Getdare Castle (middle ages style RP ares) - Page 44

Blue Griffin · 06-25-2012, 05:14 PM

Well I was told to tell a joke, so instead of Pm-ing back and forward here is the joke:

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the
door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden.
It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the
phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon.
She calls up the place to check her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the
phone.
"Yes it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"
"Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly do."
"What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,
"Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your
saxophone last night!"

Hopefully this gets at least 5 chuckles...

ridecar2 · 06-25-2012, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadStar

Is walking around the castle today looking for something to do.

As you are bored, you may take part in some "professional development" by way of a 2 mile jog with icyhot on your pussy and wearing your minimal clothing (short skirt, bra, t-shirt and your training shoes.) You are to report back on your development.

sluttykittenz · 06-25-2012, 08:58 PM

I join as a servant, my job will be to be an anal whore (emphasis on enemas), pain slut, and edging/denial slut.

21geordie · 06-25-2012, 09:02 PM

I join as a slave, do with me as you please

sfinx · 06-26-2012, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitten

I'm sure there's a spot left free on the Queen Couch!

To show gratitude for my presence, the lot of you pencildicked boys will slap your little pecker 3 times everytime you visit the toilet today.
You will report back in the thread, and if you want to impress me (or rather, make me laugh) you will add your penis size as well.
All the sweet horny girls get to slap their pussies as well, and they can describe the pair of knickers they were wearing.

Thank you, my Queen. I had to go to the toilet 5 times and slapped my 6 and a half inch cock 3 times hard every time.

czkawka · 06-27-2012, 02:52 PM

I join as a servant - human toilet, diaper slave, cum whore

vexx666 · 06-27-2012, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitten

I'm sure there's a spot left free on the Queen Couch!

To show gratitude for my presence, the lot of you pencildicked boys will slap your little pecker 3 times everytime you visit the toilet today.
You will report back in the thread, and if you want to impress me (or rather, make me laugh) you will add your penis size as well.
All the sweet horny girls get to slap their pussies as well, and they can describe the pair of knickers they were wearing.

This silly slave slapped his 7 inch cut cock 3 times each time he went to the bathroom. This means he slapped it hard 12 times today and thanks the Queen for the pleasure

orangegongman · 06-27-2012, 09:48 PM

My great sorrows for not being as dedicated of a slave master as i would hope to be. Due to my lack of extra time, any one may pm me to audition for the role of assistant to the assistant trainer.

this person will have to be very physically fit, and also will need to be dedicated enough to do ALL the exercises they assign to the slaves, as i do.

Sincerely, Orangegongman

orangegongman · 06-28-2012, 10:11 PM

For the next 2 weeks, every day, all slaves must do at least 25 situps, 25 crunches, 25 pushups, and run at least a half mile at some time during the day.

xxxMichellexxx · 06-29-2012, 04:48 AM

Probably won't have much time to do this but w.e.

I'll join as a slave, do with me as you please.

szoro · 06-29-2012, 05:10 AM

I will be a slave, do with me as you please.

ridecar2 · 06-29-2012, 12:49 PM

Slaves seem to be a bit too jolly at the moment for my liking, so for 24 hours they will line all their underwear (including bra for females) with coarse grit sandpaper to reflect the comfort of clothes of the period.

Thethirdeye · 06-29-2012, 01:06 PM

I am joining as as king, new to the kingdom. But one who understands the people, and will on occasion do a dare or so myself.

Thethirdeye · 06-29-2012, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowpro2000

I will be the slave

I'll claim you as my slave then. You can take dares from others, yes... But I will have dares specified for you. Your first job... For the month of July, you are to wear only white briefs. And whenever you enter the public... Wear a 'wedgie me' sign. You can send the pictures to me in my pm box.

ridecar2 · 06-29-2012, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxMichellexxx

Probably won't have much time to do this but w.e.

I'll join as a slave, do with me as you please.

Quote:

Originally Posted by szoro

I will be a slave, do with me as you please.

I might be a greedy king and adopt you both as my slaves, xxxMichellexxx could you please pm me your likes and limits? You will not be exempt from dares set by others.

06-25-2012, 05:14 PM	#646
Blue Griffin Prodigy Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: U.S. Posts: 4,663 Blog Entries: 19	Well I was told to tell a joke, so instead of Pm-ing back and forward here is the joke: A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. "Yes it is," bartender answers. "Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do." "What about golden urinals?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!" Hopefully this gets at least 5 chuckles... __________________ 5' 11" Straight Male. Loves :Crossdressing, food/messy, humiliation, bra/pantie stuffing, hidden/semi-public, diapers, long dares, Likes: Wedgies Maybe: Bondage, line writing, corner time, Hard limits: Pain, Poop, Pee, nudity, cum eating, anal, masturbate/edging, enemas, public, pics, hypnos, cam Full signature here!

06-25-2012, 08:58 PM	#648
sluttykittenz Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: California Posts: 42 Blog Entries: 1	I join as a servant, my job will be to be an anal whore (emphasis on enemas), pain slut, and edging/denial slut. __________________ *28 Bi * Female Likes: Bondage, rules, D/s roleplay, spanking, edging/denial, forced orgasms, enemas, anal, sensations (ice, ginger, toothpaste, wax), light pain, clothespins, suction, corner time (short ~30 min) Dislikes (things I love to hate): pictures, discrete public, line writing, clit torture, medium/heavy pain, humiliation, ruined orgasms Limits: family/friends, illegal, body modification, blood, body writing, scat, watersports Things I fuck myself with**

06-25-2012, 09:02 PM	#649
21geordie getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 250 Blog Entries: 2	I join as a slave, do with me as you please __________________ 27 wannabe Sissy Faggot Likes. Crossdressing, humiliation denial, bondage, semi public, pee, cum eating, deepthroating, cocksucking, humiliation, pantyhose, Dislikes. Extreme Pain, Pussy, straight porn scat, complete public Limits. Blood, family, animals, scarring] [COLOR="Magenta"]

06-27-2012, 02:52 PM	#651
czkawka Account Banned Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: In your closet Posts: 52	I join as a servant - human toilet, diaper slave, cum whore __________________ 18/male/heterosexual (sometimes) Likes: furry toons, diapers, masturbation, pee, cum, messy, being a human toilet Limits: pain, family, poo eating, cbt, face photos DIAPER SLAVE* Anyone may control my bladder, however they would like just pm me!

06-27-2012, 09:48 PM	#653
orangegongman Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Somewhere YOU aren't!!! (hopefully) ;) Posts: 67	My great sorrows for not being as dedicated of a slave master as i would hope to be. Due to my lack of extra time, any one may pm me to audition for the role of assistant to the assistant trainer. this person will have to be very physically fit, and also will need to be dedicated enough to do ALL the exercises they assign to the slaves, as i do. Sincerely, Orangegongman __________________ Check this out if you want funny clean dares from my childhood: www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=108626 I hold my allegiance to the king groen and those who serve him. My jobs in my kingdom are veteran warrior and performer, and my lord is the mighty warrior and trainer of warriors Conall, whom I serve under as assistant exercise trainer and personal guard. limits: scat, public, gay

06-28-2012, 10:11 PM	#654
orangegongman Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Somewhere YOU aren't!!! (hopefully) ;) Posts: 67	For the next 2 weeks, every day, all slaves must do at least 25 situps, 25 crunches, 25 pushups, and run at least a half mile at some time during the day. __________________ Check this out if you want funny clean dares from my childhood: www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=108626 I hold my allegiance to the king groen and those who serve him. My jobs in my kingdom are veteran warrior and performer, and my lord is the mighty warrior and trainer of warriors Conall, whom I serve under as assistant exercise trainer and personal guard. limits: scat, public, gay

06-29-2012, 04:48 AM	#655
xxxMichellexxx Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 545	Probably won't have much time to do this but w.e. I'll join as a slave, do with me as you please.

06-29-2012, 05:10 AM	#656
szoro Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Germany Posts: 8	I will be a slave, do with me as you please. __________________ Likes Piss, Cum, Anal, Wax, Semi-Public, CBT, etc. Limits Shit, Permanent, Scars, Blood, Animals, Kids, Including Third

06-29-2012, 12:49 PM	#657
ridecar2 Account Banned Join Date: May 2012 Location: England Posts: 420	Slaves seem to be a bit too jolly at the moment for my liking, so for 24 hours they will line all their underwear (including bra for females) with coarse grit sandpaper to reflect the comfort of clothes of the period. __________________ I now have an Ask me anything thread. Please help me punish a girl by posting on this thread.

06-29-2012, 01:06 PM	#658
Thethirdeye Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32	I am joining as as king, new to the kingdom. But one who understands the people, and will on occasion do a dare or so myself.