Twisted Kitten

Hello my fellow freaks and geeks!

It's been a LONG time since I've posted here on my blog, but life has been HECTIC to say the least.

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The long and the short of it is, I've been identifying as "nonbinary" and using "boy mode" to be safe while driving the semi through states like Tennessee, Texas, Florida, and Georgia. Unfortunately, "boy mode" would cause severe dysphoria (wich I'd ignore) and result in...

Halloween is my FAVORITE holiday, and it's on a Saturday this year! Not to mention it's also a BLUE MOON. The last time that happened was way back in 1944, and it won't happen on Halloween again until 2039!

So that being said, naturally I've got to take advantage of this opportunity.

One of the things on my bucket list is to celebrate a true Samhain (Halloween) and preform a ritual under the blue moon of Halloween night. This year, I get to do just that.

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My post count. It's 666. I wanna start posting again, but at the same time, I don't know if I really wanna change that awesome number! Like, I've got 666 posts!? HAIL SATAN! xD

So like, my roommate used to never ball tap people, but he's started doing it to me. He also started smacking my ass randomly too. 😦

Like, I haven't said anything about it, when he ball taps me I just like, laugh about it because I think it's a joke. Like locker room humor.

And when he slaps my ass I always respond with "thank you" and he walks away laughing. I honestly think he's just being playful and joking around with me, cus like, I know he's not...

Ok, so I've always wanted to get one of those fucking machines? ya know, the kind that you get all tied up and they just plow you relentlessly for hours on hours on hours? ... right. yea, one of those. I've always wanted one for ... erm... studdies. xD

I've wondered how many forced orgasms could I achieve if i were strapped into a fucking machine for an hour? and so, with the use of my tax return, I went online and found one!

It was off Amazon, so I trust that ill get it....