~ The Princess' AMA ~

[Princess.Ashley]

Originally Posted by AbusiveMaster

No, that will not be necessary. You posted an AMA, it is a fair and reasonable question. I think I am going to have to insist.

I'm pretty sure that I reserve the right to not answer questions though... Seeing as it's my AMA...

[AbusiveMaster]

And I am pretty sure you don't, seeing as it is my universe and you just live in it.

[Princess.Ashley]

That's new information to me. I thought that everyone lived in my universe since I'm the princess...

[AbusiveMaster]

Now you have new information, process it and act accordingly. You may begin by answering the question.

[Dman1212]

Your majesty, which do you prefer ice cream cake or regular birthday cake? I myself fancy ice cream cake....

[Princess.Ashley]

Originally Posted by Dman1212

Your majesty, which do you prefer ice cream cake or regular birthday cake? I myself fancy ice cream cake....

Pudding because I'm the princess and that's how I feel like answering.

[Princess.Ashley]

Originally Posted by AbusiveMaster

Now you have new information, process it and act accordingly. You may begin by answering the question.

Unfortunately I have forgotten the exact question I'll have to go back and answer it another time. Thank you for the concern you have expressed in the way I answer questions on my AMA.

[Dman1212]

All this talk of food is making me hungry. Are you hungry? What's your favorite restaurant?

[MasterMichaelNY]

Post taken down,

[AbusiveMaster]

Originally Posted by MasterMichaelNY

but first to get you into the mood, stand up, and drop the panties, and slap ass cheek 20 times each, then your inner upper thighs 10 times each and rub it in.

I am quoting this much for context, though I honestly can barely bear to re-read this drivel, let alone what comes after.

The first of many problems i have with this is that, had you bothered to read, this is an "ask me anything" thread, designed - odd as it may sound - for people to ask the poster "anything." It is not, again, the horror of the realisation may stagger, it is not "randomly give someone you dont know sexual orders."

Knowing getDare, there are multiple threads for this.

But that leads me neatly onto the "someone you dont know" aspect. While many users of this site identify as submissive, that does not make them generic doormats for self proclaimed Dominants with the manners of flatulent warthogs and the IQ of inebriated amoebae.

Which again segways into point three, I should be on radio with links like these. Your username suggests you are from New York. Which would make English your first language. Also, according to your profile, you are into writing. In this case there is little to no excuse for:

Originally Posted by MasterMichaelNY

6. When was the first time you fuck

Questions end with punctuation. The punctuation is helpfully named a "question mark." The clue is in the name. Also, sentences end in full stops, which Americans term periods. Further, the past tense of fuck is "fucked." The lack of punctuation continues throughout this sorry excuse for a post.

So, in summation. The evidence of your post suggests you have limited to no understanding of the concept of the thread. This lack is echoed by your utter lack of understanding of social ettiquette, and,indeed, is further highlighted by your many faux pas concerning the dynamics of D/s. Compound these failings with the literary grace of E.L. James...

Damn!

You write like her, and have the same understanding of BDSM... did YOU write 50 shades?

[TheBigDen]

What is the weirdest you have been asked to do?

[OriTheOwl]

How're you?

Favorite item of clothing?

Dream job?

Current favorite song?

[MasterMichaelNY]

I do apologize to Princess.Ashley. Post removed.

But if my written is in the same caliber of E. L. James, and also her knowledge, I wouldn't mind cashing in like she did. Also I'm going to leave my comments at that, since I don't want this to turn into a flame war on Princess.Ashley thread.

[Mr. White]

Do you own any pets? If not, is there any animal you want to have? Mythical or otherwise.

[Princess.Ashley]

Originally Posted by TheBigDen

What is the weirdest you have been asked to do?

I wouldn't call it weird, but one time this asshole told me not to cum for a week and instead I could do a bunch of edges. It was shit.