Fiction: Truth Or Dare At Buckingham Palace

Wordsmiff · 04-07-2014, 07:57 AM

Just a short post to begin with to test the temperature of the water. Hope it doesn't cross the line.

Truth or Dare At Buckingham Palace
(Sorry if this offends anyone, or if our overseas friends do not understand it.)

This takes place at some unspecified date in the past, when the Queen (Gawd bless her) and her sister, Princess Margaret (now sadly no longer with us), were in their late twenties or so.

The Queen was in her boudoir at Buckingham Palace. She was bored. There was a knock at the door.

“Is one in?” came the voice of her sister Margaret.

(You have to imagine the accents).

“Enter,” the Queen said.

The door opened and Margaret came in. “Is one bored?” Princess Margaret said.

“One is,” the Queen replied.

“One is also,” Princess Margaret said, “Would one like to play a game of Truth or Dare.”

The Queen agreed, having just fed the Corgis and having nothing better to do.

“One may go first,” Princess Margaret said.

The Queen said. “Would one like truth or dare?”

Princess Margaret thought for a moment and then said: “One will try a truth.”

“Is one a virgin?” the Queen asked.

Princess Margaret wasn’t expecting this. She hesitated before answering. “No, one is not a virgin.”

The Queen giggled to herself. “One’s turn.”

Princess Margaret said: “Would one like a truth or a dare?”

“One is not a pussy,” the Queen said, “One will select Dare.”

Princess Margaret considered this. “One dares one to strip down to one’s underwear,” she said.

The Queen looked shocked. “One cannot do that, Margaret, one is the Queen of the Commonwealth.”

“One must, Liz,” Princess Margaret reminded the Queen. “A dare is a dare. One knows the rules.”

What will the Queen do?

If you want more of this (or if you don’t), let me know. I will try and make the next part longer and more exciting.

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Wordsmiff Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 654 Blog Entries: 3	Truth Or Dare At Buckingham Palace Just a short post to begin with to test the temperature of the water. Hope it doesn't cross the line. Truth or Dare At Buckingham Palace (Sorry if this offends anyone, or if our overseas friends do not understand it.) This takes place at some unspecified date in the past, when the Queen (Gawd bless her) and her sister, Princess Margaret (now sadly no longer with us), were in their late twenties or so. The Queen was in her boudoir at Buckingham Palace. She was bored. There was a knock at the door. “Is one in?” came the voice of her sister Margaret. (You have to imagine the accents). “Enter,” the Queen said. The door opened and Margaret came in. “Is one bored?” Princess Margaret said. “One is,” the Queen replied. “One is also,” Princess Margaret said, “Would one like to play a game of Truth or Dare.” The Queen agreed, having just fed the Corgis and having nothing better to do. “One may go first,” Princess Margaret said. The Queen said. “Would one like truth or dare?” Princess Margaret thought for a moment and then said: “One will try a truth.” “Is one a virgin?” the Queen asked. Princess Margaret wasn’t expecting this. She hesitated before answering. “No, one is not a virgin.” The Queen giggled to herself. “One’s turn.” Princess Margaret said: “Would one like a truth or a dare?” “One is not a pussy,” the Queen said, “One will select Dare.” Princess Margaret considered this. “One dares one to strip down to one’s underwear,” she said. The Queen looked shocked. “One cannot do that, Margaret, one is the Queen of the Commonwealth.” “One must, Liz,” Princess Margaret reminded the Queen. “A dare is a dare. One knows the rules.” What will the Queen do? If you want more of this (or if you don’t), let me know. I will try and make the next part longer and more exciting.