Give me weird things to stuff in my ass!

[Jaro]

Thanks to >>this<< evil thread I am now condemed to work off 6030 funishment points.

You can see all the tasks I can do that with >>here<<.

One of those tasks is creating this thread to ask for weird ideas to put in my ass.

So here it is. Please post below ideas for weird things I can stuff in my ass.

I will then choose 3 of these things and report on how it went.

Please help me out by providing many ideas. Thank you!