Public Toilet RolePlay [M/F]

[A humble fern]

A couple rushed in, way too horny to take care of their surroundings, or even notice them. She quickly steps out of her thong and heedlessly tosses it into the bowl, before he already rams her against the cistern and rails her so hard that she actually defecates during her orgasm. Her hot piss washes his copious cum into the bowl too.

Full Toilets: Next time you take a dump, don't just flush it down. Instead, clog your nostrils with two tiny bits of the good stuff, you should feel and smell it, but still be able to breathe properly through your nostrils.
Next you're gonna take a small chunk and put it in your mouth, don't swallow, keep it under your tongue. Keep your lips open, don't swallow any saliva, just let it trickle into a glass. Once you collected half a cup, use that as lube, either with your hand or a toy.
Cum all over whatever is left of your waste in the bowl. Finally, eat it all up.
Girls (and boys who can't cum for whatever reason) substitute cum with a load of snot from their nose and their toe-nail clippings. (Don't choose, use both, you are a full toilet after all!)
(If you want and dare, take a pic of that spit-glass)



Regular Toilets: Let a load of poop rest in the toilet bowl for a while, at least an hour. You don't have to do anything with it, just wait. Give the janitor time to fix the clogging. After that time has passed, take some of it and water it down (with water, or preferably piss) until it's liquid enough to drink. (The desired consistency is roughly that of a yoghurt drink). Now emulate flushing by drinking it down as quickly as you can.
(optional) use a dildo to fuck your throat to emulate the janitor poking around for what caused the clogging afterwards.



Cleaning Staff: Put a pair of undies in the bowl.
(If you have one of those "flat flushing" toilets, don't put it on the "plate" but make sure it's in the drain, that's also where you will have to shove your poop. If this makes no sense to you, ignore. If you have one of these toilets, you know what I'm talking about.)
Make sure you don't accidentally flush it, you don't want to end up with an actually clogged toilet. Now do your business, but don't flush. Let it rest for at least another hour while you clean the seat, lid and floor around your toilet with your toothbrush.
After some time passed, you're gonna have to remove the clogging. Use only your non-dominant hand to fish for it and carry it. You have to dispose it somewhere else. If your home has two toilets, lucky you, dispose it there. If not, get creative. Shove it down the shower drain, put it in the garbage, whatever works for you.
Don't wash your hand afterwards, you can only wipe it on your clothes or body. After you got rid of all your waste, you're now gonna check if you leaked something. If so, get on all fours and clean every spot thoroughly with your lips only. Your can use your tongue to lick your lips clean, but no touching the floor with it.
Finally, retrieve the pair of undies and either throw it away, put it in the laundry basket or straight in the washer. Again, clean the floor of any leaks, this time you may use your tongue.
After that, you're off the clock, after you licked your hand clean, that is.


Urinals: (This doesn't really fit the theme, but I didn't want to leave you without a dare.)
The cleaning staff finally finds some time to clean you. Pee in your toothbrush mug, then thoroughly brush your teeth with it. Don't swallow anything, instead spit it into the mug. Once you cleaned your teeth (exactly like you normally would), gargle the contents of that mug. Spit back into the mug, repeat two more times, now drink up.


This is my very first post on here, so be lenient with the judgement please
I hope my post is in the spirit of this thread. If anything is against anyone's limits, just skip that part.


I will join as a staff member.