Fun (slightly painful) dare!

[submissiver]

I am submitting this dare in a scientific format, so lease read it and attempt it.
Okay, please read to the bottom.
No really, I'm getting tired of this, read the dare.

Now seriously, your not my friend any more for not reading the dare.

Equipment;
-Thirty pairs of boxers (varying sizes);
-Fifteen t-shirts (short sleeved, varying sizes);
-A revealing thong (if your a guy, tape your penis between your legs);
-A bra (If your a guy, buy a size D atleast and stuff it with Lego bricks, if you don't have that toilet roll)
-Lots of water
-Camera (not needed)
Extra-Diuretic
Cheat-Diaper

•IMPORTANT•
Have a friend there (with a knife) that youtrust your life with, if that is not possible then have several people that you know will be able to be over at your house very quickly

Method
0. If you're cheating, put on the diaper
1. Put on the thong and bra (guys start stuffing)
2. Start putting on the boxers (smallest first) and drinking water (5 items of clothing =50ml water)
•IF YOU FEEL SICK STOP NOW, IF YOUR SKIN IS LOSING COLOUR... STOP NOW•
3. Put on the t-shirts (smallest first) and continue drinking water at a rate of (5 items of clothing =50ml water)
•IF YOU FEEL SICK STOP NOW, IF YOUR SKIN IS LOSING COLOUR... STOP NOW•
4. Stop drinking.
4.5. If you have a camera, take some photos.
5. Wait two hours and if you have a diuretic then eat/drink it, other wise drink a liter of water in the next half hour.
6. Start stripping, t-shirts first, if you need help phone a friend
7. When you get down to the thong and bra, give your freind a lap dance, or take photos, or both, or neither. If you are really daring, put the photos on the Internet, the even more daring would put them on GetDare (no nudity).
8. Go to the toilet, you have earned it
9. Tell us about it (I've done it... minus the lingerie) and whether you pissed yourself or had to quit