another self-spanking dice dare

[anthem]

I know there are a ton of these, but I'm making this one for myself and wanted to share it. You'll need four implements, real or virtual dice, and a pack of cards. It's pretty variable, as far as I can tell; you could get off pretty light or end up with a long spanking.

Pick four implements. Here's my personal list:

1. wooden spoon
2. wooden ruler
3. dress shoe
4. electrical cord

How many implements?

1. the first two
2. the first three
3. all four
4. two - the most severe and another of your choice
5. three - your choice
6. all four

For each implement, roll a die. Odd numbers mean one session with that implement; even numbers mean two. (This means you could have as few as two sessions and as many as eight.)

Now shuffle the cards. Each session will last until you draw a face card. In between face cards, spank yourself the value of the cards you draw. When you draw a face card, give yourself a final dozen with that implement, then switch.

Repeat until all sessions are complete.

Extras:

1. perform your spanking with one or both ankles tied to your bed
2. drink three glasses of water and wait an hour before your spanking
3. wear a gag during the spanking
4. coat your genitals in toothpaste
5. take an extra dozen with your least favorite implement
6. pick any three


I'm going to do this and write up a report soon. If someone would like to roll the how many implements, how many sessions, and extras sections for me, I'd appreciate it! Let me know if you try it, as well - I'm open to modifying it based on feedback.