Corrupt A Wish. - Page 5

moxie · 01-18-2010, 11:44 AM

You get your wish, but there is a minor mix up and you get 20 degrees kelvin.

I want a new umbrella.

Orichal · 01-18-2010, 11:46 AM

granted...but it has holes in! GUTTED!

I wish I had a pet golden retriever...which was lovely and loved me, and never bit me ever!

Teeks · 01-18-2010, 11:51 AM

Your wish has been granted. But it was a femal and she had lots of puppies so now you're stuck with 20 puppies you haven't had the heart to give and they pee and poop everywhere, and you spend your day cleaning after them =p

I wish I was intelligent enough I wouldn't need to revise!

Orichal · 01-18-2010, 11:52 AM

I DON'T MIND THAT!!! besides I just put newspaper down XD

Granted!...but now you have leprosy XD

I wish I was the best drummer in the world

Spanked · 01-18-2010, 11:53 AM

You are paralyzed after an accident.

I wish that I could do the dirty with David Tennant.

Orichal · 01-18-2010, 11:54 AM

granted...but he shoves his screwdriver so far in your ass you die

I wish I could do anything i wanted!

moxie · 01-18-2010, 11:54 AM

You are the best drummer in the world, but drums have been banned.

I want a phD.

BoatBunny · 01-18-2010, 11:54 AM

Wish granted, but you just hit your head and lost your memory....

I wish I could skipper the first all girl Americas Cup Team..

Demon Thief · 01-19-2010, 08:43 PM

Granted, but your team loses every event.

I wish for a wish to wish away all the wishing that has been going on around here.

MetalGreek · 01-19-2010, 09:22 PM

Your wish is granted but a genie got pissed off at you and eats your soul

I wish for a way to always get A+'s in all my classes and actually learn the stuff as well without studying or anything, and only i could use it.

Enigma · 01-19-2010, 09:54 PM

You are turned into a 4th grader, the only student in the class, and at the end of every day your memories are erased, and it's just the same day repeating over and over and over and over again.

I wish for the same type of immortality that Garlic Jr had when he first was granted his wish and that this wish will not backfire on me in any way, shape, form, etc.

(I think I just pissed a lot of people off with that one but technically it's still one wish just a run-on sentence)

Iuse_n_Abuse · 01-19-2010, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enigma

You are turned into a 4th grader, the only student in the class, and at the end of every day your memories are erased, and it's just the same day repeating over and over and over and over again.

I wish for the same type of immortality that Garlic Jr had when he first was granted his wish and that this wish will not backfire on me in any way, shape, form, etc.

(I think I just pissed a lot of people off with that one but technically it's still one wish just a run-on sentence)

The wish works perfectly but your timing sucks, nuclear war happens the next day and you remain the only living thing on planet earth for the rest of time

moxie · 01-19-2010, 11:38 PM

You wish nothing so nothing good happens, but you are fined $1,000,000 for failure to wish.

I want a dog.

Ohhforf · 01-20-2010, 05:53 AM

You've got a hotdog, enjoy!

I want an appartment that I can actually afford.

Billy123 · 01-20-2010, 06:22 AM

Granted

But it's infested with bed bugs and you have to share a bed with your gay roomate.

I wish I wasn't sick.

01-18-2010, 11:46 AM	#62
Orichal Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK Posts: 68	granted...but it has holes in! GUTTED! I wish I had a pet golden retriever...which was lovely and loved me, and never bit me ever! __________________ Likes - Pretty much anything that's not in my limits or dislikes :P Dislikes - Messy, Scat, Mild Pain, Limits - Extreme Pain, Family, Friends, Full Public, Permanent, Anything Illegal! Email Address - [email protected]

01-18-2010, 11:51 AM	#63
Teeks Distinguished Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: France Posts: 756	Your wish has been granted. But it was a femal and she had lots of puppies so now you're stuck with 20 puppies you haven't had the heart to give and they pee and poop everywhere, and you spend your day cleaning after them =p I wish I was intelligent enough I wouldn't need to revise! __________________ Anything you've ever wondered about Teeks? Ask there please 29 y.o \| Female \| Straight \| France (GMT+1)

01-18-2010, 11:52 AM	#64
Orichal Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK Posts: 68	I DON'T MIND THAT!!! besides I just put newspaper down XD Granted!...but now you have leprosy XD I wish I was the best drummer in the world __________________ Likes - Pretty much anything that's not in my limits or dislikes :P Dislikes - Messy, Scat, Mild Pain, Limits - Extreme Pain, Family, Friends, Full Public, Permanent, Anything Illegal! Email Address - [email protected]

01-18-2010, 11:54 AM	#66
Orichal Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK Posts: 68	granted...but he shoves his screwdriver so far in your ass you die I wish I could do anything i wanted! __________________ Likes - Pretty much anything that's not in my limits or dislikes :P Dislikes - Messy, Scat, Mild Pain, Limits - Extreme Pain, Family, Friends, Full Public, Permanent, Anything Illegal! Email Address - [email protected]

01-18-2010, 11:54 AM	#68
BoatBunny Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: UK and any position you want me in. Posts: 132 Blog Entries: 5	Wish granted, but you just hit your head and lost your memory.... I wish I could skipper the first all girl Americas Cup Team.. __________________ Number two Fluffy!

01-18-2010, 11:44 AM	#61
moxie Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,695	You get your wish, but there is a minor mix up and you get 20 degrees kelvin. I want a new umbrella.

01-18-2010, 11:53 AM	#65
Spanked Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: UK Posts: 178	You are paralyzed after an accident. I wish that I could do the dirty with David Tennant.

01-19-2010, 08:43 PM	#69
Demon Thief getDare Devil Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: In the US Posts: 1,013	Granted, but your team loses every event. I wish for a wish to wish away all the wishing that has been going on around here. __________________ "How many seconds in eternity?" And the shepherd's boy says, "this is a mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away then the first second of eternity will have passed." You must think that's a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird. 14 years on GetDare!

01-19-2010, 09:22 PM	#70
MetalGreek getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: East Coast in the Americas Posts: 469 Blog Entries: 71	Your wish is granted but a genie got pissed off at you and eats your soul I wish for a way to always get A+'s in all my classes and actually learn the stuff as well without studying or anything, and only i could use it. __________________ Hi there! ~フィリップ Spoiler: ~If being powerless is evil, is having power justice? Is revenge evil? Can friendship coexist with justice? Lelouch Vi Britannia WORSHIPS RACHIE

01-19-2010, 09:54 PM	#71
Enigma Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 13	You are turned into a 4th grader, the only student in the class, and at the end of every day your memories are erased, and it's just the same day repeating over and over and over and over again. I wish for the same type of immortality that Garlic Jr had when he first was granted his wish and that this wish will not backfire on me in any way, shape, form, etc. (I think I just pissed a lot of people off with that one but technically it's still one wish just a run-on sentence)

01-19-2010, 11:38 PM	#73
moxie Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,695	You wish nothing so nothing good happens, but you are fined $1,000,000 for failure to wish. I want a dog.

01-20-2010, 05:53 AM	#74
Ohhforf Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Somewhere in Denmark, gah! Posts: 158	You've got a hotdog, enjoy! I want an appartment that I can actually afford. __________________ I'm not the workout kind of person, okay?

01-20-2010, 06:22 AM	#75
Billy123 Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: USA Posts: 94	Granted But it's infested with bed bugs and you have to share a bed with your gay roomate. I wish I wasn't sick. __________________ Likes: Wedgies, ice, bathroom control, anything not in my limits Limits: Crossdressing, extreme pain, public, family,anal For every pm I get, I will give myself 30 squeaky cleans.