Pickup lines - Page 2

howler.howler · 02-11-2015, 04:51 AM

"If I had a dollar for every time I meet someone as beautiful as you, I'd still have a dollar"

Jah Brother · 02-11-2015, 05:32 AM

Follow me, I got some candy in my van.

Works everytime with those chicks on the playground

RobinRed · 02-11-2015, 09:40 AM

My top 5 (and one "special"):

5. What's the breakfast like in your hotel?

4. Your dad is a thief.... cos he stole the diamonds out of the sky and put them into your eyes.

3. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

2. (while shaking hands) I love this custom you humans have of shaking hands, on my planet this is how we mate! Now that we've tried it my way, we should try it yours.

1. Stop molesting my eyes with that gorgeous body/face/smile of yours.

And the absolutely best one ever that has worked EVERY time I tried it (and, no, it doesn't fit every situation and is a bit "special" but yes I have tried it a few times):

Spoiler:

*whispered* I want to make love to you.

...too cheesey? ...maybe, but delivery is everything.

cbtslave999 · 02-11-2015, 10:32 AM

Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

Jah Brother · 02-11-2015, 11:15 AM

Fuck me if I am wrong but is your name Barbara?

IVIisty · 02-11-2015, 03:08 PM

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package...

No it didn't work. I don't think lines ever do. Unless the person they are used on was already interested. And even then, they are only humoured.

Sissy Slut 619 · 02-13-2015, 01:26 PM

Classic from when i was 15 "i lost my virginity can i have yours?"

ForeverAlways · 05-27-2015, 05:38 AM

1. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers!

2. Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

3. My doctor told me I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Yes, those have all been used on me before, to no avail

02-11-2015, 04:51 AM	#16
howler.howler Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 15	"If I had a dollar for every time I meet someone as beautiful as you, I'd still have a dollar" __________________ Completely inexperienced but eager to soak it all up. Tell me your stories, tell me everything. "He stepped down, trying not to look long at her, as if she were the sun; yet he saw her, like the sun, even without looking." -Anna Karenina

02-11-2015, 09:40 AM	#18
RobinRed Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: UK Posts: 56 Blog Entries: 6	Top 5+ My top 5 (and one "special"): 5. What's the breakfast like in your hotel? 4. Your dad is a thief.... cos he stole the diamonds out of the sky and put them into your eyes. 3. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 2. (while shaking hands) I love this custom you humans have of shaking hands, on my planet this is how we mate! Now that we've tried it my way, we should try it yours. 1. Stop molesting my eyes with that gorgeous body/face/smile of yours. And the absolutely best one ever that has worked EVERY time I tried it (and, no, it doesn't fit every situation and is a bit "special" but yes I have tried it a few times): Spoiler: whispered I want to make love to you. ...too cheesey? ...maybe, but delivery is everything. __________________ Damn sexy hot! (yes, I can prove it!) m/37/uk : [Bi, because a girl told me so.] :Humiliation, diapers, edging, anal, webcam (did I mention I was hot?) :Face (at first) illegal, friends, permanent My PM Dares List Denied by girls https://dirtycode.io/9J7D4

02-13-2015, 01:26 PM	#22
Sissy Slut 619 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: London Posts: 101 Blog Entries: 2	Classic from when i was 15 "i lost my virginity can i have yours?" __________________ bisexual/male/19 yr old PM dares: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=72671 Liks/dislikes http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=72988 Someone seems to have stolen my kik, new one is Kik: sissyslut653 Pm me a punishment within limits and i will do it my girl name is Claudia please feel free to call me it

05-27-2015, 05:38 AM	#23
ForeverAlways getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Hogwarts Posts: 278 Blog Entries: 6	1. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers! 2. Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes. 3. My doctor told me I'm lacking Vitamin U. Yes, those have all been used on me before, to no avail __________________ "Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak, & notice more than you realize." ~Unknown 20/F/Switchy/Straightish Likes/Dislikes/Limits AMA

02-11-2015, 05:32 AM	#17
Jah Brother Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 620 Blog Entries: 3	Follow me, I got some candy in my van. Works everytime with those chicks on the playground

02-11-2015, 10:32 AM	#19
cbtslave999 Distinguished Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: USA Posts: 581 Blog Entries: 6	Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

02-11-2015, 11:15 AM	#20
Jah Brother Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 620 Blog Entries: 3	Fuck me if I am wrong but is your name Barbara?

02-11-2015, 03:08 PM	#21
IVIisty Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 37	Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package... No it didn't work. I don't think lines ever do. Unless the person they are used on was already interested. And even then, they are only humoured.