Bunny's D&D Inspired ADD Thread

[Fieldofbunnys]

Originally Posted by Dragonscrolls

This looks super interesting!

Absolutely, it really is interesting. Bunny recommends reading up on how the thread works so you can join in on the fun

This doesn't count as an attack, but you probably already figured that out, Smarty Pants

[Slutylittlesub]

The sluty slayer
Ranger
Hp 30
Ac 12


I launch my second attack.

SPANKS BUNNY'S ASS: Bunny rolls 1d30+10 and adds that many spanks.

We will win bunny just give in.

[Fieldofbunnys]

Bunny knew that his evil plan was just getting started. Evil seeds of betrayal and mistrust would begin to sprout soon >:3

Sarah slutshot rolls a 21, dealing 40 spanks to Bunny! Even though his ass stun a lot, he was overjoyed that the Barbarian had to endure the same amount as well >:3

Clubber MCPuppy automatically hits by pinching his own nipples really hard. Well, beating yourself up works too
He deals 23 minutes of clamps on Bunny's nipples.

Sarah slutshot rolls a 19, successfully taunting Bunny. Bunny was disgusted by the lengths this adventurer would go to try and insult him. He clearly needed to get rid of her first, to avoid any future disgusting taunts.

Clubber MCPuppy automatically hits, dealing 11 ball busts to Bunny. Bunny found it quite amusing that all of the attacks hitting Bunny were shared with the poor Barbarian.

Sarah slutshot rolls a 15, edging Bunny for 6 edges. Bunny was absolutely disgusted by Sarah's use of slime on his cock!

Sarah slutshot rolls an 18, dealing 3 ball busts. Phew, Bunny can actually breath now that there isn't a whore dirtying his shaft.

Kisune (Kickass) Karnon rolls a 15 and a 23, kicking Bunny in the balls for 6 ball busts, and shooting him in the feet for 3 rubber band snaps. Bunny was much too strong to be dismembered or killed in any way. In fact, attacking him was completely pointless. All it did was cause Bunny pain.

Kisune (Kickass) Karnon rolls a 10 and a 23, missing Bunny's balls, but shooting him for 2 rubber band snaps. Bunny was getting adept at hiding the pain he felt now. It wasn't uncommon to hear him squeak every now and then though.

Sarah slutshot rolls a 19, edging Bunny for 3 edges. Oh gosh, more slime ><

The sluty slayer rolls a 12, just missing Bunny.

Clubber MCPuppy automatically hits, dealing 9 ball busts.

Theonè, the Wanderer rolls a 9, missing Bunny. No, it seems the evil Wizard was not on the edge at all :3

Kisune (Kickass) Karnon rolls a 23, kicking Bunny in the balls for 5 ball busts.

The sluty slayer rolls a 13, spanking Bunny for 39 spanks. Ouch.

After that spectacular round of combat, Bunny poofs away. Since he was successfully taunted by Sarah, all of the attacks will be made onto her.

Bunny rolls a 19, 18, 12, 16, 11, 22, 23, and 15. Four attacks hit and three miss. Bunny deals 27 damage to Sarah slutshot.

"That will teach you to rub your smelly hands on Bunny's cock! "

Bunny snaps his fingers and the whole room goes dark, "Let's play a game (:"
Spotlights shine on everyone in the room. Bunny is holding a magic potato.
"This game is called Hot Potato! >:3"

HOT POTATO: Each time you post, you must add two non defence keywords(you may use Class keywords) to the potato. You may not add a keyword you have already added to the potato! At any point, anyone may say "BOOM!" thus forcing all of the lines of the potato onto the poster above. Whoever says BOOM! must also start a new potato with two non defence keywords.

The potato always starts with the following two lines.
1. The Loser's next post may contain an extra keyword for each line on this potato.
2. The Boomer's next post may contain an extra keyword.


Evil Tip: Remember, you can always pass off keywords you don't want to do to people outside/inside of the thread. The Evil Bunny Wizard is sure they won't mind >:3

The DM says, "Anyone who misses a round of combat from now on is exiled until further notice.
Maeselia, the Invisible Hand is exiled."

[Kguy3]

Name: K of the shadow
Class: rouge
Hp: 30
Ac: 12

Hearing tales of an evil sorcerer K of the shadow stealthily enters the dungeon to find the battle already underway with odd adventures already leaving an impression on K.
K emerges from the shadows to introduce himself and join from this point on
With a uncaring and uninterested tone K says “I’m K and I’m here for the sorcerer and nothing else”

[CSasha]

Nearly stunned by the spotlight, at least brain dead now, Cassy sneaks on silent toes, whispering "titititi tit, titititi tit", ninja-like, to touch two of her comrades on their butts, where the spotlight doesn't shine on, inserting some life back into them. 'Stupid hot potatoe.', she thinks, 'Why did the Bunny think a cleric had entered its dungeon in the first place?!' Until she remembered the paradox that she wasn't any arbitrary player putting no more commitment into the game then filling out a paper form and throwing some dice, controling the destiny of an artificial beings only created in some stupid people's mind. Stupid paradox.

1. The Loser's next post may contain an extra keyword for each line on this potato.
2. The Boomer's next post may contain an extra keyword.
3. HEAL WOUNDS: Clubber McPuppy and Sarah Slutshot
4. STROKES BUNNY'S ERECT COCK

EDIT: Sorry, my brain dead head is too silly for these current rules.


Name: Cassy Swordswallow
Class: Cleric
HP (Hitpoints): 28
AC (Armor class): 20

Cursed with Lifesuck (until Bunny makes two more attacks)
Those who are cursed with Lifesuck gain 1 HP each time someone who isn't Bunny has to do a keyword. Those cursed with Lifesuck may also post an extra two times. However, these extra two posts can not be used for keywords in the Defence Category.
0/2 extra posts done

The DM says, "Everyone gains 1 Turn Token. It can be used to post an extra time, but it can only be used twice."

Used 0/2

[Kiny sarah]

1. The Loser's next post may contain an extra keyword for each line on this potato.
2. The Boomer's next post may contain an extra keyword.
3. HEAL WOUNDS: Clubber McPuppy and Sarah slutshot AND
4.STROKES BUNNY'S ERECT COCK
5.pinches bunny’s nipples and
6.hits bunny in the nuts


Taking a hard hit from bunny sarah is flung backwards to the back of the dungeon and lands in a deep pit of slime which saves her from losing the last of her HP but leaves her coated in even more slime replacing what was wiped on bunny’s cock before his attack.
It takes great effort to pull herself out of the slime pit and with all the damage she took she struggles to stand and has just enough energy to make light hits against bunny

[Fieldofbunnys]

And uh, you still get to use a keyword even though you added two keywords to the potato


This is not an attack/post, blah blah blah ^^

[Kisune Karnon]

Spoiler:

Name: Kisune (Kickass) Karnon (Is literally an RP name I use)
Class: Fighter
HP (Hitpoints): 24 [30 MAX]
AC (Armor class): 12

[+1 In Pain (+6 in total in Pain)]
[1 unused turn token]

Cursed with Lifesuck (until Bunny makes two more attacks)
Those who are cursed with Lifesuck gain 1 HP each time someone who isn't Bunny has to do a keyword. Those cursed with Lifesuck may also post an extra two times. However, these extra two posts can not be used for keywords in the Defense Category.
[0/2 extra posts done]

Even with all of their combined attacks and damage, the bunny seemed only in a little bit of pain. Just how much health did this little rabbit have? It was quite odd for such a creature to be privy to such large amount of health and resistance. Maybe he would be more affected by magic, but Kisune didn't do magic. All he had were these swords and these swords were able to deal enough damage as he could.

Moments after all the hits landed, the bunny vanished for a moment before hitting Sarah and sending her flying. She was quite hurt, but it wasn't a surprise with all the taunting she had been doing. Just as Kisune went to continue on attacking the bunny, everything went dark around them. He could barely see a couple inches in front of him and that was an issue. Then spotlights suddenly brightened the area and he felt momentarily dizzy.

The instant change of cave lighting to darkness to instant brightness, made it hard for him to see for a few moments. He had to let his eyes adjust and it wouldn't be a quick feat either. The bunny spoke about a hot potato. What did that have to do with anything? He was going to feed them hot potatos? It didn't make sense, but Kisune didn't want no part in it.

"Face us like a real bunny you accursed being! Let us just kill ya and be on our way alreaday. You know yer no match fer us. So just surrender and die," Kisune called out, "Take yer stupid potato and shove it up yer ass!"

Kisune Karnon uses BONUS ATTACK: For your next two posts, you may use two keywords instead of one. This does not stack.

1. The Loser's next post may contain an extra keyword for each line on this potato.
2. The Boomer's next post may contain an extra keyword.
3. HEAL WOUNDS: Clubber McPuppy and Sarah slutshot AND
4. STROKES BUNNY'S ERECT COCK
5. pinches bunny’s nipples and
6. hits bunny in the nuts
7. GIVES BUNNY A WEDGIE
8. SHOOTS BUNNY'S FEET

[Pariahterror]

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

+6 to hit
Everyone gains 1 Turn Token. It can be used to post an extra time, but it can only be used twice (left turns = 1)

Ooh that wizard is doing some of his tricks again.

"We got to stop him girls before he makes us do some more stuff we don't want" And then turns into another RAGE


Potato dance:
1. The Loser's next post may contain an extra keyword for each line on this potato.
2. The Boomer's next post may contain an extra keyword.
3. HEAL WOUNDS: Clubber McPuppy and Sarah slutshot AND
4. STROKES BUNNY'S ERECT COCK
5. pinches bunny’s nipples and
6. hits bunny in the nuts
7. GIVES BUNNY A WEDGIE
8. SHOOTS BUNNY'S FEET
9. hits bunny in the nuts
10. SPANKS BUNNY'S ASS

Cursed with lifelink:
Those who are cursed with Lifelink have to do any keywords that hit Bunny. Those cursed with Lifelink also automatically hit with their keywords.

To do:
20/100 ball busts
134 edgeless strokes
4 rubber band snaps to feet
79 spanks
23 minutes of clamps
12 edges
7 rubber band snaps

[Kiny sarah]

Still hurt from the attack sarah stumbles forward towards bunny with only 3 HP waiting for the potato to explode so she can be healed from cassy’s spell.
As Sarah reaches bunny she big is her attack flinging slime as she does.

1. The Loser's next post may contain an extra keyword for each line on this potato.
2. The Boomer's next post may contain an extra keyword.
3. HEAL WOUNDS: Clubber McPuppy and Sarah slutshot AND
4. STROKES BUNNY'S ERECT COCK
5. pinches bunny’s nipples and
6. hits bunny in the nuts
7. GIVES BUNNY A WEDGIE
8. SHOOTS BUNNY'S FEET
9. hits bunny in the nuts
10. SPANKS BUNNY'S ASS
11. Gives bunny a wedgie
12. Shoots bunny’s feet

[Slutylittlesub]

The sluty slayer
Ranger
Hp 30
Ac 12


1. The Loser's next post may contain an extra keyword for each line on this potato.
2. The Boomer's next post may contain an extra keyword.
3. HEAL WOUNDS: Clubber McPuppy and Sarah slutshot AND
4. STROKES BUNNY'S ERECT COCK
5. pinches bunny’s nipples and
6. hits bunny in the nuts
7. GIVES BUNNY A WEDGIE
8. SHOOTS BUNNY'S FEET
9. hits bunny in the nuts
10. SPANKS BUNNY'S ASS
11. Gives bunny a wedgie
12. Shoots bunny’s feet
13. KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS
14. LAY A TRAP

Ha bunny you have not even hit me yet is this all you can do?

[Kguy3]

Seeing the potato grow and grow K of the shadow decides it’s best to get rid of it before it gets to big or causes him problems so he activates it and throws it at Sarah slutshot causing it to explode (boom) raining all that had accumulated onto her.
Next K of the shadow gets ready for the next round preparing so not to be the next target

1:sneak attack
2:kick bunny in the nuts

[Fieldofbunnys]

Originally Posted by Kguy3

Seeing the potato grow and grow K of the shadow decides it’s best to get rid of it before it gets to big or causes him problems so he activates it and throws it at the person above causing it to explode (boom) raining all that had accumulated onto them.
Next K of the shadow gets ready for the next round preparing so not to be the next target

1. The Loser's next post may contain an extra keyword for each line on this potato.
2. The Boomer's next post may contain an extra keyword.
3. SNEAK ATTACK
4: KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS

Bunny sneakily edits your post so you don't have to

This is not Bunny's attack. It is Kguy3's post

[Fieldofbunnys]

Muhahahah! Are you afraid of a widdle potato? >:3
Hahahah!
Obviously Bunny's mighty spell is too much for you to handle.
You might as well give up now! (:<



This is not an attack, but it is a post.

[Kisune Karnon]

Spoiler:

Name: Kisune (Kickass) Karnon (Is literally an RP name I use)
Class: Fighter
HP (Hitpoints): 24 [30 MAX]
AC (Armor class): 12

[+1 In Pain (+6 in total in Pain)]
[1 unused turn token]

Cursed with Lifesuck (until Bunny makes two more attacks)
Those who are cursed with Lifesuck gain 1 HP each time someone who isn't Bunny has to do a keyword. Those cursed with Lifesuck may also post an extra two times. However, these extra two posts can not be used for keywords in the Defense Category.
[0/2 extra posts done]

OOC: I think the potato is confusing to some people. I also think that the battle may be lasting longer than people anticipated. Just thoughts.

Everyone seemed to be doing there best, but it felt as if it was all nearly useless. The wizard was taking so much punishment, but with no signs of slowing down. All Kisune could do was continue his attacks and wait for the bunny to simply perish.

Kisune Karnon KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS and SHOOTS BUNNY'S FEET.

1. The Loser's next post may contain an extra keyword for each line on this potato.
2. The Boomer's next post may contain an extra keyword.
3. SNEAK ATTACK
4: KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS
5. SHOOTS BUNNY'S FEET
6. GIVES BUNNY A WEDGIE