Very Interesting Questions (Mastubation & Kinks)

[LizardNinja]

1. What's your favorite kind of porn to watch? Why does it turn you on?
Facial, idk just does

2. Have you ever masturbated to the thought of a friend or peer? Were you able to look them in the eye afterwards?
I randomly choose from a list of hot Facebook friends if I'm feeling in the mood; yes

3. A family members walks in on you during a sexual act. Would you rather be giving oral sex or receiving oral sex when they come in?
Receiving

4. What character would you like to fuck the most from the last movie you watched? The one you'd least like to?
I can't even remember the last film it was? FF7? Ronda Rousey; Tyrese Gibson

5. Do you prefer girls to be shaved or have pubic hair?
Shaved

6. Do you like armpit hair (on either gender) or is the sight of it a huge turn off for you?
Turn off

7. What was the most humiliating dare you've ever done or given to someone?
Fucked the dirt in a plant pot, because that was all i deserved

8. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done for sexual pleasure?
Put my cock head on a vibrating food massager; or the above

9. A celebrity sends you nudes by accidents. Pick who you would want it to be if it was a girl and if it was a boy. Answer for both.
Ronda Rousey/Rosamund Pike; Chris Hemsworth? (C'mon its Thor)

10. Your phone malfunctions and posts your nudes onto your social media. What site would you prefer it be on?
Instagram? I don't have many followers

11. A gun is held to your head, and the robber tells you that you will either eat his ass or get fucked by his dog. Which one do you decide to choose?
When you say eat ass, do you mean like fry it as a steak? Either way probably that one

12. Boys: do you like having your balls sucked?
Yes

13. Thirteen is an unlucky number. Has anything bad ever happened to you during sex/while masturbating (I.e. you hit your head, you started bleeding, you got cum in your eye)?
The food in the overn started burning, so I went to get it out with hands covered in cum and a dripping, throbbing cock

14. What's a kink that you used to dislike but now find really hot?
Piss

15. Would you prefer to watch porn you find disgusting and be forced to masturbate, or would you rather watch your favorite kind of porn but not be allowed to touch yourself?
Favourite with no touching

16. Would you rather someone pee or cum in your ass?
I don't care

17. Describe your ideal sexual partner (in terms of appearance). If you're pan or bi, describe one of each gender.
Blond, toned body, not flat chested but not massive tits either, really horny all the time & a bit kinked and with a perfect smile/face

18. Your best friend finds out about the last way you masturbated. What is it that they learn about you?
That i've done insertions

19. What's the weirdest kink you've ever heard of?
Idk, the one where people get turned on by cripples/amputees?

20. If forced, would you rather have hot wax poured on your nipples or have them electro shocked?
How hot is the wax? How big is the voltage? Probably electric shock.

21. What is something that you have always wanted to try sexually, but haven't done yet?
Basically losing my virginity would be a start

22. You find out that your partner (real or imaginary) has a huge kink. What do you hope it is?
Piss/Squirting

23. Do you prefer to be slapped in the face with a dick or a hand?
Hand

24. Do you like being called/calling other people derogatory names (I.e. slut, pig, cum slut)? How does it make you feel and why do you like it?
Idm; nothing different really

25. If you could choose one fictional character from a book to come alive and have sex with you, who would it be?
Cersei Lannister

26. Pretend that you have a master/mistress. She/he tells you that you can not cum until they either spank your ass until it's bruised or finger your pussy/give you a handjob with toothpaste or Icy Hot as lube. Which one do you choose?
Handjob with toothpaste

27. You do something that you know you aren't supposed to do and get in trouble with your master/mistress. What will they deny you and what punishment could they give that would hurt you the most?
No Cumming; Urethral insertion with icy hot would be awful

28. Would you rather have anal and accidentally have it get messy, or have oral where you/your partner gags and throws up?
Oral

29. A friend on GetDare sends you some very sexual proof pics, and you realize that it is your favorite teacher. What do you do with the pics and the information?
Keep it to myself, and as my teacher's a 10, cum to them a lot

30. You go out with you friends and get incredibly drunk. Your friends talk you into going to a tattoo and piercings shop, but you pass out when you get there after telling the workers to do "Whatever they wanted." When you wake up, what are the humiliating things they've done to you?
Probably a massive dick on my back, or written one of my family's names on my cock