10-16-2011, 10:32 PM | #136 |
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1. When did you last masturbate?
hmmm about 2 days ago :3 2. What did you use? Ice 3. What did you think about? I honestly can't remember =p 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? Ice 5. Did you enjoy it? Very much so 6. How long was it there for? I'm not sure, untill it melted I guess but I just put in more 7. Was it clean when it came out? It was clean water lol 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? ummm no? 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? Yes ^///^ 10. What happened? shockingly nothing 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? nope 12. What was it? -- 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? I would if I had one 14. If so, where do you wear it? -- 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. Yes I have, a few times actually. Well each time, no matter how slow or what position it always hurts like hell so he would just push in really hard and fast (once i was relaxed enough of course) and pull out. Then he'd play with me for a few minutes so I could get over the pain and I was fine after a bit. The anal sex was great 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? nope 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? ummm none so far =p hopeing to do some soon 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? nothing as of yet 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? yup yup ^.^ 20. What type of porn do you like? BDSM and anal mainly 21. How frequently do you masturbate? once every few days 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? I don't think so >.> 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? Not yet =p 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? Well I put binderclips on them once and it hurt like holy hell so you could say they were "punished" 25. Do you get turned on my getdare?[/QUOTE] YES YES YES!!!!
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10-21-2011, 09:53 AM | #137 |
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1. When did you last masturbate?
two days ago... 2. What did you use? my hand... I'm a guy... 3. What did you think about? I was on my pc with a pic of two guys fucking... I wanted to see if I could cum with gay porn... its really hard... I really prefer straight porn... 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? a deodorant can... 5. Did you enjoy it? so much... 6. How long was it there for? about 30 minutes or more... 7. Was it clean when it came out? no, not at all... 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? yes, the left one is lower... 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? no... 10. What happened? - 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? nope 12. What was it? - 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? I dont have one... but I will buy one.. 14. If so, where do you wear it? - 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. no, unfortunelly 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? nope... 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? I cant think of any right now... 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? cant remember of anything really dangerous... 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? yes, pain really turns me on... 20. What type of porn do you like? bdsm, lesbian, smoking, menstruation, shemales... I guess thats all... 21. How frequently do you masturbate? almost everyday... 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? yeap, with clothes pin on my nipples... 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? nope... but someday it will happend... 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? nope... 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? yeas, its a pretty good one... I'm going to get some clothes pin now... |
10-21-2011, 09:59 AM | #138 |
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1. When did you last masturbate? Last night
2. What did you use? hand 3. What did you think about? fucking the guys in the porn I was watching 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? a bottle 5. Did you enjoy it? kinda, was very painful 6. How long was it there for? 10 mins 7. Was it clean when it came out? no :P 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? yes lol 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? yes 10. What happened? they saw my porn (kinda) 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? I REGRET NOTHING 12. What was it? .... ^ 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? I wish, dont have one 14. If so, where do you wear it?... 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. kinda (no) basiclly a guy pushed his small dick into my ass a little but it failed 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? no 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? I dont know there all kinda embarrassing 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? sticking large things up my ass :P 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? um not really 20. What type of porn do you like? anal 21. How frequently do you masturbate? as often as I can 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? dont really 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? dares 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? nope 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? YESSS |
10-25-2011, 05:30 PM | #139 |
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1. When did you last masturbate?
5 hours ago. 2. What did you use? a sock 3. What did you think about? my hot girlfreind 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? "fake cum" 5. Did you enjoy it? ironically, somewhat. 6. How long was it there for? about 1 hour 7. Was it clean when it came out? well, it was flour water and salt. so i don't know how clean that can be. 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? yes. 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? no. and i like to keep it like that. 10. What happened? they still havn't 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? probobly, but i can't think of anything. 12. What was it? idk. 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? NO! 14. If so, where do you wear it? NO! 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. NO! 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? no 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? to fully X-dress infront of my girlfreind in public, pee myself, and give my self a hanging wedgie from a nearby tree with cooked pasta in the panties i was wareing. 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? nothing really. 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? no. 20. What type of porn do you like? anime, self peeing, and lesbian 21. How frequently do you masturbate? not to often 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? no. 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? no. 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? no. 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? no!
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10-26-2011, 04:43 AM | #140 |
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1. When did you last masturbate? Last night
2. What did you use? Hand 3. What did you think about? CMNF 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? dildo 5. Did you enjoy it? yes, but it was larger than I used to, so it hurt a bit 6. How long was it there for? 20 mins 7. Was it clean when it came out? think so, but I washed it anyway 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? Left hangs a bit lower 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? plenty of girlfriends have lol 10. What happened? 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? 12. What was it? 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? yes 14. If so, where do you wear it? in the house, will do outdoors eventually 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. Not up own arse, have had anal with 2 girlfriends, amazing. It normally takes me 1 or 2 hours before I cum, with anal its prob 15 to 30 mins, far tighter, really intense. Got to enter really slow though as my cock is fairly thick 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? Yes I was master 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? Had a cock ring put on a full erection to keep it there, only trackie trousers and no underwear, and go round the Supermarket. I was both mortified and very excited at the same time. 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? yes 20. What type of porn do you like? bondage 21. How frequently do you masturbate? some days a lot, then others not at all 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? clothes pegs 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? occasional CFNM 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? Cock cage, ball splitter, nothing too intense 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? lets just say I'm typing with one hand! |
10-29-2011, 03:14 PM | #141 |
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1. When did you last masturbate? 27. October
2. What did you use? My hands and a condom 3. What did you think about? The porn actress 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? Anal stimulator 5. Did you enjoy it? Yeah 6. How long was it there for? 15 minutes? 7. Was it clean when it came out? Not entirely 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? Not really sure, currently hooked up witch chasity device so can't really check... 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? Yes. 10. What happened? My ex told everyone I knew about it.. 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? No 12. What was it? 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? Rarley, want to find something that I find comfortable to wear 14. If so, where do you wear it? Bum? 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. No 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? One session, not the best though. 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? None 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? Tieing myself up completley with digital locks that I couldn't get open, being unable to remove my head from the bed was a bit scary, cracked the locks open after a while tho. 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? Soft pain not on my testicles, but nipple clamps and wax does. Humuliation does, but not public. 20. What type of porn do you like? Almost everything with a girl in, could also watch transexual porn IF it was a "perfect" movie, like all dressed up in latex, being brutally tied etc. 21. How frequently do you masturbate? Usually each day 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? Ruining my own orgasm, rarley and really not that cool 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? Chastity! 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? I had to slap them until I got soft yesterday, it didn't feel good. 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? Yep, I like this place. |
10-30-2011, 09:52 PM | #142 |
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today 2. What did you use? My hand 3. What did you think about? a girl 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? A plug 5. Did you enjoy it? Yes, 6. How long was it there for? 20 mins or so 7. Was it clean when it came out? Yes 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?idk 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? yes 10. What happened? No 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? No 12. What was it? 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? yes 14. If so, where do you wear it? house store 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. nope 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? kinda 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? idk nothing really 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? idk 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? yes n yes 20. What type of porn do you like? bondage stuff 21. How frequently do you masturbate? daily 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? sometimes clips plugs 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? yes my gf makes me eat her 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? yes spanked tied 25. Do you get turned on my getdare?[/QUOTE] huh |
10-31-2011, 01:51 PM | #143 |
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1. When did you last masturbate?
About 2 hours ago 2. What did you use? My hand 3. What did you think about? Different things; it went from being gangbanged by a bunch of guys to being the slave of a mistress and then to having a threesome with a female friend in my class and her friend 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? A carrot 5. Did you enjoy it? Yes, I really did 6. How long was it there for? About 2 hours 7. Was it clean when it came out? No, absolutely not (full of shit) 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? Nope 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? No, never (except for people on getdare.com) 10. What happened? Nothing 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? Yes, a lot of times 12. What was it? Well, one time I masturbated in public and then an old lady saw me (my plan was not to be spotted) and I started running with my dick out. Another time no one actually saw me, but I was still ashamed afterwards. I pooped and peed in my underwear, took the shit (that was full of piss) out, smeared my feet with it, started fingering my ass, then lick the fingers clean and then masturbated until I cum. It was really disgusting. 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? No, but I do wear other stuff 14. If so, where do you wear it? Up my ass 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. No 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? No (unless in counts online) 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? Walking in public naked and expose myself to at least 10 people. 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? The same as in number 17. Damn, I was really afraid someone would call the cops (luckily I wore a mask) 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? Absolutely 20. What type of porn do you like? BDSM, lesbian, slaves being abused by their masters/mistresses, messy (with cum, piss, food), public 21. How frequently do you masturbate? Pretty often, about 1-4 times a day 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? Only if I fail on a dare. The punishment depends on what my "dare-giver" gives me, but usually it involves clothes pins, ice cubes, something messy 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? The same as in question 22 (only online though) 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? Yes, a lot of times (no one else has punished them though, but they have given instructions). It felt very painful. 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? Yes, absolutely |
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11-01-2011, 04:12 PM | #145 |
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1. When did you last masturbate? 2 days ago
2. What did you use? vibrator 3. What did you think about? my master 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? ice cubes and my tail 5. Did you enjoy it? of course 6. How long was it there for? it's been in for the last 3 hours 7. Was it clean when it came out? ask me later 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? umm dont think so Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? yup 10. What happened? umm nothing, was something supposed to happen? 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? nope, im a slut. 12. What was it? 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? wearing one now 14. If so, where do you wear it? almost everywhere 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. technically no 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? In one right now 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? eat out of a dog bowl in public 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? i dont really get dangerous, master protects me. 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? yup! both! 20. What type of porn do you like? human porn. XD 21. How frequently do you masturbate? as often as master allows 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? however master tells me to, I'll refer you to my blog in my signature 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? technically yes 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? sigh...yup im a girl 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? sure
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11-02-2011, 03:39 AM | #146 |
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1. When did you last masturbate?
2 days ago 2. What did you use? hand 3. What did you think about? being used by a stranger 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? bottle 5. Did you enjoy it? yes 6. How long was it there for? only briefly-too big 7. Was it clean when it came out? yes 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? yes 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? no 10. What happened? cannot wait to find out 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? yes 12. What was it? been used by several at a porn store 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? no 14. If so, where do you wear it? - 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. yes-a guy took his time and finally got it in and then fucked me good for 45 minutes, many positions.wow 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? not ongoing 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? - 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? let a stranger blindfold me, handcuff me, put pegs on my balls and fuck me with a dildo 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? yes 20. What type of porn do you like? amateur, bdsm, most 21. How frequently do you masturbate? very 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? yes, (spanking, pegged nipples, bound balls)but looking for more good options 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? spanking, nipple pain 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? no 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? i hope to |
11-03-2011, 05:22 AM | #147 |
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1. When did you last masturbate?
Couple days ago. 2. What did you use? My hands. 3. What did you think about? Nothing, I was watching stuff. 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? A marker. 5. Did you enjoy it? Yeah. Threw it away though. 6. How long was it there for? I dunno. Probably a half hour. 7. Was it clean when it came out? Yeah. 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? o_o 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? Not that I know of. 10. What happened? She touched my dick and I came and started farting. 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? Not ashamed. More like bummed I have to clean it up. 12. What was it? There was one thing where I had table legs with lubed up ziploc baggies on them and had backing my ass into them. I did other stuff I can't remember too and when it was over I looked around like "Huh. I made a mess." 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? Not yet. I just found something in my kitchen that would work great as a butt plug so I stole it and am gonna use it. 14. If so, where do you wear it? My butt. 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. Nope. I'm a virgin. (That's not why I'm like this, I promise. lol) 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? I have not. Not against it though. Although right now I could only swing an online one, due to living conditions. 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? I don't really know if any are embarassing because no one saw them but me. If I had to do something on say Omegle video, then that would give me room to say it was embarassing. 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? I had a flashlight, that I lubed up repeatedly and tried to shove all the way in my ass. I succeeded a few times, but I noticed little bits of blood on it so I threw the flashlight away. 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? Yes. Yes it does.I have those black paperclips that I use as clamps, and when I take them off they stab into my skin and it hurts an ungodly amount. I kinda get off on it. If I didn't, I wouldn't do it. 20. What type of porn do you like? Lesbian. Femdom. Humiliation. Instructions. Guy on girl. Traps. 21. How frequently do you masturbate? I don't really have a schedule. Depends on what's going on in my life. 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? I don't. I use virtual domme programs, which is a lot of fun. I'm gonna go all November on one (unless something comes up, of course.) 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? See above. 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? I have. Felt good. 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? I do. It's hard finding the creative dares but when you do it's like OMG I HAVE TO TRY THIS NOW.
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11-03-2011, 05:50 AM | #148 |
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1. When did you last masturbate? yesterday
2. What did you use? my hand 3. What did you think about? being fucked in my ass 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? my finger 5. Did you enjoy it? yes 6. How long was it there for? 15 to 20 min 7. Was it clean when it came out? no 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? No 10. What happened? 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? No 12. What was it? 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? Yes 14. If so, where do you wear it? home and out 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. lots of times 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? yes 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? being use by two other man for my master fun 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? drink piss from a other man for my master 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? YES 20. What type of porn do you like? ALL 21. How frequently do you masturbate? 3 times a week 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? NO 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? master 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?Yes my balls my Master 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? Yes |
11-03-2011, 11:55 AM | #149 |
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1. When did you last masturbate?
Yesterday 2. What did you use? hand 3. What did you think about? I thought about somebody going down on me 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? Nothing...never 5. Did you enjoy it? .... 6. How long was it there for? 7. Was it clean when it came out? 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? I don't want to answer this Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? Yeah i guess 10. What happened? Nothing 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? Yes 12. What was it? Touching animals 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? No 14. If so, where do you wear it? 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. no 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? No 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? Dare? Gah idk i've never really done any fun ones 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? Vacuum...... probably was a really bad idea xD 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? Idk 20. What type of porn do you like? Lesbian, squirt, outside, public, cartoon 21. How frequently do you masturbate? Depends, usually at least once every other day but sometimes it's once a week 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? no 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? 25. Do you get turned on my getdare? Yes very much so |
11-03-2011, 12:52 PM | #150 |
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1. When did you last masturbate? The day before yesterday.
2. What did you use? Vibrator. 3. What did you think about? Yiff. 4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? My finger. 5. Did you enjoy it? Eh, it was alright. 6. How long was it there for? Fingering for about a minute. 7. Was it clean when it came out? Uh...yeah? As clean as it can get when you stick something in your ass or anywhere else for that matter. 8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? How does one check for unevennes in a vagina? O.o 9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? Nah, I've either told them or they don't know. 10. What happened? I just got some hummus on my shirt! Oh no! 11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? Kind of. 12. What was it? Every time I fuck myself with something I think of my friend having his way with me. 13. Do ever wear a butt plug? Nope. 14. If so, where do you wear it? On my head. 15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. Nope. 16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? No, but I want to. Only it'd be a Mistress, not a Master. 17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? Laid down on the floor naked with a crotchrope connected to a rope bra, some socks over my hands (like puppy mittens), a makeshift dog tail made of a knot inserted in my ass and some slack rope hanging out, and pissed myself, then slept in it. 18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? I don't think I've ever done anything dangerous. 19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? Humiliation does, yes. 20. What type of porn do you like? Furry, hentai, futanari, lesbian, femdom, lesdom 21. How frequently do you masturbate? At least 5 times a week. 22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? Not really on my own accord, but I will ask for a punishment if I'm craving one for something bad I did. I'll inflict the punishment on myself. 23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? Depends on the person. 24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? Yep. Last time I did it, it hurt quite a bit. 25. Do you get turned on by getdare? Depends on what threads I happen upon.
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