Toilet Slave Training

[Intrigue]

Unlike other scat or pee related dares, this will not involve you smearing, rolling around in or otherwise playing with your excretions.

YOU are to be trained as a toilet.

This involves getting you accustomed to the various smells, tastes, colors and textures of your excreta and their associated orifices.

Isn't this just exciting!?

1. The Scent and Taste of Your Orifices (Getting To Know Yourself)
2. A Splash of Liquid (Beginner)
3. Sticky, Tantalizing and Brown (Beginner)
4. Liquid Delight (Explorer)

**Unfinished** 5. Making a Meal of It (Explorer)

Choose your sub-heading, pick up a dice... and roll.

1. The Scent and Taste of Your Orifices (Getting To Know Yourself)

Spoiler:

1 & 4. Retrieve some toilet paper, stand straight then spread your legs apart at a shoulder-width distance, bend forward at a 90 degree angle - using your non-dominant hand, spread your cheek apart and slowly wipe the toilet paper over and against your asshole. Bring it up to and press it against your nose. Inhale deeply, 5 times, and rub the scented paper against your nostrils. Do not forget that scent.

2 & 5. After a long day, remain unwashed and begin. If you have a foreskin, peel it back (if you do not, follow on) and stare at the uncovered head of your cock. That's your new faucet. Let's clean around the rim of the faucet. Take your index finger and run the top of it, underneath the corona (head) and slowly, but firmly gather trace your finger around the circumference of your cock and against the frenulum. Does it feel sensitive? Does it feel nice? Rub that index finger against your nostrils, making sure that you inhale deeply that distinctive scent. Slowly lick with the tip of your tongue around the top of your index finger and enjoy that taste.

3 & 6. Stand straight, then lean forward slightly while grasping the back of your underwear. Give yourself a wedgie, making sure that your undergarment is pressed firmly against your asshole. Now using a finger, push-up the garment against your asshole. Does it feel warm? Even moist, at all? Good. Spend at-least the next 30-seconds rubbing the garment against your asshole with your finger, then remove your underwear. Lift them to your face, and spread your underwear flat, with the sweet spot just before you. Press that spot against your nose and breathe through your nose. Delight in that smell!

2. A Splash of Liquid (Beginner)

Spoiler:

1 & 4. Pee into bottle, ideally transparent and without a label. Pick up the bottle and move it towards your face. Feel the warmth of the bottle and stare into the golden depths of that special liquid. Can you imagine being forced to swallow that, day in and day out? Take a half-mouthful of that piss and keep it within your mouth. Move the bottle opening to your nose and smell as you swill your half-mouthful around... taste it... savor it. Put some effort in using your tongue to move that piss around your mouth whilst you inhale that warm, golden piss. Lift your head back and swallow.

2 & 5. Acquire a bottle with a sports' cap. Pee into it, undress and lie down in the bathtub. Lift the bottle far above your head, aim towards your open mouth and squeeze the bottle. You are being pissed on. This is what it means to be a toilet. YOU are a toilet. Swallow that warm, golden piss.

3 & 6. There are times, rare though they may be, that people are resorted to piss into a container as they cannot reach the toilet in time. Once they empty that container into the toilet, it has gone cold. It is important for a toilet to consume such a liquid, regardless of temperature. Pee into a transparent glass. Leave it for at-least 5 minutes. Watch the piss in the glass during this time. Watch it's roiling movements cease as it settles and as it's temperature lowers. Smell it, to remind yourself of what you will be drinking. After those 5 minutes have passed, slowly drink that glass of piss. Slowly. Do Not Rush This.

3. Sticky, Tantalizing and Brown (Beginner)

Spoiler:

1 & 4. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It is also a very common mealtime for toilets, as many regularly go in the morning hours. Get a bowl, and prepare porridge (oatmeal) with water. Before you microwave this dish, I want you to take a shit on a plate. Using a knife, cut 1-cm slices of your turd and submerge at-least 8 pieces in that cold bowl of porridge. Heat it up in the microwave. Bring it out and take a deep whiff... do you detect that undertone? Enjoy your breakfast. Yes, you must thoroughly chew each mouthful before you swallow.

2 & 5. Take a shit on a plate. Empty that shit into the toilet and flush. Bring that unwashed plate back to your computer and lay it down in front of you. See those brown, gooey streaks of yumminess? You are to slowly lick that plate clean. As you lift those sticky remnants into your mouth, I want you to move your tongue around, making sure you fully experience the taste of that shit. Clean that plate with your tongue, and retain that taste in your mouth for the next 30 minutes.

3 & 6. Get yourself a knee-high sports sock, and take a shit in it. Use whatever method you think necessary in order to get that shit at the very bottom of the sock. Once it is at the bottom, gag yourself with that shit-filled sock for a minimum of 30 minutes. You may use cling wrap to seal the sock in your hole. During the 30 minutes, as your saliva moistens and seeps through the sock into the shit, the liquid shall permeate within your mouth and you be able to fully taste that ass-chocolate. Swallow that brown-saliva goop within your mouth toilet.

4. Liquid Delight (Explorer)

Spoiler:

1 & 3 & 5. Congratulations on your roll. You are to experience the taste of hot, salty, acrid piss when its at it's finest! Tomorrow morning or (for those night owls) as soon as you wake up, you feel the pressing need to relieve yourself. Wouldn't it be freeing just to let it out? To let it flow? I agree with that, so get yourself a bottle, and relieve your burdens into it. Once you are suitably emptied, take the opportunity to get a good WHIFF of that liquid within the bottle.
D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S, right? It is your job as a toilet, to drink that. Oh, isn't this fun! I will allow you to prolong this pleasure... take your time to enjoy it. Tilt your head back, and get a mouthful of that piss. Swill that acrid waste around in your mouth, from your right cheek to your left cheek, and savour it. Swallow and repeat, making sure to breathe deeply as you imbibe your liquid delight.

2 & 4 & 6. Pee into a glass. If, for whatever reason, you prefer to do so in a bottle, then by all means, but do NOT put the lid back on. We need to 'air' and mature your drink. Stick that glass / bottle into the fridge for 30 minutes. Once those 30 minutes are up, bring out that chilled piss and get yourself an empty glass / bottle. Take a mouthful of that piss. It has a rather different tastes when chilled right? Oh, you don't like it? Tough shit. Lift your head back, open your mouth and gargle that chilled piss. Now spit it into empty glass / bottle and repeat until you have transferred all the piss from one container to another. Now drink down your beverage and be thankful for it.

**Unfinished** 5. Making a Meal of It (Explorer)

Spoiler:

1 & 3 & 6. What's brown, sticky, smelly and gooey? Why, your meal of course! But you're no novice at the taste of this brown goodness, are you? So now, you will experiment with texture. When you feel the need to shit, I want you to push ever-so slightly so you can feel it at your anus, but do not go yet. Keep it there, right on the edge for 30-minutes. Grab yourself a plate and once those 30-minutes are up, I want you to shit on that plate. Now then, observe the texture and colour. One part of that shit will be lumpy, chunkier, chewier and completely desiccated in-comparison to the softer, moistness of the other part. Take that dry, chewy lump of shit and place it into your mouth. Bite down into it. Taste it. Chew it. Slowly. Keep chewing until that lump is nothing but a paste. Notice how it sticks to your mouth and your teeth? Swallow it, and keep swallowing until you are unable to get anymore down without the aid of water. Isn't that tasty?

2 & 4 & 6. *** TO COME ***

[Walter Slave White]

Amazing dare! I look forward to seeing the last two rolls!

I wish it was three options for number 3 as well.

[Intrigue]

Originally Posted by Walter Slave White

Amazing dare! I look forward to seeing the last two rolls!

I wish it was three options for number 3 as well.

Added a third option to number 3.

I was going to save that option for later but... I think I might have an alternative replacement for later.

[Xavierholmes]

I've never done anything like this before, so started at beginner. Rolled a 4 and pissed into a bottle. Followed the instruction. Actually found it quite exciting. Will try the next stage, but am very nervous.

Will report back.

[Intrigue]

Just so you are aware, my intention wasn't that you complete the sub-headings one after another - it was that you *choose* your sub-heading (or level), and you take things from there.

I should have the last two sub-headings finished by tomorrow once I come back from work. If not... feel free to send me a PM reminding me of my 'responsibilities'.


**Edit** - Ending the dare at at the Liquid Explorer. If there is enough interest shown, then I may finish it up. Until then, happy drinking & eating!

[ferrari909]

very creative! i like scat but very light like fart this was fun thanks

[mattz26]

Great dare!

I chose (well, randomness chose) to go for
4. Liquid Delight (Explorer)

I rolled a 4 and thuse had to put my glass full of pee in the fridge. Surprisingly after 30 mins it was not as cold as I expected it to be. But definitely didn't taste good, quite different from warm pee! But the dare said gargle, spit in other glass and eventually drink... So I did.

[Max18]

THIS dare ladies and gentlemen is awesome as fuck.
Maybe it can help me to get over my scat limit.