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10-20-2010, 10:57 AM | #31 |
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1. What's your bday? - The day I was born, isn't everyone's?
2. How many children do you want to have? - None. Ghastly little beasts 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) - See above 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? - Never 5. Any pets? - Yes 6. If yes, what kind? - Reptiles 7. What is your dream vehicle? - Aston Martin DB4 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? - Thailand, cheap escorts and drugs, already done it. 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? - Eyes, no idea why. 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? - A wine making kit, 5kg of cocaine, 1,000 tabs of E, a credit card and a £20 note 11. Describe your perfect date? - One that involves no talking, restrains, whips and a distinct lack of clothes 12. What is your darkest fantasy? - Not a chance, i'll end up on some sort of sex offenders list. 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? - I'd like to be a little shorter, a different hair colour and bigger hands. 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. - A mute, masochistic, tight holed, bubble bummed billionaire. 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? - As long as it's clean and fresh 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? - Yep 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? - Not sure. I dislike people who 'attempt suicide', if you want to die you take a massive dose of heroine or stick a knife in your brain. You don't make some tiny cuts on your arms and wash down a lemsip with a glass of wine. 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? - No 19. If yes what animal? 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? - A crocodile, just for bragging rights. 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? - First one. The second sounds appealing but I know how much he'd love the the former. I'm nice in that way. 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? - About £40k I think? That should cover a hell of a party. 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? - Go back to 1969, go to woodstock. 24. Do you like chocolate? - Yep 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? - Because that would be silly. why are you being silly, DIE! 26. What's your dream life? - Ask me in about 4 months. 27. What scares you the most and why? - Getting old. Not that I intend on doing it, i'll have a plastic surgeon on speed dial before i'm 40. 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? - Waterfalls, Reptiles and Starbucks. 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? - Testicles. Such fun to play with. 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? - No idea. I had to change my doctor, apparently asking for a prostate exam when you'd come in for a fever isn't appropriate 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? - Nope 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? 33. If so, which ones? 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? - First one - London marathon, Second one - Not telling. 35. What are your two biggest regrets? - Don't have any. Pointless 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? - Errm, Me. Not that i'm particularly nice or wonderful, I'm just not quite as much of a bastard as everyone else. 38. Who's the worst? - My mother. Vile piece of plastic. 39. What are you most jealous of? - People who can suck their own dicks. I'd never leave my bed. 40. Are you OCD about anything? - Yes. Cutlery, so much as a small speck and i'm not eating from it. I actually throw all the plates away every month and buy new ones so they are always pristine white. 41. What would you do if your best friend died? - Drink. I'm a well raised British boy, that's how we deal with emotion. 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? - Perhaps. 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? - Speaking to my parents. 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? - Errm no idea. If I don't like someone then I tend to cut them out of my life anyway. If I had to pick - James. Lovely guy but his bum is better than mine. 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? - Second one. 46. What size is your bed? 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? - To stop the moles eating the dead people. Isn't it obvious? 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? - Oral sex. I can live without a blowjob - take away my Camembert and I get happy with sharp things. 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? - Errm For religion and all it's followers to vanish from the world. Preferably violently. Failing that, I want the moon to be made of haribo 50. What is more important - lust or love? - Lust 51. Define marriage in a sentence. - The reason lawyers drive sports cars 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? - Each other. 53. Does size matter? - Yes 54. Do you have any STDs? - Not at the moment 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? - CBT 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? - Massage. Apparently mine are painful 57. What’s your favorite position? - Frogtie 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? - It means a marketing plot to sell you something overpriced by giving you something cheap for free. 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) - The Screaming Nun. 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? - On the middle of a sports field, at lunch time, on a Saturday. 61. How often do you masturbate? - Daily 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? - Of course. what else explains that fucking stupid tweeting noise they make. 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? - About 3 weeks 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? - yep 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? - yep 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? - Never have. 67. Did you get it? 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? - Add a few 00's, then yes. 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? - Stupid/Religious People 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? - No 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? - You don't exist, stop sneezing. 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? - Nothing. I liked school. 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? - Yes. I'm told I sound like a cat being punched. 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? - there's a speed limit? 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Errm, About 135mph on a 70mph road. 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? - No idea. I'm not modest, I'd likely do it anyway. 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? - Snake from the simpsons. talk about sexy. 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? - Drugs 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? - Just one? Religious people. 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? - I have no idea. 81. What was your nickname in high school? - Harry Pothead. I had glasses (had laser eye surgery since) and I was stoned a lot. 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? - Party Monster. Obvious reasons. 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? - Can't really say on here. 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? - Love - Willies! Hate - religions 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 4 months old, to Monaco. I think 4 months, might have been more. 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? - Light up a smoke and make irish coffee 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? - Aus. Unlikely to get a visa, i've been too naughty 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? - Because people who order an ambulance won't refuse to pay if it's cold. 89. Do you think you are selfish? - Very 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? - Oh my how I wish they would. 91. What is your favorite drink? - Jack Daniels, on the rocks. 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? - Jacks, Vodka, Cheese, Lots of Italian hams, salami and poppers. 93. What is the last book you read? - Shadow Hills 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? - Too many. You guys are totally fucked when it starts to run out. 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? - I'd want to be the Slave Trainer, payed in smarties 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? - Sex, Drugs and Dirty Dealings 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? - Intelligent, Gay, Ginger 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.- Never had one. 99. What is your greatest weakness? - My nipples, chew on one and I'm pretty much putty in your hands. 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? erm still 0? Last edited by Master Sam; 10-20-2010 at 11:06 AM. |
10-20-2010, 03:04 PM | #32 |
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Ok, so this looks fun, I gotta do it lol
1. What's your bday? October 6th 2. How many children do you want to have? 2 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Nancy and Brenden 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? um... 20 and 22? 5. Any pets? ive got 3 dogs, but i only want 1 when i move out 6. If yes, what kind? dog? 7. What is your dream vehicle? anything that moves under its own power lol 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? back to mississippi to be with my girlfriend 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, they show so much about a person 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? a knife and sharpener for simple survival, a chess set for something to do, a light blanket in case it gets cold, and a tent to stay out of the weather 11. Describe your perfect date? a nice home-made dinner and cuddling on the couch 12. What is your darkest fantasy? darkest?... i dont know if it would fit, but i want my girlfriend to bite me and drink my blood while she orgasms -blushes a little- 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? i would become more responsible, i wouldnt procrastinate, and i would become more assertive 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. my girlfriend 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? i find it a disgusting concept personally, but to each their own, if you like it thats your business 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no... see above question lol 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? technically... i dont think so lol 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no 19. If yes what animal? n/a 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? ugh... a dog i suppose... 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? most definitely watching lol 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? $1.6 mill?... i would secure a good house for my girlfriend and i and start my own bakery, then invest and save the rest for the future 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? i would go back to when i first graduated high school and work harder so i could be with my girlfriend now instead of a thousand miles away 24. Do you like chocolate? of course lol 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? because they all have tiny #@%#s lol 26. What's your dream life? any one spent with my baby 27. What scares you the most and why? needles... if you were meant to be stabbed youd heal faster 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? a womans eyes, a body of water on a breezy day, and the starry night sky 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? dirty or non-dirty lol? 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? good question lol, ask Doctor 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yup 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? i have 33. If so, which ones? cant remember lol 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? emotionally- walking away from my girlfriend to fly home physically- i chopped down a big tree with just a hatchet once 35. What are your two biggest regrets? not being able to be with my girlfriend now, and being friends with a couple of someones 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? not ever talk to them, and be more responsible 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my grandpa lol 38. Who's the worst? my sister 39. What are you most jealous of? anyone who can see my girlfriend every day 40. Are you OCD about anything? a few things 41. What would you do if your best friend died? my girlfriend is my best friend, and i would follow her to any hell and drag her back myself 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? i would really rather not know lol 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? fidgeting 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? my cousin 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? definitely isolation 46. What size is your bed? single 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? old superstitions about the dead rising lol 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? most definitely cheese 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to live with my girlfriend 50. What is more important - lust or love? love 51. Define marriage in a sentence. Marriage is the legal, but not necessarily required, union of two people who love each other. 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? they do count each other, they just skip a number lol 53. Does size matter? in spoons? most definitely lol, otherwise you cant fit in the jar to get the food out 54. Do you have any STDs? not one 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? fingering lol 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? unfortunately stamina 57. What’s your favorite position? doggy so far lol 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? it means theres a catch lol 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) kinda i guess, but i didnt name it lol 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? my girlfriends sisters couch lmao 61. How often do you masturbate? used to be at least every day, now not so often 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? nope, theyre sharp on that end lol 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks, not fun 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? pictures lol 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yup 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? a painter i guess lol 67. Did you get it? yeah 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? theres a decent chance lol 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? stupid people 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? shut off the hurricane please? 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? being friends with some of the people i was 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? nope 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? only when i dont notice it 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 10 miles over? 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? watch all the idiots lol 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? noone? theyre 2d lol 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? a lot of things lol 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? vomit in all its stages 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? yup, its pi times half the width of your butt crack to the third power lol 81. What was your nickname in high school? more things than i can mention lol 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? if theres one called "why me?" that would be it lol 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? meeting my girlfriend 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love the capacity for learning, but i hate how stupid and stubborn most people are 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? in 2007 to england for the world scout jamboree 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? open my eyes lol? 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? ireland, ive always wanted to live there 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because theyre smarter lol 89. Do you think you are selfish? i think people can learn to not be, but yes 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? because then people might get a more fun idea, and theyd wet themselves 91. What is your favorite drink? milk or coffee or coke zero 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? stuff you really dont want to eat id wager lol 93. What is the last book you read? The Alchemyst 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? more than there need to be 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? to wake up from the weird dream i was having 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? hmm... "why me?" comes to mind again lol 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? humorous, procrastinator, eccentric 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. havent really had a bad one yet 99. What is your greatest weakness? i cant say no to her 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? too damn cold lol
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10-21-2010, 04:37 AM | #33 |
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1. What's your bday? March
2. How many children do you want to have? 3 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Private 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Already have them 5. Any pets? No 6. If yes, what kind? N.a. 7. What is your dream vehicle? BMW 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? New York City, just explore the city 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Picture of my family, bed mattress, watch, pen, paper. 11. Describe your perfect date? Laughter, smiles, kisses and sex. 12. What is your darkest fantasy? Private... But it would be fun! 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Lose weight, more self discipline, being more relaxed 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. My wife! 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Not for me 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No 19. If yes what animal? N.a. 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? A small one 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? The last one 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Buy two new cars 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 100 years forward to see what the world has become 24. Do you like chocolate? Yes 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Don't know 26. What's your dream life? The one I'm having 27. What scares you the most and why? Death 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Waterfalls, mountains, rainbow 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Woman's pussy, so incredibly sexy" 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? They don't 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? No 33. If so, which ones? N.a. 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Emotionally: my father's illness and death, physically: no one in particular 35. What are your two biggest regrets? Private 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I would have been more active 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My wife 38. Who's the worst? My mom 39. What are you most jealous of? Money 40. Are you OCD about anything? No 41. What would you do if your best friend died? Be very sorry 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Being lazy at work 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Private 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Second one 46. What size is your bed? 90 cm x 200 cm 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? The death need their privacy 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? No more hunger in the world 50. What is more important - lust or love? Love 51. Define marriage in a sentence. Happiness, being two and sharing everything 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Humans 53. Does size matter? Yes 54. Do you have any STDs? No 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? My devotion to my partner's pleasure 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Endurance 57. What’s your favorite position? Doggy or her riding 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Yeah, right... 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? In our car in a roadside parking 61. How often do you masturbate? 2-10 times a week 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks or something like that 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yes 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Skinning minks 67. Did you get it? Yes, but I turned it down in the end, because I got another job. 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? No 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Don't know 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Bless you 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Not so shy 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Sometimes 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Often, but not my much 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Maybe 50 kph 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Take a lot of money 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Daisy Duck, she seems nice 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? No much, but I once smashed some windows with a friend 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Bad smells 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? No 81. What was your nickname in high school? Didn't have one 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Don't know of any 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Meeting my wife 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Love all about the female body! Hate disease. 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 1987, to London, UK 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Lift my son out of bed 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? U.K. 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? I don't 89. Do you think you are selfish? No, but sometimes I am 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? That's not polite 91. What is your favorite drink? White Russian 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Milk, vegetables, last night's leftovers 93. What is the last book you read? Big Bang by Simon Singh 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 300,000 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? SEX! 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? We didn't know him, but now we do 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Large, responsible, nice 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. He was ok, but really enjoyed hearing himself talking 99. What is your greatest weakness? Laziness 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Not defined
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10-21-2010, 04:12 PM | #34 |
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1. What's your bday? Not giving out personal info like that
2. How many children do you want to have? 2 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Girl Amber; Boy Damion 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Whenever I'm able to support a family and know how to take care of a child 5. Any pets? yes 6. If yes, what kind? cats 7. What is your dream vehicle? Lamborghini 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Myrtle Beach. Walk along the beach with a girl I like and get to know her 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? A tv that can't connect to cable and lots of porn, a dvd player 11. Describe your perfect date? don't have one 12. What is your darkest fantasy? Committing suicide. Also, being in a plane crash where the plane breaks apart and I'm still stuck in the seat as I fall from the plane, and I land in the middle of central park alive and I become the talk of every news network. 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Not being able to control myself 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Emma Watson, but in reality she has to have brown hair, blue eyes, she has to be thin, and 5feet 6inches tall and born on the same day as me 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Go for it 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no, I forget what a rimjob is 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? no 18. Would you ever involve yourself in bestiality? no 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? I think 5.2 million yen is 63,970 U.S dollars and I would rent an apartment and spend it all on my rent 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I'd go to a million years in the feature and fuck a hot nurse 24. Do you like chocolate? No, it hurts my teeth 26. What's your dream life? To be financially stable 27. What scares you the most and why? Being caught by a Tornado. It scares me because I would have time to think before I die. 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? The mountains and the forests 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? a hot girls ass because its just plainly hot 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? legal reasons 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Graduate from high school, because I had to battle depression and I fucking suck at school 35. What are your two biggest regrets? fucking the two girls i fucked because it was a waste of time. And having a relationship with my most recent ex because I'm still not over the emotional pain of the break up and its been 2 god damn years and shes still all I ever think about and I just want her out of my fucking mind because I fucking hate her and hope she dies. 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I would have never fucked the two girls and I would have never met my ex. I woulda said fuck it. It's not worth my fucking time. 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My cousin mike 38. Who's the worst? None of them 39. What are you most jealous of? The fact that a girl I like is fucking a nigger and not me 40. Are you OCD about anything? Having my dvds in alphabetical order 41. What would you do if your best friend died? Go to the funeral and mourn. 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? I don't want to say names, but its the only guy I'm really friends with 50. What is more important - lust or love? lust because theirs no such thing as love 51. Define marriage in a sentence. lifetime fuck buddy 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 1 week 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? A job at the Lions Den 67. Did you get it? no 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? When I become forgetful and when I'm working a job and someone tells me I should do something that I should have thought about before 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Cover your mouth when you sneeze you fucking asshole 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'd be more assertive in my studies and not worry about making social connections 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? a lot 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 120 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? check out a hot girl and pick my nose 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Daria because shes nerdy 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? telling my high school principle that I'd make are school look worse than columbine, but even then I didn't really get into much trouble. 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? poop fetishes 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? people can't admit the truth 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? masturbate 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? A beer 93. What is the last book you read? Harry Turtledoves Return Engagement: In at the death Last edited by Tuber25; 10-21-2010 at 04:16 PM. |
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1. What's your bday? 12/13
2. How many children do you want to have? 2 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) girl-? boy-zack 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? whenever its right 5. Any pets? yes 6. If yes, what kind? dog 7. What is your dream vehicle? something nice...! 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? egypt. my dream. 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? blanket, axe, ipod, books, meds in case i get sick 11. Describe your perfect date? not awkward 12. What is your darkest fantasy? umm... 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? be a genious, be less awkward, be...decisive. 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. attractive, smart. 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? ehh.. 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? not really 18. Would you ever involve yourself in bestiality? no 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? buy a house in the caribbean, buy lots of nice stuff! 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? future and study technology 24. Do you like chocolate? delicious 26. What's your dream life? successful physicist 27. What scares you the most and why? death because its unknown and fear because well itsscary! 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? space, weather... 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? i dont know 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? its awkward and socially inacceptable to watch someone change like that 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? walk twenty miles in a blizzard in antarctica 35. What are your two biggest regrets? hmmm... 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? -- 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? sis 38. Who's the worst? the whole crazy side 39. What are you most jealous of? geniouses 40. Are you OCD about anything? who isnt 41. What would you do if your best friend died? be sad 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? a certain someone 50. What is more important - lust or love? lust? 51. Define marriage in a sentence. wierd ritual that seems normal so everyone does it 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? month 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? -- 67. Did you get it? -- 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? really stupid people that dont even understand what youre talking about. 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? why would i talk to god?--bless you. 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? -- 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? -- 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? -- 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? dance! 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? hmmm.. 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? not much 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? many things 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? we learn in incredibly fast rates. people are unclassy and stupid and annoying and just suck. 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? curse the sun for not being up yet. 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? apple cider 93. What is the last book you read? BANG! (as in the big bang theory haha) |
10-23-2010, 06:18 AM | #36 |
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1. What's your bday? 31st January
2. How many children do you want to have? I wouldn't mind a little brood of around 3...some day! 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Probably Anna for a girl, and either Cameron, Alexander or Patrick for a boy. 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Oh, once I've settled in my job and whatnot...probably about 3/4 years down the line. But who really knows with these things?! 5. Any pets? Alas, no - my flat is a bit small for pets. 6. If yes, what kind? N/A 7. What is your dream vehicle? A flying carpet. 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Oh, Berlin in autumn time, without a doubt. It's a long-standing wish of mine! I'd just enjoy the warm colours, the museums and whatnot. Bliss! 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? I'd say eyes and lips are tied - eyes can be very expressive and intimate...as can lips, hehe. 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? A copy of Robert Louis Stevenson's South Sea Tales, because it's one of my favourite story collections, and seems appropriate , tehehe! Musical devices would run out of battery, so I'd take my old acoustic guitar and teach myself. A photo album, including pictures of my family, friends, and boyfriend. Finally, some knitting needles and wool, to pass the time...and knit myself a warm blanket, haha! 11. Describe your perfect date? Anything that involves good conversation over a meal (preferably Thai or Italian), perhaps a movie...and kinky late-night sex, tehehe! 12. What is your darkest fantasy? I don't think I have a 'dark' fantasy, as such! 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? I would be more secure in myself and my abilities...I'd have a smaller nose. Hehe, shallow, me? And, finally, I'd be a bit funnier 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. It's very simple, really: someone who respects me, makes me feel loved, and who understands me. I think I have that right now, which makes me unspeakably happy (It helps that he's hot and let's me spank him, tehehe!) 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? I don't have a problem with it...provided ass is clean, haha! 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Indeed I have. 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Oh, I'm sure Jerry Bruckheimer will answer that question in some CSI spin-off soon... 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Not really my cup of tea, to be honest. Plus, I do enjoy my lack of a criminal record! 19. If yes what animal? N/A 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? I don't care if you put a gun to my head, it doesn't interest me, thus I wouldn't do it. 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Ouch. I'd take it myself. I'd rather zone out and deal with my own pain that watch it being inflicted upon someone I love. If it's forced upon me, I'm helpless. But I could never forgive myself for idly watching this happen to another human being, regardless of whether or not they were my friend. 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? On pretty cupcakes and knee socks, tehehe. 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Sounds very narcissistic and boring, but I'd go back to see myself as a 14 year old, and assure myself that it all gets better, haha. Nah, really...I'd go back to the seventeenth century, because it's a damn interesting period in Scottish history. I'd go to the court of King James VI and sip some wine, have a dance, and experience court life of the Renaissance! 24. Do you like chocolate? I'm more of a savoury snacker, but I do like it, yes. 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because big things always start out as little things, concocted by geeks in their musty bedrooms. 26. What's your dream life? If I can be happy and by the side of someone I love, I don't need much else beyond a job that I actually want to go to in the morning, a trip to pub with my mates at the weekend, and a good book and DVD collection, hehe. True! 27. What scares you the most and why? How about the pervert who has called my house four times in the last 5mins? He scares me 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Frosty mornings, lightning scorching the sky, and fresh green woodland. 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? For men, good strong arms that both look good, and make me feel protected. For women, the dip under the hip bone, because it's so delicate and sexy. 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Because if they watched it would be degrading and voyeuristic. They should only look at your body once it's ready for examination, in a purely clinical manner. 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Nope. 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A 33. If so, which ones? N/A 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Work through the death of my granddad. For obvious reasons. 35. What are your two biggest regrets? That I wasn't confident enough to go make more friends as an undergrad at uni - I think it would have led me on a different path in my earlier twenties. Also that I haven't been to Berlin in autumn, hehe. 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I would have been a bit more socially outgoing - that's the long and short of it. I think it would have helped me extricate myself from a relationship I was in at the time that I really shouldn't have been in. 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Hehe, probably my mum. She can be a moody bugger, but she's also one of my best friends. 38. Who's the worst? I love my family. 39. What are you most jealous of? Only small banal things in life, and I try not to be even then. I'm not always successful, hehe. 40. Are you OCD about anything? I'm a bit of a neat freak, as my boyfriend will confirm, hehe. 41. What would you do if your best friend died? I'd be devastated, naturally. I'd probably retreat into myself for a bit...but I'm also a strong person, and I know I'd be ok eventually. 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Um, pardon? 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Erm, my habit of being a bit over-sensitive and analytical at times. It can cause problems! 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Oh, I can think of person who tends to irritate me. But severing all ties seems a bit extreme! 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Both would be a tragedy. But I guess I'd rather be blissfully ignorant of my emotional losses than constantly faced with them. 46. What size is your bed? Tis a double bed. 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To prevent entry of scavengers and insects. 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Oh, gee, let me think...CHEESE, no question, tehehe. 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To live closer to my boyfriend. 50. What is more important - lust or love? Aren't both inextricably linked? Love without lust is simply friendship, and lust without love is a bit...empty, in my humble opinion. 51. Define marriage in a sentence. Ask me when I'm married! 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? The number of questions in this quiz 53. Does size matter? My dirty mind has immediately jumped to penis size here. And my answer is...I don't know! I've never experienced a smaller size! 54. Do you have any STDs? Nope! 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Hehe, I don't know...why don't you ask Crossdress Bitch? 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Ummm...I'm not fond of reverse cowgirl, which seems a bit disappointing to some! 57. What’s your favorite position? I'm proud to say that missionary gets it done...good and proper, hehe. Other than that, I do like being on top, and I also like spooning and doggy style. 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Good point. But don't ask me, I'm not an advertiser, hehe. 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Alas, no. 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Probably the public walkway of a local park. Very exposed and risky! 61. How often do you masturbate? It really varies. At least once a fortnight, anyway. Sometimes several times in one day! 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? I'll be sure to test that and get back to you... 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Genuinely no idea! Possibly a month or two...but that's a guess. 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Not yet, but I do rather want to! 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Oh yes. I do hope Crossdress Bitch's laptop is never stolen or hacked, hehe. 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? DIY assistant. I can't DIY, haha. 67. Did you get it? I did, somehow! I even worked there for three years, hehe. 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Ah, probably! 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People who are happy to take, take and take, but are less willing to give back in return. 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Can't say I have, no. 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Gesundheit! 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Um...I would have taken piano lessons. 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Occasionally, if the mood takes me. 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Oh, fairly regularly on the motorway. Oops! 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? About 95mph...so nothing too naughty. Ahem. 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Scratch that down-low itch, tehehe! 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Dogtanian, man. He's one suave doggy. 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Bickering with my younger sister. Otherwise I was a bit of a goody-two-shoes. 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Bigotry/racism etc - essentially moral ignorance. 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Ask a scientist. 81. What was your nickname in high school? Just 'Lou'...a bit dull, haha. 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Inception. Cos I'm a sly, dreamy muthafucka, hehe. Just kiddin'. 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? I think a lot of my choices and personality comes down to the influence of my granddad...my fellow literary lover and intellect. 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? I love the emotional fragility and capability of the human race. And hate it's propensity for intolerance and hatred. 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? Probably to Spain for a family holiday as a child...so I would have been approximately 6/7 years old. 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Have a cup of tea! 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? I love Scotland. can't stay here, pretty please? 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because the ambulance service doesn't owe you a free starter when they're late, hehe. Or, you live in a shitty tax area. 89. Do you think you are selfish? No...I hope not. 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because it's crass? 91. What is your favorite drink? Tea. Oh yeah, I'm a rock star, hehe. 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Semi-skimmed milk, king prawns, tortelloni pasta, mince, olives, Diet Coke, cheese, rocket salad, mushrooms, peppers, onions and various other bits and bobs. Have I been deemed healthy, haha? 93. What is the last book you read? I'm in the process of reading a graphic novel version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Tis good! Aside from that, Kazuo Ishiguro's Never Let Me Go, which I love quite a bit. 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? I genuinely have no idea, having never been to the US...probably in the hundreds of thousands? 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? ??? Pleb would be fine, hehe. 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? About a Girl. Cos it's simples. 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Happy, scholarly, and...kind? I hope, anyway. 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. He went by the monicker 'Jock the cock', gave his girl crush a day off for her birthday, but made me work during my undergraduate exam period. He also took me to task for picking a bottle from a shelf and cutting myself...because yes, it was entirely my fault someone had left a cracked bottle on display. Sigh. 99. What is your greatest weakness? I think I can be far too analytical and over-sensitive...it's a bad quality that I'm a bit ashamed of. 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Blue. |
10-23-2010, 09:25 AM | #37 |
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1. What's your bday? 24th april
2. How many children do you want to have? 2 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) not sure maybe bailey/sam 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? not yet :P 5. Any pets? 1 cat 6. If yes, what kind? 7. What is your dream vehicle? porsche 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? england again .. id listen 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? lips/mouth it says so much about the person 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? if i can, 1 friend. if not ... knife paper pencil football blanket 11. Describe your perfect date? spending the night at a friends with our first kiss happening as we lay down to sleep (may not sound awesome but it happened an was amazing) 12. What is your darkest fantasy? sucking a friend while his asleep 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? hair/age/body 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. skinny white cool hair blue eyes nice white straight teeth 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? ummmm if very drunk sure :P 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? yes! 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no 19. If yes what animal? 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? tiger 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? 50 people to myself , i couldnt watch a friend suffer 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? lots of holidays 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 1.5 yrs ago to fall in love with the same person again but show it more so the relationship went further 24. Do you like chocolate? love it 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? lol apple all the way 26. What's your dream life? spent with friends and loved ones 27. What scares you the most and why? death(not my own) i dont think i could handle a close friends death 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? trees human body and animials 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? lips already answered why 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? there crazy people thas why 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yep 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? nope (most are meat related and i dont eat meat 33. If so, which ones? 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? physically, martial arts training for a tournament fight, emotionally, letting go of a lost love 35. What are your two biggest regrets? being shy 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? be how i am now, not care about people who dont like me 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? mum 38. Who's the worst? no one 39. What are you most jealous of? best friend 40. Are you OCD about anything? nope 41. What would you do if your best friend died? probaly die myself 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? lol .. yes! 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? masturbating 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? couldnt decide 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? isolation 46. What size is your bed? queen 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? ZOMBIES 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? happyness for friends and family 50. What is more important - lust or love? love 51. Define marriage in a sentence. crazy 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? rhinos 53. Does size matter? yes ( massive isnt good) 54. Do you have any STDs? nope 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? oral 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? not sure 57. What’s your favorite position? 69 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? yep 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) nope 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? skatepark 61. How often do you masturbate? once or twice a day 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? yes 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a month 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? n/a 67. Did you get it? 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yeah 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? fake people 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? bless yourself 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? id be gay 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? nope 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? yes 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 130kph 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? look at them 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? batman .. his awesome 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? breaking things 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? cockroaches 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? 777kph 81. What was your nickname in high school? xavier 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? not sure 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? standing up for a friend when he was dow 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love the fact people love each-other hate people who don appreciate that 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? qld when i was 8 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? check facebook 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? england 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? you dont in australia 89. Do you think you are selfish? no 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? scared 91. What is your favorite drink? coke 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? coke /food 93. What is the last book you read? perks of being a wallflower 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?4756 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? everything muhahaha 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? me. 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? random horney crazy 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. twofaced 99. What is your greatest weakness? taking on everyones problems until i breakdown 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 2x 0degrees fahrenheit = 35.555 degrees Celsius _________
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10-23-2010, 11:54 AM | #38 |
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1. What's your bday?
- Yesterday (Woop woop!) 2. How many children do you want to have? - 3 at most. 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) - Evangeline, Tobias and Seth. 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? - Into my thirties. 5. Any pets? - Not at the moment. 6. If yes, what kind? - Used to own a dog called Candy and always wanted a cat. 7. What is your dream vehicle? - Hover-sub-ma-bike 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? - I would go back to Mozambique and stay on the beach (Fatima's nest.) 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? - The eyes, because I'm a hopeless romantic deep down. 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? - Swiss army knife, duct tape, survival guide, pack of cards and suncream. 11. Describe your perfect date? - Meet in town, grab a drink, go see some stand up comedy, go grab a pizza and play some bowling, back to my place for coffee and a crappy movie. 12. What is your darkest fantasy? - Oh. No no. You don't know me that well just yet. 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? - My body (already am changing it. Gym.) - My... hair? - My inability to find three things about myself that I don't like. 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. - Petite, cute, maybe a little sub, maybe a little switch, but with my mind. 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? - Never tried it. I'll get back to you if the opportunity arises. 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? - Nope 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? - Yes. 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? - *innocent whistle* I assume you mean 'Bestiality' or 'Zoophilia'? 19. If yes what animal? - Dogs. 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? - Dogs. 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? - The first option, and you can make that 21 people. 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? - Take a couple of friends on holiday and save the rest. 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? - I would go back in time to various points and subtley manipulate events so that 'normal' people weren't so boring in our time. I would also leave myself blueprints to the time machine and instructions on what to do so as to avoid that whole paradox of 'but then you wouldn't make a time machine and travel back'. 24. Do you like chocolate? - Hell yeah. 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? - Bill named it after his penis, you see. True story. 26. What's your dream life? - Clarify: what is the life I wish to lead or what is the life I dream about? because the second one involves dinosaurs and universe hopping, whilst the first one is an easy life on the beach by the time I hit 50. 27. What scares you the most and why? - Zombies. Because I live near a graveyard. 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? - Science. (both physical and social) - The first rays of sunshine waking the birds at 3AM just as I'm falling asleep. - The silence found atop snow-peaked mountains. 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? - The feet. They're filled with some of the smallest and most delicate bones in the body and they do the massive job of keeping us upright. 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? - Same reason the cashier looks away when you enter your PIN, even though it'll be on the CCTV. 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? - No 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? - ... 33. If so, which ones? - ??? 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? - Physically, had to build a school house in Africa. Blazing heat, heavy lifting, scorpions, etc etc etc. Emotionally? Leaving the village when I was done. 35. What are your two biggest regrets? - Not trying to get her back. I learned after that that you only regret the things you never try. - Um... yeah, that's all I've got. 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? - I wouldn't. If it weren't that way, I wouldn't have learned my lesson and I would have more regrets right now. 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? - Me. Second best would have to be the middle brother. 38. Who's the worst? - The youngest brother. 39. What are you most jealous of? - How easy other people's lives seem to be as a result of lowering their standards. 40. Are you OCD about anything? - Oh f*****g hell, yes. Almost everything I have control over. 41. What would you do if your best friend died? - I would bring society to it's knees. 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? - Yes. 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? - I'm a drinking, smoking, gambling, lecherous Narcissist. I'm giving up cigarettes at the moment. 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? - If I had to, probably Alex. 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? - Oh god. It'd have to be the second option. 46. What size is your bed? - Big. 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? - Zombies. I shit you not. 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex i- - Let me stop you there. Cheese is gone. 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? - Mass depravity. 50. What is more important - lust or love? - Lust. 51. Define marriage in a sentence. - A system designed and implemented to quell rebellion amongst the serfs. 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? - People. Obviously. 53. Does size matter? - Yes, though where you stick it is a factor. 54. Do you have any STDs? - NO! I'm clean as a whistle if you fancy a blow . Paranoia is a great tool. 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? - Oral. 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? - Um... Sex, I guess. I'm not just a piston... 57. What’s your favorite position? - It's boring, I know, but doggy style. 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? - It's like a double negative. It means there's some sort of cost involved. 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) - Yes, it's known as the venom. 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? - In my ex-girlfriend's daughter's bed. 61. How often do you masturbate? - Rarely. The frustration gives me the drive to succeed. 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? - No, but fish scales do. Fish are of course tickled by dog hair... 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? - A year. Was the longest dare I ever took. 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? - Yes. 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? - Yep. 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? - Lead creative specialist in a fictional firm. 67. Did you get it? - Yep. 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? - That's only like £6K (GBP) so no. 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? - Chav Culture. 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? - Heh. Yep. 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? - Ghezuntite. 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I wouldn't have had my math GCSE on my 16th birthday. 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? - Yep. Shower songs. 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? - I don't drive. 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? - What did I just say? 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? - I know that no-one's looking. 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? - Harley Quinn from Batman. I had the hots for her growing up, even though I hear she's got DC. 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? - I once crushed up some plaster of Paris into dust and bagged it up, pretended to sell it to a friend in front of this kid at high school. I was suspended pending the results of drug testing, my parents hit the roof and I wasn't allowed to use plaster of Paris again. 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? - Boring people. 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? - Gas diffusion constants? Yeah, easy. 81. What was your nickname in high school? - Candy. (Yeah, I know, just like my dog. Long story.) 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? - "Fuck it: you only live twice." I died briefly as a kid and it had a big impact on my life. 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? - My first death. Totally changed my outlook on life. 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? - I love the brains. The human mind is a fascinating and beautiful thing full of swirly colours and happy thoughts. I hate the conditioning applied to it, filtering out the nice things and replacing them with rules. 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? - When I was a year old I travelled to Hawaii by plane. 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? - Curse each and every deity that I can think of for creating a time of day that comes before my first cup of hot coffee. 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? - Japan, Tech central of the world. 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? - Because pizza places are a business, Ambulances are a luxury. 89. Do you think you are selfish? - I can be, though I try not to be. 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? - Because that's the universal symbol for 'where's my penis?' 91. What is your favorite drink? - It's called 'The Phoenix' and when you drink it, you'll be fine for about half an hour. Then the next thing you know, you're rising again the next morning, tasting like alcohol, sex and ash. 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? - My housemates' food and my alcohol. 93. What is the last book you read? - Overkill by Joseph Teller. 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? - Not enough to keep prices down. 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? - So I get something I desire AND I get to be an ambassador for earth? I'd desire a Jedi robe and working Light-sabre. 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? - "An upwards arrow." 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? - Hi, I'm Fenix. 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. - She ran the pub, she hated people. bad combination. 99. What is your greatest weakness? - I don't trust people easily. 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? - 273 degrees celcius. (Very clever joke there.) Last edited by Reixonac; 10-23-2010 at 12:09 PM. |
11-14-2010, 07:41 PM | #39 |
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1. What's your bday? Jan 21st
2. How many children do you want to have? 2 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Trinity Ann and Crispen 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? before im 35 5. Any pets? i have 4 retared cats 6. If yes, what kind? see question 5 7. What is your dream vehicle? 1970 Doge Challenger 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Scottland to find my dream man in a kilt!! 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes, becsaue they are the windows into a persons soul 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?~~~ my smokes-i must have them, music to keep me sane, a sexy vampire to keep me happy, some kind of shelter so my vampire does not get crispy, and........books!! casue reading in my life 11. Describe your perfect date? the hell if i know i never had a perfect date, i would have to say taking a long walk through a park talking and doing some photo shoots 12. What is your darkest fantasy? getting down and dirty with a vampire 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? my stomach, my thighs, and.....well thats it im ok with who i am i just hate how my body looks 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Sexy vampire with an accent!! who wears leather and calls me Kitten 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?...i have no opinion, to each their own 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? in my case yes!! 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?......HELL TO THE NO!! 19. If yes what animal? >:P 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? ewww!! 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?...wow im not gonna answer this one i love my BFF to much 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? ummm.....i dk casue im not sure how much that would be in un US cash 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? the 70's so i couls get my damn Challanger! 24. Do you like chocolate? love it 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? how the fuck should i know? 26. What's your dream life? being a famous photographer or writter 27. What scares you the most and why? death...casue i dont want to die!! 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? The sky, the trees, and everything 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? the neck, casue i like to bite it...teehee 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? they dont want to so see u GET naked, it would seem like they r getting a really good peep show with the amount they charge u for a fucking exam 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yeah i love that show 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? hell no 33. If so, which ones?....:P 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? emotionally....try to NOT tell my b/f that i loved him when we were only 2 months in to the relastionship, physically...try to to jump my b/f right away!! never got the chance anyway the asshole dumped me!! 35. What are your two biggest regrets? never telling him i loved him, and....im not sure 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? kick him in the shin and tell me not to leave me 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my aunt 38. Who's the worst? no one i love then all 39. What are you most jealous of? people who have happy lives 40. Are you OCD about anything? not that i know of 41. What would you do if your best friend died? lose my mind and become more insane then i already am 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? biting my nails 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? ah shit...umm....my drage queen friend, i love him but he drives me nuts 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? ISOLATION!! 46. What size is your bed? full size 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? DUH so the bad vampires can not get out!! 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? not gonna answer casue i have no answer 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to be happy 50. What is more important - lust or love? love 51. Define marriage in a sentence. its hard to discribe it whn u r not mairred 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? humans? 53. Does size matter? i could care less 54. Do you have any STDs? no 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? dont have one...yet 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? right now everything, i need to be taught 57. What’s your favorite position? dont have one 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? BLAH 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? by myself in my room 61. How often do you masturbate? to offten 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a week? 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? IDK 67. Did you get it? idk 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? no i cant dance 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? lies 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? idk i dont talk to that GOD 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? not getting kicked out of summer school 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? yes 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? every day 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? i dont get it 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? run naked through a hot dog factory singing im an oscar myer weaner!! 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Gambit from the x-man casue hes hot!! 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? staying out late 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? cheerlearders and Twilight 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? maybe 81. What was your nickname in high school? Bitch, still is HA 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? no movie title can discribe me im speical 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? my life is boring nothing funn every happens 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i hate how stupid people are but i love how that stupidity makes me laugh 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? i was 15 and i went to Tusan Ariazon 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? go to the bathroom 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? idk 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? casue if the pizza is late its free the ambulance is gonna coast u an arm and a leg regaurdless 89. Do you think you are selfish? only around my birthday 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?...hahaha that makes me laugh 91. What is your favorite drink? vitamen water 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? leftovers, ice tea, and maybe one bottel of mikes hard lemonade 93. What is the last book you read? How to Catch and keep a vampire: a step by step guid to loving the bad and the beautiful...dint judge me 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? a lot? 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?.......QUEEN 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Insane or Crazy? The Tale of the Vampire Obssed Punk 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? insane, cute, bitchy 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. im still working for him, he is a little indain dude who dose not take taxes out of my pay and tells my coworker that she is fat 99. What is your greatest weakness? vampires!! 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? what do i look like a fucking weather man?
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1. What's your bday? May 14
2. How many children do you want to have? Not sure. 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Depends on the day 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? mid twenties or later 5. Any pets? No, I can barely take care of myself 6. If yes, what kind? None 7. What is your dream vehicle? ISS 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? International space station. Scienceie stuff 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes. Because they are just so beautiful and mesmerizing. 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? One set of poi so that I can practices my spinning: Solar powered laptop with poi and contact staff, so I can learn new things: A really nice camping kit, so I can be comfortable: not sure what else 11. Describe your perfect date? Would depend on the person 12. What is your darkest fantasy? Living by impulse for a day. I have thought about this lots and the amount of carnage that would be had is rather high. 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? I would be more fit, Less lazy, Less worried about what other people think. 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. 120 pounds, 5'8"esh A/B cup breasts. Green eyes. Short hair, preferably blue, pink, or orange. Would enjoy physical contact. Be a switch. Enjoy raving. Motivate me when I need it. 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? NO 19. If yes what animal?No 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Gold fish 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Weak long one, I am assuming that the people gangbanging me are all hot chicks. 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Poi, staff, juggling stuff. 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Far enough into the future to learn how to live as long as I want with technology we have right now, with out aging. 24. Do you like chocolate? Yes, dark only. 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? It started small. 26. What's your dream life? Chill around all day doing object manipulation and raving 27. What scares you the most and why? That people I love will die. 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Stars, Galaxies, People. 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Eyes. See above. 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Its less humiliating for you. 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes. 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? yes 33. If so, which ones? Spicy food ones. 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically, moving out of a house in neg 20 weather when I was 12. Emotionally, Telling a friend of mine to suck it up and move on. 35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not staying with my Ex... Maybe. Not getting more hugs and cuddles when I was younger. 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Stay with her... Maybe. GET MORE HUGS AND CUDDLES WHEN YOUNGER. 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Me. 38. Who's the worst? My step father. Abusive alcoholic 39. What are you most jealous of? People who can doing physical things I can't. Dancing, spinning, surfing, etc. 40. Are you OCD about anything? Drying my ears with Q-tips after a bath or shower 41. What would you do if your best friend died? I don't have any best friends. 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Yes. 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Procrastination/ 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Jen. 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Number two, would be fun to start over. 46. What size is your bed? Queen. 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To prevent animals from getting into it. 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese, I hate cheese. 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? The power to alter reality. 50. What is more important - lust or love? Love. 51. Define marriage in a sentence. Two people unified into one. 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Sheep are unable to keep track of numerical entities 53. Does size matter? Yes. 54. Do you have any STDs? No 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? None, I am a virgin 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? See above. 57. What’s your favorite position? In theory, face down ass up 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Marketing ploy. 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No. 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Haven't 61. How often do you masturbate? Ranges from 3-4 times a day to once every 4-5 months 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No. 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 6-7 months. 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? No 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? No 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Haven't 67. Did you get it? No 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Sure. 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People who say "lol" In any form 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No. 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Who says god could sneeze? 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Cuddle more. 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? No 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Are we counting 1mph as over? In that case a lot. 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 10esh 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Breath. 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Too many choices to be honest. 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Trying to see the panties of the girl next door when we were 7-8esh. 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Lots of things disgust me, poop is number 1. 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Smell doesn't have a constant speed. 81. What was your nickname in high school? Didn't have one 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I don't know enough titles to pick a good one. 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Getting raped when I was 9... well not raped so much as coerced into sex. 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? As in one thing? Girls. If two things, Girls, Drunks. 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 6esh, to arizona. 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Open my eyes. 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Some place in Europe. 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? More pizza places are closer to you than there are hospitals. 89. Do you think you are selfish? Yes, I also think all humans are selfesh. 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Who says the need to pee? 91. What is your favorite drink? Water. 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Food. 93. What is the last book you read? Frankenstein 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Let C be the number of cities in the united states and G be the number of gas stations C * 100 = G 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? The ability to alter reality. 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Who the fuck was this guy? 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Elitist, Manipulative, prick. 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Your mom. 99. What is your greatest weakness? Fire. 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0.
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1. What's your bday?
may 17th 2. How many children do you want to have? 0-2 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) not a clue 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? not for a very long time 5. Any pets? 3, 2 dogs and 1 cat 6. If yes, what kind? answered above 7. What is your dream vehicle? 69' Camaro 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? hmm.. not sure. i'll think on that question 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, they tell the personality 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? 1- best friendd 2- mountain dew 3- tampons 4- shower 5- bathing supplies 11. Describe your perfect date? unpredictable date never knowing what he has planned next 12. What is your darkest fantasy? hmmm.. not sure 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? breast size and I cant think of 2 more 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. I dont know yet what the perfect man would be for me 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? dont care 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? hahah.. good question 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? hell no 19. If yes what animal? --- 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? not answering.. wont even think about it 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? well neither.. but if I would have to choose.. the week long 50 person. I wouldnt let my best friend go through that by herself. 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? I wouldnt even know where to begen 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? not a clue 24. Do you like chocolate? of course 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? yet again.. another good question 26. What's your dream life? I dont have a dream life, life will be enjoyable no matter what 27. What scares you the most and why? clowns.. because they are fucking terrifying. 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? nature, human beings, dogs 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? eyes, if thats considered a body part. because they are beautiful 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? yet again again. another good question 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? nope. but i've seen man vs. wild 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? ---- 33. If so, which ones? ---- 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? physically not sure.. but emotionally would be when I had to stop talking to my ex. 35. What are your two biggest regrets? I dont live with regrets 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? once again, I dont live with regrets 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? they are all equalling the best and the worst. 38. Who's the worst? look at statement above 39. What are you most jealous of? its hard to get my jealous 40. Are you OCD about anything? indeed. 41. What would you do if your best friend died? I dont even know.. I would drive myself insane probably 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? ?? 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? picking my split ends 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? my family all would be first, but friends.. trish 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? live in complete isolation. 46. What size is your bed? queen 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? I didnt know it was nailed down 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? hmm.. cheese. 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? a million more wishes 50. What is more important - lust or love? love 51. Define marriage in a sentence. marriage is the most difficult but most rewarding experince you could ever have. 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? bears. 53. Does size matter? nope 54. Do you have any STDs? nope 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? I'm not quite sure 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? I gag easily 57. What’s your favorite position? any 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? yeah.... 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) nope 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? my backseat? 61. How often do you masturbate? enough 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? indeed 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 months 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? nope 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? masturbating yes 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? not really applied for a weird job 67. Did you get it? ----- 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? I'd consider it.. but probably not. actually I dont know 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? to many 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes. 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? bless yourself 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? oh my. where to begin.. nah high school is fun 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? sometimes 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? all the time 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 55 i'm kind of addicted to speeding 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? I dont know actually. 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Hercules, sexy 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? yelling at my brothers 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? infections 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? nope. 81. What was your nickname in high school? to many to type 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? unpredictable cause thats the way I roll 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? moving, realizing the important things in life. 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love how amazing the mind works. hate how judgemental they are 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? california when I was like 6 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? hit snooze 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Australia 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? food is more important apparently. 89. Do you think you are selfish? not usually, but I have my moments. 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? ha ha.. society should start doing that. I would laugh 91. What is your favorite drink? Mountain Dew 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? leftovers 93. What is the last book you read? still reading.. mockingjay 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? tons to many to count 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? hmm. thats a difficult question. 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? there was a question about movie title.. so this would probably be the same title. unpredictable. 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? unpredicatable, helpful, optimisitic 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. hit on me way to often, made me feel umcomfortable, so I quit 99. What is your greatest weakness? havent figured that one out 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? zero. |
11-15-2010, 12:15 PM | #42 |
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1. What's your bday?
11 April 1995 2. How many children do you want to have? At some point, 2 I think. 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Boy: David Girl: Jessica 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Not soon - late 30's, maybe? 5. Any pets? No. 6. If yes, what kind? 7. What is your dream vehicle? Thunderbird 2. 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Africa. Camp. 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Nose. Cutest god damn thing I ever did see. 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? A couch, a solar powered battery, a Satellite dish, a TV, and a vibrator. 11. Describe your perfect date? Something romantic but also very personal. 12. What is your darkest fantasy? Ooh... 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Taller, bigger boobs, less freckles. 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Caring, honest, funny, intelligent, hot. 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Yucky. 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No. 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Depends which personalit is their true one and not an assumed one. 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Probably not. 19. If yes what animal? 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? A dog, given the alternatives would be the best to start with (I mean, some people do HORSES. Seriously? Horses.) 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? The first one. If the friend was participating in the second one, they wouldn't be a friend, would they? 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? On chocolate. 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 1941. Slap Hitler and tell him to behave. 24. Do you like chocolate? Yes. Hell. Yes. 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because they like to pretend they're bigger than they really are (NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK KNOWWHATIMEAN?). 26. What's your dream life? Now, but without school, the legal age to travel and do stuff and shizzles like that. 27. What scares you the most and why? Not living life to the full, because otherwise what's the point of living it? 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Autumn trees, summer sky, winter snow. 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Ears. They're adorkable. 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Because that's where the camera's hidden. OH NO I DIDN'T! *snaps fingers* 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No. (goes to google it). 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? 33. If so, which ones? 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? 35. What are your two biggest regrets? Don't regret anything really. 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? N/A 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Mum. 38. Who's the worst? Brother. 39. What are you most jealous of? Nothing. Maybe. 40. Are you OCD about anything? Many things. 41. What would you do if your best friend died? Cry. 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Huh? 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Giggling at inappropriate times. 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? None. Ever. 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? The second one. 46. What size is your bed? Let me get a ruler. 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To prevent the zombified corpse escaping, duh. 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Give up cheese. I hate cheese. 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? Unlimited wishes. 50. What is more important - lust or love? Love. 51. Define marriage in a sentence. "Yay, nay, get out the way, have a baybay, don't go away, visit my grave-ay!" 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? The hours left until they're killed for lamb chops. 53. Does size matter? A bit, yes. 54. Do you have any STDs? No. 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Not sure. 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Not sure. 57. What’s your favorite position? Missionary. 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? "Unknown stranger". 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No. Thank God. lol. 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? School or in shop changing room 61. How often do you masturbate? Once or twice a day. 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Yup. 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? A week ish. 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? No. 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? No. 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Never had one. 67. Did you get it? N/A 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Sure. 10K? Who wouldn't? 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Butchering Shakespeare. I'm serious with this one. In class, you read Macbeth normally and everyone else goes at it one word at a time as if it's a foreign language!! 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No. 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? "Would you mind not sneezing while I'm in Heav-- HOLY CRAP I'M DEAD!" 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'm still in them. 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Bath, no, shower, maybe. 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Very few times, seeing how I can't drive, 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? N.A 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Dance, 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Roger Rabbit - 'cos he's f***ing hilarious? 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Shouting out extremely witty answers in class. 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Sweaty underarm hair. 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Yeah, but you need to travel at Ludicrous Speed to reach it. 81. What was your nickname in high school? Laurenzo 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Layer Cake - oh, the ups and downs and tasty cream fillings 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? First funeral I attended - my gran's. 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Love - imagination, creativity, kindness and good nature. Hate - war, racism, money, oil, greed, "corporate Earth", the Disney Channel, all that jazz. 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 2006 to Salut, Spain. 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Roll over and try to fall back asleep. 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Freedonia 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because some people have their priorities right. 89. Do you think you are selfish? No. 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because the time is on your wrist. The bathroom is not on your crotch. 91. What is your favorite drink? Diet Coke 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Milkshake, pizza and those little strawberry-flavoured health drinks 93. What is the last book you read? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Depends how many gasbags live in it. 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? A TARDIS filled with lightsabers, Tribbles and companion cubes. (Lauren, proving her geek credentials there ) 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? The Happy Happy Life and Dramatic Dramatic Death of Lauren Miller 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Random. Imaginative. Geeky. 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Al Mualim at the end of Assassin's Creed. I mean, that battle took me forever! 99. What is your greatest weakness? Chocolate. Or cake. Or chocolate cake. Or chocolate cake shaped like a kitten. Or a TARDIS. 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? What am I, weatherman? Or should that be rainman? 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11-18-2010, 08:11 AM | #43 |
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1. What's your bday? September 23rd
2. How many children do you want to have? 2 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Angel and Peter 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Soon. 5. Any pets? Yes 6. If yes, what kind? Although my favourites are, beyond any fokking doubt, cats, I have to make do with a bunch of fish in the aquarium now. 7. What is your dream vehicle? Porsche 911. 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Back to Thailand, sleep late, read books by the pool, drink, shag. Repeat. 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes. Windows of the soul! 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? XBox 360, TV, Forza Motorsport 3, a RealDoll, Kindle with a big science fiction selection. 11. Describe your perfect date? Not too sure. Good restaurant, walk on beach, shag in bushes near beach. 12. What is your darkest fantasy? No idea. 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? More muscular, perfect eyesight, an extra inch to the intimates. 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Jessica Alba, but smarter. 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? No thank you. 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No. 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Nope. 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? See below. 19. If yes what animal? My poodle used to lick me 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? See above. 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Question is not clear. 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? That's not enough to make a real big bdifference. Have a big holiday with my gf, then save the rest. 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Newton's time. Have a chat with him. 24. Do you like chocolate? Hell yes! Chocolate is the food of the gods! 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? If pussy doesn't look like a cat, why is it called pussy? 26. What's your dream life? All the video games I want, all the women I want, all the great cars I want. So that would make it crown prince of Brunei. 27. What scares you the most and why? Heights. I have strong vertigo. 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Women. Forests. Cats (big and small versions). 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Female behinds. How can you ask why? 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? To catch up on their paperwork. 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No. 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A 33. If so, which ones? N/A 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Dump a nympho gf when I realized we didn't share anything but errmm... Well, she was nympho 35. What are your two biggest regrets? At two pints in life I was actually in love with my then best female friends. Never really got it across. 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Nothing I suppose, I am still kind of shy with the fairer sex. I really wish I had fucked the both of them at least once. 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My little sister! 38. Who's the worst? One of my cousins. 39. What are you most jealous of? People who have a Porsche 911. Or a Ferrari. Or a Lambo. Etc. 40. Are you OCD about anything? I am not OCD. I am CDO. With the letters in alphabetical order, as they bloody well should be! I do count wagons/carriages on trains when they pass by a crossing I am waiting at. 41. What would you do if your best friend died? Cry? 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No. 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Smoking. 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? My best local friend here. 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Choice 1. 46. What size is your bed? King. 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? The zombie acopalypse man! 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese. And I do like cheese. 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? You don't want to know. 50. What is more important - lust or love? Love. 51. Define marriage in a sentence. Not possible. 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Androids. 53. Does size matter? Yes, of course. 54. Do you have any STDs? No. 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? I have a wicked tongue. 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Going at it until I blow, and again, and again, and again... That is getting more and more difficult. 57. What’s your favorite position? Horizontal doggy. 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Yeah, right. 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No. 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? The outside rapids off a tropical swimming pool, at night. 61. How often do you masturbate? About once every 2 days when GF is not around. Never when she is. 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No. 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Two months. 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Of course. 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Of course. 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? None really. 67. Did you get it? N/A 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes. 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Spelling. 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes for a week, on a sponsored holiday kind of thing. 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Shouldn't have created cold viruses and allergenics man. 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'm not sure. *thinking* I was who I was then and what I did was being me. 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Sometimes. 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? A lot. 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 210 kph on a 120 kph highway. That was an exceptional case though. 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Pick my nose. 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Jessica Rabbit? Oh come on, none! They're frigging cartoon characters. 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Speaking up too easily against high school teachers. 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Eating insects. Cruelty to animals. 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? No. 81. What was your nickname in high school? Cannot translate. 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I'm too young to decide 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Failing my first year of college. 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? People 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 1988 I think. A school trip. 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Put on my glasses. 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? I'd say Singapore but I did that. Philippines or Thailand now. 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? More pizza delivery people. 89. Do you think you are selfish? Usually, no. 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Euh I do. 91. What is your favorite drink? Coca-Cola. 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Not much. 93. What is the last book you read? Part 5 of the seven part Seven Suns sage by Kevin J. Anderson. 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A lot. 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? None. I like earth. 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Too early for that! 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Smart, friendly, horny. 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. You don't want to know... 30+ minutes get yelled at sessions when anything went wrong... 99. What is your greatest weakness? Naked female behinds. 100. 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11-01-2011, 10:22 PM | #44 |
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Hey
1. What's your bday?
January 3rd 2. How many children do you want to have? 3, 2 boys and a girl 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) I don't really know 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 28-35 5. Any pets? Ofcourse, one husky-malamute please 6. If yes, what kind? Husky-malamute 7. What is your dream vehicle? 1968 Mustang GT500, commonely refferred to as Elanore 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? I'd go to Canada and hellicopter ski 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? An AR-15, A power generator, tons of gasoline, a Satlight dish, and a TV. It'd get mighty boring, whats more entertaining then shooting shit, and dexter? 11. Describe your perfect date? No such thing 12. What is your darkest fantasy? I'm not really sure... It'd be kinky tho.. 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Id be rich, brilliant, and stunning 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. A flawless body, smart enough to challenge me, but not too smart as to make me feel retarded. Tells it like it is, isn't overly dramatic. Kind, rich, and loves crazy shit 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Never tried it, dont know if I ever want to 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Nope 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? That depends, if someone commits suicide and they are the sole provider for someone who cannot provide for themselves, and they pass away due to lack of whatever above person provided... would that be considered murder? The answers would be the same, because essentially that is what is happening. The person committing suicide provides the body for the other people, but it is not theirs. (This is assuming ofcourse that the person threatening suicide is the dominant personality) 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Never 19. If yes what animal? Never 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Never 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? They'd be stuck in the 24 hour gang-bang. Thanks, but I like my body in-tact 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? 66445.08 in US dollars. I guess I'd probably put it in savings. Perhaps buy a new car? Maybe that mustang (As a fixer-upper) 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? The wild west, and I'd be the baddest mo-fo of them all 24. Do you like chocolate? Ofcourse 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because computer hardware, and opperating systems are sooo small 26. What's your dream life? Retirement 27. What scares you the most and why? Bee's. Childhood fear really 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Mountains, beach's, and women 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Thumbs, I wouldn't know what to do without em! 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? They dont, your in a gown.... I think you should look up sexual assault laws in your neighborhood... 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Nope 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? 33. If so, which ones? 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically, a marathon. Emotionally, a marathon 35. What are your two biggest regrets? Freshman year... 'nough said 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Haha, STUDY 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My Grandpa, he's awesome 38. Who's the worst? My sister **shivers** 39. What are you most jealous of? Nothing really. 40. Are you OCD about anything? Nope 41. What would you do if your best friend died? I don't know 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? I'd assume so, they have crash courses for passengers! 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Smoking 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? That's harsh. 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? complete amnesia. It would be like a second life, and a fresh start. Plus, you can still have sex... 46. What size is your bed? Queen 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? So it doesn't slip off or allow dirt in... 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Easy, cheese 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? Money 50. What is more important - lust or love? Love encompasses lust... so obviously more important 51. Define marriage in a sentence. A religious and legal ceremony confirming the bond betweens 2 individuals in life. 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Their hairs. We use sheep primarily for clothing, which is why we see them as comforting, they us their hair for clothing, so Id assume they do the same. 53. Does size matter? Always 54. Do you have any STDs? All clean, military checks frequently 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? huh? I can do 3 summersaults in your vagina 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? On the 4th summersault, I get an indian penis burn 57. What’s your favorite position? The kinkiest one 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? I dont think I have herd anyone use that term. And I do believe that would be constituted as improper grammer... 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Nope 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? A parkinglot 61. How often do you masturbate? Once a week-ish 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Nope, they poke em. Like if I stabbed you with the opposite side of the feather! 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Idk, depends how many woman id been active with at that particular time 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? I'v made a porn, yes. With me in it, yes. Never alone though, so I guess im not sure if I fully understand your phrasing 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yup, the second 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? adult toy store 67. Did you get it? I never called them back 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Would guards be present? Would I be equipped with another gun? 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Whiney chicks 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Kinda, we use to live on one when I was a kid... but I never really worked it 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? It is blasphemous to assume god sneezes. It would be saying that god isn't perfect.. 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'da socialized less, and studied harder 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Only if I have music playing 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? My country doesn't have speed limits... Oh wait, are those the white signs? 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? I got ticketed for 20 over once, I don't know my actual speed though 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? I don't know 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? I dont know 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Lying 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? puke 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Technically no, it depends on the type of particles creating the smell, as well as the wind, pressure, and humidity of the environment 81. What was your nickname in high school? No comment 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Sex in the City 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? I don't know 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? I love being intelligent, I hate the greed, and curruption 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? I was young, maybe 5? 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Coffee and cig 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? amsterdam, anywhere closer to me 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? More money in Pizza's. Ask Herman Cain 89. Do you think you are selfish? No, I dont think so 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Being Polite 91. What is your favorite drink? Jeager Bombs 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Beer, Orange Juice, some defrosting steak 93. What is the last book you read? Stephen Colbert's, I am America, and So Can You! 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 3 Million 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Supreme Ruler 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Fire kindling 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I don't know... Damn im good 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. An alchoholic I use to work for. He was an ass 99. What is your greatest weakness? My legs are sooo skinny, its saddening 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? This question is actually why I decided to do this... Just to answer this. Technically, temperature is measured in heat, since being cold is just the absence of heat (which is energy). So the question is technically unanswerable. Then it would also depend if we were talking Kelvin, Celsius, or Farenhieght, which are all measured in "degrees". Then we could convert 0 farenheight to celsuis, which is -17 and 7/9ths. Multiply by 2, which is roughly -35 and 5/9ths. Then convert back to farenheight, bringing us to... roughly -32 degrees farenheight. |
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1. What's your bday? December 2nd 1990
2. How many children do you want to have? Z-row 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Anna Jean 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 24 - 28 5. Any pets? nope, but you knew that 6. If yes, what kind? 7. What is your dream vehicle? a working one 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Florida! meet a "friend" 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? I'm going to say hair is included, I've always been obsessed with mine and other people's hair 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Easy. Corn plant seeds, generator, TV, PS3, Games 11. Describe your perfect date? romantic dinner, maybe a walk through central. 12. What is your darkest fantasy? Seeing your "creative" side > 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? be more submissive, be better at coming up with conversations, and not be addicted to ps3 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. would it be cheating if i just said you? umm, strong, can fight, very smart, likes good music, aint no country boy. 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? not for me 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? nope 19. If yes what animal? 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? hehe I guess dog 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd probably be the one getting gang banged 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? $66,502.80 USD probably look into getting a house 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 1969 woodstock baby! 24. Do you like chocolate? love it, unless chocolate was the name of a stripper, then i might bang it 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? micro refers the the computer not the company 26. What's your dream life? i'm living it baby 27. What scares you the most and why? ...spiders I blame it on all the spider movies i watched as a kid 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? sunsets, awesome looking clouds, hot people 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? hair i suppose, I've always been obsessed with mine and other peoples 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? because they want to reduce the amount of time they see YOU naked 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yup 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? yup 33. If so, which ones? I love me some hot wings! 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Emotionally - Parents Divorce Physically - move my bed XD 35. What are your two biggest regrets? I try not to regret anything, i value my mistakes because i learn from them. 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? nothing, then what would I have learned? 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my brother 38. Who's the worst? mom 39. What are you most jealous of? i hate to sound greedy, but money 40. Are you OCD about anything? tilted picture frames make me snap 41. What would you do if your best friend died? sigh, i don't know, but it wouldnt be good 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Since when was i a flight line? XD 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? PS3 addiction 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? hmm Devon 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? amesia 46. What size is your bed? I be rockin that queen! 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? so you dont have to wear you Tallahassee costume for any serious reasons 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? there's other forms of sexy, I choose cheese! 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? more wishes, everyone knows that, duh. 50. What is more important - lust or love? love. 51. Define marriage in a sentence. Your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? mirrors 53. Does size matter? not if you love the person, wow I just cot really philosophical all of a sudden, hehe 54. Do you have any STDs? nope 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? please my partner 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? hmm i guess trying new things 57. What’s your favorite position? doggy style 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? The gift of love isn't free 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) there so many thats been named, probably not 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? bed, lol im lame 61. How often do you masturbate?as often as you let me, duh :P 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? big bird can talk, why not ask him? 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 14 years 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? nope 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? well chelsey, that one time. 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? does position of a slave count? :P 67. Did you get it? i don't know, you tell me 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? sure, i'd just be a stripper 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? clocks telling the wrong time 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? nope 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? bless you, duh 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? i could probably have more friends 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? of course, who dosnt 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? all. the. time. 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? probably 30 or 40 over 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? probably steal somthing 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? sora from kingdom hearts 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? probably getting too many detentions in school, haha i was lame 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? people who think they're amazing and they arnt. 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?depends how big your nose is 81. What was your nickname in high school? didnt have one 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? i'm putting myself in the gutter here....easy A NOTE: but it wasnt that bad! 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? there's no such thing as that one event, but being here in new york during 9/11 was pretty drastic. 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love the people, and i hate the people if that makes sense 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 9 years old to Ohio 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Text you 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Canada 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because pizza is more important, duh. 89. Do you think you are selfish? sometimes 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? because it turns too many people on. 91. What is your favorite drink? Guinness 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? cold air. that's. about. it. 93. What is the last book you read? The Raven for the 865874859485th time 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 42. (i'll see if you know that) 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? I'd probably run, its aliens man!!! 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Nau 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Submissive, loyal, happy 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. I bused tables in a restaurant, and told the manager i want to be a server. He gave me a list of things I needed to improve on. So i did, then when i asked him if I could be a server he said "sure!" a few weeks went by and I asked why he didnt make me a server yet and he said "what makes you think you can be a server" i said "bye!" 99. What is your greatest weakness? Blindly following what someone says 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Zero divided by 1. __________________
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