29m lb looking for toilet/diaper dares

[serazene]

Hi all ^^

Kinky little boy here who is home alone for several hours with toys, diapers, caffeine, and alcohol and trying to figure out what sort of trouble to get into.

Up for almost anything related to diapers or what goes into them only limit there is no poop on my face or in my mouth.

Also nothing too public - wetting outside is okay, messing is not (for consent reasons). I'm also lazy and would rather stay at home if possible on my day off, but can make a grocery run for supplies if needed!

I've been holding pee for a couple hours so far but it's not too urgent, and feel #2 coming in the distance (haven't gone since Saturday).

I'll be home alone again for two days in a couple weeks, so anything that I can't get to today will be a priority for next time~

If I don't hear from anyone my plan is to play video games (lots of Magic) and have water/shots whenever I lose, so I'll probably end the day very wet and tipsy but am hoping someone creative can help me spice things up.

Supplies on hand after my grocery run
Diapers
Drinks (soda, water, beer, liquor) + ice
Sugar free gummies (basically an explosive laxative, I've already had a couple)
Baby stuff (pacifier, sippy cup, onesie) that I don't mind getting dirty
Toys (dildos, plug, magic wand, bullet vibe somewhere if I can find batteries)
Dice

Can pick up more stuff for next time if needed~