Man vs. Machine: A Spanking Add Thread

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by PrincessSylveon

I’ll join team undecided
I’m glad you two are having fun!!

Princess!! Welcome to the thread. Any thoughts so far?

[Naughtyslave1307]

Hopefully the thoughts are, team man is so much better than a silly little machine

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307

What happens if you get horny during a tornado and don’t have power for your silly little machine to work! How can you get spankings!

Fortunately I will never face that dilemma, because tornadoes are my biggest fear, so I will be far too anxious to be horny.

(Also I live in an apartment complex, so stripping down and starting up my spanking machine in the shared basement that's packed with people would be awkward....)

[Naughtyslave1307]

That would get pretty awkward 😂 well by the end of the day I’ll have a new spanking toy for myself! It’s a paddle that also shocks when you get spanked!

It’s technically on both teams then?

[delaneythenerd]

That would be a third team, Team... Android? I don't know, but it wounds like the best of both worlds. I've never experimented with shocks myself. You'll have to let us know how it goes!

[Naughtyslave1307]

Will do! I’m a little nervous for it cuz I think it also tracks the spanks so everyone can make sure I’m doing them 😭

[delaneythenerd]

A little accountability couldn't hurt.

[StealthyKitten]

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307

Will do! I’m a little nervous for it cuz I think it also tracks the spanks so everyone can make sure I’m doing them 😭

Originally Posted by delaneythenerd

A little accountability couldn't hurt.

The idea of the shocks scare me a little outside of fantasy but the idea of it keeping track if spanks! Oooooo I do like that!

I think a spanking impliment that you could set to keep track and only count them if they meet requirements you set wpukd be lots of fun!!

[Dungeonmaster]

I thought we have subs to count the spanks

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by Dungeonmaster

Very true.
Also when Skynet takes over, the machine might run away and spank someone else.

Well, now you're just coming up with hentai prompts. A sentient spanking machine that wanders around town bending people over and spanking them in public? Pretty sure I've seen that on DeviantArt before....

[Naughtyslave1307]

If I’m understanding the details of the product it shocks based on how hard the spank is and also tracks that do you can’t get away with anything

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307

If I’m understanding the details of the product it shocks based on how hard the spank is and also tracks that do you can’t get away with anything

I think you'll need to give us a full product review here once you've tried it out.

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten

I think a spanking impliment that you could set to keep track and only count them if they meet requirements you set wpukd be lots of fun!!

Careful Stealthy, it sounds like you're starting to see the benefits to mixing machines and spanking....

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by PrincessSylveon

That’s true!! But I gotta hear from team machine before I make an informed decision!

I've already spoken a bit about why machines are superior, but I would love to answer any and all questions you may have!

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten

As I've said before spanking "by man" means no set up needed if you spontaneously want to spank/be spanked! Which means you can be cozy in bed and want a spanking and have one without having to get up at all!

It's funny that you mention being cozy in bed, because that's where I do most of my spankings, too! I have a bed frame that I can easily attach my machine too. Then I can stack a few pillows if needed (for extra comfort) and begin the spanking! Leaving my hands free to... well, usually to just grip at the bedsheets while my ass is being punished, if I'm honest.