07-30-2013, 02:11 PM | #1066 |
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You get one but it gives you salmonella poisoning. And why are you so weird??
I wish my tooth would stop hurting.
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07-31-2013, 12:53 PM | #1067 |
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The tooth no longer hurts you, then again..... all your teeth have been removed and your dentures keep falling out.
I wish for a new pair of sandles.
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08-03-2013, 03:49 AM | #1068 |
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Granted but I don't see why a person without any feet would want a new pair of sandles, maybe they'll make a good gift for someone.
Wish I didn't have male genitalia.
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08-03-2013, 12:05 PM | #1069 |
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You now don't, butt you now have an infestation down there that you can't get rid of.
I wish for New Cabinet to put store my Vodka in.
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08-05-2013, 04:44 AM | #1070 |
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granted, you now have the newest and most technologically advanced liquor cabinet. It keeps each bottle at the perfect temperature and opens upon scanning an id that matches your face, this way only of age people can access the cabinet, bbuuut it too bad the moment you locked all your bottles up you regressed to the age of seven, maybe it will taste better after its aged a few year once you've grown back up a little.
wish i could get a good nights rest again.
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08-05-2013, 11:54 AM | #1071 |
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You get a good nights rest, but it will be the last on you will ever get.
I wish for a nice comfy chair.
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08-06-2013, 02:51 PM | #1072 |
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Granted but if you sit on it, it turns you upside down
I wish I wasn't so picky with eating foods.
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08-07-2013, 11:49 AM | #1073 |
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You now eat anything you can. Just one problem, the last thing you ate; gave you a bad case of the runs.
I wish for a New Dart Board.
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08-07-2013, 07:47 PM | #1074 |
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The dart board ends up being your chest, and your friends all use you
I wish for a new cell phone.
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08-07-2013, 09:54 PM | #1075 |
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Granted, you have a new cell phone, but you get no signal anywhere.
I wish I could find shoes easier.
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08-07-2013, 11:01 PM | #1076 |
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Granted but now you only have an eye for heels and when ever you see a pair in a store they always have them in your size and always on sale.
Wish i had a new boyfriend.
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08-07-2013, 11:35 PM | #1077 |
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granted but hes a total perv and checks out anything that moves right infront of you.
I wish i wasnt so tired right about now
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08-07-2013, 11:45 PM | #1078 |
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Granted, but you'll on the verge of sleep for a month after.
I wish my house was clean.
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08-08-2013, 12:17 PM | #1079 |
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Your house is now clean, but then again...... you made your house disappear along with everything that was in it so it is now a "CLEAN SLATE."
I wish for a Pony.
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08-08-2013, 08:14 PM | #1080 |
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Granted but it's male and always wants sexual pleasure
I wish for a better house than the one I had.
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