"Up your Ass" Dice Dare

t_or_dgal · 12-15-2006, 08:56 AM

For each step, roll 2 dice and add them together. Once you figure out WHERE, ATTIRE, LUBE, & OBJECT, put that object up your ass, go to the assigned location, and masturbate to orgasm. Afterwards, report back here with details on how things went.

1. Roll for WHERE:
2=At work
3=Backyard
4=In front of Window (Lights Off)
5=Closet
6=Someone else's bedroom
7=Kitchen
8=Your Bedroom (but not in bed)
9=Living Room
10=In front of Window (Lights On!)
11=In a full bathtub
12=Wildcard (you pick one of the above!)

2. Roll for ATTIRE: (Guys too!)
2=Fully clothed
3=Bottomless
4=Topless
5=Bra Only
6=Panties Only
7=Naked
8=In a Robe
9=In a dress, no underwear
10=In a frilly piece of Lingerie
11=Only in high heels & stockings
12=Wildcard (You pick the clothes!)

3. Roll for LUBE:
2=Saliva
3=Butter
4=Crisco
5=Olive oil
6=Ice Cream
7=Vaseline
8=KY Jelly
9=Astroglide
10=Anal-Ese
11=Boy Butter
12=Wildcard (You pick the lube!)

4. Roll for OBJECT:
2=Bottle (Be careful!)
3=Three Carrots
4=Large Dildo
5=Tool from your workshop
6=Pencil
7=Candle (Lit or unlit - Up to you)
8=Banana
9=Cucumber
10=Enema
11=The Dice You Rolled
12=Wildcard (You pick the object!)

wedgieguy · 12-15-2006, 12:26 PM

brilliant!!!. just done it now and rolled a 1 and a 3 (in front of window, lights off) 5 and a 2 (naked) 5 and a 1 (ice cream (i used vanilla)) 5 and a 6 (the dice), i did it in the upstairs window, a few people walked past but im pretty sure none saw

please post more

!!!

cyrano69 · 12-15-2006, 01:53 PM

really nice dice dare.

Glutgod · 12-16-2006, 11:47 AM

Wow a really nice and fun dare! I hope you make another one just like this! yea it was great but maby if somebody dosen't have an item like larger dildo uncommon like say something else for it too.

cadi14 · 12-31-2006, 04:33 PM

first i got a 12 and my group chose front yard (not listed) then i got a 7 and i was naked then i got a 4 crisco lube and then i got a 6 so it was a pencil man did that hurt they tied me to a fence and put a vibrator in my pussy and left me there for and hour before they took out the vibrator and sprayed me with the hose then they let me down and threw me in the pool and wouldn't let me get out for another hour and when they finally let me back inside i was tied up in a wedgie until they all were ready to leave

yhcompuser · 01-07-2007, 02:49 AM

this is what i got
10=In front of Window (Lights On!)
5=Bra Only
6=Ice Cream
7=Candle (Lit or unlit - Up to you)
i lit the candle and it hurts!
BUT i LOVE this dare!!!!

Bane33player · 02-14-2007, 04:35 PM

i substitutedan egg for carrots. hope you dont mind

i got the whole thing in my ass! it was hilarious!

Musty 21 · 02-17-2007, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t_or_dgal

For each step, roll 2 dice and add them together. Once you figure out WHERE, ATTIRE, LUBE, & OBJECT, put that object up your ass, go to the assigned location, and masturbate to orgasm. Afterwards, report back here with details on how things went. If you want, feel free to eMail me pictures (unless they're too gross!)

1. Roll for WHERE:
2=At work
3=Backyard
4=In front of Window (Lights Off)
5=Closet
6=Someone else's bedroom
7=Kitchen
8=Your Bedroom (but not in bed)
9=Living Room
10=In front of Window (Lights On!)
11=In a full bathtub
12=Wildcard (you pick one of the above!)

2. Roll for ATTIRE: (Guys too!)
2=Fully clothed
3=Bottomless
4=Topless
5=Bra Only
6=Panties Only
7=Naked
8=In a Robe
9=In a dress, no underwear
10=In a frilly piece of Lingerie
11=Only in high heels & stockings
12=Wildcard (You pick the clothes!)

3. Roll for LUBE:
2=Saliva
3=Butter
4=Crisco
5=Olive oil
6=Ice Cream
7=Vaseline
8=KY Jelly
9=Astroglide
10=Anal-Ese
11=Boy Butter
12=Wildcard (You pick the lube!)

4. Roll for OBJECT:
2=Bottle (Be careful!)
3=Three Carrots
4=Large Dildo
5=Tool from your workshop
6=Pencil
7=Candle (Lit or unlit - Up to you)
8=Banana
9=Cucumber
10=Enema
11=The Dice You Rolled
12=Wildcard (You pick the object!)

I got a 4, 3, 6, and another 6 is stuck the penicl in as far as it could go, until it hurt, not my butt hurts

t_or_dgal · 03-01-2007, 06:50 AM

6=Someone else's bedroom
4=Topless
8=KY Jelly
7=Candle (Lit or unlit - Up to you)

I got a really long (16") candle, a towel, and a tube of KY jelly. I got completely naked, then put on a pair of old jogging shorts that are loose. I took the stuff into our spare bedroom.

I put some music on, to relax me. I laid down on the towel on the floor. Then I lubed up one end of the candle with KY, and put a little on my finger. I pushed the back of the shorts aside, and slid my finger a little into my ass, to lube things up. I put the candle against my anal opening. Then I gently pushed it in. It felt odd at first, but very smooth. I started playing with myself in the front also, to excite me. Then I started pumping the candle in and out, in and out. I was getting very excited.

Then I got an idea, and used my left hand to push the candle in further, while masturbating with the fingers of my right hand. It was so long and smooth. It slid all the way in! All that was poking out was the wick. I have never tried anything so long and narrow as a candle before in my ass. It was just the right shape to go way, way up into me -- I've definitely never had anything nearly that long in my ass before. I just left it there, enjoying the sensations. As I was about to orgasm, I used my butt muscles to *slowly* slide the candle out. It was about halfway out when I started to come. I could feel the orgasm pulsing through my sphincter. As my orgasm subsided, the candle fell all the way out of my ass. I fell asleep right there, covered in my own juices. Mmmmmm

cyrano69 · 03-01-2007, 05:44 PM

t_or_dgal... as I said... really nice dice game... but really nice description too.

t_or_dgal · 03-03-2007, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyrano69

t_or_dgal... as I said... really nice dice game... but really nice description too.

Thanks so much for the kind words!

wokko · 03-03-2007, 01:43 PM

Great Dare, u cant predict wat ur gonna get!! First time i did it i got:
9=Living Room
3=Bottomless
2=Saliva
6=Pencil

Ciandon · 02-02-2009, 08:11 AM

Excellent dare; very well thought out. I'll be sure to try it today or so.

Also, hate to be anal *cue corny joke drumroll* about this, but...

Quote:

Originally Posted by t_or_dgal

If you want, feel free to eMail me pictures (unless they're too gross!)

Isn't asking for pics a violation of a rule of some type?

monkeysrock · 02-02-2009, 08:36 AM

I have been slaughtered by mods for putting something similar on one of my posts...

I feel that it should be allowed, its not pushy and leaves it open. If someone would like to share pictures or cam they are welcome too. I did reconmend a camera symbol for people's avatars/signatures so people would know who swapped/gave pics or video so no one should be harrassed about it. This too was slaughtered

anyway

I ended up nude in my kitchen being fu**ed by a pencil with spit on, interesting and a turn on but would love to try the candle.

Ciandon · 02-02-2009, 09:09 AM

I ended up fucking myself with 3 carrots in my kitchen using vaseline while wearing all my normal clothes.
And monkeysrock, it saddens me that you didn't even acknowledge my terrible pun...

12-15-2006, 08:56 AM	#1
t_or_dgal Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 145	"Up your Ass" Dice Dare For each step, roll 2 dice and add them together. Once you figure out WHERE, ATTIRE, LUBE, & OBJECT, put that object up your ass, go to the assigned location, and masturbate to orgasm. Afterwards, report back here with details on how things went. 1. Roll for WHERE: 2=At work 3=Backyard 4=In front of Window (Lights Off) 5=Closet 6=Someone else's bedroom 7=Kitchen 8=Your Bedroom (but not in bed) 9=Living Room 10=In front of Window (Lights On!) 11=In a full bathtub 12=Wildcard (you pick one of the above!) 2. Roll for ATTIRE: (Guys too!) 2=Fully clothed 3=Bottomless 4=Topless 5=Bra Only 6=Panties Only 7=Naked 8=In a Robe 9=In a dress, no underwear 10=In a frilly piece of Lingerie 11=Only in high heels & stockings 12=Wildcard (You pick the clothes!) 3. Roll for LUBE: 2=Saliva 3=Butter 4=Crisco 5=Olive oil 6=Ice Cream 7=Vaseline 8=KY Jelly 9=Astroglide 10=Anal-Ese 11=Boy Butter 12=Wildcard (You pick the lube!) 4. Roll for OBJECT: 2=Bottle (Be careful!) 3=Three Carrots 4=Large Dildo 5=Tool from your workshop 6=Pencil 7=Candle (Lit or unlit - Up to you) 8=Banana 9=Cucumber 10=Enema 11=The Dice You Rolled 12=Wildcard (You pick the object!) Last edited by SubMissChievous; 02-02-2009 at 10:18 AM. Reason: This is what private messaging was made for...

12-16-2006, 11:47 AM	#4
Glutgod getDare Devil Join Date: May 2006 Location: In your pants Posts: 1,403	Wow a really nice and fun dare! I hope you make another one just like this! yea it was great but maby if somebody dosen't have an item like larger dildo uncommon like say something else for it too. __________________ For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. And let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark, and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure. Sacrifice, an unshakeable conviction that their fight... our fight... was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They enobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten Last edited by Glutgod; 12-18-2006 at 02:18 PM.

02-14-2007, 04:35 PM	#7
Bane33player Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Green Bay Posts: 4	sorry i substitutedan egg for carrots. hope you dont mind i got the whole thing in my ass! it was hilarious!

03-01-2007, 06:50 AM	#9
t_or_dgal Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 145	Did the dare yesterday 6=Someone else's bedroom 4=Topless 8=KY Jelly 7=Candle (Lit or unlit - Up to you) I got a really long (16") candle, a towel, and a tube of KY jelly. I got completely naked, then put on a pair of old jogging shorts that are loose. I took the stuff into our spare bedroom. I put some music on, to relax me. I laid down on the towel on the floor. Then I lubed up one end of the candle with KY, and put a little on my finger. I pushed the back of the shorts aside, and slid my finger a little into my ass, to lube things up. I put the candle against my anal opening. Then I gently pushed it in. It felt odd at first, but very smooth. I started playing with myself in the front also, to excite me. Then I started pumping the candle in and out, in and out. I was getting very excited. Then I got an idea, and used my left hand to push the candle in further, while masturbating with the fingers of my right hand. It was so long and smooth. It slid all the way in! All that was poking out was the wick. I have never tried anything so long and narrow as a candle before in my ass. It was just the right shape to go way, way up into me -- I've definitely never had anything nearly that long in my ass before. I just left it there, enjoying the sensations. As I was about to orgasm, I used my butt muscles to slowly slide the candle out. It was about halfway out when I started to come. I could feel the orgasm pulsing through my sphincter. As my orgasm subsided, the candle fell all the way out of my ass. I fell asleep right there, covered in my own juices. Mmmmmm

02-02-2009, 08:36 AM	#14
monkeysrock getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London, UK Posts: 276	I thought the same thing... I have been slaughtered by mods for putting something similar on one of my posts... I feel that it should be allowed, its not pushy and leaves it open. If someone would like to share pictures or cam they are welcome too. I did reconmend a camera symbol for people's avatars/signatures so people would know who swapped/gave pics or video so no one should be harrassed about it. This too was slaughtered anyway I ended up nude in my kitchen being fu**ed by a pencil with spit on, interesting and a turn on but would love to try the candle. __________________ Now there's a guy who really knows where his towel is! http://www.humansexmap.com/showmap.p...f6ea2.75805559

12-15-2006, 12:26 PM	#2
wedgieguy Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 22	brilliant!!!. just done it now and rolled a 1 and a 3 (in front of window, lights off) 5 and a 2 (naked) 5 and a 1 (ice cream (i used vanilla)) 5 and a 6 (the dice), i did it in the upstairs window, a few people walked past but im pretty sure none saw please post more !!!

12-15-2006, 01:53 PM	#3
cyrano69 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 171	really nice dice dare.

12-31-2006, 04:33 PM	#5
cadi14 Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 31	first i got a 12 and my group chose front yard (not listed) then i got a 7 and i was naked then i got a 4 crisco lube and then i got a 6 so it was a pencil man did that hurt they tied me to a fence and put a vibrator in my pussy and left me there for and hour before they took out the vibrator and sprayed me with the hose then they let me down and threw me in the pool and wouldn't let me get out for another hour and when they finally let me back inside i was tied up in a wedgie until they all were ready to leave

01-07-2007, 02:49 AM	#6
yhcompuser Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 25	this is what i got 10=In front of Window (Lights On!) 5=Bra Only 6=Ice Cream 7=Candle (Lit or unlit - Up to you) i lit the candle and it hurts! BUT i LOVE this dare!!!!

03-01-2007, 05:44 PM	#10
cyrano69 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 171	t_or_dgal... as I said... really nice dice game... but really nice description too.

03-03-2007, 01:43 PM	#12
wokko Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 44	Great Dare, u cant predict wat ur gonna get!! First time i did it i got: 9=Living Room 3=Bottomless 2=Saliva 6=Pencil

02-02-2009, 09:09 AM	#15
Ciandon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 169 Blog Entries: 3	I ended up fucking myself with 3 carrots in my kitchen using vaseline while wearing all my normal clothes. And monkeysrock, it saddens me that you didn't even acknowledge my terrible pun... __________________ I used to be here a lot when I was younger. Now I'm here less so, but I've missed the community.