100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...........i dare you to do it

[SofieJeske]

1. What's your bday? 5th of may

2. How many children do you want to have? 0

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) none in this case

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? not ;p

5. Any pets? nope

6. If yes, what kind? -

7. What is your dream vehicle? Bentley GTC

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Uhm, i think it would be a island without anyone and do nothing

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, you can 'drown' in them

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? 5 toys for pleasure, cant live without it

11. Describe your perfect date? classy, a good dinner and a evening in a club (lounge)

12. What is your darkest fantasy? being kidnapt :x

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? 1. no pubic hair growth 2. slightly bigger nipples :x 3. little smaller in length

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. a real gentleman

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? its fine for me

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? ??

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? no

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I want to participate

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? thats not really much...

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? i content with the time we live in

24. Do you like chocolate? yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? because it isnt



26. What's your dream life? like I live now (really )

27. What scares you the most and why? losing my parents

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? 1. sea 2. sun 3. beach

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? legs, dont know, i like them

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? never thought of

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Cycle i think, both physically and emotionally

35. What are your two biggest regrets? not saying good bye to my older brother (he died)
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? say goodbye and hug him for a looong time

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my sister
38. Who's the worst? my uncle

39. What are you most jealous of? my older sisters husband ;p

40. Are you OCD about anything? no?

41. What would you do if your best friend died? cry, really cry

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no :P

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? no idea :P

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Rian

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? first one

46. What size is your bed? Queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? haha dunno

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? more wishes

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. being together for your whole life with a person you love

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? monkeys

53. Does size matter? yes

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? giving oral
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? uhm being in controll

57. What’s your favorite position? every position im not in controll

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? yes they are

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? lockerroom on school :$

61. How often do you masturbate? i try every day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? nope

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? since i do, i think a week

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? never applied
67. Did you get it? so no

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? no

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? spiders

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? doenst exist

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? my first day, i wouldnt have worn panties then

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? not often

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? yes

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? uhm, i could've lost my license

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? feel if my pussy is wet

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? i dont know, dont like cartoons

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? sex in the lockerroom, was videotaped, security cam :\

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? puking

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no

81. What was your nickname in high school? Jessy

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?Party in the evening, because i live a party livestyle

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? dead of my brother

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love and hate of them

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when i was 1 or even 0, to ibiza probably

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? pull on a trainers

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? island of men

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? dunno

89. Do you think you are selfish? i could be, but i dont try to

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? well, i dont know

91. What is your favorite drink? champagne

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? meat and booze

93. What is the last book you read? A stieg larsson

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? a lot

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? uhm, i offer them or they offer me?? dont get it (blonde, sorry;p)

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? blond equals dumb, or not?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? party, loveable, bad

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. never had a real boss

99. What is your greatest weakness? south european boys, and puppies

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 2x0=0

[cremedelacreme]

1. What's your bday? MAY 5TH

2. How many children do you want to have? ZERO

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) NOTHING

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? NEVER

5. Any pets? YES

6. If yes, what kind? DOG

7. What is your dream vehicle? BUGATTI VEYRON

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? IRELAND, GOLF AND DRINK

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? EYES, EYES CAN BE SEXY AS HELL.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? TOOLS, GAS, SCOOTER, BEER, POCKET PUSSY

11. Describe your perfect date? DINNER AT HOME WHILE NAKED

12. What is your darkest fantasy? DONT HAVE ONE

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? BIGGER PENIS, LOSE WEIGHT, MORE OUTGOING

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. EVA LONGORIA

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? FUCKING GROSS

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? NO AND NEVER WILL

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? MAYBE

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? NO
19. If yes what animal? NO
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? NO

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? 20 PERSON 24 HOUR WATCHING

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? BUY THE BEST CHEVY CAMARO MONEY CAN BUY

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? IDK

24. Do you like chocolate? YES

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? HELL IF I KNOW



26. What's your dream life? MY LIFE NOW CUZ IM LIVIN THE DAMN DREAM

27. What scares you the most and why? GUNS

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? WOMEN, LADIES, AND GIRLS

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? TITTIES, BECAUSE I LOVE TITTIES

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? GREAT QUESTION

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? YES
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? YES
33. If so, which ones? SPICY WINGS

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? LIFT WEIGHT, MY GRANDPA FUNERAL

35. What are your two biggest regrets? DONT HAVE ANY
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?I DONT HAVE ANY REGRETS

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? ME
38. Who's the worst? MY AUNT

39. What are you most jealous of? NOTHING

40. Are you OCD about anything? CLEAN KITCHENS BECAUSE IM A CHEF

41. What would you do if your best friend died? CRY

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? NO

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? CRACKING KNUCKLES

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? MY FRIEND WILL

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?AMNESIA
46. What size is your bed? QUEEN

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?IDK

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? CHEESE

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD

50. What is more important - lust or love? LOVE

51. Define marriage in a sentence. AWFUL

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? A PILE OF SHIT WHO CARES

53. Does size matter? SOMETIMES

54. Do you have any STDs? NO

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? JILL
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? MY PENIS

57. What’s your favorite position? DOGGYSTYLE

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? IDK AND YES

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) NO

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? MY BED

61. How often do you masturbate? 2 TO 3 TIMES A WEEK

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? NO

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 14 YEARS

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? NO

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? YES

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? NEVER APPLIED FOR A WEIRD JOB
67. Did you get it?NO

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?YES

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?DIRTY WOMEN

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?NO

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?BLESS YOU

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?NOTHING THEY WERE LEGIT

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?SOMETIMES

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?EVERY TIME I DRIVE

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 35 MPH OVER

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?ITCH BALLS

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?BETTY BOOP SHE IS A SLUT

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?FIGHTING

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?FAT WOMEN IN YOGA PANTS

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?IDK

81. What was your nickname in high school?BNASTY

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, MY LIFE IS A NEVER ENDING STORY

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?WHO KNOWS

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?LOVE WOMEN HATE FAT WOMEN

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?WHEN I WAS 8 DISNEY WORLD

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?PISS

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?IRELAND

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?CUZ AMBULANCE DONT GET TIPS

89. Do you think you are selfish?NO

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?CUZ THATS RETARDED

91. What is your favorite drink?WATER

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? YOGURT, CHICKEN, WATER, EGGS, CHEESE, AND TURKEY BACON

93. What is the last book you read? FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? TOO MANY

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? THE HOTTEST WIFE EVER

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? LIFE OF AWESOMENESS

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? LEGIT,AWESOME, JACKASS

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.NEVER HAD A BAD ONE

99. What is your greatest weakness? NOTHING I DONT SHOW WEAKNESS

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? FUCKING COLD THATS WHAT IT IS

[Bigfaz]

1. What's your bday?30th march

2. How many children do you want to have?4

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)not sure

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?24, 25, 27, 29

5. Any pets?non

6. If yes, what kind?-

7. What is your dream vehicle?maybach

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?amsterdam or ayia napa and hawaii. in amsterdam get stoned every waking minute in ayia napa night outs that i could never remember and in hawaii just relax and look at babes.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?eyes because you can tell alot about a person and their emotions by looking at the eyes.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?erm there is that fake pussy thing that ive seen online i would buy that, i would bring a t.v + dvds, porno mags, ciggeretes + booze and some weights. for clothes they would just be 2 swimming shorts.

11. Describe your perfect date?anything that ends with me getting laid.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?i couldnt say

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?does this mean appearance in that case my nose, my dick an inch bigger and mm everything else is perfect harhar.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.i couldnt describe her i had her and didnt do her right she left me.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?would never do it.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?i think so

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?i wouldnt say so

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?no never
19. If yes what animal?-
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?i would rather die

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?lol i would rather watch my best friend get it

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? top dollar hookers.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?back to school and do it right

24. Do you like chocolate?love it

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?because the software is small in size



26. What's your dream life?if i had unlimited money big house big car fit girls surrounding me living on some island with private jet etc

27. What scares you the most and why?i cant think of anything im scared of.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?everything about the natural world is beautiful. the grass the trees the water the sea the forests the air the clouds the sky every single thing.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?the heart because even though it is a organ it has feeling and makes decisions some people wont believe this and some people think love it a chemical reaction in the body so why does your heart actually hurt when you are heart broken.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?respecting your privacy

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?-
33. If so, which ones?-

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?physically was a triathlon emotionally break a girls heart or my mothers.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?fucking about when i was supposed to concentrate in school and not being faithful to the perfect girlfriend any guy could have.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?pretty obvious

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? mum!
38. Who's the worst?too many people

39. What are you most jealous of?im not jealous

40. Are you OCD about anything?nope

41. What would you do if your best friend died?i dont have a best friend if i did i dont know.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?well i want to give up smoking

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?a friend of mine, you wont know him lol

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?the first one

46. What size is your bed?single (n)

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? so its hard for Necrophilliacs to get in

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?unlimited wishes?

50. What is more important - lust or love?love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. loyalty, trust, respect, love

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? people.

53. Does size matter? im a straight male.

54. Do you have any STDs? never have

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? being able to enjoy a bj
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? i think the actual sex bit lool

57. What’s your favorite position? ive not done many but i like when the girl is like sitting ontop of me facing towards me because we dont haev to do any work.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? never heard of that term

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?in an ally

61. How often do you masturbate? like everyday too much man

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?no because the rickly bit doesnt touch a bird and their skin underneath and nerves are different

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?probably about 2 months

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?yup

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?yup

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?never have applied for a job im a student
67. Did you get it?-

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?lol haa no

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? huh

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?yupp

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?god cant sneeze.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?losing my V to that fat bitch!

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?lol nearly everytime ig et in the car

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 120mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?depends on my mood

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?princess jasmin coz shes hot!

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?pulling the school girls skirts up

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?people that find shit sexual

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?no because all smell is different

81. What was your nickname in high school?Fruity and still is

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?The Incredibles

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?i couldnt say

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love everything hate verything

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?i was 2 3 and india

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?wait for my morning glory to go down before i get out of bed.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?america i think

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?because the pizza place would have to give the pizza free if they not in time.

89. Do you think you are selfish?not at all

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?ask the next person that asks you for the time bro

91. What is your favorite drink?HENNESSY

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?A Bunch of USELESS SHIT!

93. What is the last book you read?Things men think about apart from sex. btw you can pick it up on amazon it is a 200 page book with nothing written.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?probably over 10 million

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?id tell them no

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?The Mans Man.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?Why doesn't somebody get to know me and answer this instead.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.hahaha my dad?

99. What is your greatest weakness?women!

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?So, if you are measuring in Kelvin, twice as cold is not possible. (0/2=0) However, if you are using the Celsius scale, zero degrees is actually 273.15 degrees above absolute zero. So, twice as cold would be -136.575 degrees Celsius. Similarly, absolute zero in Fahrenheit is -459.67. Thus, from zero degrees F, twice as cold would be -229.835 degrees F.
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[Pajken]

1. What's your bday?
June 3

2. How many children do you want to have?
2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Alexander and Alice (dont know middle name)

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
24-27 maby

5. Any pets?
Yea

6. If yes, what kind?
A golden retriever

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Audi R8 or a Ferrari California

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Thailand or gran canaria. I would go there to dive in the ocean or to catch some big fishes.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
The eyes. I dont know why... I just find them the most beautiful

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Knife (obviously), flint (for fire), Fishingrod, a fishing hook and a lot of paracord.

11. Describe your perfect date?
I would take a private jet to some 5star hotel and restaurant somewhere... ofc I cannot afford that... yet

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Me bound, naked, in a bed in a dark dungeon, fucked by a bunch of super hot shemales.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
I would want a sexy body and I would not want to be so shy and I would want a bigger penis.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Jessica alba... nuff said.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
as long as it's my ass to someone's mouth i'm fine... not the other way around though...

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
naaah... idk...

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? maby
19. If yes what animal? Dog
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? same...

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The second one I think... it sounds like fun!

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
I'd buy a new car.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
back to the point when Hitler was homeless to assassinate him... (or pay someone else to do it...) or something...

24. Do you like chocolate?
Oh yeah!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Couse Microsoft is a better name

26. What's your dream life?
Married to jessica alba and a host of Top gear UK

27. What scares you the most and why?
a big hissing cockroach or a centipede... couse they are disgusting...

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Cannot come up with anything on this one...

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
the ass. Couse it's hot

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Couse doctors are stupid...

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? nope
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
dunno

35. What are your two biggest regrets? ask a girl out
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I'd ask her out...

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?my mom
38. Who's the worst? my little brother

39. What are you most jealous of?
Bill gates... couse he's rich...

40. Are you OCD about anything? no

41. What would you do if your best friend died? dont know...

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? what?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? I dont know..

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?Karl

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? the second option I think

46. What size is your bed? it's 90cm wide I think

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? So that the zombies wont get out.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? More wishes obviously

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? pigs

53. Does size matter? nope

54. Do you have any STDs? nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? I dont know
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? dunno

57. What’s your favorite position? doggy

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? the forrest

61. How often do you masturbate? once a day usually

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? three weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? I've showered on camera... but that's all

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yeah

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yeah sure ;D

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? what's a pet peeve?

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? nope

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? 98.9234932424% of the times I drive... -.-

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 50km/h perhaps

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? scratch my crotch

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Lois Griffin or Marge Simpson couse they are hot!

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
never got into trouble

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
poop

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
nope.... but the speed of taste...

81. What was your nickname in high school? didn't have one.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? a car crash

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love: sex, hate: war.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?never did.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? get dressed

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Gran canaria

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Pizza is higher priority

89. Do you think you are selfish? yes...

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

91. What is your favorite drink? coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? coke

93. What is the last book you read? a game of thrones

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 10... -.-

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? huh?

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? fat, funny and kind

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. never had a boss.

99. What is your greatest weakness? I'm lazy

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

[Lemon21]

1. What's your bday?
October

2. How many children do you want to have?
2-3

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Connor, Baileigh

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
27

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
1 dog 2 birds 1 turtle

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Horse Drawn Carriage

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Ireland, get tons of souvenirs!

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes, window to the soul and all that.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
House, blanket, english dictionary, french dictionary, spanish dictionary.

11. Describe your perfect date?
Rocky Horror Movie night and some cuddling

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Gang-banged by strong guys/curvy women

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Stomach, anxiety problems, hips

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Caring, funny, strong

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
YOLO.

16. Have you ever given a rim job?
No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Of course!

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The second one! haha

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Carefully...

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
1750s, and I would try on dresses.

24. Do you like chocolate?
DUH

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
They don't want to intimidate people.


26. What's your dream life?
The one I am living.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Being alone, because it is creepy and sad.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Water, trees, animals

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
EYES-soul and all that.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
So you can hide your chastity belt of course...

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically-bike 18 miles around San Fran in less than 3 hours. Emotionally-the year after my mom left and I was depressed.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Don't have any. YOLO. No, seriously. The time I didn't stand up for this homeless man when he was crying and these kids were laughing and taking pictures. That takes up two regrets.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Stand up for him.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My dad

38. Who's the worst?
My mom

39. What are you most jealous of?
The carefree attitude of kids.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Yes lol.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Cry

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
We don't carry that anymore, sorry.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Umm.....my knitting.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Alex.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?

Relocated to a different country.

46. What size is your bed?
Queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Ceremoniously gives finality to those grieving.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
Some water.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love!

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Devotion.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Themselves.

53. Does size matter?
It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean.

54. Do you have any STDs?
Nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Blow jobs.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Anal.

57. What’s your favorite position?
Missionary.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Ermmm....?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No I should though

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Parking lot at Office Max

61. How often do you masturbate?
Whenever my Master chooses.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
No they are immune.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
6 months.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Never had a job.
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
If they could guarantee nobody would get closer than 10 feet.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People smacking their lips when they eat.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Nope.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Bless you. Why would I change it?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Nothing.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Sometimes!

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Not too often

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
10 mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Strip.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Brian off of family guy.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Watching porn.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Feet

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
No because smell isn't rays or waves. You can't measure an odor.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Highlighter

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Rocky Horror Picture Show

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
My mom leaving.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
The capacity to love, and the capacity to hate.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
When I was 12, to Michigan.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Find my phone

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
France

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Because ambulance drivers are "trained", teenage drivers are trying to get a tip.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Slightly.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because that is a bit rude.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Aloe Vera

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Pizza, a lot of fruit, almond milk.

93. What is the last book you read?
Great Gatsby.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Millions

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
No idea o.o

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
This Crazy Bitch

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Funny, Caring, Loud

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Never had a job.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Kryptonite.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Umm......Orange?
__________________

[xblackxdovex]

1. What's your bday? May 3rd

2. How many children do you want to have? 1

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Not sure.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Once again, not sure.

5. Any pets? Yup

6. If yes, what kind? 4 cats and 2 dogs

7. What is your dream vehicle? 1967 Chevy Impala

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? England, and just go everywhere I could.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? The nose, and I'm not sure why.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? My ipod, headphones, my cat Obsidian, my bass cause maybe I'll actually learn, and my pirates of the Caribbean pillow.

11. Describe your perfect date? Just a sweet night in.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? I don't know.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My weight, my self motivation, my energy.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Nerdy, in the REAL nerdy sense, sarcastic, funny, knows me all to well, and is my best friend.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? All I can think is Human Centipede XD

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? I'm going to go with yes.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Nope
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Oh I see what you did there. Uh, I don't know. If I was being forced, why would I get to choose? :P

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? The 24 hour for them. I think they could handle it more than I could.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Probably bills or groceries.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Where WOULDN'T I go. I would go to the Victorian Era and buy actual clothes from then.

24. Do you like chocolate? Oh my god yes.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because I told him Micro would sound cooler, nah I don't have a clue.



26. What's your dream life? To get some sort of famous, to get married, and live out a happy famous life.

27. What scares you the most and why? Spiders because I have an actual phobia of them, and then death is in second.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Sunsets, Storm Clouds, and a clear day in the winter.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Neck or shoulder.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Maybe it's just less awkward that way.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? I think I have.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? I would vomit.
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically not sure. Emotionally... Saying goodbye to my dad for the last time.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Getting too close to that one douche, and screwing up my first year of college.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Call him a douche and walk away. Actually study.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My uncle is pretty cool.
38. Who's the worst? My great aunt. She's always judging me.

39. What are you most jealous of? Pretty girls

40. Are you OCD about anything? Yeah

41. What would you do if your best friend died? I would be devastated and go into a terrible depression.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Boredom Eating

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? It would have to be one of me close friends that moved out of state, but even that would be hard.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Probably the second, cause it wouldn't bother me then, but thinking about it now freaks me out.

46. What size is your bed? Twin

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Zombies

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Oral sex. Dude I eat cheese all the time, I've never had Oral. XD

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? For me and my mom to finally become financially stable.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Marriage is a legal bond between two people.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Fences.

53. Does size matter? *shrugs* I don't really know.

54. Do you have any STDs? Nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? I'm a virgin, so um...
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Virgin....

57. What’s your favorite position? Viiiiirgin.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Term free would be like, you did NOTHING to get it. You can get "free gifts" when you buy stuff, but a term free is just given... actually I have no clue, but that sounds right doesn't it?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Hahahaha no.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Viiiirgin

61. How often do you masturbate? Randomly throughout the week.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No more than hair tickles your head.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 16 years. XD

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? No haha.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? No

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Haven't really applied for anything weird.
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? 10k... hmmm it's tempting.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? "your" "you're" "Their" "there" "they're"

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Dude, cover your mouth. D:

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I would have more fun.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Sometimes.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? HAHAHA! All the time!

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Well I got a ticket for going 55 in a 35, but I use to go 70 in a 35.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? adjust my bra

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Does anime count... cause if so, Sebastian from Black Butler. XD

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Cleaning my room I think.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Boat seats.... I do upholstery, and they are GROSS!

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Well I don't see why not.

81. What was your nickname in high school? Blooooooooooo (pronounced Bluuuuuuuuue

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I haven't seen a movie that really depicts my life at all.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? My dad dying.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? How we have this ability to come together in hard times. And how we can be so closed minded and hate people just for being them.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? When I was LITTLE, and from Birmingham to Chicago.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Roll back over and go to sleep.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? England.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because if they don't get there in time it's free.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Not really. I'm a pushover.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Wait... people don't NORMALLY do that? D:

91. What is your favorite drink? Milo's Sweet Tea.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? God knows what.

93. What is the last book you read? "The Good, The Bad, and the Undead"

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 2 Million

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? I would probably deny it.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Tales of a typical fat girl.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? sarcastic, loud, funny

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. The lady in pink. She was overly happy, but a bitch at the same time. -_-

99. What is your greatest weakness? Being a pushover.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Zero Degrees.

[big_ben]

1. What's your bday? Feb 19 1991

2. How many children do you want to have? None. My parents were amazing but I lollipopped my life pretty good. Imagine what terrors my own kid would go through?!

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) N/A

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? N/A

5. Any pets? Yes

6. If yes, what kind? Siberian Husky

7. What is your dream vehicle? An old '60s Chevelle. Black base with custom medium dark green stripes and black and green leather interior.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Greece. And be a tourist!

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? The eyes. They show all emotions and thoughts if you can read them.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Books. What better way to escape my reality?

11. Describe your perfect date? Talki g to the person all night, on the beaches of Priest Lake.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? To serve this young friend of mine.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My weight, personality and sense of humor.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. 5'5" or taller. brown hair to mid back with natural blond highlights. Brown eyes. Good teeth from braces. Caucasian. Around 115 lbs. Yea, I there is already a perfect woman for me.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Fun to watch from a distance.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No, it would be scary and tragic.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Nope
19. If yes what animal? N/A
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Umm..the first as long as the 20 people are girls.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Quickly?

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Probably when the Spartans were thriving and train as a Spartan.

24. Do you like chocolate? Not really.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Cause it wasn't big when they came up with the name?



26. What's your dream life? Don't have one. Real life keeps me too busy.

27. What scares you the most and why? Dieing alone. Because to die alone means you truly lived alone.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Color, sound and touch.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? A woman's hair. It is the epitome of sultry.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? False sense of propriety?

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Nope
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A
33. If so, which ones? N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? My job, physically. And breaking up with my first real girlfriend.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Making my dad cry and then making I'm do it again.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Make better decisions.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My older sister.
38. Who's the worst? My moms sister.

39. What are you most jealous of? Confidence

40. Are you OCD about anything? I think I'm developing a few.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Cry of course.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Sure. They need to know how to crash better than anyone else.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Masturbation

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? I can't give her name out without her consent, sorry.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Relocated. It'd probably make a lot of people in my past happy.

46. What size is your bed? California Queen.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To keep crazies from trying to open it.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Well, I'm slightly lactose intolerant so, decision is made for me already?

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To forget and never recall.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love. Lust lasts just as long as the hot water does.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. The understanding and cooperation of two individuals in making a, hopefully, better unified life.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Goats?

53. Does size matter? Im sure it does to some people.

54. Do you have any STDs? Nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? N/A
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? N/A

57. What’s your favorite position? Sleeping?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? I believe you answered your own question: Supposed to be.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) N/A

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? N/A

61. How often do you masturbate? At least once a day.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Probably. Why do you think birds pull them out sometimes?

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? A few years.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Nope

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Nope

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Uhh...McDonalds?
67. Did you get it? Yea..

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Pfft no. I'd probably be shanked since not o ly do I not have a good body but I also can't dance...

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Asking questions to which you can easily find out the answer yourself, or that you already know the answer to.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Nothing...I don't do that for people now...

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Nothing. They were pretty cool. Not the greatest but not the worst.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? If there's good music playing.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Everyday. I always drive at least 5 over.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Idk, like 40 over?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Cry.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Babs the Bunny. She's fierce with a flirtatious side.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Lying.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Plastics. Yes, I am talking about people.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? No, why would you be able to? The sense do not always directly correlate with each other.

81. What was your nickname in high school? Ben...lol

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Bubble Boy. For every reason that just popped into your head.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Seeng my dad cry over a serious mistake I made.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Our compacting for love without prejudice. The fact that the first is hardly ever fully realized.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? No clue. But probably to Washington State.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Try to find a reason to go back to sleep.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Ireland

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Not where I love, dang Pizza Hut...

89. Do you think you are selfish? Without a doubt.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because in this narrow minded age, such a gesture could only mean something vulgar instead of an innocent query.

91. What is your favorite drink? Dr Pepper and a Colorado Bulldog

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Beer and orange juice

93. What is the last book you read? MasterHarper of Pern

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 2.4?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Afraid I dot quite understand. But, seeing as I live in Roswell, NM (google it) I can definitively say, they would never make such an offer.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? How Not To Live Your Life

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Impulsive, gullible, romantic.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Never really had one. All mine have been pretty chill. My dad is probably the worst but only because we both know how to irritate the heck out of each other.

99. What is your greatest weakness? An almost compulsive need to please the ones I love in any way I can.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? My lanta, I'm shivering just thinking about it! 110 is where I like it, please.

[LikeItRoughBaby]

1. What's your bday? December 15th!

2. How many children do you want to have? 1 or 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) a boy would be: Ryder skye (Yes, it's a bit... out there.) and the girl would be Molly blaire

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 25-30

5. Any pets? Not at the moment

6. If yes, what kind? N/A

7. What is your dream vehicle? An old convertable in ligh blue baby <3

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Bora Bora- relax <3

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes, they tell stories like no other part of the body can :$

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Boyfriend (to love), Phone (But no signal!), tent, a fully loaded solar powered kindle (book reader thing) and my best friend!

11. Describe your perfect date? My boyfriend and I to go to the beach, spend the day there...come home, cuddle, sex and sleep.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Fantasy rape

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Change my boob size, my shyness, my acne (even though I have good skin)

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Tall and funny, be able to hold me sweetly, but he must have a kinky side too. Long brown ahir and any colour eyes. A smile that just makes me melt. knows how to give me the independance, but also love that I want.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Hot, but embarassing.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Um I don't believe so

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No

19. If yes what animal?

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?me participating with the 50 with my friend

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? I would buy a lot of electronics and a house and anything i wanted...ohand a house for my mom and to pay all her bills, pay for my families schooling too.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Go back to when my grandparents died and say how uch i loved them

24. Do you like chocolate? MMMMM <3

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because micro sounds cuter

26. What's your dream life? Having my doctorate degree in phycology, opening my own place, making good money. Going home to my husband, who is also my best frined <3

27. What scares you the most and why? I am scared of never being good enough, because I dont want to let anyone down.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? I love the quietness of early mornings, rainbows and how everyhting interacts with eachother so naturally.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? arms because they hold me close and tight.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Hm I'm not sure!

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no but heard about it

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? nope

33. If so, which ones? Idk...

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Emotionally letting go of people who have died in my family in the past. physically I have no clue.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not taking enough risk and not enjoying everything while it was there

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Live life!

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My mother <3

38. Who's the worst? No one <3

39. What are you most jealous of? My bestfriend, her and her boyfriend are planning on living together once highschools done...and mine? he's moving halfway across the country.

40. Are you OCD about anything? My room being clean before I sleep.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? I would be in tears for years, they mean way too mcuh to me <3

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Nail biting

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? I dont knoe.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? phone calls and email

46. What size is your bed? double.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? because they dont want too much bugs etc in the coffin.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to be able to provide for my family and friends

50. What is more important - lust or love? both...can't have one without the other in a relationship

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Making a commitment to not give up on who you are with even when they piss you right off and sticking through.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? people of course!

53. Does size matter? As long as its decent...than no.

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Teasing

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? deepthroating, but we're working on it.

57. What’s your favorite position? Cowgirl! I love riding.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? free without obligation

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Hmmm not sure

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? we ALMOST had sex in a hospital washroom, but that doesn't count.

61. How often do you masturbate? every other day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no skin tickles birds

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a week?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes but deleted right away

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?no where odd

67. Did you get it? NA

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People who walk slow and speak without thinking

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? i bless you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Nothing, I love y highschool life!

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? never

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?NA

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Pull out a wedgie cause those suck!

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Uh... idk :$

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Comming home late!

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? people being rude to people they do not know.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? depends on how awesome you are

81. What was your nickname in high school? Allie.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? The lucky one, im lucky to have the life I ahve.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? My parents

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? The ignorance and intolerance people have is what I hate. I love when people have the ability to just click and connect, its rare.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? I was like 5 months old, barbados

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? tie my hair in a ponytail and go wash my face.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? USA

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because too many issues with ambulances...pizza is what everyone needs.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Not really

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because they would look stupid

91. What is your favorite drink? Ice cappichinos!

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Nothing, we have barley any food right now! Apples.

93. What is the last book you read? The hunger games.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Don't know or care as I'm not American

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Queen empress of the little ones

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? perfectly imperfect.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Humble, loud, polite

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Never had a bad boss

99. What is your greatest weakness? my boyfriend

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? -2 LOL

[DirtyDarez]

1. What's your bday? 10 August

2. How many children do you want to have? 3

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Stephen and Jayden

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 25

5. Any pets? Dog

6. If yes, what kind? ^

7. What is your dream vehicle? BMW

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? China and Dunno

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes, They're Interesting.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? A Book, TV, DVD Player, And 2 DVD's

11. Describe your perfect date? Back of a Cinema

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Rape

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Name, Dick Size and Where I Live.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Cute

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? I Don't Mind It

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Ye

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No Haha

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? I Dunno Dog maybe.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Myself and Best Friend.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? I'm Not Sure If That's A Lot In Euro But If It Was Then, Car, House, Stuff Like That

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 60's, smoke weed a lot haha

24. Do you like chocolate? Nahh

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? I don't Know :L



26. What's your dream life? Not This One Anyway.

27. What scares you the most and why? Fear itself cuz that's usually worse then anything else.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Seas/Mountains and The Sky.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Easier to be seen naked then stripping naked I'd imagine.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Nope.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically and Emotionally was trying to get my brother out of the house one night, long story.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Being a cheeky bastard and not sucking my friend when I had the chance.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Not be a cheeky bastard and suck him off :L

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My Cousin.
38. Who's the worst? My Auntie

39. What are you most jealous of? People who seem to have a great life.

40. Are you OCD about anything? the volume on the tele lol

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Be in bits.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? What? lol

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Smoking

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? David

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? The first one.

46. What size is your bed? Double

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? So if animals manage to dig their way down they can't open it.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese lol

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? Live somewhere else

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. A written bond lol

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? People

53. Does size matter? Nope.

54. Do you have any STDs? Nope.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Not Sure lol
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Not Sure either lol

57. What’s your favorite position? Doggy

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Dunno

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Ye haha

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Cinema lol

61. How often do you masturbate? Daily

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No :L

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 12 years lol

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yeah ha

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yeah

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Dunno, none to weird
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yeah

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Spiting

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? :L Dunno

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Everything.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Yep

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Yep

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Only about 20 km/h

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Play with myself lol

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Johnny Bravo, he's fit haha

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Lighting Fires lol

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Farts lol

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? They already found it lol

81. What was your nickname in high school? JJ, still the same :P

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Dunno lol

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Long Story lol

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Love that some are really decent, Hate that a lot are cunts.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? When I was about 6, to england ha

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Open my eyes?

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Canada

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? not here you don't.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Some people

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Haha I don't No.

91. What is your favorite drink? Heinekin

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Food and Drink

93. What is the last book you read? The Wrong Boy

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Haven't a clue.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Don't get it :P

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Fucked lol

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Kind, Angry, Loud.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Haven't had a really bad one yet.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Family.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Still 0

[bbcasper15]

1. What's your bday? May 16

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Craig Casper Jr., Natalie

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 26

5. Any pets? 2

6. If yes, what kind? cat dog

7. What is your dream vehicle? Bugatti Veyron

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? autobon

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes prettiest.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? dont know hope it never happens

11. Describe your perfect date? sexy and understanding like my girlfriend

12. What is your darkest fantasy? to be gangbanged for months after being kidnapped and sold to slavery

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? nothing ime happy

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. understanding

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? love it

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? love it

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? yes but no

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beastiality? yes
19. If yes what animal? horse
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? 50 person myself

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? no

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? to sparta about 300 bce

24. Do you like chocolate? yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? just isnt



26. What's your dream life? fuck a bitch a day on a bed made of 100 dolar bills

27. What scares you the most and why? nothing

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? boobs pussy and mountians

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? ass it just ripe on every skinny bitch

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? dont know dont care

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? no
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? bury my dad

35. What are your two biggest regrets? fucking my brothers wife and liein in court
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? no

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? brother #2
38. Who's the worst? brother #1

39. What are you most jealous of? my bros wife

40. Are you OCD about anything? no

41. What would you do if your best friend died? cry

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? yes

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? anal sex it hurts sometimes

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? girlfriend

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? amnesia

46. What size is your bed? king

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? for no escapes

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? money

50. What is more important - lust or love? lust

51. Define marriage in a sentence. a chain and ball to fuck one bitch only

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? stars when they get knocked out

53. Does size matter? hell yea

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?anal giving
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? anal recieving

57. What’s your favorite position? doogy

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? cAnt and yes

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? trash can at burger king

61. How often do you masturbate? daily

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no because facein wrong way

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 1 month 16days

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? pole dancer
67. Did you get it? no

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? ball and chain bitches

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? less you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? be quarterback instead running

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? yes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? always except in front police

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 100

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? steal a car

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? daisy becasue she a mouse who doesn't skweel

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? watching porn when7

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? abuse

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no

81. What was your nickname in high school?suspence

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? living hell in the fast lane

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love differntiality hate racism

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 8 to washingon dc

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? piss

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? canada

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? becuase pizza men skinny ambulance men are so fat they have to be pushed in themselves

89. Do you think you are selfish?no

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? dont no

91. What is your favorite drink? captian morgan

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? beer and beans and burgers

93. What is the last book you read? world war 2

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 200 trillion give or take 600 billion

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? sex

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? living hell in the fastlane.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? fuckface snobby bitch

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. a fat bitch

99. What is your greatest weakness? seex addict

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0

[PerfectlyImperfect]

1. What's your bday? July 7th.

2. How many children do you want to have? 1 or 2, 3 or 4, depends how the first couple do.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Names that carries on my ancestors

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 25-30

5. Any pets? 1

6. If yes, what kind? dog

7. What is your dream vehicle? One that never breaks down.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Holland, to see an old friend.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes they have a telling.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? An ipod that is solar powered. A spear, A 1ft square of pure potassium. 1k ft of rope. and.. a dagger aprox. 10 inches long.

11. Describe your perfect date? sexy, openminded, funny, deep.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? to be forced to be a girl by girls and used as their toy.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? nothing I am who I am.

14. Describe your perfect woman? understanding, openminded, kinky, outgoing, innocent or at least acting so.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? It's alright, a bit embarrassing though.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? a couple times.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? I don't think so.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beastiality? no
19. If yes what animal? no
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? I would accept death.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? if it was with women I would do it, if not I would pain painstakingly watch.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? In ways to benefit my family, then use to go see all my friends and enjoy life.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I would go back to 2000, and tell myself so many things not to do, and a couple to do more.

24. Do you like chocolate? yes, dark is the best.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Don't ask me.

26. What's your dream life? fuck a different girl everyday until I die.

27. What scares you the most and why? losing my mind while on drugs. mainly b/c there's a chance I can't come back.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? the sun, nature, and the human mind.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? the brain for sure.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? common curtisy

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? I have heard of it, never seen
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? perhaps if I had to.
33. If so, which ones? eating bugs and animals wouldn't be bad. like lizards and stuff to. it's said they have good nutrients.

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? be fearless going to prison, (physically ah, control my emotions to an extreme)

35. What are your two biggest regrets? not spending enough time with my mother before her passing and going to prison for blowing up abandon houses.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? instantly.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? I would say my Sister.
38. Who's the worst? Myself, or My cousins. (my brother's and sister's are saint-ish)

39. What are you most jealous of? Losing girls to friends.

40. Are you OCD about anything? people who leave unnecessary lights on.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? if it was natural I would cry if it was murder, I would return the favor.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no but I could make some.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? biting my finger nails. such a horrible habit.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Paul.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? amnesia

46. What size is your bed? um, larger then a single.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to keep you safe.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? oral sex

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? I wish my "needs" would become reality.

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Being in love with one or two women your entire life.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? The stars.

53. Does size matter? a little bit.

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? using my mouth to please.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? ass to mouth.

57. What’s your favorite position? missionary.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? um , yes

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Public Rest Room

61. How often do you masturbate? daily

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no because facing wrong way.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a little less then three months.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? none
67. Did you get it? yes!

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? If it was a women's penitentiary hell yes, if not then no.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? people who say something then go against their word.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? bless you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? look for more drugs.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? always, cept in cities.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? um, 125 miles an hour. so. like 80 miles over the speed limit.
(now I have a faster car)

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? slap some girls butt,

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? no one, b/c I have never thought about it.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? When I was way younger, running away from home.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? abuse

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no

81. What was your nickname in high school? if anything, shorty.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? um, No Idea.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? 3 weeks after I turned 18 I went to prison. Says why somewhere above.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love: care. Hate: stereotyping.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? ah, 5 maybe, or 6, to Pennsylvania.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Masturbate if I have enough time.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Holland, with my Best Friend.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? b/c ambulances have more check lists.

89. Do you think you are selfish? not at all.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? lol, b/c it's not decent.

91. What is your favorite drink? Shroom tea.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? apple sauce, milk, lunch meats. (normal stuff)

93. What is the last book you read? Towers of Moonlight.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 2-3 billion.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? A billion dollars U.S. currency would be nice.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Haphazard lines.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Kind, Smart, Loyal.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had, A racist Black guy.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Dominate female.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? -0

[Rucati]

1. What's your bday? September 25th

2. How many children do you want to have? None, unless I fall in love with a girl that wants them.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Don't really care.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Whenever she requires it, I guess.

5. Any pets? Absolutely.

6. If yes, what kind? Dogs and cats, both if possible.

7. What is your dream vehicle? I really want a Bugatti, but more reasonably is a Lamborghini.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? I'd go on a cruise to Alaska.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes, I just think they stand out the most.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? I'd probably bring a handheld gaming system (PSP, DS, something) and 4 of the longest games available, just to keep me entertained as long as possible.

11. Describe your perfect date? I'd love to go out to dinner and talk, then maybe go for a walk, or just go back to my place and play pool or whatever she's into.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? I don't really know, I try not to fantasize too much, just ends up with me being depressed heh.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My teeth, wish they were straighter, or I wish I had a diamond grill like Lil Wayne. My voice, it bothers me when I hear myself in videos or something cause I really hate the way my voice sounds. And I wish I could be more realistic in my ultimate goals in life.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Hmm, perfect woman would be someone short (5'1 or under), that's relatively thin too. Then just needs to be fun, exciting, talkative, with a good sense of humor. Oh, and being into sports and video games would be fantastic too, cause they're kind of my biggest hobbies.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Not really my thing, at least, I don't think, never tried it and I never would unless a certain girl wanted to.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No, can't say that I have. Or that I want to.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No, not technically.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No.
19. If yes what animal? Wouldn't.
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? I wouldn't, under any circumstances. Would rather kill myself.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Umm, that's tough. I care about my best friend a lot, but she's also banging hot, so I'd probably just watch her.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Isn't that only like $60,000? I'd probably upgrade my computer a bit, buy a new mouse/keyboard, and bank the rest to save for paying for rent or food or whatever.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I'd probably grab an assault rifle and go back to Roman times and take over. They couldn't exactly stop me if I can just shoot them to death while they run at me with swords.

24. Do you like chocolate? No, I really don't.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? It started out small. =)

26. What's your dream life? I can't really answer this, right now I'm working on trying to get my youtube channel growing, and if it does I guess my dream is to join up with The Game Station, move out to LA and work for them there. Would be pretty fantastic.

27. What scares you the most and why? Probably something happening to my parents, I don't really have anyone else in my life and really need them in it right now.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Rainbows (duh), thunder storms, and stars.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Umm, probably hands because they're the most needed part? haha. I don't really know.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Because they don't want to be *too* creepy.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? Haha absolutely not, most of those things are like 1/10th my body weight.
33. If so, which ones? N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically would be pushing cars around at the place I used to work, obviously they were in neutral, but those things are heavy anyway. Emotionally it was definitely deciding I needed to stop talking to someone who at the time was my best friend, but was also hurting me a lot, even though it wasn't her fault.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Probably not going to college, and ruining a possible relationship with a really great girl.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I'd just go to college probably, and I'd definitely act differently with that girl and choose different words with her.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My mom and dad, they're pretty much tied.
38. Who's the worst? Probably my uncle cause he's kind of a drug addict.

39. What are you most jealous of? Probably anyone that's rich, it would kind of fix every single problem I've ever had.

40. Are you OCD about anything? Yeah quite a few things actually, anything that isn't symmetrical really bothers me heh.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? I'd be sad, but I'm really not that close with anyone, I'd probably get over it pretty fast to be honest.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Nope.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Biting my nails probably, I hate that I do it anyway.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? As I said, I don't really have that many close friends, and I'd be down with giving any of them up pretty much.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? I'd probably rather amnesia, honestly, just cause it would make me forget everything I've fucked up heh.

46. What size is your bed? Queen.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To make the bodies harder to steal.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Oral sex. I eat pasta like 5 days a week, and you need cheese with pasta.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? Money, massive amounts of money. Nothing money can't fix.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. A relatively massive, and expensive, mistake.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? The surrounding sheep, most likely.

53. Does size matter? In what way? I like big televisions, but I don't really care about the size of girls. Unless they're like obese, I'm not too fond of fat chicks heh.

54. Do you have any STDs? No, I do not.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Probably using my tongue.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Probably using my hands.

57. What’s your favorite position? Whatever makes the girl the happiest, to be honest.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? It sounds better if people say "free" gift. Just like it sounds better if things cost $9.99 instead of $10.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Nope.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Ummm, my bed? heh.

61. How often do you masturbate? Not that often, few times a week.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Nope, birds have a different type of skin.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Like a week or so. Don't really keep count.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Nope.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Nope.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Never applied for a job, every job I've gotten has kinda fallen into my lap.
67. Did you get it? N/A.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Nah probably not.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Scraping metal against metal, like if you're trying to get pasta out of a metal pan while using a metal spoon.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Nope.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Satan wins?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Would probably have tried a bit harder.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Occasionally, either that or I just think. If I do sing it's super quiet.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Almost every time I drive, but only by like 5 mph usually.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 25 mph on the highway.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Depends where I was, but I can't really think of anything.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Probably Sam from Totally Spies (yeah, random eh?) cause she's super smart and a red head heh.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Umm, I never really got in trouble, I guess just using profanity in school but the teachers didn't care that much really.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Nothing *truly* disgusts me, but that movie human centipede was kinda messed up.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Of course you can, but it varies, whereas the other two are constants.

81. What was your nickname in high school? I never had a nickname, my real name is too short heh.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Lost in Translation. Because everything I try to do ends up having the wrong outcome.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Probably my entire junior year of high school, and all the people I got close to.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? I love how stupid they are, and I hate how stupid they are. If the stupidity doesn't effect me I get to laugh at it, if it does effect me I get insanely pissed off.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? I went to Florida when I was like 6, so then.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Drink water, right away.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Probably Canada.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Pizza is far more important.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Absolutely.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because that would be awkward.

91. What is your favorite drink? Pepsi.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Pepsi, water, and Ring Dings.

93. What is the last book you read? Mogworld by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. It was phenomenal.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? If you count gas stations that are also convenient stores (like 7-11 and such) you're probably looking at around 200-300 thousand. If you're looking at just gas stations probably as low as 50,000.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? I'd probably want to be king, that'd be pretty sweet.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All Repair.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Really, really, lazy.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Never really had a bad boss, as I said all the jobs I got fell in my lap, so the bosses generally wanted me to be there and were all pretty chill really.

99. What is your greatest weakness? My selfishness, I usually hurt other people a lot cause I only care about myself.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Depends, if it's zero degrees Celsius or zero degrees Fahrenheit, or zero degrees Kelvin, I suppose.



Anyway this was a lot of fun, enjoyed these 100 questions.

[Angel -Twink-]

1. What's your bday?

April 23rd

2. How many children do you want to have?

1-3 They'd be adopted though

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

I dunno. I'd probably name one Sloan.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

Whenever I get married

5. Any pets?

Yep

6. If yes, what kind?

A dawgy

7. What is your dream vehicle?

A motorcycle

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?

Australia, and probably find some gay Australian guy, and play with kangaroos.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?

The eyes, they're smexy

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

1. My brother. We're twins, and it'd kill me to be away from him, and he's entertaining. Now I'm not alone :P
2. My dog. He's adorable, and could make a great pillow
3. A big bed. Beds are better than sand
4. A large tent / cover thing to go over the bed, so it doesn't rain on me.
5. A soccer ball. Can't be bored when you have a soccer ball.

11. Describe your perfect date?

Don't really have one

12. What is your darkest fantasy?

Don't really have one of these either xD I guess a big fantasy is being tied up and continuously fucked (with a combo of toys and people) for a long period of time (6 hours to a few days)

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?

I don't have really anything I wanna change, but I might have to say these:
1. Gimme larger legs. I got tiny ass legs
2. I'd get rid of all my ankle problems
3. Don't have a number 3.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.

Mmmm. He's gotta be strong, but I don't want him to have scary ass muscles like a body builder. Blonde, or black hair, with chiseled features. Medium sized dick, like atleast 7.5 inches. They have to be compassionate, but at the same time a firm Dominant. And they have to love cuddles. :P

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?

I love when a guy gives me a rim job, but I honestly hate giving them, or having anything that was in my ass in my mouth, but as a sub, both seem to happen often.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?

A few times

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?

Only if one of the personalities disagrees.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?

Possibly. Honestly, I think it'd be fun, but I don't want to hurt myself.

19. If yes what animal?

A dog. Everything else is too big.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?

The 2nd option :P I love being gangbanged, even by 50 people.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?

Since that's only like 63,000$ I'd have to say I'd use it or college

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?

I'd go to miedeval times and become a slave. Hopefully a sex one with that

24. Do you like chocolate?

Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?

Microsoft has self confidence issues and thinks its still small

26. What's your dream life?

Don't really have one

27. What scares you the most and why?

Being betrayed, cause I'm naive

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?

1. trees
2. Animals
3. The way bannanas fit perfectly in my hand

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

The eyes still. They say so much.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?

Just I case you're wearing something embarrassing

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?

No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

Physically? Dunno.
Emotionally? Move from home when I was 16 because my dad didn't like the fact I was gay. It crushed my mom.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?

1. Agreeing to give one guy pictures, he ended up sending them to like, the majority if the people I know.
2. Don't have a bug 2nd one

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?

Avoid the guy completely

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?

My twin, Kaiden

38. Who's the worst?

My Dad

39. What are you most jealous of?

No one

40. Are you OCD about anything?

Food/cooking. It's gotta look good for me to eat it, so I cook the majority of my meals

41. What would you do if your best friend died?

I have no idea

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?

No idea

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?

Cracking my fingers

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?

My friend Maddie

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?

Isolation. I don't wanna forget my brother

46. What size is your bed?

King

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?

So zombies don't rise

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?

Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?

For my mom to get better

50. What is more important - lust or love?

Love. But I lust a lot

51. Define marriage in a sentence.

Joining of two lovers

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?

Sheep can't count

53. Does size matter?

Somewhat. I'd prefer a Dom to have a Cock bigger than 5 inches

54. Do you have any STDs?

Ew no. I'm careful.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?

Blowjobs

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?

Fucking someone

57. What’s your favorite position?

Doggy

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?

Is ths a trick Question?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)

I wish

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

At the park

61. How often do you masturbate?

Once every 2 days or so

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

Yes.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?

3 weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?

Hell no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?

Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?

Haven't applied fir weird jobs

67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?

Yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

Well, I have a lot. But the 2 that bother me the most in here is when a dom tlks lik tis n orders me round lik tis. It's a turn off. And when they ask fir pictures, or something in my limits

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?

Yeppers

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

You're not real

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

Nothing

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?

Yes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

Most if he time

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

20 over

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

Nothing o.o

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

Pop eye. I bet he has a big dick.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?

Rough housing with my brother

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?

Eating anything that has been in someone's ass

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

Yes

81. What was your nickname in high school?

Twink

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

I don't know movies :P

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

When my mom was diagnosed with CIDP

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?

Love- our intelligence
Hate- greed

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?

Never been on one

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

go back to sleep

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?

Australia

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

Huh?

89. Do you think you are selfish?

Yes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

You'd think they were horny.

91. What is your favorite drink?

Mountain Dew

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

Left overs

93. What is the last book you read?

Some gay novel

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

A lot

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

An alien gun

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

Angel: The mischievous twink

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?

Loving, naive, cute :P

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.

the homophob that didn't realize I was gay until a year if working for him

99. What is your greatest weakness?

Being naive

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

0

[Embii]

1. What's your bday?
A very special day where people give me free things :P

2. How many children do you want to have?
3

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Ishani Anita, Enya, and a boy but I don't know the name

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
30s

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
Cats :3

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Motorbike :O

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
India to visit family because I miss them.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes, windows to the sould, beautiful, etc etc.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Notebook(s) (one big one if possible, plain and lined pages)
Pencilcase with fineliners, pencils, rubbers, shaprner etc to draw and write because I can fill hours with writing and sketching
MP3 with unlimited battery and all my favorite songs and some movies because I can also kill hours listening to music.
Make-up kit because I like making myself look nice even if there's no one to see
unlimited battery camera (with video) to record stuff, take photos, (another hobby).

11. Describe your perfect date?
Something cute and different like going to ikea and picking out furniture for our dream house and eating meatballs or going out on a lake in a boat and drinking fake champagne and falling asleep under the stars.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
idk being controlled completely but i'd hate it in rl

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Slimmer, more confident, more sociable

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
I could go on forever but nice, understanding, nice eyes, slim-/skinny/toned, tall, caring, popular, funny, good taste in fashion, strong, older than me, so much more omg

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Ew.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Ew. (No.)

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No

19. If yes what animal?
N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
eww ummm dog? idk

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Probably the second one? idk

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Fancy photography equipment, a moped, an apartment, i don't know

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I'd meet my grandmother before she passed away (early 1990s)

24. Do you like chocolate?
Who doesn't?

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because the micro bit is after micro-computers and macro-computers aren't impressive, smaller computers are more impressive

26. What's your dream life?
Money, fame, but not too much fame, popularity etc.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Letting people down because I'm not the one getting hurt

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
The sky, landscapes, animals (vague I know but I can't choose)

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Brain because it is fucking clever (like the way it works)

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
To give you a false sense that you are less embarassed than you are

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
Yes

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
No, I don't eat much

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically probably the 12 min run or 1500 in pe. emotionally pretend to be okay for the sake of my family

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Letting people in and being insensitive.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Hid my secrets and not always try and be funny.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My mum <3

38. Who's the worst?
My dad.

39. What are you most jealous of?
Relationships.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Socks, cutlery, grammar, lots of things.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Be sad but get over it.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
It takes more than a crash course to beocme a pilot.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Snacking

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
The friend I'm slowly getting more distant from.


45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
The second one, because there aren;t that many people I'd miss.

46. What size is your bed?
Single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So it doesn;t slide off. Also peopel used to believe the dead would come back to life.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Oral sex because you can;t miss what you've never had.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
Perfect body. Forever.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.

Overpriced.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Cows.

53. Does size matter?
yes

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
No idea.


56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Everything :L

57. What’s your favorite position?
The vrigin. You lie on your back with your legs closed.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Better advertising

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
The aforementioned virgin

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Virgin

61. How often do you masturbate?
Like never, very rarely :L

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
They don;t tickled me, so I doubt it

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
13 years

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
No

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Never had one


67. Did you get it?
N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
If it were pounds and it was just stripping, sure

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Peeps who tlk lyk dis tho innit xxxxxxxx <3 <3 <3 xx

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Holy shit I'm talking to God.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Still in them so

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
I sing in the shwoer if I'm home alone

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

Can't drive, but pretty much every time my parenst take the car out.


75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
102 mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Sing (I'm replacing looking with listening)

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Batman. Because Batman.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Cutting my mum's neckalce.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Vomit.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
It has no speed. That's stupid.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
My best friend calls me egg

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Despicable me.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
March 2010

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Our undeniable want to be nice to each other, and our undeniable greed.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
When my mum was pregnant with me, to Barbados.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Pee

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Britain. I like it here.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
More pizza places than hospitals.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Everyone is.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
I don;t pint at my wrist, so I wouldn't know

91. What is your favorite drink?
Tea


92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Leftovers, cheese, bacon, beer, vodka, lettuce, ham, mayo, barbecue sauce, milk, idk what else

93. What is the last book you read?
Eats, Shoots and Leaves

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Too many

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I would use my desire to keep my life, so yeah, sure

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

Remember me


97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Contradiction, enigma, unique

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
I'll do teacher instead. She refuses to amdit she's wrong, insults oru class, frogets abotu people she's sent outside, refuse to acknowledge the existence of the Oxford comma, tried to teach my mum GCSE english and is generally a terrible person.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Beign a perfectionist and caring too much. No, really.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
64 degrees F

[zazpez]

1. What's your bday? September 1

2. How many children do you want to have? 1

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) No Idea

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? When it's the right time

5. Any pets? 1

6. If yes, what kind? cat

7. What is your dream vehicle? Nissan Skyline

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? A pornstars appartment (Why? Self explained)

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes. Just because!

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? PC (Without internet), one huge extension cord to connect the PC, 2 sex toys, cat!

11. Describe your perfect date? Don't know it

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Being taken hard.. while tied really hard

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Weight, and don't know.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. One who understands me and are willing to accept me as who I am (I am willing to change a little, but not on all areas)

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? No thanks

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? yes

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beastiality? No
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? 50 person myself

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Invest, and buy a skyline!

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? when I'm older, when I'm rich!

24. Do you like chocolate? yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? It's a bug, like all their OS'es



26. What's your dream life? Being a fuckslave, rich and shit! ;P

27. What scares you the most and why? Politicians, they are scary!

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Girls, Girls, Girls

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Ass. So round and smooth

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? No idea

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Don't know

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not being able to "do it" with a girl
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Take viagra!

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Mother
38. Who's the worst? None? ;P

39. What are you most jealous of? Boys with sexy girls

40. Are you OCD about anything? no

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Don't know.. Cried

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Drinking Soda

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Best friend

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? amnesia

46. What size is your bed? double

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? for no escapes

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? money

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Marriage is a commitment

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Grass straws

53. Does size matter? Yes.. Unfortunatley

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Masturbating
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Last entire session

57. What’s your favorite position? Doggy

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Yes

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? In my bed!

61. How often do you masturbate? daily

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Probably

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 1 Month

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? None! ;P
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? ball and chain

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Now I know why they bless you.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Drop out sooner

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Lots of times

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 200 kmt

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Take all the money I can see

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? No idea

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Not doing homework

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? n00bs

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no

81. What was your nickname in high school? zazpez

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love the intimacy, hate the corrupted community

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 6 or 7 to bulgaria

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? piss

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? sweeden

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? They've been here so many times before, they know their way around! :P

89. Do you think you are selfish?no

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? lol

91. What is your favorite drink? dno

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? soda

93. What is the last book you read? dont know

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 400,000

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? the ability to go back

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? The smart guy

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Nerd, supernerd, giganerd

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Retarded guy who hang me out on the internet

99. What is your greatest weakness? sex

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0