05-23-2017, 11:30 PM | #1 |
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comfort food <3
hello fellow mac and cheese enthusiasts!! hello fellow gross pieces of shit!!
today we're going to make a really, really special recipe that's just perfect for you disgusting ok so what you're gonna do is make some mac and cheese. your favorite brand. if you have to add milk, add less than necessary. get it all nice and cheesy. when you have that all set up, you're gonna pour in some toilet water, and pour in some piss. not enough to make it soupy, just enough to feel like a disgusting pig. for our last step, you're going to cut off some body hair. if you're a professional swimmer or something and you don't have any body hair, ask your partner, a friend, that guy who lives in the apartment above you, just make sure its fresh. now, you're going to mix in all that nice hair! if the mac and cheese is too thick, add more piss. when the hair is evenly distributed, pat yourself on the back. you just made yourself some food you really, really deserve. if you're attention seeking and need reassurance, send me a report and a picture of your mouth full of mac and cheese. make sure i can see the hair. if the knowledge that you did this to yourself willingly is enough, no need to report. it doesn't matter if a stranger on the internet knows you did it, you know, and that's what matters. have fun, and try not to choke. pubic hair can be hard to swallow so make sure you have a drink with you. now get cookin'!! |
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