The corrupted wish game. - Page 122

iSpuds · 05-14-2014, 06:50 AM

Somebody buys you the Principality of Sealand for your birthday. (Here ya go.)

I wish I had more coffee.

patty_NL · 05-14-2014, 10:24 AM

Granted, however all the coffee you get is cold though.

I wish I could tell when someone likes me

SweetTeen · 05-14-2014, 10:27 AM

granted but if you talk to any person who likes you they die

I wish I wouldnt be upset.

iSpuds · 05-14-2014, 12:58 PM

Aw. *hug*

I mean, granted. However, this impairs your ability to respond to any upsetting situation, as well as your sense of self-preservation. That is to say, rather than be upset or worried by having pneumonia or a gun pointed at your head and having the presence of mind to preserve your life, you will instead happily die.

I wish my laundry was magically clean.

owneed · 05-14-2014, 01:02 PM

granted, now its cleaned from any dirt, and from any colors, all your clothes are white now...

I wish I could find a descent sub...

iSpuds · 05-14-2014, 01:11 PM

Granted. A Subway sandwich descends from the heavens into your hands. (Yes, I know what you really meant.

)

I wish my dentist would call me back already.

owneed · 05-14-2014, 01:30 PM

(even better, I don't know how that is corrupted

)
granted, -terren terren- -pick up the phone- "hey Miss Ispuds, I am really sorry, we need to take all your teeth off, no, no this has to be today, sorry and good luck"

I wish I would work with an actual payment

iSpuds · 05-14-2014, 01:56 PM

Granted. Your employer is in Wales and you are paid in sheep.

I wish I didn't have to clean the kitchen.

owneed · 05-14-2014, 02:16 PM

(wow, you have a cleaning problem

)
its okay, you don't have to clean the kitchen, in fact, you don't have to clean at all...

I wish, I can afford a new laptop...

iSpuds · 05-14-2014, 07:58 PM

(That's not a corrupted wish at all, I don't want to clean anything.

)
Congratulations, you can now afford a fancypants laptop after selling your organs to the black market. Hard to use it when you're dead, though.

I wish I had oatmeal cookies.

slavepuptx · 05-14-2014, 08:58 PM

You have all of the oatmeal cookies in the world, but every time you reach for one it crumbles into dust.

I wish I had a tatoo.

sissies of marvel 2 · 05-14-2014, 10:10 PM

Granted, but it's something completely embarrassing that you got when drunk.

I wish ispud would quit killing people with all the wishes she corrupts

iSpuds · 05-15-2014, 07:32 PM

(Wow, I have been on a killing spree.)
Granted, she does this by killing herself. You're arrested for provoking a suicide.

I wish it wasn't so hot so I can turn on my damn oven.

owneed · 05-16-2014, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iSpuds

(Wow, I have been on a killing spree.)
Granted, she does this by killing herself. You're arrested for provoking a suicide.

I wish it wasn't so hot so I can turn on my damn oven.

its freezing cold, that you still can't turn on your damn over.

I wish I would find the 300 pounds I lost yesterday

patty_NL · 05-16-2014, 05:47 AM

Granted but turns out they're all counterfeit pounds.

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere I wanted to so I wouldn't have to pay so much

05-14-2014, 06:50 AM	#1816
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Somebody buys you the Principality of Sealand for your birthday. (Here ya go.) I wish I had more coffee. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-14-2014, 10:24 AM	#1817
patty_NL getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 265	Granted, however all the coffee you get is cold though. I wish I could tell when someone likes me __________________ Change my Wallpaper! 27 m locked in enforced chastity Kik: Spoiler: pattynl Skype: Spoiler: live:jacknall_94 Telegram: Spoiler: jfnall

05-14-2014, 10:27 AM	#1818
SweetTeen getDare Addict Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Germany Posts: 2,045 Blog Entries: 31	granted but if you talk to any person who likes you they die I wish I wouldnt be upset. __________________ Likes Ask me anything !

05-14-2014, 12:58 PM	#1819
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Aw. hug I mean, granted. However, this impairs your ability to respond to any upsetting situation, as well as your sense of self-preservation. That is to say, rather than be upset or worried by having pneumonia or a gun pointed at your head and having the presence of mind to preserve your life, you will instead happily die. I wish my laundry was magically clean. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-14-2014, 01:11 PM	#1821
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Granted. A Subway sandwich descends from the heavens into your hands. (Yes, I know what you really meant. ) I wish my dentist would call me back already. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-14-2014, 01:02 PM	#1820
owneed Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 192 Blog Entries: 9	granted, now its cleaned from any dirt, and from any colors, all your clothes are white now... I wish I could find a descent sub...

05-14-2014, 01:30 PM	#1822
owneed Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 192 Blog Entries: 9	(even better, I don't know how that is corrupted ) granted, -terren terren- -pick up the phone- "hey Miss Ispuds, I am really sorry, we need to take all your teeth off, no, no this has to be today, sorry and good luck" I wish I would work with an actual payment

05-14-2014, 01:56 PM	#1823
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Granted. Your employer is in Wales and you are paid in sheep. I wish I didn't have to clean the kitchen. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-14-2014, 02:16 PM	#1824
owneed Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 192 Blog Entries: 9	(wow, you have a cleaning problem ) its okay, you don't have to clean the kitchen, in fact, you don't have to clean at all... I wish, I can afford a new laptop...

05-14-2014, 07:58 PM	#1825
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	(That's not a corrupted wish at all, I don't want to clean anything. ) Congratulations, you can now afford a fancypants laptop after selling your organs to the black market. Hard to use it when you're dead, though. I wish I had oatmeal cookies. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-14-2014, 08:58 PM	#1826
slavepuptx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 200 Blog Entries: 3	You have all of the oatmeal cookies in the world, but every time you reach for one it crumbles into dust. I wish I had a tatoo. __________________ 33/gay Likes: diapers, rules, control, cam games, humil Punishment: drink piss,spanking,cbt,messy,plug,chastity Limits: permanent,scat,public,family,anal,face Toys & Fun Stuff PM me Padded and i will immediately put on a diaper and wear it until it leaks. PM me Exchange and one of your PM dares for me to do PM me KikStrip and your kik, and I will send you a nude pic PM me bounce and I will do 30 naked jumping jacks PM me ReUse # (1-5) and I will wear the same underwear for # days

05-14-2014, 10:10 PM	#1827
sissies of marvel 2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 126 Blog Entries: 3	Granted, but it's something completely embarrassing that you got when drunk. I wish ispud would quit killing people with all the wishes she corrupts

05-15-2014, 07:32 PM	#1828
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	(Wow, I have been on a killing spree.) Granted, she does this by killing herself. You're arrested for provoking a suicide. I wish it wasn't so hot so I can turn on my damn oven. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-16-2014, 05:47 AM	#1830
patty_NL getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 265	Granted but turns out they're all counterfeit pounds. I wish I could teleport myself anywhere I wanted to so I wouldn't have to pay so much __________________ Change my Wallpaper! 27 m locked in enforced chastity Kik: Spoiler: pattynl Skype: Spoiler: live:jacknall_94 Telegram: Spoiler: jfnall