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You now serve an eighty-year old.
I wish for a new Camera that's not broken.
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You have a new antique camera, but can't find film for it anywhere.
I wish I could teleport. |
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You now can, to bad its only in a virtual reality world.
I wish for nothing but good days the rest of my life.
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You have happy days for the rest of your life but you die tomorrow.
i wish i could fuck beautiful woman anytime i wanted |
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You can, but you're a Eunuch so you don't get much enjoyment from it.
I wish I had less inhibitions. |
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You now don't, but then again you are now in a coma for the rest of your life.
I wish for the perfect pair of shoes.
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Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask ![]() |
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but you have no feet
I wish for x ray vision |
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You have it now, but you are now blind.
I wish to be in Bermuda right now.
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Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask ![]() |
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you there but your locked in a room
i wish someone would cook my diner for me. |
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One garbage rat soufflé coming up.
I wish for a new T.V.
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Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask ![]() |
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the tv is in black and white and only shows bollywood movies
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You are locked in a coffin and buried 6ft underground for eternity. But you get to live forever
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You get to, but only on leap day. (feb. 29)
I wish for something gold.
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Haha, I'd be good with that.
You get a gold tooth since you got a painful cavity that had to be removed. I wish I could change the physical features of people around me. |
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You get to, only if they sign 1,345 pages that relieve you of any wrong doing and leaves you not reliable for any damages done by said transformation.
I wish for a new keyboard that has all its orginal parts in working order.
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Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask ![]() |
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