Ask Emmyred Anything!

[inferiorwhiteboi]

Originally Posted by Emmyred

[B]
Do you have a favorite freckle?
This is going to sound crazy, but I have scars all over my thighs. One of my scars has a freckle in it that is shaped like a chevron, which was the symbol for a company I toured with for awhile.

That doesn't sound crazy at all ... at least, it's no crazier than wondering if you have a favorite freckle For the record ... oh never mind, I'll mention the scars at the end of this.

Originally Posted by Emmyred

[B]
In your own words, describe your legs….
I don’t like this question either. My legs are strong for a woman. I have thick calves and thighs. My legs are heavily freckled except for the spots right under my knees, and I have scars over my thighs.

You are aware that it doesn't matter if you "don't like the question", right? It's an ask me anything thread!

Originally Posted by Emmyred

[B]
If you had to give up a sextoy for a month, which one would you deprive yourself of?
My smallest vibe.

At some point, we may revisit the reason why I asked that question. For now though, I'll let you ponder this pair of sentences. Feel free to ponder out loud.

Originally Posted by Emmyred

[B]
What's the silliest thing that a guy has said in a pm to you on here?
There was one message that started with “I know you say you’re gay, but…” I wish I would have saved it.

Many guys are convinced that they, singlehandedly, can make a lesbian straight, because their cock is magical, has super powers, or makes women submissive to them just by the sight of it. FYI, in your inbox, you can click the checkbox, then at the bottom, move messages to a special folder (which you have to create beforehand), to save certain messages for posterity.

New questions...

Since many dance outfits involve leggins, tights & so forth ... In your free time, do you prefer bare legs, hose, garters or have no preference?

Everybody has scars. Some mental, some physical, but we all have them. They're nothing to be embarrassed about. I'm rather proud of mine. Is there an interesting story to any of your scars?

Favorite type of foreplay?

Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a kid?

If so, what was it's name?

Any siblings?

When you log on to gD, what is the first thing you typically do?

After the above, what is your typical next action?

[Emmyred]

You are aware that it doesn't matter if you "don't like the question", right? It's an ask me anything thread!
Yes, I’m aware. That’s why I went ahead and answered it. You’re welcome.

At some point, we may revisit the reason why I asked that question. For now though, I'll let you ponder this pair of sentences. Feel free to ponder out loud.
*Makes questioning and distrusting eyebrows at you*

Since many dance outfits involve leggins, tights & so forth ... In your free time, do you prefer bare legs, hose, garters or have no preference?
Bare legs. All the time. Unless i’m dancing, I never wear tights.

Everybody has scars. Some mental, some physical, but we all have them. They're nothing to be embarrassed about. I'm rather proud of mine. Is there an interesting story to any of your scars?
Not that I can think of. I’ve always told people ridiculous lies about them. (and because you didn’t ask, I don’t have you tell you what they’re from)

(and because I got snarky and posted that, now that’ll be in your next set of questions)

(I bet you also ask what I told people they were from.)

Favorite type of foreplay?
This is crazy, but I love when someone tells me in detail what they are going to do to me. If and how they’re going to spank me or tease me. What they are going to put inside me…

My imagination is so great, I can almost imagine myself to orgasm.

Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a kid?
A dog named Toto.

If so, what was it's name?
Wow, I’m good.

Any siblings?
Younger brother.

When you log on to gD, what is the first thing you typically do?
Read your PMs

After the above, what is your typical next action?
Reply to your PMs

[inferiorwhiteboi]

Okay, I'm curious now. What are the scars from? (Feel free to answer privately if you wish and I won't ask what lie you tell people.)

If you want to be snarky, why not retaliate by asking questions in other people's AMA threads? You're not the only one that has to do something because a question got asked.

Right handed or left handed?

The last porn you watched was _______?

Am I really the sort that you'd distrust or make questioning eyebrows toward?

How long has it been since you licked a pussy?

Oral and genital piercings: Turn on or turn off?

Have any tattoos?

You are aware, that since I used to answer my AMA's in blue, but can't anymore because of Miss Jess's Rules, that your blue text answers torment and mock me, right?

Where do you keep your sextoys?

At home, you opt for: Barefoot, socks only, slippers, regular shoes or ____?

When curling up with a book, your beverage of choice is _____?

[Emmyred]

If you want to be snarky, why not retaliate by asking questions in other people's AMA threads? You're not the only one that has to do something because a question got asked.
I don’t feel like I’m in a position to hurt you, and I don’t want to cause you any pain. So I’ll just get a little lippy with some of my answers. (Playfully lippy, of course)

Right handed or left handed?
Right

The last porn you watched was _______?
Does that clothespin zipper video you showed me count?

Am I really the sort that you'd distrust or make questioning eyebrows toward?
I don’t distrust you. But I would definitely make eyebrows at you. I’m making them now, as I type this.

How long has it been since you licked a pussy?
April (I know. I don’t want to talk about this dry spell)

Oral and genital piercings: Turn on or turn off?
No piercings at all. My ears are pierced, but when we had earrings as part of a costume, I had to have someone else put them in. I faint if I try.

Have any tattoos?
Yes.

You are aware, that since I used to answer my AMA's in blue, but can't anymore because of Miss Jess's Rules, that your blue text answers torment and mock me, right?
I’m sorry. I did not know this *changes text to green*

Where do you keep your sextoys?
This is terrible. They are all laid out on the tops of my dressers for easy access for that master I had. I haven’t touched them.

At home, you opt for: Barefoot, socks only, slippers, regular shoes or ____?
Always barefoot. Sometimes in public too.

When curling up with a book, your beverage of choice is _____?
Tea

[sammyy2qt]

1. What do you think of the States finally legalizing gay marriage?
2. Favourite sport to watch?
3. When/if you watch tv, what's the first channel you flip to?
4. What do you like about spanking?
5. What's the weather like where you are?
6. How often do you watch porn?

[Emmyred]

1. What do you think of the States finally legalizing gay marriage?
It’s great. I cried. That being said, I still live in a state where it’s legal to discriminate based on sexuality. I could be fired, overlooked for a job, refused service or housing. And unfortunately, I live in a part of the country where I believe it could and would happen.

2. Favourite sport to watch?
Women’s gymnastics

3. When/if you watch tv, what's the first channel you flip to?
Hulu?

4. What do you like about spanking?
I have no idea. There’s pain, but it’s stingy. It doesn’t hurt like soreness or work or normal bruising. And it’s always been a part of my fantasies. Pain affects me differently from other people though.

5. What's the weather like where you are?
For the first time, the sun came out. Everything is still flooded though.

6. How often do you watch porn?
Not often. I prefer reading erotica.

[inferiorwhiteboi]

Don't feel like you have to use green on my behalf. I was just saying that the blue text silently mocks me and reminds me of my humiliation since I must use pink now...

Ever tried reading erotica while erotic porn was audible in the background?

What's your favorite gymnastic event?

Historically, whom are your favorite olympic gymnasts?

Which upcoming task among the ones that you'll be doing across various gD threads (so you can't say you-know-which-one) are you least looking forward to?

Do you have a favorite outspoken, public figure from the gay/lesbian community?

Have you ever checked out George Takei's tumblr page?

Did you even know that he had a page?

Literary First Editions - if you could have one, and only one, which historically significant literary work would you want a First Edition of?

Have you read the Twilight books?

The clothespin zipper does count, although it was for educational purposes. What's the last one prior to that?

Based on your favorite type of foreplay, you must love reading task instructions, fantasizing what it'll be like to actually do them. Yes?

I'll ask again - get that script finished yet?

I didn't ask if you had Oral or Genital piercings. I asked if they were a turn-on or a turn-off. It sounds like the latter, so I'll change the theme of that line of questioning. Ever been with a gal who was pierced in either of those places?

Since I regularly drop this question in AMA threads, without cheating, can you name the Seven Dwarfs?

[Emmyred]

Ever tried reading erotica while erotic porn was audible in the background?
No.

What's your favorite gymnastic event?
The P&G Championship is great, but nothing beats the Olympics

Historically, whom are your favorite olympic gymnasts?
Mary Lou Retton. Nastia Liuken. Chellsie Memmel.

Which upcoming task among the ones that you'll be doing across various gD threads (so you can't say you-know-which-one) are you least looking forward to?
That PM thread. I just know that there are a few people who will be excited to have that much time.

Do you have a favorite outspoken, public figure from the gay/lesbian community?
I think Ellen has done a lot in terms of fighting the public battle. And I know she is old now, but I had a thing for Portia in middle school, and her honesty, openness, and community service in the ED community is admirable.

Have you ever checked out George Takei's tumblr page?
Not tumblr, but Youtube.

Did you even know that he had a page?
Not on Tumblr.

Literary First Editions - if you could have one, and only one, which historically significant literary work would you want a First Edition of?
The Scarlet Letter is the first thing that comes to mind.

Have you read the Twilight books?
Unfortunately.

The clothespin zipper does count, although it was for educational purposes. What's the last one prior to that?
Absolutely no idea. I don’t watch a lot of porn.

Based on your favorite type of foreplay, you must love reading task instructions, fantasizing what it'll be like to actually do them. Yes?
Yes. It’s a little bit of self-torture.

I'll ask again - get that script finished yet?
Nope. I’ve been busy answering A LOT of questions, and I played a couple rounds of battleship.

I didn't ask if you had Oral or Genital piercings. I asked if they were a turn-on or a turn-off. It sounds like the latter, so I'll change the theme of that line of questioning. Ever been with a gal who was pierced in either of those places?
No.

Since I regularly drop this question in AMA threads, without cheating, can you name the Seven Dwarfs?
Doc, Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Hungry, and Sleazy? (I know those last two aren’t right.)

[inferiorwhiteboi]

I suppose that I should have used the proper terminology. What is your favorite apparatus in gymanstics?

Do you want help with that script?

Oh, people will be looking forward to you being a pm slave for that long? Will you be a good girl and let them know why you're available for that duration?

Alright, so you like "good girl" as a phrase of praise. What word or phrase hits home as reinforcement that you were bad or disappointed a taskmaster?

One night stand: your place, her place, neutral site or never would happen?

Is there a question in this thread yet that you wish hadn't been asked?

[cracks]

Have you had sex in public?
What do you find most sexy about men?

[Emmyred]

Have you had sex in public?
No

What do you find most sexy about men?
Um...I can admire a nice forearm muscle? I don't know. I don't fantasize about men.

[batfinch]

When was the last time you wet your knickers

How often do you go out knickerless

Have you ever used a male toilet since you were an adult.

Did you father ever spank you as a child.

Do you sit on public toilet seats.

Have you ever peed behind a hedge.

Have you helped a male to pee by holding his thingie.

Has a male ever wipped you after you have peed

have you been to a nudist beach

[Emmyred]

When was the last time you wet your knickers?
When I was like 3? I don’t know.

How often do you go out knickerless?
Relatively frequently.

Have you ever used a male toilet since you were an adult?
Yes. I worked dance tours. I use whatever is open.

Did you father ever spank you as a child?
No, but he threatened to a lot.

Do you sit on public toilet seats?
Nope.

Have you ever peed behind a hedge?
Yes. I hike in the backcountry. I’ve also peed in front of a hedge.

Have you helped a male to pee by holding his thingie?
No. I would never do that.

Has a male ever wipped you after you have peed?
No. I would never allow someone to do that.

Have you been to a nudist beach?
In Spain, it’s just called a beach. Clothing is optional.

[inferiorwhiteboi]

Originally Posted by Emmyred

Have you had sex in public?
No

What do you find most sexy about men?
Um...I can admire a nice forearm muscle? I don't know. I don't fantasize about men.

You seem to have temporarily, accidentally, missed a post with questions in it *cough* more from me, of all the people to skip *cough*

And now, even more questions...

Ever taken an IQ test, and if so, do you remember your score?

Least favorite subject in high school?

Who was your celebrity crush while you were a teenager?

What position do you sleep in?

[Emmyred]

Ever taken an IQ test, and if so, do you remember your score?
130, but that was in middle school. I don’t think it changes much though.

Least favorite subject in high school?
Gym

Who was your celebrity crush while you were a teenager?
I went through stages. I was obsessed with Sarah Michelle Geller and Jennifer Garner. Note, I had no idea that these obsessions were really crushes...

What position do you sleep in?
I roll around a lot. I take up a whole queen sized bed.

I suppose that I should have used the proper terminology. What is your favorite apparatus in gymanstics?
Bars.

Do you want help with that script?
If you’re offering…I would love your assistance.

Oh, people will be looking forward to you being a pm slave for that long? Will you be a good girl and let them know why you're available for that duration?
You mean tell them that it’s because of your birthday tasks? I have every intention of doing so. The tasks that I don’t want to do, I’m not taking credit for. Thank you.

Alright, so you like "good girl" as a phrase of praise. What word or phrase hits home as reinforcement that you were bad or disappointed a taskmaster?
Is there anything worse than “I’m disappointed in you”?

One night stand: your place, her place, neutral site or never would happen?
My place.

Is there a question in this thread yet that you wish hadn't been asked?
Several. All the body questions. The name one.