AverageDaniel

Hello, I'm Little McDanieltonstein reporting live from the scene for Action 42 News. As you can see behind me, there is a big stack of cookies. You may be wondering to yourself, "Self? Why is there a big stack of cookies? And on an unrelated note, why have many of getDare's loyal members gone missing lately?" Well, you'd be wrong!

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*screams through the ducktape that is covering his motuh, because he has finally stumbled upon the answer to the truth about life, getDare, and everything, including the fact that naughty_chloe is actually only an imaginary person that depp becomes when he thinks he is sleeping, that cheesy dude is actually made of chees, is a girl, and has four clones of herself in preparation to take over the world, NewSlave is actually depp's step-cousin twice removed(once via divorce and once via excommunication),and...

Hello, fellow getters of Dare. I am posting this to inform you all of the grave misuse of power that have been blatently used by one of your oh-so-pleasant moderators. No, not the evil depp, not the heinous Chloe, I am talking about the completely immoral Cheesy Dude! First of all, even though he knows that I am lactose-intolerant, he continues to talk to me! Secondly, he hold's the little man down, man! And, while holding the little man down, he gags them! That's just wrong! He tries to silence...