AND "THE FOREVER WAR" BOOK (ITS AWESOME)

11. Describe your perfect date? - GOOD FOOD, GOOD BOOZ, GOOD CHAT AND A HAPPY ENDING

12. What is your darkest fantasy? - TO BE A SLAVE TO A BEAUTIFUL MISTRESS.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? - TO BE MORE CONFIDENT AND THAT'S ABOUT IT

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. - A TALL BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WITH LONG BROWN HAIR AND A DOMINANT YET FUN PERSONALITY

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? - NOT FOR ME

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? - NO

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? - NO

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? - NO
19. If yes what animal? - N/A
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? - TIGER

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? - ME AND 50 PEOPLE

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? - I'D BUY A HOUSE

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? - LATE 1200 EARLY1300, JOIN WILLIAM WALLACE

24. Do you like chocolate? NO NOT REALLY

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? - WHO KNOWS?

26. What's your dream life? - ROCK STAR

27. What scares you the most and why? - WASPS

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? - THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS, EAGLES AND OAK TREES.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? - HANDS, THEY ARE THE MOST USEFUL AND UNDER RATED BODY PART.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? - TO GO PLAY WITH THEMSELVES.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? - NO
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? - N/A
33. If so, which ones? - N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? - DEAL WITH A PARENTS DEATH.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? - DON'T HAVE ANY... KINDA.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? - N/A

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? - MY COUSIN.
38. Who's the worst? - MY BROTHER

39. What are you most jealous of? - PEOPLE I THINK ARE MORE TALENTED THAN ME.

40. Are you OCD about anything? - NO

41. What would you do if your best friend died? - CELEBRATE HIS LIFE AND NEVER LET HIS MEMORY DIE.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? - HA GOOD ONE

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? - LAZINESS

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? - I KNOW WHO BUT I'M NOT SAYING HIS NAME

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? - THE LATTER

46. What size is your bed? - KING!!!!!

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? - SO YOU DON'T FALL OUT WHEN SOME NUMPTY DROPS IT.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? - I'D GIVE UP CHEESE OBVIOUSLY

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? - TO HAVE SPECIAL POWERS

50. What is more important - lust or love? - DEPENDS ON YOUR AGE.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. - FREEDOM... NOT!

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? - THE DAYS TILL THE GET PUT ON MY PLATE.

53. Does size matter? - YES

54. Do you have any STDs? - NO

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? - CUNNILINGUS
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? - NOT PREFORMING WHEN HAMMERED

57. What’s your favorite position? - DOGGY

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? - GOOD POINT

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) - NO

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? - GRAVEYARD

61. How often do you masturbate? - TWICE A DAY

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? - NO

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? - A WEEK

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? - NO

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? - YES

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? - SANTA'S HELPER
67. Did you get it? - YES

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? - YEAH WHY NOT

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? - BEING PATRONISED

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? - I LIVE ON ONE

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? - DO YOU WANT A TISSUE?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? - TO HAVE STOOD UP FOR MYSELF MORE.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? - YES

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? - DON'T DRIVE

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? - N/A

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? - XDRESS

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? - JESSICA RABBIT WHO WOULDN'T.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? - DRINKING
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? - RACISM

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? - YES

81. What was your nickname in high school? - SKINNY FITS

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? - ALMOST FAMOUS

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? - A DEATH IN THE FAMILY

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? - LOVE THE WILL OF HUMANS HATE THE DESTRUCTIVENESS

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? - I WAS 7, AMERICA

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? - GO BACK TO SLEEP

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? AUSTRALIA

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? - PIZZA DRIVERS GET PAID PER DELIVERY.

89. Do you think you are selfish? - NO

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? - THEY MIGHT HAVE TO POINT TO THERE ASS AS WELL AND THAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING.

91. What is your favorite drink? - CREAM SODA

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? - COLD MEAT AND BEER

93. What is the last book you read? - THE MAGICIAN

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? - TO MANY

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? - TO BE A FAMOUS MUSICIAN

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? - A COMMON MISCONCEPTION

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? - FUNNY, KIND AND HORNY

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. - SHE THROUGH A PLATE AT ME

99. What is your greatest weakness? - BEING TO TRUSTING

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? - 546.3 DEGREES KELVIN

[Vegetarian_Chris]

1. What's your bday?
30, june 1993

2. How many children do you want to have?
none right now. Maybe I'll change my mind, later.
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

5. Any pets?
yes
6. If yes, what kind?
one garfieldesque cat, plus I'm thinking about a dog
7. What is your dream vehicle?
some ford or mustang, or a van
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
I'd go travel in the nature and in the cities. Meet some people, spend some time by myself, you know.
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes and lips. Eyes are just beatiful and lips are good to kiss
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
-My acoustic guitar and several plecs (I'd so lose them all in one week or something...)
-a complete library
-a rifle (just in case...)
what else do I need? Nothing, I watched man vs. wild with bear grylls, I'm prepared... lol
11. Describe your perfect date?
a cool concert and some private time later. Just to talk, you know...
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
I can't think of any, atm.
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Some mental things. But basically, I'm pretty happy right now, so probably nothing...
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
I'll know when I'll meet her, sounds lame, right?
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Rather unhealthy
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
no
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
yes, shot them, before they can kill the hostag. sarcmarc
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
no, just no.
19. If yes what animal?
you're not big with listening, eh?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
still not big with listening, eh?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
former? I don't know...

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
buy stuff, give away to welfare, eat it, I don't know...

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I'd go to the point, when the first reusable timemachine is invented, steal it, and have some fun...

24. Do you like chocolate?
who doesn't?

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Who cares?

26. What's your dream life?
I just wanna be happy, that's all.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Changes. Or rather, the lack of them
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
I honestly could not decide
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Face of course!...
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
They do?
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No, but I seen man vs. wild, bet that's cooler than man vs. food.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
are we talking about m. vs. wild now? Yeah, guess so.. :P
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
physically: start jogging on a daily basis. Emotionally: battle social anxiety

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
There are none. Shure, some stuff went shitty in the past, but if it didn't I wouldn't be who I am today. And I like who I am.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
You're really no good listener, right?
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
my sister
38. Who's the worst?
my brother
39. What are you most jealous of?
normal people
40. Are you OCD about anything?
some stuff, yeah. I try to keep it down, though.
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
be sad.
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Now I know what Ima do this weekend!
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
If I want to give up a habit, I do so...
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
I don't really have any irreplaceable friends, as sad as that sounds...
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
the latter.
46. What size is your bed?
juuuust big enough for two persons...
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Zombies, duh...
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
I'm Swiss, you don't know what cheese means to us.
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
A better world. Lame, I know
50. What is more important - lust or love?
love
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
An outdated religous concept to make women the slaves of men. Conspiracy much?
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Sheep can count? Prove that to me!
53. Does size matter?
Sometimes
54. Do you have any STDs?
Not that I know

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Say what?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Just letting go and having "fun", I guess. It's kinda hard If you have/had s.a.
57. What’s your favorite position?
I don't care
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
OH no, everything comes at a cost.
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
the smashing pumpkin?

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
In your dreams. BAM!
61. How often do you masturbate?
Daily, if there's time...
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Not unless you shave em first
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
a week
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
no
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
teacher for private lessons?
67. Did you get it?
not so far, still waiting, though
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Probably not.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Not yet.
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
How is something that doesn't exist supposed to sneeze?
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I am still in there, kinda. I don't know, though.
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yes, who doesn't?
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
never
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
nothing
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
that's sick, no.
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
telling the truth
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
the one thing? there are so many, I can't even count em.
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
sure, why not waste some more time?
81. What was your nickname in high school?
did'nt have one
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
I don' know that...
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
You're thinking too much like in the movies. Lifes don't change totally at one point..
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
meh, there's too much to even bother
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
when I was about 16, to Lanzarote
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
stay in bed for 10 minutes and thinking about skiping school.
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
WORLD
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Chalenge accepted! (whatever that means...)
89. Do you think you are selfish?
Yes, everybody is.
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because we don't wear watches down there?
91. What is your favorite drink?
Tea
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
food, duh...
93. What is the last book you read?
A book about dogs.
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Too many
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I would kick their asses for taking so much time
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Trick question, noone's gonna do that...
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
you can't wrap up a person in three words.
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Some paranoid teacher...
99. What is your greatest weakness?
social anxiety
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
celsius or fahrenheit?

[bluekatey]

1. What's your bday?--jan 24, 1965

2. How many children do you want to have?--many

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)--not sure

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?--24

5. Any pets?--yes

6. If yes, what kind?--3 cats

7. What is your dream vehicle?--jeep


8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?--alabama to meet my friend carole

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
--eyes because they see so much

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?-- my ds,
my mp3 player, a book, a razar, my Bible

11. Describe your perfect date?--a walk in the rain with a lover

12. What is your darkest fantasy?--forced sex

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?-- my weight,
my imagination, and my nose

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.--there isnt 1

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?--ew

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?--whats that?

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?--no

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?--no

19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?--cat

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
--me with my friend

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?--idk

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
--pioneer times and learn alot about educational structure of that time

24. Do you like chocolate?--yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?-- not sure


26. What's your dream life?--no pain for anyone

27. What scares you the most and why?--death because the process scares me

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?--flowers, clouds,
and rain

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?-- hair because it can be
long or short

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
--some people would rather strip in private

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?--no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
--emotionally-see my dead mom laying there-physically-none

35. What are your two biggest regrets?--letting myself get heavy
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?--learn more
how the human body works

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?--my daughter
38. Who's the worst?--her dad

39. What are you most jealous of?--no one
40. Are you OCD about anything?--lots

41. What would you do if your best friend died?--survive

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?--idk

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?--eating

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
dee
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?--live with just
email and phones

46. What size is your bed?--single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?--to keep the people in

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
--cheese
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?--my mom back

50. What is more important - lust or love?--love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.--crap

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?--they cant count
53. Does size matter?--no

54. Do you have any STDs?--no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?--none
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?--giving oral

57. What’s your favorite position?--sitting up during it

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?--not sure

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)--no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?--car
61. How often do you masturbate?--varies

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?--no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?--18 years
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?--no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?--yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?--none
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?--no

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?--outdoor cats

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?--yes
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?--nothing

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?--
a secret bad habit

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?--no

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?--never

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?--0

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?--pull
my panties out from being stuck up my ass crack

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?-fred flinstones
because i like his character

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?--smoking

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
--i dont have just 1 really

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?--no
81. What was your nickname in high school?--none

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?--im not sure
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?--
abuse
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?--prejudice
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?--i havent travelled those ways
yet

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?--pee

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?--usa

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?--i think they like
their jobs better

89. Do you think you are selfish?--sometimes
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?--its unacceptable

91. What is your favorite drink?--alcohol-rum--juice-grape

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?--veggies and orange juice and water

93. What is the last book you read?--eragon

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?--80,000
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?-- to be a dr

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?--
the life of miss garbage

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?--shy, scared and impulsive

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had--a nurse who never paid me for sitting

99. What is your greatest weakness?--self-control

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? --i dont know

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[toiletslut]

1. What's your bday? May 23

2. How many children do you want to have? none

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) i dont want kids

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? not happening

5. Any pets? yes

6. If yes, what kind? 4 dogs, a rabbit, a cat, a squirrel thats about it

7. What is your dream vehicle? a motorcycle

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Egypt and i would visit a very close friend (if your reading this GD friend you know who you are :P)

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eye and i like it cuz its prettyful
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? a vibrator for stimulation, a daiper, a chainsaw, a shovel, a bullet proof vest

11. Describe your perfect date? ive never had a date never plan on one

12. What is your darkest fantasy? to kill you for the question #10 thats what the chainsaw is for and the shovel is to bury you with (Jk on that one btw)

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? my body, my gender, my personality

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. i dont have a perfect man and i dont care to imagine one

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? yum yum

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope sounds interesting though

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? no i say let him die and heck if he doesnt do it i gladly will....i guess that would make it that

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? a dog is more decent than a man nowadays so ya
19. If yes what animal? dog
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? i wouldnt be forced i would go willingly and a dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? O-O i would choose leaving the country then ending up watching her in the gang bang on tv

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? i would give it to the orphans

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? i would go and slap my five year old self and tell her to stop stalking ppl

24. Do you like chocolate? who doesnt

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? who knows certainly not me



26. What's your dream life? to not be known as a stalker

27. What scares you the most and why? you and the questions, and it scares me cuz ive been at this for 30 minutes and im on 27/100

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? sapphires, rubies, squirrels (dont ask)

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? didnt i already answer this? anyways its the eye

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? cuz theyre idiots?

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? what is man vs food?
33. If so, which ones? which ones what?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? that would be going through middle school when i was continuously given swirlies and had gum put in my hair.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? stalking stalkers
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? i wouldnt stalk them now i know ive answered this before

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? id rather not say
38. Who's the worst? same as above

39. What are you most jealous of? my cat

40. Are you OCD about anything? my room is in worse shape than garfeild so what do you think?

41. What would you do if your best friend died? i have best friends?

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? nope

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? chewing hair

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? all of em who needs em

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? complete isolation thats how i like it

46. What size is your bed? queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? so the dead people cant come back as zombies

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese i hate the stuff anyways

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to be the richest slut that ever lived

50. What is more important - lust or love? love doesnt exist in a world full of hatred so what do you think?

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Marriage always ends badly.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? The stars

53. Does size matter? yes

54. Do you have any STDs? nope still have my virginity :3

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? erm i may not have a skill yet
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? all of em

57. What’s your favorite position? i have no clue

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? even gifts come at a price

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? still a virgin

61. How often do you masturbate? daily

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? yes thats why the birds laugh all day

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 3 days

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? nope

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? nope

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? babysitting a cat
67. Did you get it? nope the lady said that a girl couldnt handle her cat (yes it was at a zoo and the cat was a tiger)

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? HELL YEAH

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? lunatics

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? nope they always say im not strong enough ~le sigh~

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? if you sneezed in the presidents face what would he say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? my scheldule

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? yea

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? not often

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 1 mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? i would run and jump outside nude

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Ed from FMA cuz hes hot

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? yelling

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? snakes

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? scent has a speed?

81. What was your nickname in high school? i was ignored through out high school

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? i have no clue

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? the day i went to my grandmas funeral

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i dont believe love exists and i hate the belligerent ways of ppl

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? i havent

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? i get up spin around put some panties on (i sleep nude) then yell happy birthday at the top of my lungs

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? france

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? cuz its free if they arent there within five minutes

89. Do you think you are selfish? ya

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? i dont know

91. What is your favorite drink? coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? cheese

93. What is the last book you read? warriors new prophecy book 3 back in 9th grade

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? i dont care to count

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? the lowest of the low, i would be their toilet (dont ask)

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? "The life of the stupid bitch who loved toilets and died on one" (dont ask i have a twisted mind i swear i was dropped as a child)

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? hyper, insane, antisocial

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. i never had one

99. What is your greatest weakness? my- wait why would i tell ya that?

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? zero?

[rocker23hell]

1. What's your bday?
-10/23

2. How many children do you want to have?
-I guess one its okay...

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
-havent thought about it yet...

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
-maybe 30yo...

5. Any pets?
-yes

6. If yes, what kind?
-a male husk

7. What is your dream vehicle?
-a 67-68 mustang

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
-japan... I would explore my sexuality... do everything...

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
-I dont know... maybe the mouth...

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
-a notebook with porn and games and a eletricity generator?!

11. Describe your perfect date?
-a funny and intelligent girl...

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
-you mean... sexual fantasy?... to be a redhead's sexual slave, and be forced to drink her pee and menstrual blood and be tortured to give pleasure to her... I'm not sure if it is a dark fantasy, but, whatever...

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
-I would like to be an hermaphrodite... that would be fun... I guess...

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
-a hot and kink redhead nerd/geek woman...

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
-I have no problem with this...

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
-no, but I would do it...

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
-maybe...

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
-yeah...

19. If yes what animal?
-a male dog...

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
--

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
-the second one...

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
-with pc games... hell yeah...

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
-well, I really dont know...

24. Do you like chocolate?
-yeah... who doesnt?

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
-I guess you should ask it to bill gates... but I can be wrong...

26. What's your dream life?
-I guess I prefer to describe my dream world... ZOMBIES... Shot them on the head... twice...

27. What scares you the most and why?
-ants... ok, just kidding... cant think on anything...

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
-waterfall, snow and sunrise...

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
-the brain counts? ok, not exactly the brain, but the "human mind"... I'm fascinated by the human mind... if that doesnt counts, so...

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
-so you dont fell ashamed of your cartoon underwear...

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
-no...
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
--
33. If so, which ones?
--

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
-I cant remember of anything...

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
-I cant think of anything right now...

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
--

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
-I dont know...

38. Who's the worst?
-an aunt that anybody likes...

39. What are you most jealous of?
-my books and my pc...

40. Are you OCD about anything?
-I guess not...

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
-fell sad... I dont know...

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
-nope...

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
-thats a hard one... maybe I would stop downloading porn, yeah, I download porn and I dont watch... I have 112gigabytes of porn and I havent watched 10%...

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
-ok, thats even harder... and I dont know the answer...

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
-I guess I would pick the second one... even I'm pretty antisocial, I dont know if I would handle to live without seeing my parents and some friends...

46. What size is your bed?
-yeah, I dont know... its a single person bed...

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
-if you came back in life (zombie)... so it would be harder to escape...

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
-cheese... I like cheese, but I can live without it...

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
-can I have ten clones of mine?

50. What is more important - lust or love?
-love?!

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
-something that I dont wanna be into till I am less than 30... (yeah, that was not a good one... sorry)

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
-humans?

53. Does size matter?
-I guess it depends...

54. Do you have any STDs?
-no...

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
-I guess none...

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
-I dont know...

57. What’s your favorite position?
-I dont know (yeah, I'm a virgin)

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
-it means the people are stupid...

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
-yehh, no... not really

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
-I will say it again, I am a virgin...

61. How often do you masturbate?
-once or twice a day...

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
-I'm pretty sure they doesnt...

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
-I guess 2 or 3 weeks...

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
-yeah, of me jerking off... but I deleted at the same day...

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
-yeah... same as 64...

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
-porn stuntman... just kidding...

67. Did you get it?
-it was a joke...

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
-maybe...

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
-have to say the same thing more the twice...

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
-nope...

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
-I hope it's a death case... (I dont believe in god...)

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
-I cant think of anything now...

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
-sometimes...

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
-I havent got my driver license yet...

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
-dont know...

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
-lick my nose... no, not really...

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
-maybe orihime inoue (from bleach)... shes nice... and hot...

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
-cant really think of anything...

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
-cant really think of anything either...

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
-I guess so... maybe not... and the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound...

81. What was your nickname in high school?
-zombie, dead, death, alread dead (ok, that sounds weird on english, Im brazilian)...

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
-dont know... but my life is pretty boring, so... yeah, I dont know...

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
-the big bang... without it I would not even exist... ok, that was a lame joke...

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
-love: the human behavior is kind of interesting...
-hate: humans are dumb...

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
-never travel by airplane...

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
-open my eyes... ok, sorry... I have break fast...

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
-japan... I would make it be closer to brazil and US...

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
-if you are chuck norris, then you can have the pizza faster then the light... but you are not him, so you can make your own pizza...

89. Do you think you are selfish?
-sometimes... everybody is selfish...

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
-I do that... ok, I dont... because most people would think it is not polite...

91. What is your favorite drink?
-regular drink or alcohol drink?
-regular: lemon juice
-alcohol: maybe whisky or vodka (I dont drink much)

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
-soda, cheese, rice, milk... just the stuff that everybody have in their refrigerator... and a frozen human brain of course...

93. What is the last book you read?
- the last I read: A Study in Scarlet - Arthur Conan Doyle
- I am reading (not exactly now, but you get it) stranger than fiction - chuck palahniuk

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
-I dont live in US, but more than a million...

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
-technology to perfect clone somebody...

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
-"man, thats freaking boring..."

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
-weird, inteligent and... weird again...

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
-maybe another time...

99. What is your greatest weakness?
-I dont know...

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
-very cold...

[spacegal24]

1. What's your bday?
September 15

2. How many children do you want to have?
None.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
^^^

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
^^^^^

5. Any pets?
No, I wouldn't be able to take care of it because I'm almost never at home.

6. If yes, what kind?
^^^

7. What is your dream vehicle?
1937 BMW coupe.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Iceland, try to blend in with the community.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Probably the eyes, they tell you so much about the person.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
My telescope, a trombone to play when I'm bored, pencil and notebook to take notes, a blanket to cover up with at night, and a hammer to build things.

11. Describe your perfect date?
I honestly don't know, I've never given that much thought.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
I don't know about this one either.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Probably nothing really, I'm happy with myself at this point.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Someone intelligent I can have a real conversation about anything with.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
I guess I'd do it. I regularly clean myself out so it wouldn't be dirty or anything.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No, but it seems interesting.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
That's a good question. I'd say maybe depending on the gravity of the situation.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
NEVER

19. If yes what animal?
NO

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
I'd rather shoot myself.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Probably the second one. I would never put her through anything like that.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Probably buy a car, because that's all I'll be able to afford.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I'd go maybe 100 years in the future to see the Mars landing.

24. Do you like chocolate?
It's OK.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Is this a serious question?

26. What's your dream life?
Being an astronaut.

27. What scares you the most and why?
I don't know, I'm not really scared of anything.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Snow, mountains, rivers.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Probably the hands. We've built empires and nations with 10 fingers.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
I don't know, modesty?

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
Yes

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
No

33. If so, which ones?
^^^

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
I went mountain climbing with my family when I was 19. Emotionally was finding out that my ex was leaving me for $20 million.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Trying to get my ex to take me back after he broke up with me, and that I didn't spend enough time with my grandfather before he died.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Not talk to him and leave it at that, and spend as much time with him as I could.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My younger sister. We get along so well.

38. Who's the worst?
My younger brother. He can be a little bitch sometimes.

39. What are you most jealous of?
Nothing, really, my life is pretty OK.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Probably just about everything.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
I have no idea. Probably go into a deep depression.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
I haven't taken any flying lessons, if that's what you mean.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Drinking Dr. Pepper. I know I shouldn't drink as much as I do, but I can't stop!

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Well, I only have two close friends, and there's no way in hell I'd sever ties with either of them.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Uh, the first one.

46. What size is your bed?
California King.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
To protect against hungry animals and grave-robbers.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
I would give up oral sex, I love cheese too much.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
The ability to travel the universe and see everything.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
A lovely thing if it's done right, a joke if it's done wrong.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Sheep can't count, they don't have enough brainpower.

53. Does size matter?
No.

54. Do you have any STDs?
No.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I don't know, I've never been told.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Same as above.

57. What’s your favorite position?
Doggy-style or me on top.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
I don't know.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Changing rooms at the mall. Well, it wasn't sex, but a sex act.

61. How often do you masturbate?
Once a day, if it's a good day, twice.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Birds can't be tickled.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
About a month

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No, I hate cameras.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
No.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
I applied at a music studio to do bookkeeping.

67. Did you get it?
Yeah, I worked there for a couple of years.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
No.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Stupid people. Too bad there's no shortage of that.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
I've never talked to him so I don't know.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Nothing, I kind of liked high school.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Once in a while.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Not very often.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
Maybe 5mph over.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Not do anything anymore. I like being lazy sometimes.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Philip J. Fry. I love Fry.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
I used to take apart everything because I had to know how it worked.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
How the mainstream media fucks up everything. I swear, you can't get an honest news report these days.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
I'm not even gonna answer this one.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Orgy, it was because of my middle name, Organa.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
I don't know. I don't watch enough movies to be able to choose one.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Going to school to be an astrophysicist.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
The willingness of people to truly be kind to one another. How stupid people can be.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
When I was 18, to Disneyworld.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Go to the bathroom and brush my teeth.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Iceland.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Because our nation's healthcare funding is a joke.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
I hope not.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Pointing to your crotch can mean a lot of things, not only asking for the bathroom.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
A lot of food.

93. What is the last book you read?
Mars, by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
112,000

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
My own spacecraft.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
I have no idea. I honestly hope I don't get a biography written, I'm quite boring.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Intelligent, shy, redheaded.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
I've never really had a bad boss, they've all been pretty cool.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Dr. Pepper.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
0F or 0c?