Help with a dice dare

[monkiy]

HEY, I want to some help making a good safe dice dare. Basically all I have come up with for my dice is:
1. Take off one item of clothing.
2. Using a NON-TOXIC permanent marker write slut on, near your dick, or above your vagina. If you get this again you need to write slave on on your ass as best as you can. If you manage to roll 2 again you have to write slut on your arm in big capital letters.
3. If naked put a lube on your dick or in your vagina.
4. Masturbate for 5 minutes, if you orgasm you have to rub it all over your body.
5. Masturbate until you are about to orgasm then stop. If your still clothed removed an item and do it through clothing.
6. Put one cube in your underwear. If you are not wearing any then hold it on your dick or put it in your vagina.
7. If you get this three times then the game is over.
8. Smack your dick or vagina 3 times with the palm of your hand.
9. If you still have clothing on remove an item if your naked roll again.
10. Without using your hands remove all your clothes. You have 2 minutes to do this. The number of clothes remaining is the amount of hard smacks to your ass.
11. Do 5 push-ups.
12. Stand on one leg- while you hold the other behind your ass as if you were stretching it. Stand like this for 5 minutes. If you fall over then you will need to write slut across your chest and you will need to roll a 7 an additional amount- depending on the minutes you had left to complete. If you were under one minute you still need to add one. e.g. if you had 2 minutes left then you will need to roll a 7 five times before the game is over. If you still have clothing left and you fall over you can either add to the times you have to roll 7 or remove that many items of clothing.

This game requires one 12 sided dice and one six sided dice. Search web dice on google and use one of them if you don't have a 12 or 6 sided dice.

Do you think my dice dare game is a little hard - perhaps you should only need to roll a 7 twice ... ?