JaquesHammer's Anal Dice Dare (My first)

[jaqueshammer]

This is the first dare ever made by me, hope you like it, comment results!




Lube&warmup thoroughly.



The bigger your toy collection are, the better.
Take your favorite toys, or why not all of them?
Give each toy a number starting from 1.
Go to RANDOM.ORG and roll a dice that matches the number of toys you got.
Re-lube as much as you want to, lube is fantastic.


***BONUS CHALLENGE***

Spoiler:

Fuck yourself and masturbate to the beat of a Cock Hero Video.

Roll 1
First roll 1-? to decide which toy to use. (Re-roll toy every round if you want to)


Roll 2
Roll a d6 for position. (Re-roll position every round if you want to.)

Spoiler:

1. Doggy.
2. Ride it.
3. On one leg standing up.
4. Put the toy on a stick and fuck it standing up.
5. Lying on side on couch/bed.
6. Crouch over mirror and watch your hole(s) get stretched.[/SIZE]

Roll 3
Roll a d6 to determine the speed of your stroking.

Spoiler:

1. 20BP;, really slow.
2. 33BPM, slow.
3. 50BPM, medium.
4. 65BPM, medium/fast.
5. 80BPM, fast.
6. 110BPM, really fast.

You will also need this; http://www.webmetronome.com/ for coming rounds.


DON'T FORGET TO LUBE EVERYTHING UP GOOD

Roll 4

Spoiler:

1. All the way deep 50 times, no breaks.
2. Half the way 35 times, taking it out completely and gape every 5th stroke.
3. First, go half way and twist it 180 degrees before pushing it in fully, then you twist it 180 degrees once more before taking it out, no full exit, do this every time 20 times.
4. Free position, hard and deep fuck for 5 minutes.
5. Fuck yourself with your favorite buttplug for as many times as possible in 30 seconds. If you fail you have to do number 3.
6. No hands! Put it against the wall or a mirror, take it all the way. Varying speed every 10th stroke 250 times.

Bonus stretching, enjoy.

Spoiler:

Fuck yourself with your smallest toy, twist 360 degrees every stroke for a minute and then switch to a toy that is a little bit larger and advance until you are out of toys, and yeah; remember to use a lot of lube.

Re-roll Position, speed & toy (Optional)


Remove toy slowly, lets make room for some more toys.
Roll 1-6 to decide how your hole is getting used.

Spoiler:

1. Put toy against mirror/wall/put it on a stick and fuck yourself for 5 minutes. (If you edge or have to stop due to pleasure, you start over from first roll and switch your current toy for a larger one)
2. Squat over a mirror and insert a warm bottle of water (or dp any two toys) all the way in for 10 minutes, remove to inspect gape 5 seconds every 10th stroke.
3. Standing up with one foot on a chair, twist and turn it all the way in and out, 200 strokes.
4. Ride it various depth and speed for 15 minutes. Edge at least once, if you cum, you'll have to keep the toy in your ass until you can go again, then ride it as deep and as fast you can comfortable.
5. Take your 3 favorite toys and try all positions, depth and speeds. You can stop when you reach a total of 500 strokes.
6. Ride it deep and slow in front of mirror, gape every 10th stroke 4 minutes.

More exercises and techniques of ass destruction, I presume?

Spoiler:

Take the largest (both girth&length-wise) toy you got and lube both the toy and squirt some lube directly in your ass as well if you like to.
Insert the toy veery slowly, feeling every millimeter until it's fully inserted and secure it very deep in your ass either with some sort of underwear or a harness of some kind, and do something completely different the next 40 minutes. (Do the dishes/wash clothes/whatever, you get it) Every now&then grab the base of the toy and twist it, wiggle it and push it out without exit.
Before you can take it out, ride it 50 times deep and slow, and speed up gradually.
If you are somehow unable to do this, you can always use a buttplug instead.

Your hole is probably a bit tired after all this, right? You can go a bit bigger, and you know it.
Take a little break to relax your body (with largest toy inserted of course) and remember to relax and breathe, use tons of lube and try to read your body and everything should be all right. If no records are broken, take the absolutely biggest toy YOUR body can take and don't let it leave your butt for 20 minutes, it's time to go bigger, you can't cum if you did not progress in size.

Time to cum. Roll 1-6 to decide how you are allowed to cum.

Spoiler:

1. All up to you, but no breaks for 8 minutes straight.
2. You got 5 min to cum, do not touch the toy with your hands and get as deep as possible, varying speed every 20th stroke.
If you cum before the 5 minutes are up, you still have to keep fucking your ass until the time is up.
3. Lay comfy on couch/bed and fuck yourself just how you like it, deep, fast and hard for 8 minutes.
4. Get a large toy and try at least 3 of the positions (25 strokes each) before cumming.
5. Cum however you like, you deserve it! Gape hard after, try prolapsing and anal pumping. Get in the shower afterwards and bring a water bottle and go an extra round in the shower, try to cum asap.
6. Try to cum without touching your fun parts, if you do not succeed in 10 minutes you'll have to stop, take a shower with a medium/large toy inserted, fucking yourself the whole time, get out of the shower and insert something bigger, ride it deep and slow until you cum.

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