★ Have you ever got a boner somewhere innapropraite? - Page 4

ldc1221 · 08-03-2009, 10:06 PM

Its happened to me lots at school, although sometimes its just from me stretching and im not actually horny, ill just stretch out and itll just happen. Other times i would have them at lunch with my ex and she would always notice and tease me about it. Its usually easy to hide if your wearing jeans, if not its harder to hide. Not many people notice it, unless people do but they dont say anything.

Arko · 08-04-2009, 04:54 AM

LOL yeah, I got one in class once moments before the teacher picked me to walk to the front of the class to read out my speech. I was bright red with embarrassment and walked holding my reminder sheet unusually low

I'm not sure if anyone noticed and they probably thought I was embarrassed about my speech, but that was one of the worst feelings when the teacher called out my name and I could feel my boner pushing against my trousers

EnigmaNZ · 08-04-2009, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Odiefrom

I worked at a christian summer camp as a counselor for a few years to make a couple of bucks. One of the other counselors was really beautiful, and my boner would appear. Bad enough it's in front of kids, right? Well one day we are swimming and I see her in a nice bikini, and my boner comes to. Then the little brats-- I mean children pants me. Amazing what happens at a christian camp lol.

I am not surprised at all. Once I was at a Christian camp, 230 kids, boys seperated from girls. Well the adults were at a meeting and I was left patroling the boys end, these were boys 8 to 12 in cabins of about 6 each. What I heard walking past some of the cabins astounded me. Talk of sex, boners, being naked, suxing etc. One boy was telling the others about what it was like getting head, another boy came running out of a cabin to tell me a boy in his cabin was naked and showing off his boner, etc. I wouldn't have been surprised if they were teens, but preteens, sheese, and at a Christian camp.

Mikeyboi101 · 08-04-2009, 03:59 PM

When I was 16 I had to go to headteachers office to be told off for being involved in damage to a common room (we were throwing a hi-fi aruond and one person dropped it >.<). I got a boner standing right in front of her...

It really wasnt fun

Ghost · 08-04-2009, 04:15 PM

Have you ever like at school or work, church etc?
And was it noticed?

Yes, 2 times

One was at the pool on my swimming class; i was unable to get out of the water for like 30min

The second one was at some friends house and i was wearing shorts. I Stood in my chair for a good while.

glasssbottle174 · 08-04-2009, 04:27 PM

I once got it at my mates house, fortunatley he didnt see. I have also got one in the middle of class and had to do a job

but it had gone by the time i stood up thankfully.

EnigmaNZ · 08-04-2009, 05:08 PM

Adults get boners generally when sexually stimulated via one or more of the senses. Teens, unfortunately for them, get boners for anything that excites them, often totally nonsexual. Their clothing rubbing the head of the penis while moving, reading a good book, watching a train, truck, exotic car etc.

I remember at 11 to 13 I got boners all the time, worst then as my pants were always a little fitting so they showed up real well. The worst was in the local shop that sold magazines. I would be reading about about something I was interested in at the magazine rack and the damn thing would always popup on que and I'd be trying to present my back to other customers as they walked around the store. I must have look so suspicious, red faced, hiding my front. I'm sure some thought I was reading a porn mag lol.

AtariMan · 08-06-2009, 07:55 PM

I was at my neighbor's house for a dinner (He's a lonely old man that doesn't live with anyone, so I have dinner with him once a week). I got a really hard boner. I took off my pants and started masturbating at the dinner table, moaning really loud! I cummed all over the place.

jhacksworth · 08-06-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AtariMan

I was at my neighbor's house for a dinner (He's a lonely old man that doesn't live with anyone, so I have dinner with him once a week). I got a really hard boner. I took off my pants and started masturbating at the dinner table, moaning really loud! I cummed all over the place.

I'm calling Bull shit... or you're a very odd individual who needs to get checked out! hahaha

Darkness007 · 08-07-2009, 08:30 AM

On the bus after falling asleep but not noticed. On a train after a sleep but not noticed, in a friends car on a long trip after falling asleep and she noticed & pulled over to take advantage of it on the si9de of the free way.
Falling asleep is a great thing

a.lane · 08-07-2009, 11:37 AM

I got one during a slow dance, can anyone top this for embarasing?

lokelake · 08-07-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by a.lane

I got one during a slow dance, can anyone top this for embarasing?

Ha Ha, no, I never topped that. I am good at hiding my boners, though I don't get them in many situations.

BillM · 08-07-2009, 12:22 PM

I often get them while on airplane rides.

I'll be sleeping and then we arrive at our destination and I've got the good ol' "morning wood". I usually have enough time from the time we land to the time for the doors to open for it to go away, but I usually have to keep that blanket on my lap until then.

qwert143 · 08-10-2009, 07:33 PM

i picked a girl a up and my boner poke her hip and i immediatly drop her and she started laughing

strippednakedmale · 08-11-2009, 01:47 AM

I have had it happen in a lots of places and yes it was noticed. I have done it intentionally a few times too, usually in tight jeans and it shows. I had a girlfriend that did something like you described, sitting on my lap and got me excited. She then came up with the idea of doing it in a public place and then asking me to go get her a drink or something, knowing it would be difficult to hide. After she did that she came up with the idea of actually getting it out through my zipper and leaving the snap done up or my belt if I had one on, the getting me hard as a rock and then leaving me like that knowing it would never go back through the zipper, I would have to undo my pants completly and hide it. She would always do it when I had just a few seconds to get it back into my pants. More than once I had to sit there with it under my arm or hidden under a table until it went away.

08-03-2009, 10:06 PM	#46
ldc1221 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 18	Its happened to me lots at school, although sometimes its just from me stretching and im not actually horny, ill just stretch out and itll just happen. Other times i would have them at lunch with my ex and she would always notice and tease me about it. Its usually easy to hide if your wearing jeans, if not its harder to hide. Not many people notice it, unless people do but they dont say anything. __________________ 19/m/canada SLRN: 730-142-381

08-04-2009, 04:54 AM	#47
Arko Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK Posts: 99	LOL yeah, I got one in class once moments before the teacher picked me to walk to the front of the class to read out my speech. I was bright red with embarrassment and walked holding my reminder sheet unusually low I'm not sure if anyone noticed and they probably thought I was embarrassed about my speech, but that was one of the worst feelings when the teacher called out my name and I could feel my boner pushing against my trousers __________________ Your eyes tell me try harder, But you're lost in the headlights, And I'm lost in your eyes Loves: Semi public, naked, anything in the rain Likes: Pee, messy, self bondage L... OKs: Food, light/med pain, anal Limits: Permanent, poop , involving other people, illegal, extreme pain

08-06-2009, 07:55 PM	#53
AtariMan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 161	I was at my neighbor's house for a dinner (He's a lonely old man that doesn't live with anyone, so I have dinner with him once a week). I got a really hard boner. I took off my pants and started masturbating at the dinner table, moaning really loud! I cummed all over the place. __________________ I like the things in italics most LIMITS Full Public, Family/Friends, Eating Poo, Eating Large Quantities of Pee, Pain, Damaging Expensive Personal Property, Definitely Getting Caught/Humiliated, Permanent, Illegal OK WITH SemiPublic, Drinking Small Amounts of Pee, Damaging Cheap Stuff (i.e. Underwear) LIKES Dares By Myself, Home Alone Nudity, Going Outside Nude At Night, Drawing On Parts (Normally) Covered in Clothing, Barefeet Mess

08-11-2009, 01:47 AM	#60
strippednakedmale Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 105	I have had it happen in a lots of places and yes it was noticed. I have done it intentionally a few times too, usually in tight jeans and it shows. I had a girlfriend that did something like you described, sitting on my lap and got me excited. She then came up with the idea of doing it in a public place and then asking me to go get her a drink or something, knowing it would be difficult to hide. After she did that she came up with the idea of actually getting it out through my zipper and leaving the snap done up or my belt if I had one on, the getting me hard as a rock and then leaving me like that knowing it would never go back through the zipper, I would have to undo my pants completly and hide it. She would always do it when I had just a few seconds to get it back into my pants. More than once I had to sit there with it under my arm or hidden under a table until it went away. __________________ Exhibitionist, voyeur, seeking dares. Loves public and private. Will try anything.

08-04-2009, 03:59 PM	#49
Mikeyboi101 Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Yorkshire, UK Posts: 33	When I was 16 I had to go to headteachers office to be told off for being involved in damage to a common room (we were throwing a hi-fi aruond and one person dropped it >.<). I got a boner standing right in front of her... It really wasnt fun

08-04-2009, 04:15 PM	#50
Ghost Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: USA Posts: 203 Blog Entries: 4	Have you ever like at school or work, church etc? And was it noticed? Yes, 2 times One was at the pool on my swimming class; i was unable to get out of the water for like 30min The second one was at some friends house and i was wearing shorts. I Stood in my chair for a good while.

08-04-2009, 04:27 PM	#51
glasssbottle174 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 263	I once got it at my mates house, fortunatley he didnt see. I have also got one in the middle of class and had to do a job but it had gone by the time i stood up thankfully.

08-04-2009, 05:08 PM	#52
EnigmaNZ getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 367 Blog Entries: 32	Adults get boners generally when sexually stimulated via one or more of the senses. Teens, unfortunately for them, get boners for anything that excites them, often totally nonsexual. Their clothing rubbing the head of the penis while moving, reading a good book, watching a train, truck, exotic car etc. I remember at 11 to 13 I got boners all the time, worst then as my pants were always a little fitting so they showed up real well. The worst was in the local shop that sold magazines. I would be reading about about something I was interested in at the magazine rack and the damn thing would always popup on que and I'd be trying to present my back to other customers as they walked around the store. I must have look so suspicious, red faced, hiding my front. I'm sure some thought I was reading a porn mag lol.

08-07-2009, 08:30 AM	#55
Darkness007 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8	On the bus after falling asleep but not noticed. On a train after a sleep but not noticed, in a friends car on a long trip after falling asleep and she noticed & pulled over to take advantage of it on the si9de of the free way. Falling asleep is a great thing

08-07-2009, 11:37 AM	#56
a.lane Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: USA Posts: 16	I got one during a slow dance, can anyone top this for embarasing?

08-07-2009, 12:22 PM	#58
BillM Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 66	I often get them while on airplane rides. I'll be sleeping and then we arrive at our destination and I've got the good ol' "morning wood". I usually have enough time from the time we land to the time for the doors to open for it to go away, but I usually have to keep that blanket on my lap until then.

08-10-2009, 07:33 PM	#59
qwert143 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: usa Posts: 23	i picked a girl a up and my boner poke her hip and i immediatly drop her and she started laughing