Hi Sara,
I'm new so you're my first dare! Should be right up your alley ;-)
I dare you to go and buy some disposable diapers. Come home and boil up some big thick pasta noodles. Fasten your diapers on, rinse the pasta, and fill those diapers all the way to the top. Wear them until you come (if you can). Then I dare you to report your experience. I hope you enjoy.
M.