Anal, Pee and Bonus! Dice dare

[TheTurretCube]

A pretty complex dice dare, post your result in the comments!

Roll a dice twice to decide which 2 of the following you do

1 or 6: Anal
2 or 4: pee
3 or 5: Bonus! do the bonus section

Anal:
ROLL 1 - Lube
1: Suck a toy (pencil/pen will do) for 5 minutes.
2: Lick a toy for 5 minutes
3: 5 minutes of licking, then 5 of sucking.
4: Smack each cheek 20 times with your toy then lube
5: do as you please with the toy for 5 minutes
6: No lube...sucks for you!

ROLL 2 - position
1: Doggystyle
2: on belly
3: standing against a wall
4: on back, legs up
5: You choose!
6: Do 1-4 and you must give a blowjob to another similar toy at the same time!

ROLL 3 - fucking time!
1: Slow, deep for 5 minutes
2: Fast, shallow for 10 minutes
3: medium, deep for 10 minutes
4: fast, deep for 5 minutes
5: However you want for 15 minutes
6: Roll again, but add 5 minutes for every time you get 6

ROLL 4 - The finisher
1: Remove toy and suck it clean
2: deeptrhoat it like a little slut for a whole minute
3: you get to cum! roll 2 d6 to see how many edges then cum. Leave it in till you do
4: Pull it out, cum on it, put it back in and do roll 3 again! (you can only get this once)
5: Congrats, you get to cum any way you see fit!
6: Leave it in for half an hour, and go hump something like a dog for 5 minutes. After half an hour take it out and roll again. ( you can only get this once)



PEE (a little simpler)

ROLL 1 - Holding, you can't pee again for this amount of time
1: 1 hour
2: 3 hours
3: until you complete 3 dares
4: Roll a d6 and that's how many hours
5: Lucky you, pee freely
6: You must pee your pants at least once before you can pee again normally

ROLL 2 - method
1: Hands behind back
2: toy in ass
3: squatting over toilet
4: backwards
5: naked
6: ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Ok and here's the bonus section if you rolled 3 or 5!

1: Yes man for 1 week
2: must ask the next 5 people who PM you if you can be their slaves
3: Only BBW and Shemale porn for 3 months!?! crazy right
4: Do 2 of your choice
5: Topsy-Turvy, now I'm your slave for the week? woops
6: You guesses it, all of them except 5

[Neena]

I got:

1 or 6: Anal
3 or 5: Bonus
1: Suck a toy (pencil/pen will do) for 5 minutes
1: Doggystyle
2: Fast, shallow for 10 minutes
2: deeptrhoat it like a little slut for a whole minute
2: must ask the next 5 people who PM you if you can be their slaves

[fupu]

1 or 6: Anal
3 or 5: Bonus

Anal:

ROLL 1 - Lube
2: Lick a toy for 5 minutes
ROLL 2 - position
3: standing against a wall
ROLL 3 - fucking time!
6: Roll again, but add 5 minutes for every time you get 6
-> 4: fast, deep for 5(+5) minutes
ROLL 4 - The finisher
4: Pull it out, cum on it, put it back in and do roll 3 again! (you can only get this once)
--> ROLL 3 again
3: medium, deep for 10 minutes

BONUS
3: Only BBW and Shemale porn for 3 months!?! crazy right

not bad, gonna try it right now!

[Unidentified]

Got 5 for the bonus
And 2 for being a slave for the next 5 pm's o.o

Also had;
1:Anal
2: Lick a toy for 5 minutes
6: Do 1-4 and you must give a blowjob to another similar toy at the same time!
4: fast, deep for 5 minutes
4: Pull it out, cum on it, put it back in and do roll 3 again! (you can only get this once)

Roll 3 again:
3: medium, deep for 10 minutes
1: Remove toy and suck it clean


Edit: started the dare (had my clothes on, so it was rather hard), and I have to say that anal still feels weird. After lubing up marker by licking it, I was already semi erect, I started preparing my asshole.
Once I was able to move it in and out at a decent speed, I started the minutes I had to do.
I also got another marker and blew it (really glad there is a lock on my door ). I started with taking it doggy style, which was enjoyable. After 2 minutes I got on my back and continued. After another minute I went on my belly (and yes, I was sucking the other marker all the time) and I found it really hard to do it in this position. So I switched to standing, which was even worse. Luckily I only had about a minute left. When I was done, i orgasmed over the marker. Looking at it, I knew I wouldn't put it back in, since the idea of having cum in my asshole was somewhat disgusting. So I just sucked the marker clean and stopped.

If you may deem punishment necessary, go ahead