Easy Wedgie Dice Dare (Male, female can modify)

[sharknight]

Materials Needed: D6 (or random.org)

Roll for underwear:
1-2: Boxers
3-4: Boxer briefs
5-6: Briefs ("tighty whities")
If you don't own the underwear you rolled, then take a punishment and reroll. If on the second one, you still don't own it, take two punishments. If you don't have any, choose your own underwear and take three punishments.

Roll for a wedgie
1: Everything! Double the time, too!
2: Wedgie
3: Melvin
4: Dangling Wedgie
5: Dangling Melvin
6: Side Wedgie

Roll for time
1: 1 minute (ridiculously lucky)
2: 2 minutes (lucky)
3: 4 minutes
4: 5 minutes
5: 5 minutes
6: 5 minutes (still lucky)

How long to keep in the wedgie? (This is when you do the tasks below)
You don't need to do it for melvins!
1: 1 minute (lucky)
2: 2 minutes (lucky)
3: 4 minutes (lucky)
4: 5 minutes
5: 5 minutes
6: 5 minutes

In the wedgie (OPTIONAL)
1: Write a 1000 letter report and later post it here. If you fail, you have to take 1 Bonus Punishment for each missing 100 letters, up to 4.
2: Type 200 lines of "I like wedgies." on linepunishment.com, upside down. You have until your wedgie is done to finish it. Each mistake is +50 lines. If you fail, then you have to do a "Bonus Punishment" for each 50 lines missing, up to 4.
3: Write "I like wedgies." 100 times in 4 minutes. For each 20 lines failed, take a Bonus Punishment.
4: Add 10 ice cubes at the front, and even after the wedgie, leave them there to melt. If you chicken out or don't have ice, take 4 Bonus Punishments.
5: Choose one from 1-3 while also doing #4. If you fail, take 2 Bonus Punishments.
6: You get to choose from 4 and 5.

What now?
You only have to do this if this is your first try or your last repeat.
1: Re-roll
2: You're FINISHED! *clap clap clap*
3: 1 more time
4: 2 more times
5: 3 more times
6: 4 more times

If you fail to have the correct underwear
1: Atomic Wedgie, 30 minutes
2: Be everyone's wedgie slave for 2 weeks
3: Be my wedgie master and give at least two wedgie dares per day for one week, or else...
4: Atomic Melvin, 30 minutes
5: Squeaky Clean, 60 slices
6: Squeaky Clean, 120 slices

If you fail (Bonus Punishment)
1: Atomic Wedgie, 90 minutes
2: Be everyone's wedgie slave for 1 month
3: Be my wedgie master and give at least two wedgie dares per day for two weeks, or else...
4: Atomic Melvin, 90 minutes
5: Squeaky Clean, 120 slices
6: Squeaky Clean, 240 slices