Never ending story of denial

[AnonRK]

Originally Posted by bluedieblub

You know. Leland was right. You are a dog. A golden retriever! *Pets the dog* best animal!

*Prompty lays on the floor, on top of your feet so you can't stand up, looking at you with the cutest eyes asking for more petting*

[Leland]

The 4 netherlanders here (I always want to write neanderthals LuL) all sound very nice people... you can all play the less risky game possible and share only the general area you live in...

Originally Posted by bluedieblub

It's a known epidemic. Really tenacious. If you have a good sense of smell you can feel the denial hanging in the air too.

Wow so sad... good thing I'm here to help! I called this thread Denial Hell, or Hellven, etc, and Nether also means Hell, so this thread is really meant to be your home and safe place! All you dutch pets should join! Anon, FolDae, blue...

Join the thread to have endless fun! I'll give you all easy rules, like only 20 edges/day and a free full orgasm per month! Great offer, today only! Last spots too, run for it!

[AnonRK]

Originally Posted by AnonRK

*Prompty lays on the floor, on top of your feet so you can't stand up, looking at you with the cutest eyes asking for more petting*

, I should do this the next time Leland gives me scratches!

[AnonRK]

Originally Posted by Leland

The 4 netherlanders here (I always want to write neanderthals LuL) all sound very nice people... you can all play the less risky game possible and share only the general area you live in...

Wow so sad... good thing I'm here to help! I called this thread Denial Hell, or Hellven, etc, and Nether also means Hell, so this thread is really meant to be your home and safe place! All you dutch pets should join! Anon, FolDae, blue...

Join the thread to have endless fun! I'll give you all easy rules, like only 20 edges/day and a free full orgasm per month! Great offer, today only! Last spots too, run for it!

I'll pass on that last part..

Also currently started working on a story about the 2 litres pee thing, so it will take a bit longer than just plainly telling what happened, so be patient everyone

[Leland]

Originally Posted by AnonRK

*Prompty lays on the floor, on top of your feet so you can't stand up, looking at you with the cutest eyes asking for more petting*

WTF when I call you a dog and I want to pet you, you always get angry and run away WTF or bite me WTF I just want to be friends WTF So horribly mean ç_ç WTF

[bluedieblub]

It's a traaaaaaaap! Quick! Runaway! *Gets on his trusty Labrador steed and rides into the sunset*

[AnonRK]

Originally Posted by Leland

WTF when I call you a dog and I want to pet you, you always get angry and run away WTF or bite me WTF I just want to be friends WTF So horribly mean ç_ç WTF

You are calling me a dog just to insult me!
At least he knows how to treat a dog!

[AnonRK]

Originally Posted by bluedieblub

It's a traaaaaaaap! Quick! Runaway! *Gets on his trusty Labrador steed and rides into the sunset*

*doesn't stand up, so still trapping blue's feet so he can't run away unless he pets me until I am happy *

[bluedieblub]

Shouts "Squirrel!" and points toward the sunset.

[Leland]

Originally Posted by bluedieblub

It's a traaaaaaaap! Quick! Runaway! *Gets on his trusty Labrador steed and rides into the sunset*

Ok that's actually really really cute, but... SIGN THE FOOORM!

*Follows them with the papers in her mouth*

Originally Posted by AnonRK

You are calling me a dog just to insult me!
At least he knows how to treat a dog!

Good point... so I should hide the truth that you are a smelly oily shitty mangy mutt and call you cute with a baby voice... I see... you want a relationship based on lies? Deal!

[AnonRK]

*stands up disappointed when not being pet more, and walks over to Leland, doing the same thing hoping for scratches*

[bluedieblub]

Petting afterwards. We first need to get the squirrel and escape the cat. Don't be distracted by how cute it is. It carries deadly paperwork. Don't you see? A snoek has already been wrapped in it once!

[AnonRK]

Originally Posted by bluedieblub

Petting afterwards. We first need to get the squirrel and escape the cat. Don't be distracted by how cute it is. It carries deadly paperwork. Don't you see? A snoek has already been wrapped in it once!

Honestly confused where this squirrel part came from haha

[bluedieblub]

It's from the movie UP, you should watch it, it's amazing. If you aren't in the mood for sad, skip the first 10 minutes or so until he leaves the house.

Also, definitely a general dog thing!

[Leland]

Originally Posted by bluedieblub

Petting afterwards. We first need to get the squirrel and escape the cat. Don't be distracted by how cute it is. It carries deadly paperwork. Don't you see? A snoek has already been wrapped in it once!

What are you talking about? She's perfectly fine...

*stands up disappointed when not being pet more, and walks over to Leland, doing the same thing hoping for scratches*

Finally! Who's a good boy? You are! I really wanted to pet you... here... ewww... what a nice... sticky... fur... and such lively fleas... scratchy scratchy... at least you are so shiny... ah, it must be from a gasoline puddle... what a beauty... *cries*