I don't really keep up with my page views, but I suppose I could attempt to keep an eye on them. I think my nipples are going numb after all this anyway.
Since you feel the need to harm some innocent young man's poor defenseless nipples, go grab yourself a pair of ice cubes and hold them against your nipples until they're nice and and sensitive; then take an elastic band, stretch it to the max and release it against your nipples, alternating between them both 10 times each while thinking about the cruelty you've shown poor Maggy. T~T