Earn the edge

[AustrianNuts]

Rules:

• For every fulfilled task I get to edge for 1 second (I can accumulate seconds, but only use them once)
• Each poster can add as many tasks as she / he has posts in this thread
• Consecutive posts are possible after 10 minutes

Tasks:

• Spoon: 20 slaps with a wooden spoon on the balls
• Tooth paste: Tooth paste on the balls and 10 smacks with the flat hand
• Lid: Balls on the toilet and drop the lid on them 3 times
• Bottle: Hang bottle of water on balls
• Tabasco: Put 10 drops of tabasco on tip of penis and edge 10 times
• Record: Send poster proof of task