Man vs. Machine: A Spanking Add Thread

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by PrincessSylveon

Ohhh I do like team man, because then they can hear and appreciate all the pretty little noises I make!

But this is a self-spanking comparison! Not a couples spanking comparison! I don't use the machine during sexy times with my husband, either... actually, that's not true. We have used the machine once while I was giving him a bj, that was pretty fun.

But regardless! This thread is about the best method for self-spanking, which is clearly machine.

[Naughtyslave1307]

Originally Posted by delaneythenerd

Oof, could you imagine doing an orgasm add thread and not being allowed to use machines? Your arm would just fall right off.

That would be a tough one to do :O if it would be easier to do i would use my toys for all these facials i have to do but i guess im just gonna make my arm stronger for the spanks

[Dungeonmaster]

Less talking, more spanking.

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307

That would be a tough one to do :O if it would be easier to do i would use my toys for all these facials i have to do but i guess im just gonna make my arm stronger for the spanks

I'm telling you, a spanking machine is the way to go. You'll find out one day. It's the way of the future.

[Naughtyslave1307]

Originally Posted by Dungeonmaster

Less talking, more spanking.

Hey I don't have any spanks I have to do at the moment so I can talk :P

[Cine]

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307

Hey I don't have any spanks I have to do at the moment so I can talk :P

🤣 than everything is fine

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307

Hey I don't have any spanks I have to do at the moment so I can talk :P

He's just tired of hearing me make superior arguments in Team Machine's favor.

[Dungeonmaster]

Spanks, more spanks. So many spanks.

[Naughtyslave1307]

hmmm i might go looking for a way to keep quiet for a little bit :P

[StealthyKitten]

Originally Posted by delaneythenerd

We should ALL get spanking machines and buddy up! Like book club, but more fun!

Monthly spank club

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307

I will say tho if Lovense ever makes an auto spanker I will most definitely be getting that! It’s so much more fun if someone else controls the spanks

Originally Posted by delaneythenerd

I just had a dream about this the other week! If lovense ever made one I would upgrade in a heartbeat! I mean it's possible, right? They've got to be running low on machine ideas by now.

Olay I admit if lovense did it I would be a sucker and cave after a couple months.... if it was reasonably affordable

[Dungeonmaster]

With Lovense it would technically still be someone else administering the spanking though. Someone would be able to vary intensity or placement.

[StealthyKitten]

Originally Posted by Dungeonmaster

With Lovense it would technically still be someone else administering the spanking though. Someone would be able to vary intensity or placement.

Yeah but I can admit it would be far closer to machine than man if they made something.

But that doesnt mean I would be using it more than I spank myself!!!!!

I think man done spankings just fit better for regular spanking, like bedtime spankings! Sleepy self spankings just hit different, literally.

[Dungeonmaster]

I'm gonna hit you....

[StealthyKitten]

Originally Posted by Dungeonmaster

I'm gonna hit you....

Nooooooo not more spanks (hehehe)

[Naughtyslave1307]

ooooo me too more spanks for team man!